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2008-02-11T16:06:29Z

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|I think I'll stick to drowning dwarves and cooking puppies.
|I mean, how dangerous can an elephant be, anyway?
|Toady has created a masterpiece!
|Is that a hammer in your ≡Giant cave spider silk trousers≡ or are you just happy to see me?
|Do these +narrow chimpanzee leather trousers+ make me look fat?
|This wiki menaces with spikes of bread.
|I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny.
|Fun fact: Ditching the starting anvil for a shit ton of logs makes for a strong early defense by way of a palisade...
|If in doubt, [[fluid|flood]] the fort!
|Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange_mood|mysterious]] construction!
|Beware of the Elephant's greatest evolutionary trait: [http://archive.dwarffortresswiki.net/index.php/Talk:Elephant#Stealth_Elephants Stealth].
|Let us never forget the last words of Inod the Stoker, [http://archive.dwarffortresswiki.net/index.php/Fortress_Paintrag#1056 "Aaah! Gorillas!"]
|[[Children|Newborn]] Zuglar Baldnessgranite prefers to consume Gorilla. A sure sign of his unparalleled strength!
|[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/video-game-article/duke-nukem-image.php In an unrelated article] - I had no idea elephants could bounce that high!
|[[Toady]] looses a roaring laughter, [[Fey|fell]] and terrible! Toady has butchered a spammer!
|[[Elephant]]s are like huge, wrinkly [[ambusher|ninjas]].
|Tobul Dumatfath, Fisherdwarf cancels Fish: Interrupted by [[carp]].
|The critical question is this''':''' do dead elf bones yield more crossbow bolts than the average number of bolts necessary to kill an elf?
|What is that [[magma|red stuff]] coming towards me? Oh well, I think I'll stay in this [[channel|trench-shaped]] thing.
|“Dwarf Fortress" ... "Like chess, only with short people that can catch on [[fire]] like [[clothing|rags]] soaked in tar, and lots of [[booze]]." ... "Like chess.”
|Dwarf Fortress has taught me that all the world's problems would be substantially reduced had our parent civilizations never minted more than four stacks of [[coins]].
|"Tosid Idenarzes likes tentacle demons for their corrupt intentions." There! Now we've covered all of the seven deadly sins.
|Toady One likes donors for their [http://www.bay12games.com/support.html generosity]. He absolutely detests trolls.
|Booze does all the work in forts. Dwarves are just booze exoskeletons.
|My unconscious and bleeding [[mayor]] just mandated the construction of some goods.
|I can just imagine a wagon throwing a tantrum and tossing all its contents at people.
|"Madness? THIS IS DWARF FORTRESS!" -Dwarven King
|'I wonder what would happen if I poked that elephant with a stick' - Gib Trampledmangled.
|"The interface is coming - it's not coming in your lifetime but it's coming."<br> - [[Toady One]]
|Döbesh Udosdeb has been ecstatic lately. He was forced to eat a friend to survive. He enjoyed a truly decadent meal.
|Zasit Anamalîth, Carpenter is throwing a tantrum!<br>Felsite Bridge destroyed by Zasit Anamalîth, Carpenter.<br>Zasit Anamalîth, Carpenter has drowned.
|Iron [[screw pump]] exercise equipment. Pump iron and get superdwarvenly strong!
|Only you can prevent fortress fires.
|On the assumption that there is something scarier than a hydra out there.<br>''Your in-laws have arrived from Shinthumtobul Imketh.''
|The violence, aggression, pain, madness, sadness of the ASCII characters never ceases to amaze me...
|Mill their bones to make some bread.
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