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==[[User:MaRKHeclim|MaRKHeclim]]==
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===(30 November 2015)===
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It came from out of the clear blue sky.  The fortress dwarves heard a scream fading up into the nothingness above.  Expedition Leader Orin called for an immediate lockdown.  It was the Roc.  The giant eagle had been terrorizing every fortress in the mountain chain for months.  No dwarf above ground was safe. 
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This was an impossible situation.  The underground highway was still years away from completion.  Because the dwarves were dependent on trade to keep up their booze supply, the caravans had to be protected.  Orin had to come up with a strategy.  It was decided to call on the Quest Knights.  The elite dwarves had never been defeated, for they were protected by the gods.
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“We shall slay the bird,” said Sir Kogan, “or die trying.”
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“You must not try,” said Orin.  “You must win!”
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They were off on the hunt later that day, Sir Kogan, Sir Aliz, and Squire Wabit.  The scholars had triangulated the monster's nest by surveying the site of each murder.  The Roc's nest was high on Crocodile Mountain.  The peak was so named for the jagged outline it traced in the horizon.  It was an evil place, but neither the Quest Knights, nor Wabit were concerned.  They were protected by the gods.
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The mountain goats which the knights rode were a hearty bunch.  Even so they had a tough time keeping their footing on Crocodile Mountain.  The shadows of the boulders cast by the sun played tricks on the knights and they soon became lost.  Wabit reminded them to keep the faith.  With the power of Nadir they would not only survive, they would triumph.
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There it was, the monster's nest.  It was set on a ledge with a drop-off that seemed to extend down to infinity.  The Roc was gone, probably to inflict more damage on some unsuspecting dwarf fortress down below.  Kogan and Aliz climbed up the rock cliff, leaving Wabit back to tend the goats.
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The monster's nest was so huge it was lined with fallen trees instead of branches.  Inside was a bright blue egg.  Sir Kogan was thrilled.  As the Roc had murdered his friends, so he would slay the beast's spawn.  He lifted his sword and swung down with all his might.  The egg cracked and fell open, revealing a huge, yellow baby chick.  The baby monster looked at Kogan and let out an ear-piercing chirp.
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“Don't do it!” cried Wabit as he climbed into the nest.
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It was too late.  Sir Kogan stabbed the giant chick in the side with his sword.  There was a deafening cry and out of the sky came the Roc.  Sir Aliz trying to pull his weapon by couldn't loose it in time, the Roc picked him up and sent him screaming over the side.  Sir Kogan turned to face the monster.  He deflected the giant bird's talons as they grabbed at him, but eventually his energy gave out and he collasped.
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With a mournful cry the Roc seized the chick and Sir Kogan and flew off into the sky never to be seen again.  Wabit wept, for as was destined, the Quest Knights had never failed.  But as they had murdered an innocent, they no longer had the protection of the gods.
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THE END
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Thanks again,<br>
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Tarn and Zach
  
 
==[[User:MasturNater|MasturNater]]==
 
==[[User:MasturNater|MasturNater]]==
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===(29 May 2020)===
  
 
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==[[User:Met|Met]]==
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==[[User:Metorical|Metorical]]==
===(June 2011)===
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===(November 2009)===
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"I am innocent of these crimes!" cried Fuglin as he was dragged away. Sitting in the dungeon cell, he could recall the cheers of the dwarves as the judge pronounced the verdict. It wasn't fair. The adamantine wasn't his. He was just holding it for somebody. Now in prison, he was left to rot. A guard stopped by his cell and poured a cup of gruel on the cold stone floor. Anger and despair were all he felt now. From now on he dared not hope.
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Dwarves hurled boulders down on the invaders as they advanced by
 +
ladder. Sharkra smiled, for this meant they had run out of ammunition
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for their war machines. She dodged out of the way as a human invader
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plunged down past her to a rocky doom. Sharkra grimaced. Machines or
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not, these dwarves would fight the death to save their blasted
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mountain. At last she reached the battlements.
  
--
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Battle master Sharkra was an evil genius of combat. It was rumored
 
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she had sacrificed everything she loved for riches and lost it all
It had begun as such a small thing. Fuglin and the goblin had known each other since the construction of the fortress. Fuglin was young then.
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gambling the same night. Her very aura smelled of the underworld.
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Now she soldiered for anyone who would pay her. Pay her and her elite
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troop of mercenaries, the Unholy Band. This time is was rat-lord
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Gomra that hired her.
  
One day Fuglin visited the goblin, this time locked in the stockade.
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Sharkra pulled herself onto the fortress wall. Members of the Unholy
 +
Band leapt over the battlements, light on their feet. Together they
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advanced on the dwarves. Sharkra wielded a giant mace, while the Band
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pulled rapiers from polished sheaths.
  
"You know the path through the stone?" said the goblin. "The one we built as children? You must go there and bring me what you find. It is the key to my release."
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“We have you,” said Sharkra. “Throw down your weapons and die quickly.
  
===(July 2011)===
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Something sailed through the air and struck Sharkra in the face, a
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glass flask filled with fuming liquid. The glass shattered sending
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pain coursing through the evil woman’s body. She put her hand to her
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face and it came back covered in slime. She straightened up and
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looked around. The Unholy Band was laughing at her. Sadly, this
 +
wasn’t the first time.
  
The space was not built for more than a child, a narrow, twisting tunnel winding its way through the foundations of the fortress. At the bottom, Fuglin saw a light, a silvery glowing rock at the end of the tunnel. This must be it, thought Fuglin, a bribe to set the goblin free. Hastily, Fuglin took up his pick and chiseled off a piece of the silver metal.
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“What are you standing around for?” screeched Sharkra. “Kill them.
  
Something lay beyond the tunnel. A hole the size of a dwarf's fist opened where Fuglin struck. He could hear a strange howling within, no doubt another subterranean jungle. The dwarf didn't stay to find out. He squirmed as fast as he could, finally reaching the exit where he found the goblin, free from his bonds.
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The vain and evil Sharkra pulled a mirror from her pack which she
 +
carried at all times. Her face was never much to begin with, but now
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it was utterly ruined. Gomra, thought Sharkra, it is all his fault.
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The warrior woman whistled and the Unholy Band followed her as she
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retreated from the fortress.
  
"You survived," said the goblin. "Keep the adamantine as a token of our friendship."
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“It is said,” intoned dwarf captain Duzelm, “that evil shall always
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turn upon itself.
  
"Wait!" cried Fuglin, but the goblin had disappeared.
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“What is your plan master?” asked Bally, the dwarven squire.
  
===(October 2011)===
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“We shall follow this villain back to Lord Gomra,” said Duzelm “and
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catch all the rats in the same trap. Go to the humans in Gelthtown,
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they have the quick steeds we require.
  
What happened next was hard to say. There was a lot of smoke and fire. Dwarves ran screaming through the fortress. Captains shouted orders to soldiers they could not see through the clouds of burning vapor. Fuglin was scared beyond reason. He tried to follow the others, ducking when the monsters swooped down.
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Before the day was through, the men of Gelthtown had assembled the
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horses, along with master rider Jorna. She was blond and lean, draped
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in the leathers of a Gelthtown tracker. The dwarves climbed onto the
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horses and strapped themselves in.
  
It seemed it would never end, then Fuglin came rolling out of the fortress gate just as another fire blast rocketed overhead. As it was, the demons could not, or would not set foot outside the fortress. What few dwarves that were left gathered at the hills below. Fuglin recognized a blacksmith which with he had apprenticed. Before he could speak the blacksmith pointed his finger.
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“Are you sure you can keep up with the Unholy Band?” asked Captain Duzelm.
  
"He is the one!" the dwarf cried. "Look! He still has the rock in his paw!"
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Jorna laughed. “Just pray I don’t reach Gomra before Sharkra does,” she said.
  
Fuglin looked down, having until now forgotten the adamantine in his hand.
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==[[User:Midelne|Midelne]]==
  
===(July 2014)===
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===Fish Dwarf Begin: (6 August 2007)===
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<pre>~~@~~X</pre>
  
"You have a visitor," said the prison guard.
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They called him Fish-Dwarf. He was the only worker in the outpost willing to brave the depths of the cave river in order to service the floodgate mechanisms when they became clogged with the seasonal muds.
  
It was the goblin, dressed in a dark cloak. Fuglin had blamed his
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It was that time again. The farming gates weren't operational, and the planting had to begin immediately. Fish-Dwarf had his tools, and the special fins he had manufactured were secured to broad feet. Everything was ready. The frightened faces of the onlooking children would not dissuade him. Fish-Dwarf understood that this was his calling. He was the only one that could save the outpost. The dwarf inhaled, and his chest swelled to nearly double its original size. Clearing his mind, the dwarf dove into the water.
fate on the goblin, but now that he saw him it all seemed so
 
pointless. In the morning, he would go to the hammerer to be forged
 
anew. Fuglin began to wonder why the goblin showed up at all if not
 
to gloat at his handiwork.
 
  
"Take this glass pill," said the goblin, holding out his hand, "and
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===(8 November 2007)===
bite down with your teeth. Death will come swiftly."
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<pre>~~~@%X</pre>
  
The goblin dropped the pill into Fuglin's open hand. The fluid in the
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Fish-Dwarf swam down the narrow tunnel to the gate mechanism. The water was murky and even with his superior vision he could only just see his hands sweeping ahead of him.
green glass capsule looked black and foreboding. Still, it beat a
 
humiliating public execution. The goblin turned and left without
 
saying another word. Fuglin put the pill in his mouth and bit down
 
hard. A moment's dizziness was all he had time to experience.
 
  
"Where am I?" asked Fuglin.
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The upper portion of the mechanism appeared suddenly before him. The dwarf inspected the machinery quickly, mindful of his air, yet confident that he had at least a few minutes left. The top assembly was clear, so the mud must have worked itself into the lower gears. Fish-Dwarf pushed his way down.
  
"Quiet," said the goblin. "We are in the catacombs. The dwarves
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The swollen rotting face of a lizardman greeted him, twisted into the gears. Not again, Fish-Dwarf thought, dejected. It would take at least three trips to dislodge all of the chunks. The dwarf removed the chisel from his tool case and began working it into the sticking jam.
believe you committed suicide."
 
  
"But I did commit suicide," mumbled Fuglin.
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===(10 December 2007)===
 
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"You can take that up with your deity later," said the goblin. "For
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now we must get you out of these funeral shrouds and escape before we
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"Fish-Dwarf, you have saved us!" the children shouted as the wet dwarf
are discovered."
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pulled his way up on to the bank. He had finished his last cleaning
 
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run, and already the floodgate was rising, ushering in the waters that
===(October 2015)===
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would prepare the way for the summer harvest.
 
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"Truly, Fish-Dwarf, your mastery of the murky depths never ceases to
 
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amaze us. You are a hero," the Mayor Kogan said, offering Fish-Dwarf
Why had he been rescued? Fuglin was a traitor and had to be forged anew, but to do that, he had to die. The goblin held his hand as they exited the tomb. There was a family of dwarves mourning just outside. As they passed, the goblin held Fuglin close, pretending to be lovers lost in grief. It worked this time, but in order to start a new life, they needed Fuglin to exchange his sackcloth for real clothes. The goblin led Fuglin through a maze of corridors to the fortress market.
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a mug of the outpost's best.
 
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“You look like a scribe to me,” said the goblin.
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"I am glad I could help," Fish-Dwarf said, draining the mug in one
 
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motion. "If only the river waters were whiskey, my life would be
“Like those creeps that spend their whole lives in the library?” complained Fuglin.
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complete."
 
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“Forget your old life,said the goblin. “That is what it means to serve in the Order of Nadir.
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"I fear we would never see you again if that were the case!" the Mayor jested.
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Fish-Dwarf pondered a moment. "Indeed. Yet the search for the
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Whiskey River is a quest for the young, I'm afraid."
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"We here at Gladanvil are happy to have you," the Mayor replied as the
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crowd dispersed. As the others left, the mayor pulled Fish-Dwarf
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aside.
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"-- and yet, I fear you cannot stay long. I've received word from
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King Dorazar. He has heard tell of your talents, and our liaison from
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the Mountainhome has conveyed his request for your presence at the
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capital."
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"My presence? Surely the engineers of the Mountainhome can manage the
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mighty floodgates and channels of Steelpoint without my help."
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"It isn't farming trouble, Fish-Dwarf," the Mayor said, lowering his
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voice to a whisper. "Many fisherdwarves have been lost to the waters.
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There is something lurking in the Lake of Columns."
  
===(November 2015)===
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===(18 January 2008)===
 
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<pre>~~~@/~~%OB%OO%%%~~</pre>
<pre>+++@p|</pre>
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Innumerable stalactites hung from the ceiling of the expansive gem-lit
Writing prose under the pen name Robinor, Fuglin began his new life as a scribe. Life was different out in the periphery. The monastery where the scribe worked was built into a hillside deep in the Forbidden Forest. Not many people would risk a journey there, but Robinor's works ended up being so skillful and filled with such beauty that he gained the one thing he could no longer afford, fame.
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cavern, many dipping down through the still surface of the black
 
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waters. This was the Lake of Columns, the source of life for
None of the brothers spoke to Robinor as they had all taken vows of silence, but the dwarf could still tell that they were pretty mad about all the visitors they had been attracting lately. Robinor greeted his fans with the humility one would expect from a monk, but it was easy to tell that the dwarf was succumbing to the sin of pride.
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Steelpoint, and now a place of dread.
 
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One day, Robinor was praying in the shrine to Nadir when a bird landed on the creepy statue of the god of the depths. It was a parrot, out of place in the cold northern climate. Robinor stood on his feet and walked over to the statue.
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Fish-Dwarf fit the blades into place on his fins. The citizens of
 
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Steelpoint did not know what the creature was, but no fewer than seven
“Pretty bird,” said Robinor. “Pretty bird.
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fisherdwarves had been lost at the shore. No matter, thought
 
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Fish-Dwarf. King Dorazar had charged him to slay the lurking threat,
“You are all going to die,” said the parrot.
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and that is what he would do. Still, the nature of the creature
 
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eluded him. It had been years since his last combat with an aquatic
=== (December 2015) ===
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beast, and then it was only the cave crocodiles and lizardmen that
 
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occasionally harassed his own community. Steelpoint would not have
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sent for him over such a triviality. Hefting his mighty trident,
 
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Fish-Dwarf nodded to the gathered onlookers before leaping into the
“What?” asked Robinor, stupidly to the bird.
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lake.
 
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“Fuglin,” said the parrot.
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The water was clear, and he could see the broad columns well ahead of
 
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him down to where they joined the submerged floor of the cavern.
The monk's face went white as a sheet. Someone had taught the parrot to speak these words, someone connected to his old life. The scribe, Robinor, had thought he had left all of that behind. Occasionally a dwarven survivor from Robinor's old fortress would appear at the monastery, but they never recognized him. This was something far more sinister. It had to be the goblin.
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Behind any of these formations, the beast could lurk.
 
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“You have a visitor,” croaked a monk.
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There! Nestled between three columns was a gigantic bloated form on
 
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the lake bottom. Fish-Dwarf swam closer, almost drifting. What
“Your holy vow?” asked Robinor, panicking.
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manner of beast was this? Great tentacles it had, and a toothy maw
 
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which flopped open as it slumbered, surrounded by half-consumed bodies
“See for yourself,” said the monk. “Then you will understand.
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of the dead.
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Fish-Dwarf was almost upon it now, his trident lifted above his head
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as he sank slowly toward the sleeping fiend. As he prepared to
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strike, the lurid thing's lone eye flashed open.
  
It could only be one person, the phantom from the past. The goblin stood at the entrance of the building, the parrot on his shoulder. He smiled at Robinor as he approached.
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===(15 May 2008)===
 
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<pre>------------------------
“Fuglin!” said the goblin. “It's been a long time, my friend.”
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“I am no longer that person,” said Robinor. “I have a new life here.
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Tentacles lashed out, looping around Fish-Dwarf's torso and pinning
“You have the life I gave you,” said the goblin, the smile fading from his lips.
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his arms to his chest. A force stronger than any he had ever
 
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experienced crushed his ribs and a stream of bubbles shot from his
=== (January 2016) ===
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mouth as the breath was squeezed from his body. Fish-Dwarf
 
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desperately slashed at the tentacles with his fin blades and as his
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vision faded to black he saw that the water was thick with curling
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purple ribbons of the foul beast's tainted blood. The monster's grip
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loosened and Fish-Dwarf was able to free his arms. His sight had not
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returned, but when he stabbed his trident downward, he felt it sink
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deep into the creature. The monster's body convulsed and it raced
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into the open water, Fish-Dwarf still clinging to the imbedded weapon.
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I cannot let go so long as I cannot see, or I will surely be devoured,
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Fish-Dwarf thought, though the beast continued on into the depths at
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such speed that the diver could not maintain his bearings, and
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suddenly in the back of his mind arose a strange sensation... it was
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the need for air, such as he had not experienced for many years. A
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tingling came to his throat and nose, and his head began to feel numb
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as he became more desperate for breath, and yet slowly, his vision was
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returning.
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The beast slowed, its energy spent, and it settled on to the lake
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bottom, unmoving. Fish-Dwarf jammed the trident into it a few times;
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the thing was dead. Now, the surface! Fish-Dwarf pulled his weapon
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from the monster and swam upward, but he stopped immediately. As far
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as he could see in the now-dark water, a smooth ceiling of limestone
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greeted him. The monster had fled into a great crack in the lake
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bottom, so far and so deep that the light from the gem lamps was no
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longer visible. Just the endless water and rock of the submerged
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tomb of Fish-Dwarf, he thought, as he chose a direction and swam.
  
“The king has grown attached to the writings of this 'Robinor,'” said the goblin. “This puts you, Fuglin, in the unique position to get close to him. You remember this?”
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===Fish Dwarf End: (1 July 2008)===
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<pre>,@!,.~~~~~~~~</pre>
  
The glass pill was unmistakable. The black fluid danced inside as the goblin shook it in Fuglin's face. It was the ill-fated dwarf's job to poison the king in any way he could. When Fuglin went to retrieve his writing material, the goblin took him by the arm and removed him forcibly from the building. He would not be needing any of that stuff where he was going. Fuglin fell silent as he boarded the wagon that the goblin drove with its team of mules.
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He had chosen the wrong direction. Either that or the beast had
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dragged Fish-Dwarf so far into the mountain that the fires of the
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underworld were closer than the light of the lamps. His breath was
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long since gone -- moving forward was all that could keep him from
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panicking. After every few kicks, the dwarf would reach up to feel
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the limestone. If anything, the rock was closing in. No... what's
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this? His hand curled up around a sharp corner. Fish-Dwarf grabbed
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it firmly with both hands and pulled, launching himself upward.
  
On the way to the capital many travelers stopped the wagon to ask if the dwarven monk was indeed the famous Robinor. The dwarf writer allowed himself to forget the evil quest he was on. Word spread quickly of the scribe's journey to see the king.
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The dwarf fully expected to meet a wall of rock, but instead he glided
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freely until at long last he broke the surface of the water, gasping
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for air. As the dwarf calmed down, he realized that he could still
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see nothing. He felt walls close by in all directions, as if he had
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just swum up a shaft, though there was a ledge overhanging the water
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on to which he could haul himself and rest his weary body. Fish-Dwarf
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passed in and out of consciousness for a time, perhaps an hour, before
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he sat up and assessed his situation.  
  
