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Obok Meatgod, called by some "the accident", is the one story about an adventure mode dwarf whose deeds are of such unparalleled cruelty that Toady One removed it from the forum and the DF community has agreed to never speak of it again.
Coming from people who believe it's ethical to lock children up with rabid dogs to break their will or who will happily build a mass mermaid breeding/killing machine just for the ☼, this is saying a lot.
For your own sake, it is suggested that you do not read any further. You have been warned.
Obok Meatgod's story begins with him plundering the famous fortress Headshoots for adamantine armor and weapons. However, he didn't use them; instead, he preferred a copper war hammer. In his retelling, the player boasts that he killed several giants over the course of a week, by slowly bludgeoning their least vital parts first, then, when they're unable to fight back, breaking their skulls.
Afterwards, he decided to kill all living beings on the planet, starting naturally with the elves. In the process, he recruited an army of elves and dwarves, only to later abandon them in an evil biome while he swam away. He used the time swimming to kill everything that crossed his path, just to grind XP.
He proceeded to sack a goblin fortress and recruit thirteen children in the process, killing everyone else in the fortress including all other children. Then he decided to train his army of children by letting them fight against wolves. The player describes in great detail how one of them fell into a pool in the process and he forced the others to watch him drown.
Abandoning those children too injured to walk, he went on to destroy more elven civilizations. Once only two of his child soldiers remained, he – and this is the WORST part – kills one himself and then begins to describe – once again, in great detail – how he modded in genitals for the sole purpose of raping the other to death.
He then deleted the save file.
Now that you've read up to here, you probably know if you can handle this level of gore. Click the link for the full story of Obok Meatgod backed up from the forums.