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Rkyeun taunts people who complain about their low FPS by calling them pansy elves. | Rkyeun taunts people who complain about their low FPS by calling them pansy elves. | ||
| + | :People who complain about FPS while getting 40FPS are not worthy of dwarven glory. | ||
| + | :People who complain about FPS while getting 60FPS should go back to their goblin towers and continue breeding children so they can collect their goblin welfare check and go about their short impatient lives. | ||
| + | :People who donate to buy Rkyeun one of those sweet gaming rigs that can actually GET high FPS will forever be immune to such ridicule. | ||
| + | :Everyone else is still a pansy elf with their rope reed trousers designated for dumping. | ||
| − | + | Things Rkyeun might think are a good idea, and encourages discussion about on his talk page. | |
| − | + | :Let dwarves have Mining and Woodcutting active at the same time if they are set to use two weapons. | |
| − | + | :Make [VERMINHUNTER] not imply [SELF_ADOPTING]. | |
| − | + | :Allow pets for butcher/slaughter/caging/pitting and just give the owner a negative thought about it. | |
| − | + | :Arrival of dwarves should not somehow trigger physics to remember about evaporation. Murky pools that would have been gone in dry climates should be gone when the dwarves get there. | |
| − | + | :At least until alpha is done, the kinds of tools that are in Tweak's Gibbed stuff should just be IN the game so we can work around, find, and help report bugs. | |
| − | + | :The donation page should have lists of suggestions or things to still be implemented, and when you donate money that money counts as a sort of vote as to what to fix/develop next. | |
| + | :If you have a volcano with magma flow at the bottom, fire imps and magma men should respawn there when killed. | ||
| + | ::How many you have at once should increase with the age of your fortress. | ||
| + | :::and decrease by tossing living creatures into it so they fall through the magma flow square at the bottom. | ||
| + | :Dwarves shouldn't fetch, carry, or store their money. Let it stay in large coin stacks and just know they they own it and that there is enough. It can stay in the stockpile, it just has to exist. If it gets destroyed, NOW they should tantrum because their life savings just got wiped out, and maybe they then sell some of their possessions to afford things they want. | ||
| + | :Seriously, if you're going to get upset about your clothes being rotten, maybe you should TAKE THEM OFF and wear the OTHER FIVE SETS OF NEW CLOTHES at the same time. | ||
Revision as of 21:00, 2 November 2008
Rkyeun is a retarded monkey usually seen carrying a soldering iron in one hand and a stack of flowcharts in the other. He typically poses absurd or theoretical questions about game mechanics for novelty value, and creates plans without regard to their difficulty of construction nor ineffectiveness in operation.
Rkyeun gets very low FPS, even on the title screen, and often plays between 3 and 16 FPS.
- Partial Print has since let him get 24-18 FPS.
Rkyeun taunts people who complain about their low FPS by calling them pansy elves.
- People who complain about FPS while getting 40FPS are not worthy of dwarven glory.
- People who complain about FPS while getting 60FPS should go back to their goblin towers and continue breeding children so they can collect their goblin welfare check and go about their short impatient lives.
- People who donate to buy Rkyeun one of those sweet gaming rigs that can actually GET high FPS will forever be immune to such ridicule.
- Everyone else is still a pansy elf with their rope reed trousers designated for dumping.
Things Rkyeun might think are a good idea, and encourages discussion about on his talk page.
- Let dwarves have Mining and Woodcutting active at the same time if they are set to use two weapons.
- Make [VERMINHUNTER] not imply [SELF_ADOPTING].
- Allow pets for butcher/slaughter/caging/pitting and just give the owner a negative thought about it.
- Arrival of dwarves should not somehow trigger physics to remember about evaporation. Murky pools that would have been gone in dry climates should be gone when the dwarves get there.
- At least until alpha is done, the kinds of tools that are in Tweak's Gibbed stuff should just be IN the game so we can work around, find, and help report bugs.
- The donation page should have lists of suggestions or things to still be implemented, and when you donate money that money counts as a sort of vote as to what to fix/develop next.
- If you have a volcano with magma flow at the bottom, fire imps and magma men should respawn there when killed.
- How many you have at once should increase with the age of your fortress.
- and decrease by tossing living creatures into it so they fall through the magma flow square at the bottom.
- How many you have at once should increase with the age of your fortress.
- Dwarves shouldn't fetch, carry, or store their money. Let it stay in large coin stacks and just know they they own it and that there is enough. It can stay in the stockpile, it just has to exist. If it gets destroyed, NOW they should tantrum because their life savings just got wiped out, and maybe they then sell some of their possessions to afford things they want.
- Seriously, if you're going to get upset about your clothes being rotten, maybe you should TAKE THEM OFF and wear the OTHER FIVE SETS OF NEW CLOTHES at the same time.