“You better do what you're told,” warned the goblin.
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He could dive back into the water with his lungs full of air and try
 +
to find the lamps, now unmolested by great underwater beasts, but he
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did not relish the idea of leaving the entrance to the shaft behind in
 +
total darkness as he explored the crevice below. The only alternative
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was to feel his way along the walls from this ledge above the grotto.
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These limestone mountains were laced with natural caverns and after a
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brief exploration of the surrounding stone he found this hollow was no
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exception -- there was a mud-slicked passage that ran into the
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mountain. Without hesitation, Fish-Dwarf struck out into the cavern.
  
=== (February 2016) ===
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-- How long since he had started on this dreary journey? Though the mud
 
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was often thick, Fish-Dwarf had not trudged through so much as a
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puddle these many days. He thirsted for spirits, nay, even water, and
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he longed to swim again. The dwarf had long since abandoned his fins
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and other equipment as they encumbered him too much on the march.
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Every so often, he imagined he saw the gem lamps ahead, though it
 +
could just as easily be the cooking fires of a goblin encampment, or
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some darker torture, as the lights of the capital he sought. There
 +
they were, even now... lights! Or light at least, the barest speck
 +
in the distance ahead. Fish-Dwarf moved swiftly, no longer plodding,
 +
still careful of the stalactites but driving forward rapidly all the
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same. The speck became an opening, and he could see the mud of the
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passage floor illuminated in the distance, with stone walls further
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beyond. Only a few more steps...
  
“Robinor,” exclaimed the king, “it is a great honor!
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The cavern opened out upon a rocky river valley in a canyon sheer to
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the greatest heights yet welcoming the noon-day sun. The entrance
 +
where Fish-Dwarf stood was at the bottom of the cliffs a short walk
 +
down pebble-laden slopes to the stream below. Instantly, Fish-Dwarf
 +
could tell that these were no ordinary waters. They were the color of
 +
honey, yet the current flowed rapidly. And the aroma! The
 +
intoxicating aroma! There was no question in his mind. Whether it
 +
fell from the throne of some inebriated sky god and vanished into the
 +
underworld to besot the armies of hell made no difference, for here,
 +
in this world, in this very mountain range, ran the slightest stretch
 +
of the Whiskey River. His mind unencumbered by thoughts of duty or
 +
home, Fish-Dwarf made his way down to the riverside to drink his fill.
  
“It is all too much,” said Robinor, fumbling with the deadly pill in his pocket.
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===Hunger Begin (11 June 2008)===
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The king clasped the monk's hand and pulled him into his private chambers. The goblin watched ominously as the door closed, sealing the two dwarves inside. Waiting patiently, the goblin eyed the royal guards which flanked the doorway. There wasn't a lot of room to move if this went badly. Just then, the door swung open.
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Suffering blighted the land with cruel hunger. Wagons brought foul
 
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fungus from the dwarven mountains. It was barely enough to sustain
“The king!” cried Robinor. “The king is dead!”
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those base enough to eat such filth. The rest died. Paldadar rested
 +
against the hilt of his great sword. He looked over his shoulder at
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the dark stone castle. Turning his back on mud brick huts, the knight
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passed by the scraggly bearded guards and entered the keep.
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From a high window, bright, mocking sunlight shone across the dark
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wooden throne and the troubled king that sat upon it. The old man
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reached for his cup, and after taking a sip, spat the vile dwarven
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brew unto the stone floor. A herald in a mud-smattered tunic rushed
 +
to wipe up the spill, but seeing the knight, rose to confront him.
 +
 +
"You were not summoned, Sir Paldadar," spit the herald. "Go ask the
 +
peasants instead of begging the king for scraps from the royal table."
 +
 +
"Silence, Rodger," said the king.
 +
 +
The herald jumped away like a whipped dog. The king motioned the
 +
knight to come forward.
 +
 +
"The gods have abandoned this place," said the king. "Only through
 +
their glory will the days of bounty return. It is for this reason you
 +
must smite the heathen Farthlings where they dwell across the river.
 +
When their land is in ruin, the gods at last will favor us."
 +
 +
The knight ground his teeth. This was obviously High Priest Igland's
 +
doing. But perhaps there was wisdom in punishing the arrogant
 +
Farthlings for their many insults. Death by the sword was much
 +
preferable to slow certain death by starvation.
  
Drawing their weapons, one guard went inside while the other guard arrested Robinor and the goblin. The king had apparently collapsed on the floor. There was a black smear on his lips. The guards took the monk and goblin down to the dungeon to await their fate. When they were separated, the goblin didn't say a word. Robinor didn't know which was worse, to be executed for destroying the fortress, or for regicide.
+
===(17 June 2008)===
 +
<pre>==?T?====,.UH,.U</pre>
  
=== (March 2016) ===
+
As Paldadar walked away from the keep, peasants averted their hungry
 +
faces. He was still a knight, even if he represented the most
 +
wretched of kingdoms. A frail sissy approached from behind, leading
 +
two horses. Paldadar swung around, drawing his sword. There stood
 +
Rodger, wearing the snottiest of faces, his nose in the air.
 +
 +
"By the will of the king," he hissed, "I am to be your squire."
 +
 +
Paldadar prayed to the gods for mercy. Would that a Farthling's bolt
 +
find his heart soon that he be saved from further tortures. Together
 +
the pair made their way to the Temple of Love, where High Priest
 +
Igland waited to bless their holy crusade.
 +
 +
The temple was built on a tall hill, a ring of marble columns
 +
surrounding an enormous stone stele, pricking the sky with its
 +
majesty. All around the temple, peasants scrambled to snatch at the
 +
scraps donated by the monks that poured rotten food down the hill. As
 +
Paldadar entered the temple, he was surrounded by fat priests and
 +
priestesses that danced around him in a grotesque, undulating display.
  
<pre>@@|+++!!%!!</pre>
+
The knight refused a cup of offered wine, which Rodger snatched up
 
+
and drank freely.
“It was all the goblin's doing,” cried Fuglin to the lead investigator. “Where is the king's body?”
+
 
+
At the center of the temple, High Priest Igland stood, wearing nothing
“Tell me more about this goblin,said the detective. “How long have you known him?”
+
save a red loincloth.
 
+
“We grew up together,” said Fuglin. “He was always getting me in trouble. Where is the king? There still might be time to save him.
+
"When you wake in the morning," said Igland, "consider Love."
 
+
“You are telling me that the great Robinor is actually the famous traitor, Fuglin the Feckless?” asked the detective.
+
"Many happy couplings," said Paldadar as was the prescribed response.
 +
 +
"You must put an end to the Farthling menace," said the priest,
 +
growing angry. "If their God of Suicide spreads his faith to our
 +
kingdom, none of our desperate peasants will survive. You must strike
 +
the heart of their kingdom and burn their temple to the ground."
 +
 +
Paldadar made the gesture of obedience and departed, pulling Rodger
 +
away from the cavorting priests.
 +
 +
The kingdom of the Farthlings was separated from the kingdom of Love
 +
by the River of Sorrow, whose wide fast-moving waters could only be
 +
crossed in one place. This was the Bridge of Destiny. As the riders
 +
approached, Rodger twitched with fear and apprehension, for it was
 +
said the bridge was guarded by an evil water troll. At the bridge,
 +
Paldadar held up his gauntleted hand. The horses stopped, and the
 +
knight dismounted. Paldadar drew his sword and walked out onto the
 +
wooden planks.
  
“That's me! I'll admit to all my crimes,” said Fuglin, “but for forge's sake, just take me to the king's body before it's too late.”
+
===(3 July 2008)===
 
+
<pre>%,..%,.|%.,.UH,%..%%UH,,%.~%,..(%).,.%|,..%</pre>
“The king was cremated this morning,” said the detective.
+
 
+
Green flames shot up from beneath the bridge. Horrid laughter pealed
The familiar sinking sensation took hold as Fuglin struggled to accept his situation. The detective collected his scrolls and left Fuglin alone in the holding cell. Fuglin reached into his mouth and pulled out the green glass pill. There was still enough poison for one last dose. He wondered if anyone would be there to wake him this time.
+
across the blighted landscape. The knight turned to see Rodger making
 
+
tracks back to the temple with the speed of a spooked hare. Slowly
=== (April 2016) ===
+
Paldadar looked over his shoulder to see the enormous bloated troll,
 
+
dripping with slime and black pus.
<pre>|%++N++@|</pre>
+
 
+
"You seek to pass into the land of suicide bearing the message of
It was cold and dark in the catacombs. Fuglin was shocked that the dwarves had fallen for the same old trick, or was the joke on him this time? The goblin wasn't here to guide him out of the dark tunnels and Fuglin was buried alive. He slid out of the alcove and shed his funeral shroud. It was dark and creepy and Fuglin could sense the dead bodies all around him in various states of decay.
+
love," said the troll. "What will you tell them, knight? Is slow
 
+
certain death by starvation superior than the final empowering
“I am not Fuglin,” said the wretched dwarf. “I am Robinor.
+
choice?"
 
+
“You mean the famous poet?” said a voice in the dark.
+
"Where there is life, there is hope," said Paldadar. "Love will
 
+
overcome all obstacles!"
“The same,” said Robinor after a moment's terror. “Tell me, are you not dead?”
+
 
+
"Spoken like a true student of Igland," said the troll, assuming a martial pose.
“As dead as the writer who took his own life, twice!” said the ghoulish stranger.
+
 
+
As Paldadar cut the monster down, his mind was wracked with doubt.
“How is it that you live down here?” asked Robinor.
+
Was the nation of love superior? He hailed from a place where young
 
+
people sold themselves for scraps of bread and yet he sought to bring
“I will show you,” said the ghoul.
+
hope to a strange country. He found Rodger hiding in a nearby bush
 
+
and hauled him, protesting, across the bridge.
It was difficult to make out the monster in the dark. It looked basically like a dwarf, but stooped and sickly. Robinor followed him to a grave where the family had left gifts as an offering to the dead. The ghoul took some of the morsels of food and shared them with Robinor.
+
 
+
The land of the Farthlings was lush and green compared to the land of
“A good haul this time,said the ghoul.
+
love. Cherry blossoms rained down on the two riders as they wound
 
+
their way through the hills. Even in these pleasant surroundings, the
=== (May 2016) ===
+
demented nature of the Farthlings soon became evident. Bodies dotted
 
+
the road here and there, swords plunged into their own guts. Corpses
<pre>,.,.|@+@g++++!@!@!@!@</pre>
+
hung in the trees from hastily-tied nooses, over eager to take their
 
+
own lives. As the riders passed, skeletal bodies lifted themselves
This was not the fate Fuglin would have chosen for himself. He lived for weeks as a ghoul in the darkness of the catacombs, all the while wishing he could write about his adventures as Robinor. In time, a custodian came to dust off the bodies and Fuglin was lurking nearby. It was the goblin! Fuglin picked up the femur of a decomposing skeleton. When the goblin approached, Fuglin lifted up the bone and prepared for the killer blow.
+
from the grass to watch them saunter on.
 
+
“I know you are here,” said the goblin.
+
"Make babies, make babies, make babies," babbled Rodger, madly
 
+
reciting the Charm of Making.
Stopped in his tracks, Fuglin lowered the bone. He wanted revenge, but more than that, he wanted a way out. The goblin explained to Fuglin how the king's evil adviser had put his own son on the throne and ordered the mass executions of the king's supporters. If Fuglin left now, he could easily escape in the confusion.
+
 
+
At last they reached the capital of the Farthlings. The wind blew red
Crowds of angry dwarves moved up and down the corridors with torches in their hands. None seemed to notice the humble beggar and his goblin friend. When they reached the fortress gate, they found it closed.
+
rose petals through the cold, dead streets. Even the cheerful sun
 
+
seemed dim in the vast tomb of a city. Rodger stared straight ahead
“No one is allowed in or out without doing obedience to the rightful king,” said the gate guard.
+
as they made their way to the keep, careful not to look into the dark
 
+
doorway, behind which ominous rustlings could be heard.
“Which king is the righteous one?” whispered Fuglin.
+
 
+
The flag of Farthlingland flew above the ramparts of the citadel. At
=== (June 2016) ===
+
the base of the wall lay the piles of bones of those who had
 
+
hopelessly thrown themselves over the side. A wide moat circled the
<pre>,.~~,~.g,,@,.~,.</pre>
+
castle. As the two riders approached, a draw bridge was lowered over
 
+
the water. Paldadar thought he could see a crowned figure on the wall
“Prince Phlega is the new king,” whispered the goblin.
+
beckoning them inside. As they crossed the bridge, Rodger made the
 
+
mistake of looking down into the water. The currents were filled with
“All hail King Phlega!” shouted Robinor.
+
the souls of those who drowned themselves in desperate sorrow. Eyes
 
+
shut tight, Rodger hugged the neck of his horse, and followed Paldadar
Once they were outside the gate, things became strange. There was a reddish mist all around, and the trees were dark and foreboding. It was said that the land and the king were one. If so, this Phlega could be counted among the most wicked to ever sit on the throne. Robinor remembered the stories of how the prince used to torture his servants as if they were the animals he constantly abused. Now his evil had begun to pollute the natural world.
+
into the gate.
 
 
“We have to stop this,” said Robinor.
 
 
 
“I have saved your life twice now,” said the goblin. “Where is your sense of loyalty?”
 
 
 
“The sky itself is bleeding,” cried Robinor. “How bad are things going to get before you are satisfied?”
 
 
 
=== (July 2016) ===
 
 
 
<pre>@|@++@@@@+</pre>
 
  
“You and I serve the same master,” said the goblin. “It is K'ung, the outer darkness, the chaos without end that existed before light and life.”
+
==[[User:mr_seeker|mr_seeker]]==
 +
===(29 January 2016)===
 +
<pre>|++U+++|?</pre>
  
“It cannot be,” said Fuglin. “I renounce this evil!”
+
“They say that the dragon slayer roams the halls of the castle still,” said the old man.
  
A lighting bolt struck nearby and Fuglin was temporarily deafened. The goblin was trying to say something but Fuglin couldn't make it out. The red clouds above began to swirl. It seemed like the tales of old and the Nightmare Apocalypse. Nowhere was safe as the gods abandoned their sinful creation. Fuglin knew what he had to do. He trudged back toward the castle through a torrent of blood.
+
“You are a liar,” said Prince Mucer. “There are no such things as ghosts, and dragons aren't real.
  
“No more petitioners,” said the guard at the gate.
+
“Maybe today there are none still alive,” said the old man, “but before the Age of Heroes, the skies were filled with them and no one was safe.
  
“Can't you see?” asked Fuglin. “The world is about to end!
+
“You bore me, ancient one,” said the prince. “Maybe my father should have you executed.”
  
The dwarf looked like he had been rolling in filth. No one was sure where he had come from. The petitioners said he just walked out of the woods like that. The guard decided to turn him away, rather that having to deal with the smell while arresting him.
+
Later that night, while Prince Mucer was pulling the wings off a fly, a knock came at his door. He bellowed at the intruder to leave. The knocking came again, louder this time. Mucer heaved a sigh and walked over to the door. It swung open, but no one was there. The prince had had just about enough of the old man's games. It was time he found a new way to entertain himself. The prince buckled on his sword belt and left the room.
  
“You are making a big mistake,” cried Fuglin.
+
===(28 February 2016)===
 +
<pre>|++UN+++\U</pre>
  
=== (August 2016) ===
+
The dwarf fortress was as quiet as a tomb that night. Prince Mucer couldn't help but fear, but his anger was greater. How dare that old man frighten me with ghost stories, thought the prince. He would give the old man something to be frightened about. Prince Mucer fingered the hilt of his blade. The old man didn't have too much longer to live anyway. Who would miss him?
  
<pre>~\@~~g~</pre>
+
“Say goodnight, old man!” shouted Mucer as he kicked in the laboratory door.
  
“You are cute,” said the goblin, “trying to save the world after all you have done to turn it out to the Master.
+
There was something standing next to the old man, facing away from the door. It was tall and translucent green. The apparition seemed to float in the air, trailing bloody stumps for legs. Mucer cried out with fright and dropped his sword. The creature turned to face him. Its face was almost entirely burned off.
  
Standing in the puddle of blood rain, soaked with filth and gore, Fuglin didn't really have an answer for the goblin. All he knew was that he had to do something. The goblin looked so smug, standing there in his fancy cloak. He was probably pleased with his creation, the monster, Fuglin. The dwarf nearly forgot the femur that he held tightly in his fist. The goblin laughed, revealing a shining gold tooth. That was enough for Fuglin.
+
“What's wrong, my prince?” asked the old man, having run to where Mucer had fainted.
  
“This has nothing to do with K'ung or the kingdom or anything!” shouted Fuglin. “You invented Robinor so you could get rich, and now you back King Phlega so you can be counted among the high and mighty!”
+
===(29 March 2016)===
 +
<pre>+++U++U|</pre>
  
“Fuglin,said the goblin, “how many times have I saved your life over the years? You owe me.
+
“The dragon slayer is real!exclaimed Prince Mucer.
  
“I'll show you what I owe you,growled Fuglin.
+
“Of course,” said the old man. “I told you as much.
  
=== (September 2016) ===
+
“I have seen him,” said Mucer. “He was standing right there.”
  
<pre>~%~@~~U~</pre>
+
The old man looked to the empty space where the prince was pointing. This was serious. The king had to be informed immediately. Only then could the decision be made on how to proceed. Every time the dragon slayer had showed himself before there had been a calamity. The old man called for the guards to take Mucer back to his chambers.
  
It was over in an instant. Fuglin had only hit him once, but that was enough. The dwarf knelt down and tried to wake the goblin, but he wasn't breathing. It was the ultimate sin: to betray one's benefactor. Though, as many times as the goblin had got Fuglin out a jam, he had usually been the one responsible for the mess in the first place. Now he was dead. Fuglin had no idea what to do now. He looked into the broiling sky and its many open portals to K'ung. Maybe it was time to rejoin the endless chaos.
+
“The dragon slayer has revealed himself to young Mucer,” said old man Garva.
  
“Robinor!cried a woman's voice.
+
“That is unfortunate,said the king. “He must be escorted out of the kingdom at once. Whether he is my son makes no difference. The soul of the kingdom is at stake.”
  
“Yes?” asked Fuglin.
+
===(29 April 2016)===
 +
<pre>(.,MU.,M@.,)U++U</pre>
  
The young lady didn't look too much better off than Fuglin, but these days no one did. She wore a man's tunic, covered in blood spatter. Fuglin dropped the broken bone when he saw her staring at it.
+
“Come hither my liege,” said old man Garva. “Gaze into the crystal ball.
  
“Did you kill him?” asked the woman.
+
“Is the prince safe?” asked the king.
  
“He was a bad person,” explained Fuglin.
+
“Mucer will never truly be safe again,” said Garva, “so it is written.
  
“Of course,” said the woman. “My name is Rose. You should come with me.”
+
“There is more to life than the pages of a book,” objected the king.
  
