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"There was a typo in the siegers' campfire code. When the fires went out, so did the game." --[[Toady One]] | "There was a typo in the siegers' campfire code. When the fires went out, so did the game." --[[Toady One]] | ||
"Dwarven children kidnapped and incorporated into goblin society might sh... shave."<br> -- [[Toady One]] | "Dwarven children kidnapped and incorporated into goblin society might sh... shave."<br> -- [[Toady One]] | ||
− | + | You can't yet strangle people with the exposed guts, though I suppose that's now within reach. -- [[Toady One]] | |
"I had to leave just before I tested the dwarf with the boiling gold blood." -- [[Toady One|Toady the Great One]] | "I had to leave just before I tested the dwarf with the boiling gold blood." -- [[Toady One|Toady the Great One]] | ||
There was kind of a violent explosion of boiling human blood when I was testing a human vs a magma man in the arena... it was a little weird, but I guess that's okay. -- [[Toady One]] | There was kind of a violent explosion of boiling human blood when I was testing a human vs a magma man in the arena... it was a little weird, but I guess that's okay. -- [[Toady One]] | ||
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Giant rats are classic beings, of course. We also have large rats since it felt like there needed to be extra size gradations for ratdom. -- [[Toady One]] | Giant rats are classic beings, of course. We also have large rats since it felt like there needed to be extra size gradations for ratdom. -- [[Toady One]] | ||
The platypus has poisonous spurs, as in real life, which can cause painful swelling. Perhaps your fortress would benefit by allowing a platypus person adventurer to become a resident monster slayer? -- [[Toady One]] | The platypus has poisonous spurs, as in real life, which can cause painful swelling. Perhaps your fortress would benefit by allowing a platypus person adventurer to become a resident monster slayer? -- [[Toady One]] | ||
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The were-capybara is only one of the myriad lunatic monsters that terrorize the living. -- [[ThreeToe]] | The were-capybara is only one of the myriad lunatic monsters that terrorize the living. -- [[ThreeToe]] | ||
− | + | I want you to visualize the future. Toady and I are in the Bay 12 office somewhere in the woods west of Seattle. I, Threetoe, am poring over our notes, preparing for a presentation I'm giving in a couple days. Toady is slaving away at his computer, stopping every now and then to yell at [[Scamps]] after the little punk scratches his exposed elbow. -- [[ThreeToe]] | |
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I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny. | I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny. | ||
Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange mood|mysterious]] [[Dwarf Fortress|construction]]! | Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange mood|mysterious]] [[Dwarf Fortress|construction]]! | ||
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"Litast Idenudesh, baby, is throwing a tantrum! Inod Litastrilem, Mayor, has lost consciousness. Inod Litastrilem, Mayor, has bled to death." | "Litast Idenudesh, baby, is throwing a tantrum! Inod Litastrilem, Mayor, has lost consciousness. Inod Litastrilem, Mayor, has bled to death." | ||
{{bugl|416|cat=nocat}}: Rain kills everything it lands on | {{bugl|416|cat=nocat}}: Rain kills everything it lands on | ||
− | + | {{bugl|000780|cat=nocat}}: [adventure mode][crime] - town guard becomes a criminal after getting an adventurer's stolen weapon stuck in his body | |
"Udib Toblumaid, Axedwarf, cancels sparring in Barracks: too insane." Ben jamm1n | "Udib Toblumaid, Axedwarf, cancels sparring in Barracks: too insane." Ben jamm1n | ||
Kosoth Cilobonol, Bone Carver cancels Drink: Unconscious. | Kosoth Cilobonol, Bone Carver cancels Drink: Unconscious. | ||
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Each time a pile of wool becomes alive and attacks my dwarves I think it doesn't want to end as worn clothes. --TheCrazyHamsteR | Each time a pile of wool becomes alive and attacks my dwarves I think it doesn't want to end as worn clothes. --TheCrazyHamsteR | ||
Erith also gets kudos for killing a demon by eating it to death. --Loud Whispers | Erith also gets kudos for killing a demon by eating it to death. --Loud Whispers | ||
