v0.34:Clothing

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For making clothes, see Textile industry

Clothes are items made out of cloth or leather which are worn by sentient creatures to protect them from the elements, from damage, and to cover themselves. Articles of clothing work similarly to armor, but are distinguished by the fact that they are owned by your dwarves, and wear out over time. Technically, clothing is simply armor with an armor level of 0. In particular, boots (low or high) are armor, and not clothing.

In theory, clothing provides less protection against attacks than "real" armor, but some players claim that leather cloaks and hoods offer significant protection from attacks. Also, there have been humorous bugs in the past where animal teeth were not hard enough to bite through silk shirts and artifact glass serrated disks could not pierce goblin clothes.

Currently dwarves need no protection from cold environments, but get bad thoughts if they are naked, or wearing old or tattered clothes. Babies do not wear clothes, but all adult and child dwarves will claim, and wear, clothing automatically. Dwarves may incur several different clothing-related bad thoughts:

• Total nudity
• Missing upper body covering (shirt, vest, dress, robe, cloak, or coat)
• Missing lower body covering (trousers or skirts)
• Missing footwear (shoes, sandals, or socks)
• Wearing old or tattered clothing (items with "X" or "XX" wear, but not "x" wear)
• Clothing rots away while worn

Clothing thoughts are quite strong, and they stack with each other. Tantrum spirals are likely unless you produce sufficient footwear, upper-, and lower-body-covering items. Note that items of armor (e.g. boots, etc.) do not count as clothes, so military dwarves should wear armor over their clothes. A tantruming military is the last thing you want.

Another use for clothes (besides selling them to caravans) is keeping your dwarves from stepping barefoot in the poisonous blood left by some forgotten beasts.

Clothes are stored as finished goods, and may be stored in bins. Dwarves will store their personal unworn clothing in their rooms, either directly on the floor, or in cabinets.

While in a stockpile (or a dwarf's personal quarters), clothing is usually safe from being damaged, but as soon as a dwarf puts on an item of clothing, it begins to degrade, and will wear out eventually. Clothing that is owned but which is not worn and not in a dwarf's quarters will eventually revert to unowned status, eligible to be picked up by some desperate, rag-clad (or unclad) boor. Clothing which is in a refuse stockpile is supposed to degrade quickly.

Size

Clothing and armor all have a size associated with them, and equipment made for one size of creature cannot be worn by larger or smaller creatures. For dwarves, this applies to clothes and armor worn by humans and trolls (which will appear to be "large"(*) as well as kobolds (which will appear to be "small"); goblins and elves are the same size as dwarves, so their clothing and armor can be equipped rather than being limited to melting (in the case of metal armor) or using as trade goods (especially once decorated).

Any clothing/armor that isn't small or large is one-size-fits-all, and can be worn by any dwarf, from the smallest child to the biggest adult.

(*) With one exception: Items made from leather from large rats will appear as "large rat leather ______". Human-sized gloves made from large rat leather would be "large large rat leather gloves." There are no "rats" that provide leather, so while confusing, this is definitive.)

Bugs

• Children are supposed to be immune to negative thoughts from clothing in version 0.34.07 but this is not working as documented.^Bug:5748

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This was the beginning of the dwarven obsession with socks. Long ago, socks were plentiful in dwarven kingdoms across the land, and the bearded ones paid little heed to what adorned their feet. But after the proud citadel of Nogrithog destroyed itself in a terrible civil war over a dispute concerning sock shortages, the production of which they were completely and utterly ignorant, the entire dwarf race everywhere in the universe vowed to never let this happen again. Dwarves made sure to stockpile woolen, silken, and even cloth footwear against the unthinkable happening ever again. Children were frightened with the story of the Great Sock War even before they stopped suckling at their mothers' breasts, to indoctrinate them in proper sock hoarding behavior, and to frighten unruly children into better behavior: "If you don't stop pulling Catten's braids, Sibrek, all the socks will disappear!" So great is the dwarf's fear of a sock shortage that they will sacrifice their own well-being and even lives to make sure that even one single sock will not be overlooked. It is unknown how such an utterly primitive race such as dwarves could possibly know how one dwarven civilization in a remote and utterly important continent on a forgotten minor world destroyed itself on every other world that dwarves live. Most believe that this is once more the touch of Armok on their sodden and constantly intoxicated brains.