=== (October 2016) ===
+
Rather that respond to ignorance, Garva just gestured to the magic globe. It was connected to a mechanism at the top and bottom. Garva put his hand on the crystal and gave it a spin. Lightning arched over the surface of the globe revealing a woodland scene. There was Prince Mucer, riding his black mule. With him was Kogan the woods-dwarf, the only one willing to bear the prince's company in this time of exile.
  
<pre>UUUUU.U.@[=]HH</pre>
+
“How much longer until we reach Assura?” whined Mucer. “My backside is sore from riding.
  
There was a carriage waiting on the highway just out of town.  Fuglin followed the stranger, Rose, as she boarded the covered carriage.  The poor dwarf was glad to be out of the gory rain.  It seemed a shame to ruin the plush interior of the carriage, but Fuglin was far from complaining.  He looked back out the window.  The goblin's body was just around the corner.  Fuglin thought he would probably be reincarnated as a slug for his crimes.
+
“Keep your eyes open, my prince,” said Kogan, “and remember, in the world under Apexus's vault of sky, there are consequences for your actions.
  
“There are some friends down the road a ways,” said Rose. “They would be glad to met the famous poet, Robinor.
+
===(30 may 2016)===
 +
<pre>e,..~-@U~M.,.,</pre>
  
“And the murderous traitor, Fuglin,” said the dwarf, “would they be glad to see him?
+
“Help me!cried a girl's voice.
  
“The time has come for you to make a choice,” said Rose“Will you serve the light, or the darkness of K'ung?”
+
Kogan went off to find her, but Mucer held him back.  “You are to protect me from all harmForget her,” snapped the prince.
  
There was a stone chapel up aheadThey were far enough from the capital that the powers of K'ung gave way to sunshineRose offered Fuglin a fresh robe and he changed while Rose walked up to the chapel doorHe stood by the carriage as Rose returned with a crowd of surly looking fighters.
+
Horrible screams echoed throughout the woodsThis didn't help calm Mucer's already well-developed paranoiaKogan walked next to the prince's mule, battleaxe in handAhead, on the trail, stood an elf ranger.  She held an arrow against her bowstring, pointed at the ground.  Mucer was sweating and squirming.
  
“Tell us, oh Robinor,said Rose. “How can this evil be undone?”
+
“How dare you block the path of the crown prince!shouted Mucer.
  
==[[User:Metorical|Metorical]]==
+
An arrow shot out of the trees and pierced Kogan's neck.  The dwarf bodyguard pulled the prince off of his mule and covered him with his body.  Blood poured from Kogan's wound and onto Mucer's face.  The prince was disgusted and horrified now that it seemed that his only friend wouldn't live very much longer.
===(November 2009)===
 
<pre>UUUU/UU/U#+!++@@@@</pre>
 
  
Dwarves hurled boulders down on the invaders as they advanced by
+
==MustachioNut==
ladder. Sharkra smiled, for this meant they had run out of ammunition
+
===(21 January 2015)===
for their war machines. She dodged out of the way as a human invader
+
<pre>~~~~,.%,.@@@""""""</pre>
plunged down past her to a rocky doom. Sharkra grimaced. Machines or
 
not, these dwarves would fight the death to save their blasted
 
mountain. At last she reached the battlements.
 
  
Battle master Sharkra was an evil genius of combat. It was rumored
+
The flight across the sea had been a wild and dangerous one. The
she had sacrificed everything she loved for riches and lost it all
+
giant nuthatch the dwarves were riding wasn't built for long distance
gambling the same night. Her very aura smelled of the underworld.
+
missions. Just about the time the far coast had been sighted, the
Now she soldiered for anyone who would pay her. Pay her and her elite
+
bird suffered a massive heart attack. Uren spoke encouraging words to
troop of mercenaries, the Unholy Band. This time is was rat-lord
+
the poor thing and it did its best to crash land on the beach. The
Gomra that hired her.
+
dwarves took inventory. All three of them, Uren, Doraj, and Aliza,
 +
had survived with only minor injuries. They were now trapped on the
 +
foreign shore, for the bird had breathed its last.
  
Sharkra pulled herself onto the fortress wall. Members of the Unholy
+
The seer had given them three days to find a piece of the cosmic egg.
Band leapt over the battlements, light on their feet. Together they
+
Most of the known egg fragments had already been used in magic spells
advanced on the dwarves. Sharkra wielded a giant mace, while the Band
+
of mass destruction. They had to find the last fragment before an evil
pulled rapiers from polished sheaths.
+
wizard like Nadir or Darquan found it. The issue was the prophecy.
 +
The last piece of the egg from which the world was hatched was
 +
destined to be its undoing. Should one of the dark lords find it, it
 +
would be weaponized and used to end the world. This was all supposed
 +
to happen on the final day of the Plump Helmet Festival. That was in
 +
three days time.
 +
 
 +
"So here we are," said Doraj. "The Wild Lands. Did the seer give us
 +
anywhere to look in this wide country, or is it a mystery as usual?"
  
“We have you,” said Sharkra. “Throw down your weapons and die quickly.
+
"You should have more respect for your elders," snapped Aliza. "If we
 +
don't find the egg fragment soon, it is bound to fall into the wrong
 +
hands."
  
Something sailed through the air and struck Sharkra in the face, a
+
"I do not fear scum such as Darquan," said Uren the barbarian dwarf.
glass flask filled with fuming liquid. The glass shattered sending
+
"I say we follow the villain to the prize and then cut him down and
pain coursing through the evil woman’s body. She put her hand to her
+
take it."
face and it came back covered in slime. She straightened up and
 
looked around. The Unholy Band was laughing at her. Sadly, this
 
wasn’t the first time.
 
  
“What are you standing around for?” screeched Sharkra. “Kill them.”
+
"Genius!" snorted Aliza sarcastically.
  
The vain and evil Sharkra pulled a mirror from her pack which she
+
So the adventure began. There were only three dwarves in a land
carried at all times. Her face was never much to begin with, but now
+
filled with danger, racing toward cosmic mystery aimed at ending the
it was utterly ruined. Gomra, thought Sharkra, it is all his fault.
+
world. There was no time to bury the body of the giant bird and news
The warrior woman whistled and the Unholy Band followed her as she
+
of their spectacular entrance was bound to spread fast. Beyond the
retreated from the fortress.
+
beach was a vast jungle, thick and dark, and beyond were mighty snow
 +
covered peaks on the horizon. Wherever the fragment had ended up, it
 +
couldn't be somewhere easy to find or the wizards would already have
 +
found it. Doraj suggested they head for the tallest peak and they
 +
drew their swords and began hacking through the underbrush.
  
“It is said,” intoned dwarf captain Duzelm, “that evil shall always
+
==[[User:NutchapolSal|NutchapolSal]]==
turn upon itself.”
+
===(9 May 2018)===
 +
<pre>|++@++@Z+|</pre>
  
“What is your plan master?” asked Bally, the dwarven squire.
+
The dwarves returned from the mission with half their numbers.  The goblin resistance had proved stronger than anticipated and the dwarven leadership was lacking to say the least.  The entire operation had been concocted by the odious Prince Mucer, widely known to be a lascivious and incompetent ruler.  Upon their return Mucer was nowhere to be found.  He had been drinking the night before and no amount of prodding could roust him.
  
“We shall follow this villain back to Lord Gomra,” said Duzelm “and
+
“My prince!” said lieutenant Orson. “The scouts have returned.”
catch all the rats in the same trap. Go to the humans in Gelthtown,
 
they have the quick steeds we require.”
 
  
Before the day was through, the men of Gelthtown had assembled the
+
“Speak again and I'll have you executed,” murmured Mucer.
horses, along with master rider Jorna. She was blond and lean, draped
 
in the leathers of a Gelthtown tracker. The dwarves climbed onto the
 
horses and strapped themselves in.
 
  
“Are you sure you can keep up with the Unholy Band?asked Captain Duzelm.
+
“Sire,” said Orson, “we now know the nature of the opposing force.  You must give us direction!
  
Jorna laughed. “Just pray I don’t reach Gomra before Sharkra does,” she said.
+
==[[User:Onebadterran|Onebadterran]]==
 +
===(14 July 2014)===
 +
<pre>U/U/U/U/+++++\U+\U\U\U\U\U\U\U\U\U</pre>
  
==[[User:Midelne|Midelne]]==
+
"I hereby claim this feast hall in the name of the Tombs of Wailing!"
 +
shouted the stranger.
  
===Fish Dwarf Begin: (6 August 2007)===
+
The Hearthpeople loyal to Lord Ambercan drew their weapons, but when
<pre>~~@~~X</pre>
+
they saw the multitude of warriors the stranger had brought with her,
 +
the loyal troops withdrew and fled from the hall. The invaders
 +
cheered while their victorious leader sat upon the throne. With no
 +
one to challenge them, the elite strike force, the Tombs of Wailing,
 +
lay claim to the fortress town of Otla.
  
They called him Fish-Dwarf. He was the only worker in the outpost willing to brave the depths of the cave river in order to service the floodgate mechanisms when they became clogged with the seasonal muds.
+
Away, slaying dragons, King Urlen heard news of the uprising days
 +
later. One of the defeated Hearthmen approached the king in his war
 +
tent. Upon hearing of the warrior's failure, Urlen drew his sword and
 +
struck off the coward's head. Urlen wasn't known to be reasonable
 +
when confronted with upsetting news.
  
It was that time again. The farming gates weren't operational, and the planting had to begin immediately. Fish-Dwarf had his tools, and the special fins he had manufactured were secured to broad feet. Everything was ready. The frightened faces of the onlooking children would not dissuade him. Fish-Dwarf understood that this was his calling. He was the only one that could save the outpost. The dwarf inhaled, and his chest swelled to nearly double its original size. Clearing his mind, the dwarf dove into the water.
+
"Ready my chariot," commanded Urlen. "We will see how tough the Tombs
 +
of Wailing really are!"
  
===(8 November 2007)===
+
==[[User:Onodera|onodera]]==
<pre>~~~@%X</pre>
+
===(01 November 2008)===
 +
<pre>"",",.@,.T,"""</pre>
  
Fish-Dwarf swam down the narrow tunnel to the gate mechanism. The water was murky and even with his superior vision he could only just see his hands sweeping ahead of him.
+
"Don't let the sun set on you in the Dark Wood," said the dwarf
 
+
crones. "Ole Brick-a-Branch will get you." Nonsense, thought young
The upper portion of the mechanism appeared suddenly before him. The dwarf inspected the machinery quickly, mindful of his air, yet confident that he had at least a few minutes left. The top assembly was clear, so the mud must have worked itself into the lower gears. Fish-Dwarf pushed his way down.
+
Davik as he rode his mule along the twisting green deer path. The
 +
darkness came quickly as the sun slipped behind the trees. As he set
 +
about making a fire, Davik pondered the dark tales of Brick-a-branch
 +
and his mischief.
  
The swollen rotting face of a lizardman greeted him, twisted into the gears. Not again, Fish-Dwarf thought, dejected. It would take at least three trips to dislodge all of the chunks. The dwarf removed the chisel from his tool case and began working it into the sticking jam.
+
Not even the elves dared enter the Wood at night. Something older
 +
than time haunted these cursed trees, but this valley was the quickest
 +
way to Port City, saving at least a month of travel. As the night
 +
grew darker and colder, Davik fumbled in his pack to retrieve the
 +
charms and idols he had nearly refused as the journey began.
 +
 
 +
A great shape emerged from the darkness. It was a gnarled troll, as
 +
old as the hills. It picked up Davik by the ankle.
 +
 
 +
"Not much meat here," it said.
 +
 
 +
"Please, Ole Brick-a-Branch, don't eat me," said Davik.
 +
 
 +
Having said his name, the troll was force to lay the dwarf down.
  
===(10 December 2007)===
+
"I will not eat you," said the monster, "If you can answer me these
<pre>+@@+@@@+~~~~~</pre>
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riddles three."
 
"Fish-Dwarf, you have saved us!" the children shouted as the wet dwarf
 
pulled his way up on to the bank. He had finished his last cleaning
 
run, and already the floodgate was rising, ushering in the waters that
 
would prepare the way for the summer harvest.
 
 
"Truly, Fish-Dwarf, your mastery of the murky depths never ceases to
 
amaze us. You are a hero," the Mayor Kogan said, offering Fish-Dwarf
 
a mug of the outpost's best.
 
 
"I am glad I could help," Fish-Dwarf said, draining the mug in one
 
motion. "If only the river waters were whiskey, my life would be
 
complete."
 
 
"I fear we would never see you again if that were the case!" the Mayor jested.
 
 
Fish-Dwarf pondered a moment. "Indeed. Yet the search for the
 
Whiskey River is a quest for the young, I'm afraid."
 
 
"We here at Gladanvil are happy to have you," the Mayor replied as the
 
crowd dispersed. As the others left, the mayor pulled Fish-Dwarf
 
aside.
 
 
"-- and yet, I fear you cannot stay long. I've received word from
 
King Dorazar. He has heard tell of your talents, and our liaison from
 
the Mountainhome has conveyed his request for your presence at the
 
capital."
 
 
"My presence? Surely the engineers of the Mountainhome can manage the
 
mighty floodgates and channels of Steelpoint without my help."
 
 
"It isn't farming trouble, Fish-Dwarf," the Mayor said, lowering his
 
voice to a whisper. "Many fisherdwarves have been lost to the waters.
 
There is something lurking in the Lake of Columns."
 
  
===(18 January 2008)===
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==[[User:Peristarkawan|Peristarkawan]]==
<pre>~~~@/~~%OB%OO%%%~~</pre>
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===(16 May 2007)===
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<pre>=@()++@</pre>
Innumerable stalactites hung from the ceiling of the expansive gem-lit
+
 
cavern, many dipping down through the still surface of the black
+
Doran stirred the bubbling pot of syrup. It was ready! "Pour, pour, pour!" the dwarf sang. Into the molds the syrup flowed. "Another batch," the dwarf said, satisfied.
waters. This was the Lake of Columns, the source of life for
+
 
Steelpoint, and now a place of dread.
+
Just then, he noticed somebody standing in the doorway. "Ah, Glornol. What brings you to the kitchens this early? Come to try a sticky treat? I have some Anvil Drops cooling now. Just a moment."
+
 
Fish-Dwarf fit the blades into place on his fins. The citizens of
+
Doran turned to the tray on the table when he was startled by Glornol's shouting. "What is the meaning of this? Isn't there a war on?"
Steelpoint did not know what the creature was, but no fewer than seven
+
 
fisherdwarves had been lost at the shore. No matter, thought
+
"Even soldiers need sticky treats, Glornol!" Doran picked up two chocolate goblins and began to speak in a high-pitched throaty voice.
Fish-Dwarf. King Dorazar had charged him to slay the lurking threat,
+
 
and that is what he would do. Still, the nature of the creature
+
"Ooo, it's Glornol!" the first chocolate goblin said.
eluded him. It had been years since his last combat with an aquatic
+
 
beast, and then it was only the cave crocodiles and lizardmen that
+
"Glornol's scared of the mean, mean goblins!" the second chocolate goblin observed.
occasionally harassed his own community. Steelpoint would not have
+
 
sent for him over such a triviality. Hefting his mighty trident,
+
"Let's eat the dwarf! Yummies for tummies!" the first chocolate goblin offered.
Fish-Dwarf nodded to the gathered onlookers before leaping into the
+
 
lake.
+
"The dwarf might eat me instead! Oh no!" the second chocolate goblin replied. Doran held the goblin out to Glornol.
+
 
The water was clear, and he could see the broad columns well ahead of
+
Glornol was not amused, but he snatched the candy from Doran's hand. "Hrmph," he grunted, and biting the goblin's head off, he walked out of the kitchen.
him down to where they joined the submerged floor of the cavern.
 
Behind any of these formations, the beast could lurk.
 
 
There! Nestled between three columns was a gigantic bloated form on
 
the lake bottom. Fish-Dwarf swam closer, almost drifting. What
 
manner of beast was this? Great tentacles it had, and a toothy maw
 
which flopped open as it slumbered, surrounded by half-consumed bodies
 
of the dead.
 
 
Fish-Dwarf was almost upon it now, his trident lifted above his head
 
as he sank slowly toward the sleeping fiend. As he prepared to
 
strike, the lurid thing's lone eye flashed open.
 
  
===(15 May 2008)===
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==[[User:Qwip|Qwip]]==
<pre>------------------------
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===(05 December 2006)===
~~~~~~~~~~~@/~%~~~~~~~~~
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------------------------</pre>
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<pre>...@T@..###S#</pre>
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Tentacles lashed out, looping around Fish-Dwarf's torso and pinning
+
Taking a break from their duty, the two guards sat at a table with a scenic view of the chasm.
his arms to his chest. A force stronger than any he had ever
+
They did not notice as they drained their mugs that they were being watched from the shadows
experienced crushed his ribs and a stream of bubbles shot from his
+
by clusters of pale eyes. A table by the chasm?!
mouth as the breath was squeezed from his body. Fish-Dwarf
+
--[[User:Qwip|Qwip]] 05 December 2006
desperately slashed at the tentacles with his fin blades and as his
+
 
vision faded to black he saw that the water was thick with curling
+
===(09 February 2007)===
purple ribbons of the foul beast's tainted blood. The monster's grip
+
 
loosened and Fish-Dwarf was able to free his arms. His sight had not
+
<pre>.@......####
returned, but when he stabbed his trident downward, he felt it sink
+
...T@@~S####
deep into the creature. The monster's body convulsed and it raced
+
.......#####
into the open water, Fish-Dwarf still clinging to the imbedded weapon.
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</pre>
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Dolan was chatting with Aliz about the health benefits of dwarven beer when Aliz disappeared.  
I cannot let go so long as I cannot see, or I will surely be devoured,
+
Dolan sprang to his feet and saw that Aliz was being dragged toward the chasm, a thick rope of
Fish-Dwarf thought, though the beast continued on into the depths at
+
translucent silk wrapped around his left ankle. At the lip of the chasm, a bloated form slowly
such speed that the diver could not maintain his bearings, and
+
reeled the line in with her spindly legs.  
suddenly in the back of his mind arose a strange sensation... it was
+
Dolan knew immediately -- it was the Wolf-Mother of Darkness.  
the need for air, such as he had not experienced for many years. A
+
He grabbed his axe and ran toward Aliz, who was now only a few more pulls from the beast.
tingling came to his throat and nose, and his head began to feel numb
 
as he became more desperate for breath, and yet slowly, his vision was
 
returning.
 
 
The beast slowed, its energy spent, and it settled on to the lake
 
bottom, unmoving. Fish-Dwarf jammed the trident into it a few times;
 
the thing was dead. Now, the surface! Fish-Dwarf pulled his weapon
 
from the monster and swam upward, but he stopped immediately. As far
 
as he could see in the now-dark water, a smooth ceiling of limestone
 
greeted him. The monster had fled into a great crack in the lake
 
bottom, so far and so deep that the light from the gem lamps was no
 
longer visible. Just the endless water and rock of the submerged
 
tomb of Fish-Dwarf, he thought, as he chose a direction and swam.
 
  
===Fish Dwarf End: (1 July 2008)===
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As he was hauling ore to the magma smelter, the peasant Kogarak saw the situation, screamed,
<pre>,@!,.~~~~~~~~</pre>
+
dropping his load, and ran toward the barracks. As he heard the sound of an axe ring against
 +
stone behind him, he wondered if he would make it in time.
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:&mdash; [[User:Qwip|Qwip]] 08:40, 9 February 2007 (EST)
  
He had chosen the wrong direction. Either that or the beast had
+
===(18 April 2007)===
dragged Fish-Dwarf so far into the mountain that the fires of the
+
<pre>@@@...@.####
underworld were closer than the light of the lamps. His breath was
+
@..T..@S####
long since gone -- moving forward was all that could keep him from
+
.......#####
panicking. After every few kicks, the dwarf would reach up to feel
+
</pre>
the limestone. If anything, the rock was closing in. No... what's
+
The axe had scored the stone floor where it had severed the silk line. The Wolf-Mother chittered
this? His hand curled up around a sharp corner. Fish-Dwarf grabbed
+
angrily and pounced at Dolan, moving with surprising quickness. Dolan was knocked to the ground,
it firmly with both hands and pulled, launching himself upward.
+
the enormous body of the foul creature pressing him into the stone. His axe clanged some distance
 +
away. The blunt knobs at the end of the Wolf-Mother's forelegs dug into Dolan's ribs as her
 +
dripping mandibles drew closer to his face. He grabbed her head with both hands, trying
 +
desperately to keep her at bay. A foul-smelling spittle dripped on to his cheek.
  
The dwarf fully expected to meet a wall of rock, but instead he glided
+
Aliz, still dazed from his initial fall, slowly made his way to his feet. Seeing Dolan's desperate
freely until at long last he broke the surface of the water, gasping
+
struggle, he drew his sword and hacked at one of the Wolf-Mother's legs. The bumpy skin was
for air. As the dwarf calmed down, he realized that he could still
+
incredibly tough, but the steel blade left the appendage hanging by tatters. The Wolf-Mother
see nothing. He felt walls close by in all directions, as if he had
+
belched a grating rasp and rolled away from Aliz and faced the dwarves. Dolan crawled toward his
just swum up a shaft, though there was a ledge overhanging the water
+
axe, but the nauseating venom drenching his face and beard had left him almost powerless. The
on to which he could haul himself and rest his weary body. Fish-Dwarf
+
Wolf-Mother hesitated, her wound oozing white ichor as Aliz stood his ground.
passed in and out of consciousness for a time, perhaps an hour, before
+
 
he sat up and assessed his situation.  
+
There were several sharp cracking noises, and the Wolf-Mother crumpled, several iron bolts
 +
protruding from her many eyes. In the distance stood Bomtek and the other marksdwarves,
 +
accompanied by Kogarak. Aliz rushed to Dolan. The dwarf was breathing heavily.
 +
 
 +
"My body feels like gravel. I need a drink," Dolan said.
  
He could dive back into the water with his lungs full of air and try
+
"The Wolf-Mother is dead. Brace up. I'll bring you your mug." Aliz fetched Dolan's mug from
to find the lamps, now unmolested by great underwater beasts, but he
+
the table and brought it to the dwarf where he lay on the stone floor. The mug was almost empty.
did not relish the idea of leaving the entrance to the shaft behind in
 
total darkness as he explored the crevice below. The only alternative
 
was to feel his way along the walls from this ledge above the grotto.
 
These limestone mountains were laced with natural caverns and after a
 
brief exploration of the surrounding stone he found this hollow was no
 
exception -- there was a mud-slicked passage that ran into the
 
mountain. Without hesitation, Fish-Dwarf struck out into the cavern.
 
  
-- How long since he had started on this dreary journey? Though the mud
+
"The brood," Dolan whispered. "The night brood will come."
was often thick, Fish-Dwarf had not trudged through so much as a
+
:&mdash; [[User:Qwip|Qwip]] 12:28, 14 May 2007 (EDT)
puddle these many days. He thirsted for spirits, nay, even water, and
 
he longed to swim again. The dwarf had long since abandoned his fins
 
and other equipment as they encumbered him too much on the march.
 
Every so often, he imagined he saw the gem lamps ahead, though it
 
could just as easily be the cooking fires of a goblin encampment, or
 
some darker torture, as the lights of the capital he sought. There
 
they were, even now... lights! Or light at least, the barest speck
 
in the distance ahead. Fish-Dwarf moved swiftly, no longer plodding,
 
still careful of the stalactites but driving forward rapidly all the
 
same. The speck became an opening, and he could see the mud of the
 
passage floor illuminated in the distance, with stone walls further
 
beyond. Only a few more steps...
 
  
The cavern opened out upon a rocky river valley in a canyon sheer to
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==[[User:Rav|Rav]]==
the greatest heights yet welcoming the noon-day sun. The entrance
+
===(12 April 2011)===
where Fish-Dwarf stood was at the bottom of the cliffs a short walk
+
,.gB,.,.P@.,
down pebble-laden slopes to the stream below. Instantly, Fish-Dwarf
 
could tell that these were no ordinary waters. They were the color of
 
honey, yet the current flowed rapidly. And the aroma! The
 
intoxicating aroma! There was no question in his mind. Whether it
 
fell from the throne of some inebriated sky god and vanished into the
 
underworld to besot the armies of hell made no difference, for here,
 
in this world, in this very mountain range, ran the slightest stretch
 
of the Whiskey River. His mind unencumbered by thoughts of duty or
 
home, Fish-Dwarf made his way down to the riverside to drink his fill.
 
  
===Hunger Begin (11 June 2008)===
+
A hundred thousand eyes looked down onto the contest. The whole of
<pre>,..,.++U+,.+,.+U~U||</pre>
+
the world’s armies in one place, at one time, to see who would be
 +
victorious. Two riders, a dwarf and a goblin, would joust to end the
 +
war, an end to an eternity of bloodshed and suffering. The entire
 +
planet was watching.
  
Suffering blighted the land with cruel hunger. Wagons brought foul
+
Aliz didn’t think much of his opponent. More of a threat than the
fungus from the dwarven mountains. It was barely enough to sustain
+
puny rider were the dirty tricks the evil doers had concocted. The
those base enough to eat such filth. The rest died. Paldadar rested
+
goblin’s beak-dog thrashed and gnawed at the sides of the track. Aliz
against the hilt of his great sword. He looked over his shoulder at
+
looked to his own pony. It had served him in many battles. With the
the dark stone castle. Turning his back on mud brick huts, the knight
+
grace of the Lordaxe, this would be the last one. Aliz looked the
passed by the scraggly bearded guards and entered the keep.
+
goblin dead in the eye and spit.
+
 
From a high window, bright, mocking sunlight shone across the dark
+
The flags dropped and the knights spurred their steeds into action.
wooden throne and the troubled king that sat upon it. The old man
+
Aliz aimed his lance at the goblin’s shield when he noticed that the
reached for his cup, and after taking a sip, spat the vile dwarven
+
goblin had thrown down his pole and now wielded a metal chain. As the
brew unto the stone floor. A herald in a mud-smattered tunic rushed
+
riders passed the goblin tangled Aliz’s lance and nearly pulled him
to wipe up the spill, but seeing the knight, rose to confront him.
+
off his horse. Fuming, Aliz called for another lance. He wont fool
+
me twice, thought the champion.
"You were not summoned, Sir Paldadar," spit the herald. "Go ask the
+
 
peasants instead of begging the king for scraps from the royal table."
+
===(21 July 2014)===
+
 
"Silence, Rodger," said the king.
+
(The beginning of a new story)
+
 
The herald jumped away like a whipped dog. The king motioned the
+
  ++g+C+++
knight to come forward.
 
 
"The gods have abandoned this place," said the king. "Only through
 
their glory will the days of bounty return. It is for this reason you
 
must smite the heathen Farthlings where they dwell across the river.
 
When their land is in ruin, the gods at last will favor us."
 
   
 
The knight ground his teeth. This was obviously High Priest Igland's
 
doing. But perhaps there was wisdom in punishing the arrogant
 
Farthlings for their many insults. Death by the sword was much
 
preferable to slow certain death by starvation.
 
  
===(17 June 2008)===
+
"What took you so long?" asked Catra.
<pre>==?T?====,.UH,.U</pre>
 
  
As Paldadar walked away from the keep, peasants averted their hungry
+
"The gate guard was tougher than he looked," said the goblin snatcher.
faces. He was still a knight, even if he represented the most
+
"Not all of us can spring over walls like circus performers."
wretched of kingdoms. A frail sissy approached from behind, leading
+
 
two horses. Paldadar swung around, drawing his sword. There stood
+
The pair of villains had infiltrated the dwarf fortress on a secret
Rodger, wearing the snottiest of faces, his nose in the air.
+
mission straight from the order of Tremoda himself. They were to
+
kidnap the queen's daughter and take the young woman to the depths of
"By the will of the king," he hissed, "I am to be your squire."
+
the Garum to await her fate. Catra was an animal person, half cougar,
+
half woman. She was a mercenary who only worked for gold. It was her
Paldadar prayed to the gods for mercy. Would that a Farthling's bolt
+
job to escort the snatcher in case there was trouble.
find his heart soon that he be saved from further tortures. Together
 
the pair made their way to the Temple of Love, where High Priest
 
Igland waited to bless their holy crusade.
 
 
The temple was built on a tall hill, a ring of marble columns
 
surrounding an enormous stone stele, pricking the sky with its
 
majesty. All around the temple, peasants scrambled to snatch at the
 
scraps donated by the monks that poured rotten food down the hill. As
 
Paldadar entered the temple, he was surrounded by fat priests and
 
priestesses that danced around him in a grotesque, undulating display.  
 
  
The knight refused a cup of offered wine, which Rodger snatched up
+
"Which way to the royal chambers?" asked Catra.
and drank freely.
+
 
+
"Just follow the scent of plump helmet roasts," said the snatcher.
At the center of the temple, High Priest Igland stood, wearing nothing
+
"The princess's room is directly above the kitchen."
save a red loincloth.
 
 
"When you wake in the morning," said Igland, "consider Love."
 
 
"Many happy couplings," said Paldadar as was the prescribed response.
 
 
"You must put an end to the Farthling menace," said the priest,
 
growing angry. "If their God of Suicide spreads his faith to our
 
kingdom, none of our desperate peasants will survive. You must strike
 
the heart of their kingdom and burn their temple to the ground."
 
 
Paldadar made the gesture of obedience and departed, pulling Rodger
 
away from the cavorting priests.
 
 
The kingdom of the Farthlings was separated from the kingdom of Love
 
by the River of Sorrow, whose wide fast-moving waters could only be
 
crossed in one place. This was the Bridge of Destiny. As the riders
 
approached, Rodger twitched with fear and apprehension, for it was
 
said the bridge was guarded by an evil water troll. At the bridge,
 
Paldadar held up his gauntleted hand. The horses stopped, and the
 
knight dismounted. Paldadar drew his sword and walked out onto the
 
wooden planks.
 
  
===(3 July 2008)===
+
Rushing between the shadows, the evil intruders made their way to the
<pre>%,..%,.|%.,.UH,%..%%UH,,%.~%,..(%).,.%|,..%</pre>
+
royal suites. The princess was not there. Catra just about had a fit
+
whilst the snatcher went over the calculations in his mind. She was
Green flames shot up from beneath the bridge. Horrid laughter pealed
+
supposed to be there!
across the blighted landscape. The knight turned to see Rodger making
+
 
tracks back to the temple with the speed of a spooked hare. Slowly
+
"The queen consort grounded the princess for a week," protested the
Paldadar looked over his shoulder to see the enormous bloated troll,
+
snatcher. "She should be here!"
dripping with slime and black pus.
+
 
+
"Think," said Catra. "If you were the princess, where would you sneak off to?"
"You seek to pass into the land of suicide bearing the message of
+
 
love," said the troll. "What will you tell them, knight? Is slow
+
"The guard barracks," said the goblin finally. "She goes there to
certain death by starvation superior than the final empowering
+
practice with the sword and axe."
choice?"
+
 
+
"Great," said Catra, "then we must steal her from under the noses of a
"Where there is life, there is hope," said Paldadar. "Love will
+
dozen castle guards."
overcome all obstacles!"
+
 
+
"We will succeed or die," said the goblin. "Praise Tremoda!"
"Spoken like a true student of Igland," said the troll, assuming a martial pose.
+
 
+
===(31 August 2014)===
As Paldadar cut the monster down, his mind was wracked with doubt.
+
 
Was the nation of love superior? He hailed from a place where young
+
?e?"""".,"",.,"""@.C,"""""""
people sold themselves for scraps of bread and yet he sought to bring
+
 
hope to a strange country. He found Rodger hiding in a nearby bush
+
"I can't carry both of you!" exclaimed Catra.
and hauled him, protesting, across the bridge.
+
 
+
It was a new moon that night and the fields were bathed in dim
The land of the Farthlings was lush and green compared to the land of
+
starlight. Catra could hear the dogs barking in the distance. The
love. Cherry blossoms rained down on the two riders as they wound
+
goblin snatcher had taken a crossbow bolt in the back coming over the
their way through the hills. Even in these pleasant surroundings, the
+
wall. Catra had to carry the princess on her shoulder, bound with
demented nature of the Farthlings soon became evident. Bodies dotted
+
ropes. They had just cleared the nearby hills when the goblin
the road here and there, swords plunged into their own guts. Corpses
+
collapsed.
hung in the trees from hastily-tied nooses, over eager to take their
+
 
own lives. As the riders passed, skeletal bodies lifted themselves
+
"Take the girl to Tremoda," said the goblin, coughing up blood. "I'm done for."
from the grass to watch them saunter on.
 
 
"Make babies, make babies, make babies," babbled Rodger, madly
 
reciting the Charm of Making.
 
 
At last they reached the capital of the Farthlings. The wind blew red
 
rose petals through the cold, dead streets. Even the cheerful sun
 
seemed dim in the vast tomb of a city. Rodger stared straight ahead
 
as they made their way to the keep, careful not to look into the dark
 
doorway, behind which ominous rustlings could be heard.
 
 
The flag of Farthlingland flew above the ramparts of the citadel. At
 
the base of the wall lay the piles of bones of those who had
 
hopelessly thrown themselves over the side. A wide moat circled the
 
castle. As the two riders approached, a draw bridge was lowered over
 
the water. Paldadar thought he could see a crowned figure on the wall
 
beckoning them inside. As they crossed the bridge, Rodger made the
 
mistake of looking down into the water. The currents were filled with
 
the souls of those who drowned themselves in desperate sorrow. Eyes
 
shut tight, Rodger hugged the neck of his horse, and followed Paldadar
 
into the gate.
 
  
==[[User:mr_seeker|mr_seeker]]==
+
The bolt had slipped between the goblin's ribs, a hair from his heart.
===(29 January 2016)===
+
It seemed to Catra that the mission had failed. She had never been to
<pre>|++U+++|?</pre>
+
the evil empire of the Worm. She preferred the savage lands as did the
 
+
rest of her people. The goblin had paid her in gold coins, promising
“They say that the dragon slayer roams the halls of the castle still,” said the old man.
+
double when they reached the border. It was clear that the goblin
 +
wouldn't make it.
  
“You are a liar,” said Prince Mucer. “There are no such things as ghosts, and dragons aren't real.”
+
"They will pay you the bounty of a true snatcher," wheezed the goblin.
 +
"Kidnapping the princess will make you a legend!"
  
“Maybe today there are none still alive,” said the old man, “but before the Age of Heroes, the skies were filled with them and no one was safe.
+
The two villains looked over at the princess. By now the princess had
 +
stopped struggling. She rested against a tree stump, bound and
 +
gagged. The princess was renowned to be a great fighter. That was
 +
why the goblin had brought the cougar woman in the first place. It
 +
had not been easy to subdue her.
  
“You bore me, ancient one,said the prince. “Maybe my father should have you executed.
+
"Tremoda will reward you," said the goblin, his voice trailing off.
 +
"You must go."
  
Later that night, while Prince Mucer was pulling the wings off a fly, a knock came at his door. He bellowed at the intruder to leave. The knocking came again, louder this time. Mucer heaved a sigh and walked over to the door. It swung open, but no one was there. The prince had had just about enough of the old man's games. It was time he found a new way to entertain himself. The prince buckled on his sword belt and left the room.
+
The cougar woman stepped to the princess and threw her over her
 +
shoulder once more. She took one look back at the snatcher, now dead,
 +
having taken his last tortured breath. Seeking to throw off the scent
 +
of the hounds, Catra bounded off toward the Forbidden Forest.
  
===(28 February 2016)===
+
The elves had no love for Tremoda, but they liked the dwarves even
<pre>|++UN+++\U</pre>
+
less. There had been war between the two kingdoms for seven of the
 +
last ten years. Catra though briefly of leaving the princess with the
 +
elves. No, they would likely just kill her and deprive Catra of her
 +
just reward. Catra removed the cloth from the princess's mouth.
  
The dwarf fortress was as quiet as a tomb that night. Prince Mucer couldn't help but fear, but his anger was greater. How dare that old man frighten me with ghost stories, thought the prince. He would give the old man something to be frightened about. Prince Mucer fingered the hilt of his blade. The old man didn't have too much longer to live anyway. Who would miss him?
+
"We are in the forest of the elves," said Catra. "You must be quiet
 +
and follow me. If the elves catch us here, they will kill us both."
  
“Say goodnight, old man!” shouted Mucer as he kicked in the laboratory door.
+
"You still mean to sell me to Tremoda," said the princess.
  
There was something standing next to the old man, facing away from the door. It was tall and translucent green. The apparition seemed to float in the air, trailing bloody stumps for legs. Mucer cried out with fright and dropped his sword. The creature turned to face him. Its face was almost entirely burned off.
+
"You will become an asset to the evil one," said Catra. "To the elves
 +
you will only be a quick lunch."
  
“What's wrong, my prince?” asked the old man, having run to where Mucer had fainted.
+
===(6 October 2014)===
  
===(29 March 2016)===
+
e.,-.,-."",.C,.".,@
<pre>+++U++U|</pre>
 
  
“The dragon slayer is real!exclaimed Prince Mucer.
+
“Tremoda knows of your talents,said Catra. “He needs strong leaders
 +
to lead the weak-willed goblins.”
  
“Of course,said the old man. “I told you as much.
+
“Have you ever been to the Garum?asked princess Aliza. “Do you know
 +
what kind of monster you are working for?
  
“I have seen him,” said Mucer. “He was standing right there.
+
The two women spoke softly as they passed under the trees of the
 +
Forbidden Forest. It was true, Catra had never been to the realm of
 +
the Great Worm. The dwarven princess told her all about it. It was
 +
rumored that Tremoda lived in the center of a swamp where the dead
 +
walked and carried on as if they were alive. If so, it seemed that
 +
they weren't much worse off with the elves.
  
The old man looked to the empty space where the prince was pointing. This was serious. The king had to be informed immediately. Only then could the decision be made on how to proceed. Every time the dragon slayer had showed himself before there had been a calamity. The old man called for the guards to take Mucer back to his chambers.
+
“Look,” said Catra. “This is the way it is. I have been charged to
 +
bring you to the Worm and that's what I'm going to do. Whether you
 +
get there in one piece is up to you.
  
“The dragon slayer has revealed himself to young Mucer,” said old man Garva.
+
The cougar woman hissed as the arrow struck her in the shoulder.
 +
Aliza was off and running in the blink of an eye. Catra cursed and
 +
ran after her. Another arrow slammed into the tree where Catra's head
 +
had been a moment before. The dwarf princess's hands were bound by
 +
rope and her legs were short. Catra figured she would reach Aliza
 +
before the elves did.
  
“That is unfortunate,” said the king. “He must be escorted out of the kingdom at once. Whether he is my son makes no difference. The soul of the kingdom is at stake.”
+
“You are going the wrong way,” said Catra. “This way leads deeper
 +
into the forest. The surest way out is through the Garum.”
  
===(29 April 2016)===
+
“Why should I believe you,” asked Aliza, “a mercenary sworn to sell me out?”
<pre>(.,MU.,M@.,)U++U</pre>
 
  
“Come hither my liege,” said old man Garva. “Gaze into the crystal ball.
+
Catra caught up with Aliza where she had collapsed in a clearing deep
 +
in the woods. Aliza had just about given up. She had not done much
 +
traveling above ground and the dangerous terrain was bright and
 +
confusing. She knew the elves' arrow could just as well have been
 +
meant for her.
  
“Is the prince safe?asked the king.
+
“I will meet your Tremoda,said Aliza, “and spit in his eye.
  
“Mucer will never truly be safe again,” said Garva, “so it is written.”
+
“That's the spirit,” said Catra. “Now let's get moving before the
 +
cowardly elf brings his friends.”
  
“There is more to life than the pages of a book,” objected the king.
+
===(5 November 2014)===
  
Rather that respond to ignorance, Garva just gestured to the magic globe. It was connected to a mechanism at the top and bottom. Garva put his hand on the crystal and gave it a spin. Lightning arched over the surface of the globe revealing a woodland scene. There was Prince Mucer, riding his black mule. With him was Kogan the woods-dwarf, the only one willing to bear the prince's company in this time of exile.
+
@o.,.,C,.g|++++?&?
  
“How much longer until we reach Assura?whined Mucer. “My backside is sore from riding.”
+
“I can't believe it,said Aliza. “Is it always like this?
  
“Keep your eyes open, my prince,” said Kogan, “and remember, in the world under Apexus's vault of sky, there are consequences for your actions.”
+
“It gets easier,” said Catra. “You may even long for it in the end.”
  
===(30 may 2016)===
+
At Aliza's feet was the corpse of an elven scalp hunter. The dwarf
<pre>e,..~-@U~M.,.,</pre>
+
princess had strangled him with the very rope that still bound her
 +
hands. The cougar woman approached the dwarf and cut her bonds with a
 +
flick of her knife. Even had she chose to leave now, the dwarf
 +
couldn't navigate the forest by herself, not before another elf found
 +
them at any rate.
  
“Help me!cried a girl's voice.
+
“Tremoda will accept your kill,said Catra. “You are already on the
 +
dark path of power.”
  
Kogan went off to find her, but Mucer held him back.  “You are to protect me from all harm. Forget her,snapped the prince.
+
“True power is a matter of perception,” said Aliza, “or so my father taught me.”
  
Horrible screams echoed throughout the woods.  This didn't help calm Mucer's already well-developed paranoia.  Kogan walked next to the prince's mule, battleaxe in hand.  Ahead, on the trail, stood an elf ranger.  She held an arrow against her bowstring, pointed at the ground.  Mucer was sweating and squirming.
+
“Tremoda is your father now,” said Catra.
  
“How dare you block the path of the crown prince!” shouted Mucer.
+
The great forest became a swamp before it opened up onto the vast
 +
marsh hell-scape of the Garum. Catra lead Aliza around the many
 +
goblin camps and outposts, for she didn't trust the evil creatures not
 +
to kill her and claim the prize for themselves. It wasn't long before
 +
Aliza's legs were covered by blood sucking leeches. Catra stopped for
 +
a while to help her pluck them off.
  
An arrow shot out of the trees and pierced Kogan's neck.  The dwarf bodyguard pulled the prince off of his mule and covered him with his body.  Blood poured from Kogan's wound and onto Mucer's face.  The prince was disgusted and horrified now that it seemed that his only friend wouldn't live very much longer.
+
“Is this why they call Tremoda 'the Worm?'” asked Aliza as she picked
 +
at the foul creatures.
  
==MustachioNut==
+
“No,” said Catra. “Tremoda is the Worm Within. Once he is inside
===(21 January 2015)===
+
your mind you are never the same.
<pre>~~~~,.%,.@@@""""""</pre>
 
  
The flight across the sea had been a wild and dangerous one. The
+
“Have you seen the evil one?” asked Aliza.
giant nuthatch the dwarves were riding wasn't built for long distance
 
missions. Just about the time the far coast had been sighted, the
 
bird suffered a massive heart attack. Uren spoke encouraging words to
 
the poor thing and it did its best to crash land on the beach. The
 
dwarves took inventory. All three of them, Uren, Doraj, and Aliza,
 
had survived with only minor injuries. They were now trapped on the
 
foreign shore, for the bird had breathed its last.
 
  
The seer had given them three days to find a piece of the cosmic egg.
+
“I made my deal with the goblin snatcher, now dead,” said Catra.
Most of the known egg fragments had already been used in magic spells
 
of mass destruction. They had to find the last fragment before an evil
 
wizard like Nadir or Darquan found it. The issue was the prophecy.
 
The last piece of the egg from which the world was hatched was
 
destined to be its undoing. Should one of the dark lords find it, it
 
would be weaponized and used to end the world. This was all supposed
 
to happen on the final day of the Plump Helmet Festival. That was in
 
three days time.
 
  
"So here we are," said Doraj. "The Wild Lands. Did the seer give us
+
At last the dark tower appeared on the horizon. It was built from
anywhere to look in this wide country, or is it a mystery as usual?"
+
black obsidian stones that constantly sank into the marshy ground.
 +
The whole structure seemed to be leaning slightly to the left and
 +
generally unstable. Catra told Aliza to wait behind a large boulder
 +
and went to see the gate guard.
  
"You should have more respect for your elders," snapped Aliza. "If we
+
“I made a deal with Sasma,” said Catra to the goblin at the gate,
don't find the egg fragment soon, it is bound to fall into the wrong
+
“forty golden skulls to bring the dwarven princess to the Worm.
hands."
 
  
"I do not fear scum such as Darquan," said Uren the barbarian dwarf.
+
“And where is that shifty back-stabber?” asked the goblin.
"I say we follow the villain to the prize and then cut him down and
 
take it."
 
  
"Genius!" snorted Aliza sarcastically.
+
“The dwarves shot him,” said Catra. “That is no concern of yours. I
 +
have the princess. I demand to see Tremoda.”
  
So the adventure began. There were only three dwarves in a land
+
===(18 November 2014)===
filled with danger, racing toward cosmic mystery aimed at ending the
 
world. There was no time to bury the body of the giant bird and news
 
of their spectacular entrance was bound to spread fast. Beyond the
 
beach was a vast jungle, thick and dark, and beyond were mighty snow
 
covered peaks on the horizon. Wherever the fragment had ended up, it
 
couldn't be somewhere easy to find or the wizards would already have
 
found it. Doraj suggested they head for the tallest peak and they
 
drew their swords and began hacking through the underbrush.
 
  
==[[User:Onebadterran|Onebadterran]]==
+
C+@++++@|
===(14 July 2014)===
 
<pre>U/U/U/U/+++++\U+\U\U\U\U\U\U\U\U\U</pre>
 
  
"I hereby claim this feast hall in the name of the Tombs of Wailing!"
+
“Come out into the open, girl,” commanded Catra.
shouted the stranger.
 
  
The Hearthpeople loyal to Lord Ambercan drew their weapons, but when
+
Standing up from behind the obsidian boulder, Princess Aliza boldly
they saw the multitude of warriors the stranger had brought with her,
+
faced her captors. High above the tiny figures, Tremoda watched from
the loyal troops withdrew and fled from the hall. The invaders
+
his black tower that pricked the sky. Aliza would fear no cowardly
cheered while their victorious leader sat upon the throne. With no
+
kidnappers. She was a princess of Slusia.
one to challenge them, the elite strike force, the Tombs of Wailing,
 
lay claim to the fortress town of Otla.
 
  
Away, slaying dragons, King Urlen heard news of the uprising days
+
Since the dawn of time, the men and dwarves of the Slusian Plains had
later. One of the defeated Hearthmen approached the king in his war
+
battled goblins, elves, and each other. Every war was more
tent. Upon hearing of the warrior's failure, Urlen drew his sword and
+
bloodthirsty than the last. Compared to the evils that men do, how bad
struck off the coward's head. Urlen wasn't known to be reasonable
+
could the Great Worm be? The gate guard moved aside and allowed Catra
when confronted with upsetting news.
+
and the princess to enter.
  
"Ready my chariot," commanded Urlen. "We will see how tough the Tombs
+
“I'll tell you this much for nothing,” said Catra as they climbed the
of Wailing really are!"
+
hundreds of spiral stairs, “don't be fooled by the demon's beauty. He
 +
is the most dangerous creature under Domon's vault of sky.”
  
==[[User:Onodera|onodera]]==
+
“Enter,” said a familiar voice as the pair reached the top room of the tower.
===(01 November 2008)===
 
<pre>"",",.@,.T,"""</pre>
 
  
"Don't let the sun set on you in the Dark Wood," said the dwarf
+
Pressing against the thick wooden door, Catra prepared herself for
crones. "Ole Brick-a-Branch will get you." Nonsense, thought young
+
whatever horrors the demon had prepared for them. Aliza stepped right
Davik as he rode his mule along the twisting green deer path. The
+
past her and into the room. There, seated at a table covered with
darkness came quickly as the sun slipped behind the trees. As he set
+
maps, was the queen of the dwarves, mother to Aliza and long dead.
about making a fire, Davik pondered the dark tales of Brick-a-branch
 
and his mischief.
 
  
Not even the elves dared enter the Wood at night. Something older
+
“Mama,” stammered Aliza.
than time haunted these cursed trees, but this valley was the quickest
 
way to Port City, saving at least a month of travel. As the night
 
grew darker and colder, Davik fumbled in his pack to retrieve the
 
charms and idols he had nearly refused as the journey began.
 
  
A great shape emerged from the darkness. It was a gnarled troll, as
+
She felt the cat's claws pinch her side. The image of her mother
old as the hills. It picked up Davik by the ankle.
+
faded and was replaced with that of another unlikely shape, her
 +
favorite suitor, Kogan.
  
"Not much meat here," it said.
+
“You have done well, cougar woman,” said the mysterious Kogan. “Take
 +
your reward and go.
  
"Please, Ole Brick-a-Branch, don't eat me," said Davik.
+
“Ouch,” said Aliza, pinching her arm until it bled.
  
Having said his name, the troll was force to lay the dwarf down.
+
The young dwarf before her changed shape again, this time growing and
 +
taking the form of a woman. Aliza already hated the Worm and his
 +
tricks. The woman approached her and Aliza dug in with her
 +
fingernails. The demon shape-shifted again, this time into his true
 +
form.
  
"I will not eat you," said the monster, "If you can answer me these
+
“Holy Forge Father,said Aliza. “Now I have seen everything.
riddles three."
 
  
==[[User:Peristarkawan|Peristarkawan]]==
+
===(25 December 2014)===
===(16 May 2007)===
 
<pre>=@()++@</pre>
 
  
Doran stirred the bubbling pot of syrup. It was ready! "Pour, pour, pour!" the dwarf sang. Into the molds the syrup flowed. "Another batch," the dwarf said, satisfied.
+
|@@+++++++++-|C
  
Just then, he noticed somebody standing in the doorway. "Ah, Glornol. What brings you to the kitchens this early? Come to try a sticky treat? I have some Anvil Drops cooling now. Just a moment."
+
All the way down the long spiral staircase, Catra counted her prize
 +
money. It was forty golden skulls as promised. Add to that her
 +
reputation as the most daring snatcher in the world and you would
 +
think that Catra would be more proud of herself. She knew what she
 +
did was wrong. The balance of power had shifted in favor of the
 +
Garum. Soon Aliza would be leading Tremoda's armies against the very
 +
dwarf fortress she had been snatched from. All of this angered Catra.
 +
She was a mercenary, sure, but it was her swordsmanship that should
 +
bring her renown, not snatching youngsters from their beds. By the
 +
time she reached the bottom of the stairs, her mind was made up. She
 +
would redeem herself of this great wrong if she had to give her life
 +
to do so.
  
Doran turned to the tray on the table when he was startled by Glornol's shouting. "What is the meaning of this? Isn't there a war on?"
+
“Armies are on the move in the marshland,” said Kaduma.
  
"Even soldiers need sticky treats, Glornol!" Doran picked up two chocolate goblins and began to speak in a high-pitched throaty voice.
+
“None of that matters now,” said King Kogan. “We must get Aliza back,
 +
no matter the cost.”
  
"Ooo, it's Glornol!" the first chocolate goblin said.
+
“It is she,” said Kaduma, “who leads the demon army.
  
"Glornol's scared of the mean, mean goblins!" the second chocolate goblin observed.
+
None of it made sense. Kogan and Aliza were to be married and rule
 +
the dwarven empire together. Now that the Worm had his claws in her,
 +
there was no choice but battle her to the death. Kogan picked up a
 +
carving knife in anger and threw it across the room, imbedding it in
 +
door. On the other side, Catra saw the blade protruding through the
 +
wood and began to have second thoughts. She waited outside while the
 +
dwarven nobles argued. Finally, the king noticed her waiting at the
 +
door and summoned her inside.
  
"Let's eat the dwarf! Yummies for tummies!" the first chocolate goblin offered.
+
“Why have you come here, beast woman?” asked Kogan.
  
"The dwarf might eat me instead! Oh no!" the second chocolate goblin replied. Doran held the goblin out to Glornol.
+
“It was I,” said Catra, “that took young Aliza away. All for forty
 +
pieces of gold.
  
Glornol was not amused, but he snatched the candy from Doran's hand. "Hrmph," he grunted, and biting the goblin's head off, he walked out of the kitchen.
+
“I must ask you,” said Kogan, “why you have returned? You must know I
 +
would have you put to death.
  
==[[User:Qwip|Qwip]]==
+
“You must see reason,” said Catra, “when I say that I am the one who
===(05 December 2006)===
+
can get her back.”
  
<pre>...@T@..###S#</pre>
+
“Lord King,” said Kaduma, “she may be right. It is written in the
 +
ancient scrolls.
  
Taking a break from their duty, the two guards sat at a table with a scenic view of the chasm.
+
“Then I must read them,” said Kogan. “Take this thing to the dungeon.
They did not notice as they drained their mugs that they were being watched from the shadows
+
 
by clusters of pale eyes. A table by the chasm?!
+
===(3 February 2015)===
--[[User:Qwip|Qwip]] 05 December 2006
 
  
===(09 February 2007)===
+
(The beginning of a new story)
  
<pre>.@......####
+
,".,"".@/@*@@,."."
...T@@~S####
 
.......#####
 
</pre>
 
Dolan was chatting with Aliz about the health benefits of dwarven beer when Aliz disappeared.
 
Dolan sprang to his feet and saw that Aliz was being dragged toward the chasm, a thick rope of
 
translucent silk wrapped around his left ankle. At the lip of the chasm, a bloated form slowly
 
reeled the line in with her spindly legs.  
 
Dolan knew immediately -- it was the Wolf-Mother of Darkness.
 
He grabbed his axe and ran toward Aliz, who was now only a few more pulls from the beast.
 
  
As he was hauling ore to the magma smelter, the peasant Kogarak saw the situation, screamed,
+
“That was it!” said watch-dwarf Mathire. “They just tapped me on the
dropping his load, and ran toward the barracks. As he heard the sound of an axe ring against
+
shoulder for the special assignment and I was in!”
stone behind him, he wondered if he would make it in time.
 
:&mdash; [[User:Qwip|Qwip]] 08:40, 9 February 2007 (EST)
 
  
===(18 April 2007)===
+
“Do they expect you to scale the walls of Nadir's fortress all by
<pre>@@@...@.####
+
yourself?” asked Galva.
@..T..@S####
 
.......#####
 
</pre>
 
The axe had scored the stone floor where it had severed the silk line. The Wolf-Mother chittered
 
angrily and pounced at Dolan, moving with surprising quickness. Dolan was knocked to the ground,
 
the enormous body of the foul creature pressing him into the stone. His axe clanged some distance
 
away. The blunt knobs at the end of the Wolf-Mother's forelegs dug into Dolan's ribs as her
 
dripping mandibles drew closer to his face. He grabbed her head with both hands, trying
 
desperately to keep her at bay. A foul-smelling spittle dripped on to his cheek.
 
  
Aliz, still dazed from his initial fall, slowly made his way to his feet. Seeing Dolan's desperate
+
“No! That's the best part,” said Mathire. “I get to assemble my own
struggle, he drew his sword and hacked at one of the Wolf-Mother's legs. The bumpy skin was
+
squad! I am picking you, Atone and Thadrian.
incredibly tough, but the steel blade left the appendage hanging by tatters. The Wolf-Mother
 
belched a grating rasp and rolled away from Aliz and faced the dwarves. Dolan crawled toward his
 
axe, but the nauseating venom drenching his face and beard had left him almost powerless. The
 
Wolf-Mother hesitated, her wound oozing white ichor as Aliz stood his ground.
 
  
There were several sharp cracking noises, and the Wolf-Mother crumpled, several iron bolts
+
“Thadrian?” asked Galva. “Are you sure you can trust such a notorious
protruding from her many eyes. In the distance stood Bomtek and the other marksdwarves,
+
drunkard?”
accompanied by Kogarak. Aliz rushed to Dolan. The dwarf was breathing heavily.
 
  
"My body feels like gravel. I need a drink," Dolan said.
+
“It will be alright, Galva,said Mathire. “Just put your trust in me
 +
and we will come out of this looking like heroes.
  
"The Wolf-Mother is dead. Brace up. I'll bring you your mug." Aliz fetched Dolan's mug from
+
That very night the four adventurous dwarves set out from the dwarf
the table and brought it to the dwarf where he lay on the stone floor. The mug was almost empty.
+
fortress in the direction of the lands of the evil one. Nadir was no
 +
mere wizard to be trifled with. He was the greatest of the Four
 +
Fallen Stars, a being that had existed since before almighty Domon had
 +
divided the waters and set the land in place. After his initial
 +
defeat at the hands of the angels, Nadir had settled in the depths of
 +
the earth, far from civilization. It would take weeks of searching
 +
just to find the entrance to Nadir's vast dungeon.
  
"The brood," Dolan whispered. "The night brood will come."
+
“Fear not fellow heroes,” said Mathire. “I have a dowsing rod, tuned
:&mdash; [[User:Qwip|Qwip]] 12:28, 14 May 2007 (EDT)
+
to smell out the most concentrated forms of evil.
  
==[[User:Rav|Rav]]==
+
“For Domon's sake,” said Galva. “You can't be serious.
===(12 April 2011)===
 
,.gB,.,.P@.,
 
  
A hundred thousand eyes looked down onto the contest. The whole of
+
“You have your doubts,” said Mathire. “We have established this.
the world’s armies in one place, at one time, to see who would be
+
Just give me seven days, and I will make heroes out of all of you!”
victorious. Two riders, a dwarf and a goblin, would joust to end the
 
war, an end to an eternity of bloodshed and suffering. The entire
 
planet was watching.
 
  
Aliz didn’t think much of his opponent. More of a threat than the
+
So on they went. Mountains gave way to rolling hills, and hills gave
puny rider were the dirty tricks the evil doers had concocted. The
+
way to endless marshland. Soon they were in the most evil of lands
goblin’s beak-dog thrashed and gnawed at the sides of the track. Aliz
+
known as the Garum. It was said to be made from the rotting body of
looked to his own pony. It had served him in many battles. With the
+
the titan Gigilous. The smells were all outrageous and bad. Mathire
grace of the Lordaxe, this would be the last one. Aliz looked the
+
did his best to keep the dwarves in good spirits, often setting aside
goblin dead in the eye and spit.
+
his dowsing rod and taking up the guitar. They weren't the only ones
 +
who appreciated the music. Evil shadows soon began to gather around
 +
the campsite.
 +
 
 +
“Do you smell that?” asked Mathire.
  
The flags dropped and the knights spurred their steeds into action.
+
===(5 March 2015)===
Aliz aimed his lance at the goblin’s shield when he noticed that the
 
goblin had thrown down his pole and now wielded a metal chain. As the
 
riders passed the goblin tangled Aliz’s lance and nearly pulled him
 
off his horse. Fuming, Aliz called for another lance. He wont fool
 
me twice, thought the champion.
 
  
===(21 July 2014)===
+
<pre>@@@@""""""""~"""~~~"""""!!D!!%</pre>
  
(The beginning of a new story)
+
“Who dares to bring cheer into the heart of the Garum?” croaked a voice in the dark.
  
++g+C+++
+
Ceasing his strumming instantly, Mathire was up in an instant, sword drawn. The other dwarves did likewise. Galva pointed with his finger and shouted “Over there!” The monster was hovering over Thadrian's shoulder. Mathire and Atone turned to face it, whilst Thadrian tried to stay absolutely still. Atone was an expert with a crossbow, but this was a tricky shot. Thadrian's big fat body was almost entirely blocking the marks-dwarf's point of view. Still, Atone did his best, lined up his sights, and pulled the trigger.
  
"What took you so long?" asked Catra.
+
“That is one ugly mother,” said Thadrian as he stood up from the campfire and looked at what lay behind him.
  
"The gate guard was tougher than he looked," said the goblin snatcher.
+
The night creature was obviously a local, covered in the slime of the marsh. Atone's bolt struck it straight through the third eye. They must be getting close if they were rousting monsters like this. Galva and Thadrian lifted up the body and dumped it into a deep pool of slime where it sank and vanished immediately. Once the morning came, Mathire called on his dowsing rod. They only traveled for a few minutes before they found what they were looking for.
"Not all of us can spring over walls like circus performers."
 
  
The pair of villains had infiltrated the dwarf fortress on a secret
+
The black spire appeared on the horizon of the marsh, like a lone mountain on the flatness of the hated Garum. Smoke poured out of the tower giving the fortress the look of something volcanic. The dwarves donned costumes of branches and grass so they wouldn't be spotted by the spying eyes of the tower. None of the dwarves had seen or smelled anything so evil, but they couldn't turn back now.
mission straight from the order of Tremoda himself. They were to
 
kidnap the queen's daughter and take the young woman to the depths of
 
the Garum to await her fate. Catra was an animal person, half cougar,
 
half woman. She was a mercenary who only worked for gold. It was her
 
job to escort the snatcher in case there was trouble.
 
  
"Which way to the royal chambers?" asked Catra.
+
Atone was the first to see the dragon. It was standing like a gargoyle on the wall of the black fortress. The dwarves stopped in their tracks. The dragon lifted its nose into the air and smelled the breeze for signs of the enemy. Lucky for the dwarves, Nadir was busy cooking the dragon's lunch and the odor of the smoking pillar distracted the fire-breathing lizard.
  
"Just follow the scent of plump helmet roasts," said the snatcher.
+
“What are we going to do now, genius?” asked Galva.
"The princess's room is directly above the kitchen."
 
  
Rushing between the shadows, the evil intruders made their way to the
+
===(5 April 2015)===
royal suites. The princess was not there. Catra just about had a fit
 
whilst the snatcher went over the calculations in his mind. She was
 
supposed to be there!
 
  
"The queen consort grounded the princess for a week," protested the
+
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snatcher. "She should be here!"
 
  
"Think," said Catra. "If you were the princess, where would you sneak off to?"
+
“Every fortress has a secret entrance,said Mathire, “so that the nobles can escape in times of siege. My dowsing rod will find it.”
  
"The guard barracks," said the goblin finally. "She goes there to
+
Far from impressed, Galva began to protest but the other dwarves just walked on by. They were on a quest from almighty Domon to defeat the demon god Nadir. They could already hear the songs the bards would be singing in every fortress feast hall. They would take the crown from Nadir's severed head and use it to play fetch with their dogs. All that stood in their way was a hungry dragon and a black slade wall a hundred spans high.
practice with the sword and axe."
 
  
"Great," said Catra, "then we must steal her from under the noses of a
+
“It's here!” shouted Mathire. “I knew I could find it.”
dozen castle guards."
 
  
"We will succeed or die," said the goblin. "Praise Tremoda!"
+
It was none too soon. While Mathire had been poking around the base of the wall with his stick, the dragon had returned. Atone could see the dragon scanning the horizon for intruders. It was only a matter of the wind shifting direction and the dragon would smell them. Mathire got the hatch open and the dwarves began shoving Thadrian's fat body through the narrow opening.
  
===(31 August 2014)===
+
“I can sense your presence,” said the dragon, “you thieving insects!”
  
?e?"""".,"",.,"""@.C,"""""""
+
The hatch slammed shut just as the last of the dwarves jumped through, avoiding a fiery blast. Inside the fortress the sense of disease and desolation was tenfold worse. The walls were lined with skeletal remains. They were in the catacombs. Mathire urged his dwarves to keep it cool. Galva was just about to burst a gasket. The undead were among his least favorite things in this world.
  
"I can't carry both of you!" exclaimed Catra.
+
“I promise you Galva,” said Mathire. “There are no walking dead here.”
  
It was a new moon that night and the fields were bathed in dim
+
“Your precious stick says otherwise,” shouted Galva pointing at Mathire's belt.
starlight. Catra could hear the dogs barking in the distance. The
 
goblin snatcher had taken a crossbow bolt in the back coming over the
 
wall. Catra had to carry the princess on her shoulder, bound with
 
ropes. They had just cleared the nearby hills when the goblin
 
collapsed.
 
  
"Take the girl to Tremoda," said the goblin, coughing up blood. "I'm done for."
+
The dowsing rod was so agitated it was nearly flying out of Mathire's pocket. The dwarves turned to look where it pointed. There stood an empty suit of armor, moving of its own accord. Mathire pulled his sword from its scabbard whilst Galva began praying to Domon. Atone lifted his crossbow and fired a bolt, which punched a hole in the breastplate.
  
The bolt had slipped between the goblin's ribs, a hair from his heart.
+
“That hurt, little man,” said the ghost. “Are you trying to kill me twice?”
It seemed to Catra that the mission had failed. She had never been to
 
the evil empire of the Worm. She preferred the savage lands as did the
 
rest of her people. The goblin had paid her in gold coins, promising
 
double when they reached the border. It was clear that the goblin
 
wouldn't make it.
 
  
"They will pay you the bounty of a true snatcher," wheezed the goblin.
+
===(30 April 2015)===
"Kidnapping the princess will make you a legend!"
 
  
The two villains looked over at the princess. By now the princess had
+
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stopped struggling. She rested against a tree stump, bound and
 
gagged. The princess was renowned to be a great fighter. That was
 
why the goblin had brought the cougar woman in the first place. It
 
had not been easy to subdue her.
 
  
"Tremoda will reward you," said the goblin, his voice trailing off.
+
“Why have you come to the tombs of my master?” asked the ghost.
"You must go."
 
  
The cougar woman stepped to the princess and threw her over her
+
“I must ask you first,” said Galva. “What gives you the right to speak at all? You had your chance on Earth.
shoulder once more. She took one look back at the snatcher, now dead,
 
having taken his last tortured breath. Seeking to throw off the scent
 
of the hounds, Catra bounded off toward the Forbidden Forest.
 
  
The elves had no love for Tremoda, but they liked the dwarves even
+
The ghostly suit of armor picked up a spiked club and went to dash out Galva's brains. Thadrian and Atone tackled the ghost and it went down with a crash. Mathire stepped to the suit of armor, sword drawn. He used the tip of his blade to open the ghostly visor. There was nothing inside but shadow. An irritating laugh welled up from the helpless ghost. The dwarves did their best to hold him still while Mathire questioned him.
less. There had been war between the two kingdoms for seven of the
 
last ten years. Catra though briefly of leaving the princess with the
 
elves. No, they would likely just kill her and deprive Catra of her
 
just reward. Catra removed the cloth from the princess's mouth.
 
  
"We are in the forest of the elves," said Catra. "You must be quiet
+
“A dragon, and now ghosts?” asked Mathire. “What horrors await us in Nadir's tower?”
and follow me. If the elves catch us here, they will kill us both."
 
  
"You still mean to sell me to Tremoda," said the princess.
+
“The only sensation the master allows us to feel is pain,” whined the ghost. “Let me go!”
  
"You will become an asset to the evil one," said Catra. "To the elves
+
“Not until you tell us what we are up against,” commanded Mathire.
you will only be a quick lunch."
 
  
===(6 October 2014)===
+
“This tomb is where the master puts his failures,” said the ghost, “to forget about them. The true guardians of Nadir's presence on Earth are undead warriors and wizards trained in every martial art, present and forgotten.”
  
e.,-.,-."",.C,.".,@
+
“Nadir's library,” whispered Atone.
  
“Tremoda knows of your talents,” said Catra. “He needs strong leaders
+
“You know of my master's plan,” said the ghost. “Once he has absorbed every last piece of knowledge this world has to offer, he will destroy it with fire and falling rocks.”
to lead the weak-willed goblins.”
 
  
“Have you ever been to the Garum?asked princess Aliza. “Do you know
+
“That's it,” exclaimed Mathire. “We have found Nadir's weak spot. The ghost will take us to the library and we will set the books on fire!
what kind of monster you are working for?”
+
 
 +
Not all of the dwarves were entirely on board with his plan. Atone was educated in the capital from a young age and long had he wished to see the forbidden books that he knew Nadir to have. Though he was an uncultured slob himself, Thadrian didn't see the wisdom in destroying the life's work of so many great scholars. Only Galva was ready to join Mathire's quest to set civilization back five hundred years.
  
The two women spoke softly as they passed under the trees of the
+
===(8 May 2015)===
Forbidden Forest. It was true, Catra had never been to the realm of
 
the Great Worm. The dwarven princess told her all about it. It was
 
rumored that Tremoda lived in the center of a swamp where the dead
 
walked and carried on as if they were alive. If so, it seemed that
 
they weren't much worse off with the elves.
 
  
“Look,” said Catra. “This is the way it is. I have been charged to
+
@!++++N+++?=?==?
bring you to the Worm and that's what I'm going to do. Whether you
 
get there in one piece is up to you.”
 
  
The cougar woman hissed as the arrow struck her in the shoulder.
+
“Atone!” cried Mathire. “No!”
Aliza was off and running in the blink of an eye. Catra cursed and
 
ran after her. Another arrow slammed into the tree where Catra's head
 
had been a moment before. The dwarf princess's hands were bound by
 
rope and her legs were short. Catra figured she would reach Aliza
 
before the elves did.
 
  
“You are going the wrong way,” said Catra. “This way leads deeper
+
It was too late and all the denial shouted at the heavens could not save his friend. Atone was the first around the corner, pointing his crossbow. When it fired the crossbow quarrel bounced harmlessly off the goblin's bronze breastplate. The goblin guard was on him in an instant, stabbing and thrusting. By the time Mathire and the others pulled the goblin off him, Atone was leaking blood from half a dozen mortal wounds.
into the forest. The surest way out is through the Garum.
 
  
“Why should I believe you,” asked Aliza, “a mercenary sworn to sell me out?”
+
“You,” shouted Mathire as the others held the goblin, “where is the library?”
  
Catra caught up with Aliza where she had collapsed in a clearing deep
+
“Ha!” said the goblin, through broken teeth. “Second door on the left. Nadir awaits you there!”
in the woods. Aliza had just about given up. She had not done much
 
traveling above ground and the dangerous terrain was bright and
 
confusing. She knew the elves' arrow could just as well have been
 
meant for her.
 
  
“I will meet your Tremoda,” said Aliza, “and spit in his eye.
+
Not only was Mathire ready to take on the god of the underworld, there was payback to deal out. After granting the goblin a just death, Mathire and the surviving adventurers stepped deeper into Nadir's dungeon. When they reached the second door, Mathire hesitated. How he wanted Nadir to suffer! He would watch all the books in the library burn.
  
“That's the spirit,” said Catra. “Now let's get moving before the
+
“I've been waiting for you,” said a voice from within. “Enter.”
cowardly elf brings his friends.”
 
  
===(5 November 2014)===
+
The library was as impressive as promised. Scrolls and codices lined the many shelves that extended to the vaulted ceiling. In the center of the great room stood the dark god Nadir. He had a body that looked like a mismatched selection of animal parts. He had the head of a bull and wore a golden ring through his nose. Noticing Mathire was holding forth a torch in a threatening manner, the demon god spoke.
  
@o.,.,C,.g|++++?&?
+
“Go ahead,” said Nadir, “burn it. I have already learned the most important truth.
  
“I can't believe it,” said Aliza. “Is it always like this?”
+
===(11 July 2015)===
  
“It gets easier,” said Catra. “You may even long for it in the end.”
+
@/+N+N\@++N
  
At Aliza's feet was the corpse of an elven scalp hunter. The dwarf
+
“Oh yeah, demon?” said Mathire in a mocking tone. “What is the most important truth?”
princess had strangled him with the very rope that still bound her
 
hands. The cougar woman approached the dwarf and cut her bonds with a
 
flick of her knife. Even had she chose to leave now, the dwarf
 
couldn't navigate the forest by herself, not before another elf found
 
them at any rate.
 
  
“Tremoda will accept your kill,” said Catra. “You are already on the
+
“Death is not the end,” said a familiar voice from behind.
dark path of power.
 
  
“True power is a matter of perception,” said Aliza, “or so my father taught me.
+
Turning just in time to catch a broadsword through the heart, Mathire was surprised to see his dead friend Atone. Blood poured from Mathire's open mouth as he stared, questioning. Galva swung his blade, slicing off Atone's arm. This just served to anger the walking corpse which reached for its secondary weapon. Swords clashed as Mathire slumped to the ground, dead.
  
“Tremoda is your father now,” said Catra.
+
“Soon you will all know the power of the primordial chaos,” said Nadir, god of the underworld.
  
The great forest became a swamp before it opened up onto the vast
+
“I've had enough of this,” said Thadrian, heading for the door.
marsh hell-scape of the Garum. Catra lead Aliza around the many
 
goblin camps and outposts, for she didn't trust the evil creatures not
 
to kill her and claim the prize for themselves. It wasn't long before
 
Aliza's legs were covered by blood sucking leeches. Catra stopped for
 
a while to help her pluck them off.
 
  
“Is this why they call Tremoda 'the Worm?'” asked Aliza as she picked
+
“I don't think so,said Nadir, moving his hands in a magic gesture.
at the foul creatures.
 
  
“No,” said Catra. “Tremoda is the Worm Within. Once he is inside
+
The door closed and locked themselves. Thadrian smashed his shoulder into the door and bounced back, screaming with terror. He looked back to see Galva fighting the ghost of Atone. The swords-dwarf had given Atone what would have been several mortal wounds, but the ghost fought on. Pulling himself together, Thadrian returned to the fight.
your mind you are never the same.
 
  
“Have you seen the evil one?” asked Aliza.
+
“Where are you going?” said the ghost of Mathire, now rising from the floor.
  
“I made my deal with the goblin snatcher, now dead,” said Catra.
+
===(31 July 2015)===
  
At last the dark tower appeared on the horizon. It was built from
+
N+-+@/@/N/+&
black obsidian stones that constantly sank into the marshy ground.
 
The whole structure seemed to be leaning slightly to the left and
 
generally unstable. Catra told Aliza to wait behind a large boulder
 
and went to see the gate guard.
 
  
“I made a deal with Sasma,” said Catra to the goblin at the gate,
+
The fight wasn't going well. Galva and Thadrian were closed in, fighting back to back as the ghosts of their friends pressed in closer, stabbing and slashing. It then occurred to Galva that Nadir was no god at all. What god would resort to such petty evil? And there was something else.
“forty golden skulls to bring the dwarven princess to the Worm.
 
  
“And where is that shifty back-stabber?” asked the goblin.
+
“Stop,” commanded Galva. “Nadir, if that is who you really are, if you are a god, why did you have to learn of the afterlife from the pages of a book? I deny you!
  
“The dwarves shot him,” said Catra. “That is no concern of yours. I
+
The bull-headed demon snorted with anger. The ghost of Mathire looked at his new master, questioning. It seemed that he and Atone's ghost were fighting out of a place of ignorance. This thing, that claimed to be Nadir, was no more than an undead necromancer. Mathire's ghost picked up a torch and tossed it amidst the scrolls.
have the princess. I demand to see Tremoda.
 
  
===(18 November 2014)===
+
“No!” cried the monster, Nadir.
  
C+@++++@|
+
This time the dwarves fought as one. Atone fired bolts into the being continuously as Mathire and the others hacked and slashed. The monster was unable to stop the wave of violence and was soon rendered helpless. Mathire lifted up his blade, ready to hack of Nadir's head.
  
“Come out into the open, girl,” commanded Catra.
+
“Don't do it, Mathire,” said Galva. “You'll die. He is the only thing keeping your life force in that body.”
  
Standing up from behind the obsidian boulder, Princess Aliza boldly
+
“It is a hero's duty,” said Mathire, “to sacrifice for his friends.
faced her captors. High above the tiny figures, Tremoda watched from
 
his black tower that pricked the sky. Aliza would fear no cowardly
 
kidnappers. She was a princess of Slusia.
 
  
Since the dawn of time, the men and dwarves of the Slusian Plains had
+
===(9 September 2015)===
battled goblins, elves, and each other. Every war was more
 
bloodthirsty than the last. Compared to the evils that men do, how bad
 
could the Great Worm be? The gate guard moved aside and allowed Catra
 
and the princess to enter.
 
  
“I'll tell you this much for nothing,” said Catra as they climbed the
+
@@"ggggggggg""~"~""~"~""?N?
hundreds of spiral stairs, “don't be fooled by the demon's beauty. He
 
is the most dangerous creature under Domon's vault of sky.”
 
  
“Enter,” said a familiar voice as the pair reached the top room of the tower.
+
The death stroke was quick and merciful. With an expert swing, the ghost of Mathire struck off Nadir's head. The undead dwarf immediately went stiff and still. Atone collapsed to the floor, forever dead. Galva caught Mathire's body as he fell, desperate for a last command. The fire was spreading and there was no time to waste. Galva reluctantly left his master to burn with the dead god and the greatest store of knowledge the world had ever known.
  
Pressing against the thick wooden door, Catra prepared herself for
+
Racing through the corridors, Galva and Thadrian hurried to escape the crumbling tower. All of the undead guardians had fallen and only the goblins remained. These evil foes were just as eager to be clear of the falling tower and the dwarves followed the exodus as fast as they could.
whatever horrors the demon had prepared for them. Aliza stepped right
+
 
past her and into the room. There, seated at a table covered with
+
Outside in the marshland, the goblins gathered to watch the tower sink into the muck. For many of them, Nadir's fortress had been home, all their lives. They didn't hinder Galva and Thadrian as they emerged from the secret exit.
maps, was the queen of the dwarves, mother to Aliza and long dead.
 
  
“Mama,” stammered Aliza.
+
“All that knowledge, wasted,” said Thadrian.
  
She felt the cat's claws pinch her side. The image of her mother
+
“It was gained through evil,” said Galva, “and is therefore of no true value.
faded and was replaced with that of another unlikely shape, her
 
favorite suitor, Kogan.
 
  
“You have done well, cougar woman,said the mysterious Kogan. “Take
+
“Is that what Domon tells you?asked Thadrain.
your reward and go.”
 
  
“Ouch,” said Aliza, pinching her arm until it bled.
+
“Look,” said a goblin, “the dark lord rises.
  
The young dwarf before her changed shape again, this time growing and
+
===(28 September 2015)===
taking the form of a woman. Aliza already hated the Worm and his
 
tricks. The woman approached her and Aliza dug in with her
 
fingernails. The demon shape-shifted again, this time into his true
 
form.
 
  
“Holy Forge Father,” said Aliza. “Now I have seen everything.
+
gggggggg,@@,.o@"".
  
===(25 December 2014)===
+
“A dwarf?” asked Galva. “This is some kind of joke.”
  
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+
Out of the smoking ruin stepped a wizened old dwarf. He waved to the heroes as he stepped around the standing pools of muck. The goblins stood at attention as the old dwarf approached. Thadrian looked at Galva and then back to the hated Nadir. They waited as the old dwarf picked his way toward them through the marsh. When he arrived, he was out of breath.
  
All the way down the long spiral staircase, Catra counted her prize
+
“The Eternal Forge is no joke, friends,” wheezed the old dwarf. “Do you like the shape the dwarf gods chose for me?”
money. It was forty golden skulls as promised. Add to that her
 
reputation as the most daring snatcher in the world and you would
 
think that Catra would be more proud of herself. She knew what she
 
did was wrong. The balance of power had shifted in favor of the
 
Garum. Soon Aliza would be leading Tremoda's armies against the very
 
dwarf fortress she had been snatched from. All of this angered Catra.
 
She was a mercenary, sure, but it was her swordsmanship that should
 
bring her renown, not snatching youngsters from their beds. By the
 
time she reached the bottom of the stairs, her mind was made up. She
 
would redeem herself of this great wrong if she had to give her life
 
to do so.
 
  
“Armies are on the move in the marshland,” said Kaduma.
+
“They clearly have a sense of humor,” said Thadrian.
  
“None of that matters now,” said King Kogan. “We must get Aliza back,
+
“Tell me, demon,” said Galva, “why I shouldn't just slay you a second time.”
no matter the cost.”
 
  
“It is she,” said Kaduma, “who leads the demon army.”
+
“Because,” Nadir said with a wink, “I have your prize in my pocket.”
  
None of it made sense. Kogan and Aliza were to be married and rule
+
The dwarves watched with amazement as Nadir reached into his robes and withdrew a fist-sized glass ball. In it were the tiny bodies of Mathire and Atone, suspended in liquid.
the dwarven empire together. Now that the Worm had his claws in her,
 
there was no choice but battle her to the death. Kogan picked up a
 
carving knife in anger and threw it across the room, imbedding it in
 
door. On the other side, Catra saw the blade protruding through the
 
wood and began to have second thoughts. She waited outside while the
 
dwarven nobles argued. Finally, the king noticed her waiting at the
 
door and summoned her inside.
 
  
“Why have you come here, beast woman?” asked Kogan.
+
“Do they live?” asked Thadrian.
  
“It was I,” said Catra, “that took young Aliza away. All for forty
+
“They sleep,” said Nadir, “but they may yet be awoken. You have but to do what I say.”
pieces of gold.”
 
  
“I must ask you,” said Kogan, “why you have returned? You must know I
+
===(30 October 2015)===
would have you put to death.”
 
  
“You must see reason,” said Catra, “when I say that I am the one who
+
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can get her back.”
 
  
“Lord King,” said Kaduma, “she may be right. It is written in the
+
“There is a book,” said Nadir, “a codex that contains the last bit of knowledge I need to transcend this mortal plane.”
ancient scrolls.”
 
  
“Then I must read them,” said Kogan. “Take this thing to the dungeon.
+
“And if we retrieve this tome,” said Galva, “you will let Mathire and Atone live?
  
===(3 February 2015)===
+
“It will be as if none of this ever happened,” said the wizard.
  
(The beginning of a new story)
+
“Where is it?” asked Thadrian.
  
,".,"".@/@*@@,."."
+
“Good, good,” laughed Nadir. “It is in the dwarf fortress of course!”
  
“That was it!” said watch-dwarf Mathire. “They just tapped me on the
+
The dwarves walked in silence as they left the Garum. Neither of them could really believe that Nadir had tricked them into doing his bidding. The wizard had given them his crown as proof that they had completed their quest. The evil one knew that the dwarf king couldn't refuse a request made by the heroes, and they would ask for the book.
shoulder for the special assignment and I was in!”
 
  
“Do they expect you to scale the walls of Nadir's fortress all by
+
“Where is mighty Mathire?” asked the dwarven king.
yourself?” asked Galva.
 
  
“No! That's the best part,” said Mathire. “I get to assemble my own
+
“He has passed on to the Eternal Forge,” said Galva. “He had only one request as he died. It was that we receive as a reward the Book of the Dead.
squad! I am picking you, Atone and Thadrian.”
+
 
 +
“That was a pointless and evil wish,” said the king. “The pages of that book contain an ancient wickedness. Mathire could be restored, but he would not be the same.”
  
“Thadrian?asked Galva. “Are you sure you can trust such a notorious
+
“Nonetheless,said Galva, “we have fulfilled our part of the bargain. We demand to have the book.”
drunkard?
 
  
“It will be alright, Galva,” said Mathire. “Just put your trust in me
+
===(6 December 2015)===
and we will come out of this looking like heroes.”
 
  
That very night the four adventurous dwarves set out from the dwarf
+
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fortress in the direction of the lands of the evil one. Nadir was no
 
mere wizard to be trifled with. He was the greatest of the Four
 
Fallen Stars, a being that had existed since before almighty Domon had
 
divided the waters and set the land in place. After his initial
 
defeat at the hands of the angels, Nadir had settled in the depths of
 
the earth, far from civilization. It would take weeks of searching
 
just to find the entrance to Nadir's vast dungeon.
 
  
“Fear not fellow heroes,” said Mathire. “I have a dowsing rod, tuned
+
After a long silence, the king agreed to the heroes' demands. They would just have to see for themselves. The curse of the book was no joke. The king knew that the dead heroes would return as monsters. He explained as much to Galva, but it made no difference. The heroes would not be dissuaded. The king called on the scribe to retrieve the Book of the Dead from the forbidden library. Galva and Thadrian went with him as Nadir remained in the throne room, hiding amidst the petitioners.
to smell out the most concentrated forms of evil.
 
  
“For Domon's sake,said Galva. “You can't be serious.”
+
“Are you absolutely sure you want to do this?asked the scribe.
  
“You have your doubts,” said Mathire. “We have established this.
+
“Mind thy own business,” snapped Galva.
Just give me seven days, and I will make heroes out of all of you!”
 
  
So on they went. Mountains gave way to rolling hills, and hills gave
+
Once they were in the library, the scribe produced a key and opened the secret vault hidden in the wall. Galva was revolted when the book was revealed. It was a codex bound in dwarven skin. The pages were written in blood. Still, Galva mastered his fear and received the book when it was handed to him. Thadrian said nothing but clearly he was having second thoughts.
way to endless marshland. Soon they were in the most evil of lands
 
known as the Garum. It was said to be made from the rotting body of
 
the titan Gigilous. The smells were all outrageous and bad. Mathire
 
did his best to keep the dwarves in good spirits, often setting aside
 
his dowsing rod and taking up the guitar. They weren't the only ones
 
who appreciated the music. Evil shadows soon began to gather around
 
the campsite.
 
  
“Do you smell that?” asked Mathire.
+
“Have you brought that which you promised me?” asked Nadir as the heroes returned.
  
===(5 March 2015)===
+
The old dwarf's eyes lit up as Galva revealed the evil tome. Galva handed it over, but would not release his grip until he demanded once more that Nadir return his friends to life. The evil dwarf made the promise and snatched the book away. Without a moment's hesitation, he cracked the codex open and began to read aloud.
  
<pre>@@@@""""""""~"""~~~"""""!!D!!%</pre>
+
===(20 December 2015)===
  
“Who dares to bring cheer into the heart of the Garum?” croaked a voice in the dark.
+
(The beginning of a new story)
  
Ceasing his strumming instantly, Mathire was up in an instant, sword drawn. The other dwarves did likewise. Galva pointed with his finger and shouted “Over there!” The monster was hovering over Thadrian's shoulder. Mathire and Atone turned to face it, whilst Thadrian tried to stay absolutely still. Atone was an expert with a crossbow, but this was a tricky shot. Thadrian's big fat body was almost entirely blocking the marks-dwarf's point of view. Still, Atone did his best, lined up his sights, and pulled the trigger.
+
|W+k|~~ssss
  
“That is one ugly mother,” said Thadrian as he stood up from the campfire and looked at what lay behind him.
+
The animal people waited in the snow outside the wizard's cottage. It was a cold winter night and the wind was blowing. Still the woodland creatures stood motionless as they waited. It was a consequential day for them. The dwarves had been logging in their forest and they demanded satisfaction. The old man told them he needed time to think. So they waited, staring at the wooden door, waiting for it to open.
  
The night creature was obviously a local, covered in the slime of the marsh. Atone's bolt struck it straight through the third eye. They must be getting close if they were rousting monsters like this. Galva and Thadrian lifted up the body and dumped it into a deep pool of slime where it sank and vanished immediately. Once the morning came, Mathire called on his dowsing rod. They only traveled for a few minutes before they found what they were looking for.
+
“What do you think, Brambis?” asked the wizard.
  
The black spire appeared on the horizon of the marsh, like a lone mountain on the flatness of the hated Garum. Smoke poured out of the tower giving the fortress the look of something volcanic. The dwarves donned costumes of branches and grass so they wouldn't be spotted by the spying eyes of the tower. None of the dwarves had seen or smelled anything so evil, but they couldn't turn back now.
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“Bacabadabis,” said the wizard's pet kobold.
  
Atone was the first to see the dragon. It was standing like a gargoyle on the wall of the black fortress. The dwarves stopped in their tracks. The dragon lifted its nose into the air and smelled the breeze for signs of the enemy. Lucky for the dwarves, Nadir was busy cooking the dragon's lunch and the odor of the smoking pillar distracted the fire-breathing lizard.
+
“You are right,” said the wizard, “the dwarves have been generous to us. But they must learn their place.
  
“What are we going to do now, genius?” asked Galva.
+
The door of the cottage opened and the wizard showed himself. His black robe and furs were draped over his body making him look twice his size. He was just a skinny old man, but he knew something the others didn't. He could read and write the ancient language of Axolar.
  
===(5 April 2015)===
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“I will take your demands to the dwarves...” began the wizard.
  
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“Three cheers for Old Man Scota,” shouted a squirrel man.
  
“Every fortress has a secret entrance,” said Mathire, “so that the nobles can escape in times of siege. My dowsing rod will find it.”
+
“...on one condition,” continued Scota. “You must bring me the Codex of Ultimate Knowledge.”
  
Far from impressed, Galva began to protest but the other dwarves just walked on by. They were on a quest from almighty Domon to defeat the demon god Nadir. They could already hear the songs the bards would be singing in every fortress feast hall. They would take the crown from Nadir's severed head and use it to play fetch with their dogs. All that stood in their way was a hungry dragon and a black slade wall a hundred spans high.
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==[[User:Rewolf31|Rewolf31]]==
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===(13 April 2007)===
  
“It's here!” shouted Mathire. “I knew I could find it.
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<pre>.B@.~~~
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</pre>
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And so Alor, a wrestler of renown, found himself between a great boar and the wide river. For six days they struggled, and as the sun descended behind the hills on the evening of the seventh day, Alor finally collapsed in exhaustion. The boar spoke and said, "I too am tired. The sun has fallen. Let us rest." And so Alor and the boar slept, and the sun arose on the morning of the eighth day.
  
It was none too soon. While Mathire had been poking around the base of the wall with his stick, the dragon had returned. Atone could see the dragon scanning the horizon for intruders. It was only a matter of the wind shifting direction and the dragon would smell them. Mathire got the hatch open and the dwarves began shoving Thadrian's fat body through the narrow opening.
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===(21 July 2007)===
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<pre>,.,B@~,~,~</pre>
  
“I can sense your presence,” said the dragon, “you thieving insects!”
+
"Whiskey?" Alor asked the boar, holding up his flask. The wrestler had not spoken for a week.
  
The hatch slammed shut just as the last of the dwarves jumped through, avoiding a fiery blast. Inside the fortress the sense of disease and desolation was tenfold worse. The walls were lined with skeletal remains. They were in the catacombs. Mathire urged his dwarves to keep it cool. Galva was just about to burst a gasket. The undead were among his least favorite things in this world.
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"Gladly," the boar said, taking the flask up in its mouth. "You block my path to the river, and now you offer me your flask. Strange are the ways of your people."
  
“I promise you Galva,said Mathire. “There are no walking dead here.”
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"Your path? I was seeking to cross the river and found myself menaced," Alor said.
  
“Your precious stick says otherwise,” shouted Galva pointing at Mathire's belt.
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"The squirrels tell me I am a terror to behold when I am thirsty," the boar said as it drained the flask. "Do I menace you now?" The boar looked mild and plump. Indeed, the gentle creature reminded Alor of his daughter.  
  
The dowsing rod was so agitated it was nearly flying out of Mathire's pocket. The dwarves turned to look where it pointed. There stood an empty suit of armor, moving of its own accord. Mathire pulled his sword from its scabbard whilst Galva began praying to Domon. Atone lifted his crossbow and fired a bolt, which punched a hole in the breastplate.
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"No, I am not menaced. I am reminded of home," Alor said fondly. At that moment his stomach growled, for he had not eaten in some time.
  
“That hurt, little man,” said the ghost. “Are you trying to kill me twice?”
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"Hopefully I do not remind you of your dinner table," the boar laughed, "though it remains to be seen who would have the final mastery in our contest." Alor smiled broadly and the boar guided Alor to the ford, where they parted as friends.
  
===(30 April 2015)===
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===(12 September 2007)===
 
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</pre>
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"Daddy! Daddy!" the little girl cried happily as she ran toward the mighty dwarf where he stood under the archway.
  
“Why have you come to the tombs of my master?” asked the ghost.
+
"I missed you, sweet pod!" Alor crouched down and lifted the child up to his shoulder, where she sat, beaming. "Have you been good while I was away?"
  
“I must ask you first,” said Galva. “What gives you the right to speak at all? You had your chance on Earth.
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"I made a puzzle box. See!" The girl held out a soapstone box. The master craftsdwarf always started the young ones with the material since it required little strength to carve, though it crumbled easily. Even so, the box was quite exquisite.  
  
The ghostly suit of armor picked up a spiked club and went to dash out Galva's brains. Thadrian and Atone tackled the ghost and it went down with a crash. Mathire stepped to the suit of armor, sword drawn. He used the tip of his blade to open the ghostly visor. There was nothing inside but shadow. An irritating laugh welled up from the helpless ghost. The dwarves did their best to hold him still while Mathire questioned him.
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"That's beautiful. Now let me see here..." Alor pressed a button and the lid popped open. There was nothing inside. "Hey, where's my treasure?" he said in mock indignation.
  
“A dragon, and now ghosts?” asked Mathire. “What horrors await us in Nadir's tower?”
+
The girl took the box and made a series of complicated motions along the inside of the empty compartment. A second lid opened, revealing a piece of dwarven sugar candy. The child giggled and smiled broadly.  
  
“The only sensation the master allows us to feel is pain,” whined the ghost. “Let me go!”
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Alor scratched his head and laughed. Coren was only six, but she was already beyond him.
  
“Not until you tell us what we are up against,” commanded Mathire.
+
"Did you win, daddy?" Coren asked.
  
“This tomb is where the master puts his failures,” said the ghost, “to forget about them. The true guardians of Nadir's presence on Earth are undead warriors and wizards trained in every martial art, present and forgotten.
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"Ah, the tournament? Yes, sweet pod, there hasn't been a dwarf born yet that can beat your father," Alor looked at the puzzle box. "At least not at wrestling. And you know what else?"
  
“Nadir's library,” whispered Atone.
+
"What else, daddy? What else?"
  
“You know of my master's plan,” said the ghost. “Once he has absorbed every last piece of knowledge this world has to offer, he will destroy it with fire and falling rocks.
+
"I met a talking boar and we became friends."
  
“That's it,” exclaimed Mathire. “We have found Nadir's weak spot. The ghost will take us to the library and we will set the books on fire!”
+
"Again?" Coren complained. "I want to meet your animal friends soon."
  
Not all of the dwarves were entirely on board with his plan. Atone was educated in the capital from a young age and long had he wished to see the forbidden books that he knew Nadir to have. Though he was an uncultured slob himself, Thadrian didn't see the wisdom in destroying the life's work of so many great scholars. Only Galva was ready to join Mathire's quest to set civilization back five hundred years.
+
"I'll invite them over for your party next month. Until then, you have to work hard. Do you have a lesson today?"
  
===(8 May 2015)===
+
"Yes. Mr. Goldlocket says he'll let me try marble today."
  
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"Marble, eh? That's amazing. You really are your mother's daughter. I'll walk you to the shop." Together they strolled down the passageway. Alor admired the carvings and architecture, occasionally pointing an engraving out and explaining its history, though his daughter had heard it all before. It had been two months since he left for tournament, and the wrestler had missed his home very much.
  
“Atone!” cried Mathire. “No!”
+
"The three of us should have a feast tonight. What do you say?" Alor asked. Coren did not respond.
  
It was too late and all the denial shouted at the heavens could not save his friend. Atone was the first around the corner, pointing his crossbow. When it fired the crossbow quarrel bounced harmlessly off the goblin's bronze breastplate. The goblin guard was on him in an instant, stabbing and thrusting. By the time Mathire and the others pulled the goblin off him, Atone was leaking blood from half a dozen mortal wounds.
+
The dwarf looked down. His daughter was not there. She was not in the passageway. There was no sign of her.  
  
“You,” shouted Mathire as the others held the goblin, “where is the library?”
+
"Goblins!" A scream echoed through the tunnels. "Goblins in the fortress!"
  
“Ha!” said the goblin, through broken teeth. “Second door on the left. Nadir awaits you there!”
 
  
Not only was Mathire ready to take on the god of the underworld, there was payback to deal out. After granting the goblin a just death, Mathire and the surviving adventurers stepped deeper into Nadir's dungeon. When they reached the second door, Mathire hesitated. How he wanted Nadir to suffer! He would watch all the books in the library burn.
+
===(18 September 2007)===
 +
<pre>,..|mBL@+++++++g+</pre>
  
“I've been waiting for you,said a voice from within. “Enter.
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"I'm sure she's in there," Alor said from his place behind the boulder where he looked down upon the rusted iron doors of Chatteltomb.
  
The library was as impressive as promised. Scrolls and codices lined the many shelves that extended to the vaulted ceiling. In the center of the great room stood the dark god Nadir. He had a body that looked like a mismatched selection of animal parts. He had the head of a bull and wore a golden ring through his nose. Noticing Mathire was holding forth a torch in a threatening manner, the demon god spoke.
+
"We must act now, while there's still time," the boar urged. This was the same boar that Alor had befriended by the riverbank, and it now came to aid Alor in his time of need.  
  
“Go ahead,” said Nadir, “burn it. I have already learned the most important truth.
+
"The door is locked. Even with our combined strength, I doubt we can force entry," the leopard observed. This was the same leopard that Alor had befriended in the high grasses, and it also came to aid Alor in his time of need.  
  
===(11 July 2015)===
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"Don't worry. The guards were drunk in the ravine below," the marmot announced as it scampered up the slope with the key in its mouth. This was the same marmot that Alor had befriended on the mountainside, and it came to aid Alor after promises of food.
  
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"I've only challenged the depths of this black pit once in my life. It is a memory I have longed to forget, though it will serve me now," Alor said. "It sickens me that my daughter is kept there. The way to the dungeons will not be heavily guarded, as fear of this place keeps all but the foolish at bay. That said, the tower above is garrisoned with unnumbered horrors. If the alarm is raised, escape will be impossible."
  
“Oh yeah, demon?” said Mathire in a mocking tone. “What is the most important truth?”
+
The group made their way down to the entrance. With some effort, Alor forced the key into place. The great doors swung open with a grating noise, exposing a palpable darkness that hung heavy in the stale air like a fog of soot. The thick shadows were penetrated from beyond by sinister red lights which gave vague form to the smooth obsidian corridors.
  
“Death is not the end,” said a familiar voice from behind.
+
Once all had passed into the tower, they closed the door behind them. "We can only hope it is not unusual for the doors to sound. Do you see anything?" Alor whispered to the leopard.
  
Turning just in time to catch a broadsword through the heart, Mathire was surprised to see his dead friend Atone. Blood poured from Mathire's open mouth as he stared, questioning. Galva swung his blade, slicing off Atone's arm. This just served to anger the walking corpse which reached for its secondary weapon. Swords clashed as Mathire slumped to the ground, dead.
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"Several doors down, a goblin is standing," the leopard spoke softly. "It has turned to face us. I don't think it can make us out yet, but its night eyes are almost as strong as my own. It is coming this way."
  
“Soon you will all know the power of the primordial chaos,” said Nadir, god of the underworld.
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Indeed, Alor could barely make out twin spots of crimson shining in the distance. The dwarf felt the leopard slip from his side. In a moment, the crimson spots disappeared from view. No sound accompanied their departure. Alor and the others padded quietly forward, approaching the stairway and the dungeons below.
  
“I've had enough of this,” said Thadrian, heading for the door.
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==[[User:Senso|Senso]]==
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===(29 April 2007)===
 +
<pre><+@?++&~~</pre>
  
“I don't think so,” said Nadir, moving his hands in a magic gesture.
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The wayward manager Aliz stepped quietly down the last flight of stairs into the lowest depths of the abandoned halls. The air of the room was stale and warm. The light of the dwarf's torch illuminated a stone pedestal, on which rested a gray book.
  
The door closed and locked themselves. Thadrian smashed his shoulder into the door and bounced back, screaming with terror. He looked back to see Galva fighting the ghost of Atone. The swords-dwarf had given Atone what would have been several mortal wounds, but the ghost fought on. Pulling himself together, Thadrian returned to the fight.
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"The Tome of Suffering," Aliz whispered. In its blood-stained pages, the collected wisdom of countless outpost managers waited for his perusal. Never again would his charges starve. Never again would they complain for want of whiskey. Never again would Aliz have to consult the half-baked scribblings of his uncle Toran.
  
“Where are you going?” said the ghost of Mathire, now rising from the floor.
+
The ground shook and Aliz's ears were assailed by a deafening crash. When the dust cleared, the entire chamber was illuminated by a sinister red glow. In place of the far wall was a yawning pit filled with bubbling magma and flames. From the inferno came a betusked fiend, ravening, its slavering maw belching foul vapors through which stared its cruel bulging eyes. Its clawed hands kneaded the lardy folds of its corpulence as if it sought to make room for this latest morsel.
  
===(31 July 2015)===
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Aliz was terrified. The dwarf clutched the Tome to his chest. The horrific beast crouched by the magma pool, muttering in a grating whisper:
  
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"It will be eaten. It will be eaten, the dwarf. Eaten. Eaten alive."
  
The fight wasn't going well. Galva and Thadrian were closed in, fighting back to back as the ghosts of their friends pressed in closer, stabbing and slashing. It then occurred to Galva that Nadir was no god at all. What god would resort to such petty evil? And there was something else.
 
  
“Stop,” commanded Galva. “Nadir, if that is who you really are, if you are a god, why did you have to learn of the afterlife from the pages of a book? I deny you!”
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==[[User:Shades|Shades]]==
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===Danrik Begin: (29 October 2007)===
  
The bull-headed demon snorted with anger. The ghost of Mathire looked at his new master, questioning. It seemed that he and Atone's ghost were fighting out of a place of ignorance. This thing, that claimed to be Nadir, was no more than an undead necromancer. Mathire's ghost picked up a torch and tossed it amidst the scrolls.
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“No!” cried the monster, Nadir.
+
Fire seared the sky as the dragon circled, driven by madness and the
 
+
promise of gold held deep within the dwarven tunnels. Standing on the
This time the dwarves fought as one. Atone fired bolts into the being continuously as Mathire and the others hacked and slashed. The monster was unable to stop the wave of violence and was soon rendered helpless. Mathire lifted up his blade, ready to hack of Nadir's head.
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battlements of the stone façade built over the entrance to the
 
+
fortress, Danrik the marksdwarf took aim at the evil target, his heart
“Don't do it, Mathire,” said Galva. “You'll die. He is the only thing keeping your life force in that body.
+
thumping slow and steady. He waited two more beats and pulled the
 +
trigger. An instant later a dozen marksdwarves let fly and a hail
 +
bolts pierced the smoky air.
 +
 +
Most of the bolts bounced harmlessly away, but Danrik's well-aimed
 +
missile found the monsters skull, shattering the brain. The dwarves
 +
cheered as the beast fell from the sky. The smile fell from Danrik's
 +
face as the great corpse fell closer -- it was coming right at them!
 +
Dwarves climbed over each other, making for the stairs. Other risked
 +
jumping from the wall, breaking their arms and legs as they landed.
 +
Danrik stood fast.
 +
 +
As the dead dragon slammed into the fortress's stone wall the dwarves
 +
were flung into the air. As Danrik flew, he damned the dragon with
 +
all his might, his foul words ripped away by the wind. With a sudden
 +
crash, all went dark.
  
“It is a hero's duty,” said Mathire, “to sacrifice for his friends.”
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===(24 July 2008)===
  
===(9 September 2015)===
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"He's awoken," came the cry. "He has awoken!"
 
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The death stroke was quick and merciful. With an expert swing, the ghost of Mathire struck off Nadir's head. The undead dwarf immediately went stiff and still. Atone collapsed to the floor, forever dead. Galva caught Mathire's body as he fell, desperate for a last command. The fire was spreading and there was no time to waste. Galva reluctantly left his master to burn with the dead god and the greatest store of knowledge the world had ever known.
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Pain came as Danrik opened his eyes. A crowd of gaudily-dressed
 
+
dwarves danced and sang in celebration of their hero. It had been a
Racing through the corridors, Galva and Thadrian hurried to escape the crumbling tower. All of the undead guardians had fallen and only the goblins remained. These evil foes were just as eager to be clear of the falling tower and the dwarves followed the exodus as fast as they could.
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week since Danrik had fallen. His comrades slapped him on the
 +
shoulders. One brought him a chalice of wine. The dragon was dead.
 +
Every day since had been a celebration, but with the awakening of
 +
Danrik, the party had really begun.
 +
 +
The mighty warrior made his way out of the bedroom, supported by two
 +
lusty dwarf women. The masons were hard at work restoring the wall
 +
that the dead dragon had crashed through. The dwarf led Danrik to the
 +
courtyard.
 +
 +
"Speech!" cried the dwarves, "Speech!"
 +
 +
"Oh," said Danrik, "Well…"
 +
 +
A dark shape appeared in the gap between the walls, large and
 +
menacing. The dwarves grew silent as it cast its glowing red eyes on
 +
the dwarf hero.
 +
 +
"Yes," said the creature, "tell us how you slew the dragon, mighty
 +
dwarf, how you saved the day!"
  
Outside in the marshland, the goblins gathered to watch the tower sink into the muck. For many of them, Nadir's fortress had been home, all their lives. They didn't hinder Galva and Thadrian as they emerged from the secret exit.
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===(5 December 2009)===
  
“All that knowledge, wasted,” said Thadrian.
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“It was gained through evil,” said Galva, “and is therefore of no true value.
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Dwarf hero Danrik called for his battleaxe. A dwarven squire ran to
 
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him and put the weapon in his hand. The dwarf held the weapon high,
“Is that what Domon tells you?asked Thadrain.
+
but collapsed, steadying himself on the hilt. The demon laughed. It
 +
had congealed into the form of a man wearing a dark cloak, horns upon
 +
his head, a nightmare lord of the underworld.
 +
 +
“If this is the best you can you can do, you have clearly lost,said
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the demon lord. “You will bring me one maiden every season.”
  
“Look,” said a goblin, “the dark lord rises.”
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The nightmare lord looked over the cowering dwarves. He pointed at
 +
the gasping form of Danrik. “Start with that one’s sister.”
 +
 +
Danrik watched helplessly as Andra, his lovely sister, was brought to
 +
the demon’s side. The creature put its hand on her shoulder and the
 +
pair disappeared in a burst of blue flame. Danrik howled with rage.
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A squire ran up to him and bowed his head. “We will find Lady Andra,”
 +
said the boy. “You can count on it.”
  
===(28 September 2015)===
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“What is your name, youngster?” asked Danrik.
  
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“I am called Blackbeard,” said the boy.
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“A strong name for such a small body,” said the hero. “You can begin
 +
the quest by fetching a dragon tooth from the ruins of the wall. From
 +
it we will forge a mighty shank to drive into the heart of the demon
 +
lord.
  
“A dwarf?” asked Galva. “This is some kind of joke.”
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The squire smiled and bounded away into the rubble. It was the
 
+
beginning of a hard recovery. While the smiths worked in the forge to
Out of the smoking ruin stepped a wizened old dwarf. He waved to the heroes as he stepped around the standing pools of muck. The goblins stood at attention as the old dwarf approached. Thadrian looked at Galva and then back to the hated Nadir. They waited as the old dwarf picked his way toward them through the marsh. When he arrived, he was out of breath.
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create the ultimate knife, Blackbeard trained the hero to walk again.
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When Danrik was able to put his fist through solid rock walls, they
 +
knew they were ready. Danrik put the dragon dagger Gotter through his
 +
belt and stepped before the crowd.
  
“The Eternal Forge is no joke, friends,” wheezed the old dwarf. “Do you like the shape the dwarf gods chose for me?”
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“I go now to rescue Lady Andra from the pit,” said Danrik. “The road
 +
will be long and hard, to the fiery heart of the mountain and beyond,
 +
to the land of the dead. Who is with me?”
  
“They clearly have a sense of humor,” said Thadrian.
+
Blackbeard jumped up and down, raising his hand above the shoulders of
 +
those around him. Though it looked grim, a few brave adventurers step
 +
forward. It was not a question of whether they would reach the
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underworld, for they must reach it. They must reach Andra, and slay
 +
her captors, for all great tales end this way.
  
“Tell me, demon,” said Galva, “why I shouldn't just slay you a second time.”
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===(25 December 2010)===
  
“Because,” Nadir said with a wink, “I have your prize in my pocket.
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kkk""",.@P@,P.,""kkk"k
  
The dwarves watched with amazement as Nadir reached into his robes and withdrew a fist-sized glass ball. In it were the tiny bodies of Mathire and Atone, suspended in liquid.
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It is said that every great journey begins with a festival of
 +
drinking, but Danrik wasn’t in the mood. All he could think of was
 +
that evil spirit with his sister and his soul burned with rage. As
 +
the others celebrated their bravery, Danrik strolled up the trail
 +
toward Blood Mountain, kicking dirt clods as he went.
  
“Do they live?” asked Thadrian.
+
“You weren’t thinking of leaving without me were you?” It was Blackbeard.
  
“They sleep,” said Nadir, “but they may yet be awoken. You have but to do what I say.”
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“Of course not,” said Danrik, placing a hand on the boy’s shoulder.
 +
“Let those fools drink themselves silly. We have a fair maiden to
 +
save.”
  
===(30 October 2015)===
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Together, the two adventuring dwarves mounted their ponies and trotted
 +
off into the darkness. After a time the fires of the fortress
 +
disappeared behind the rolling wooded hills. It was not long before
 +
they left the land of the dwarves and entered into the depths of
 +
Haunted Forest. No one knew what kinds of wicked spirits dwelt there
 +
for few ever returned alive.
  
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“Why must we enter this dark place?” asked Blackbeard.
  
“There is a book,” said Nadir, “a codex that contains the last bit of knowledge I need to transcend this mortal plane.”
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“Blood Mountain lies on the other side of this forest,” said Danrik,
 +
“and nothing will stand between me and Andra. We rest here.”
  
“And if we retrieve this tome,said Galva, “you will let Mathire and Atone live?
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“Here?asked Blackbeard. “Surely you could have picked a less creepy place.
  
“It will be as if none of this ever happened,” said the wizard.
+
It was true. Danrik had picked a dreadful place to camp. Everywhere
 +
the night birds, eyes of the enemy, were watching them. The very
 +
trees seemed to reach out to grab them. Worst of all, they had laid
 +
their camp on a kobold burrow. Silently the creatures crawled from
 +
their holes, armed with bone knives, ready to cut the heart out of any
 +
poor fool.
  
“Where is it?” asked Thadrian.
+
“Did you hear that?” said Blackbeard.
  
“Good, good,” laughed Nadir. “It is in the dwarf fortress of course!”
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===(05 February 2012)===
  
The dwarves walked in silence as they left the Garum. Neither of them could really believe that Nadir had tricked them into doing his bidding. The wizard had given them his crown as proof that they had completed their quest. The evil one knew that the dwarf king couldn't refuse a request made by the heroes, and they would ask for the book.
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“Where is mighty Mathire?” asked the dwarven king.
+
Andra cried out as the grubby little goblin whipped her again. She
 +
was locked in some sort of dungeon. She couldn’t tell where for the
 +
strange rough-hewn black rock was unknown to her. She pulled at her
 +
chains again. One of them was loose. Let me at that horned villain,
 +
thought Andra, but this one will die first.
  
“He has passed on to the Eternal Forge,” said Galva. “He had only one request as he died. It was that we receive as a reward the Book of the Dead.”
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“Tell us, sister Andra,” said the goblin. “Does it hurt?
  
“That was a pointless and evil wish,” said the king. “The pages of that book contain an ancient wickedness. Mathire could be restored, but he would not be the same.
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The links of the chain exploded as the dwarf woman yanked with all her
 +
might. The broken chain slapped the goblin upside the head, killing
 +
it instantly. She undid her other hand and stole the goblin’s keys,
 +
escaping the dungeon, chain still attached.
  
“Nonetheless,” said Galva, “we have fulfilled our part of the bargain. We demand to have the book.
+
The view outside was terrifying. Pillars of fire rose up from lakes
 +
of burning magma. Andra found herself standing on the narrow ledge of
 +
a black pyramid at the center of the world. It seemed that she could
 +
never escape this perfect prison.
  
===(6 December 2015)===
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Pulling the chain tight, the solution was obvious. She would find the
 +
horned king and force him to take her back. Then she began to climb.
 +
The top was further than it looked. It seemed she had been climbing
 +
for days, maybe for weeks. Then she made the crest.
  
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The scene was ridiculous, for there was Danrik holding a shank to the
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demon lord’s belly while another dwarf was grappling him by the horns.
  
After a long silence, the king agreed to the heroes' demands. They would just have to see for themselves. The curse of the book was no joke. The king knew that the dead heroes would return as monsters. He explained as much to Galva, but it made no difference. The heroes would not be dissuaded. The king called on the scribe to retrieve the Book of the Dead from the forbidden library. Galva and Thadrian went with him as Nadir remained in the throne room, hiding amidst the petitioners.
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“I swear,” whined the demon. “I don’t know where she is! She must
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have escaped!”
  
“Are you absolutely sure you want to do this?asked the scribe.
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“Danrik!cried Andra.
  
“Mind thy own business,snapped Galva.
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Danrik lost his concentration for a second and the demon slapped
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Gotter out of the dwarf hero’s hand. Blackbeard nearly flew over the
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side of the pyramid as the demon bucked him off. The creature ducked
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just in time to save its life as Andra whipped the chain over its
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head.
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“The knife!cried Danrik. “It’s the only way to kill it!”
  
Once they were in the library, the scribe produced a key and opened the secret vault hidden in the wall. Galva was revolted when the book was revealed. It was a codex bound in dwarven skin. The pages were written in blood. Still, Galva mastered his fear and received the book when it was handed to him. Thadrian said nothing but clearly he was having second thoughts.
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===(18 February 2014)===
  
“Have you brought that which you promised me?” asked Nadir as the heroes returned.
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.\k,//@////+@+@&+\\\\\\\
  
The old dwarf's eyes lit up as Galva revealed the evil tome. Galva handed it over, but would not release his grip until he demanded once more that Nadir return his friends to life. The evil dwarf made the promise and snatched the book away. Without a moment's hesitation, he cracked the codex open and began to read aloud.
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As Andra scanned the slope of the pyramid, the demon took advantage of
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her lapse in concentration. It grabbed hold of the chain, still
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shackled to Andra's arm and pulled her to its chest with one mighty
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yank. Danrik cried out, but it was to late. The demon had Andra in
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its clutches.
  
===(20 December 2015)===
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"The dagger, Gotter," said the demon. "Give it to me and I will
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spare your sister's life."
  
(The beginning of a new story)
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"I'll give it to you alright," hissed Danrik.
  
|W+k|~~ssss
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Time seemed to drag on as Danrik faced down his adversary. He had
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full faith that Blackbeard had recovered the dagger and was rushing to
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