− | I (somehow) wield a marble coffin that I fill with the corpses of all I have slain (to make an already heavy object even heavier) in one hand, and the other holds a book made out of fucking platinum. The book can crush skulls, and the coffin grows ever stronger and now that | + | I (somehow) wield a marble coffin that I fill with the corpses of all I have slain (to make an already heavy object even heavier) in one hand, and the other holds a book made out out of fucking platinum. The book can crush skulls, and the coffin grows ever stronger and now that is has a few dead dragons in it, it sends people flying a mile backwards to explode in a pile of gore. Gore which I then place into the coffin. -- Wwolin |
Jump into a deep pit and let your body experience overwhelming kinetic energy. --TheCrazyHamsteR | Jump into a deep pit and let your body experience overwhelming kinetic energy. --TheCrazyHamsteR | ||
The Herbalist has become enraged!<br>Kadol Imushothil, Herbalist: "I got into an argument with Kol Kissrazors. I am so angry!" | The Herbalist has become enraged!<br>Kadol Imushothil, Herbalist: "I got into an argument with Kol Kissrazors. I am so angry!" | ||
Stozu Ägusnodub, Goblin Woodcutter (to Dang Kutsmobnozam, Goblin Diagnoser): "Not a half hour ago I attacked me." | Stozu Ägusnodub, Goblin Woodcutter (to Dang Kutsmobnozam, Goblin Diagnoser): "Not a half hour ago I attacked me." | ||
Some migrants have arrived, despite the danger. | Some migrants have arrived, despite the danger. | ||
− | "Mestthos Savotsazir, baby, has been | + | "Mestthos Savotsazir, baby, has been mising for weeks!" And the babysitter still got paid. |
My miner gets scared by a ghost, climbs a tree, the ghost cuts off his arm, he's stuck in the tree, my woodcutter cuts down the tree, and then my miner is crippled for the rest of his life. | My miner gets scared by a ghost, climbs a tree, the ghost cuts off his arm, he's stuck in the tree, my woodcutter cuts down the tree, and then my miner is crippled for the rest of his life. | ||
Guys seriously, no food in the library! I'm mainly talking to you Urist McDonothingbutdrinkmyboozeandeatmyfood! | Guys seriously, no food in the library! I'm mainly talking to you Urist McDonothingbutdrinkmyboozeandeatmyfood! | ||
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[Bug fix] Made gorlaks able to open doors, stopped desizing of their heads. | [Bug fix] Made gorlaks able to open doors, stopped desizing of their heads. | ||
{{bugl|4681|cat=nocat}}: A dwarf with a [[Strange mood|fell mood]] grabbed a ghost. It didn't get the required materials, so it grabbed another one. | {{bugl|4681|cat=nocat}}: A dwarf with a [[Strange mood|fell mood]] grabbed a ghost. It didn't get the required materials, so it grabbed another one. | ||
− | "You read Misconceptions About Reproduction."<br>The written portion consists of a 69 page manual entitled Misconceptions About Reproduction, authored by Lali Mobblazes.<br>It concerns the reproductive behavior of creatures. The writing is quite self-indulgent. Overall, the prose is not awful, but not very good either. | + | "You read Misconceptions About Reproduction."<br>The written portion consists of a 69 page manual entitled Misconceptions About Reproduction, authored by Lali Mobblazes.<br>It concerns the reproductive behavior of creatures. The writing is quite self-indulgent. Overall, the prose is not awful, but not very good either. --[https://youtu.be/OYnl4S10MTw?t=33m22s HUMAN ECHOES] |
My adventurer found a horse. I knew you couldn't ride horses so I decided to attack it for its meat. {The horse hoof strikes Ehil Casketfrgrance in the head, and the severed part sails off in arc!} | My adventurer found a horse. I knew you couldn't ride horses so I decided to attack it for its meat. {The horse hoof strikes Ehil Casketfrgrance in the head, and the severed part sails off in arc!} | ||
Acik Citudubmith, Werewarthog: I have improved my wrestling. That was very satisfying! (...) The speardwarf stabs the werewarthog in the neck with her ({bismuth bronze spear}) and the severed part sails off in an arc! ~instant karma | Acik Citudubmith, Werewarthog: I have improved my wrestling. That was very satisfying! (...) The speardwarf stabs the werewarthog in the neck with her ({bismuth bronze spear}) and the severed part sails off in an arc! ~instant karma | ||
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I wish there were tags to follow certain materials so I can mod in that thing from Stranger Things | I wish there were tags to follow certain materials so I can mod in that thing from Stranger Things | ||
{{bugl|10350|cat=nocat}}: Horses have objects of worship | {{bugl|10350|cat=nocat}}: Horses have objects of worship | ||
− | Meanwhile, bugs used as melee weapons sustain no wear at all, having tested this by using a live slug to punch a dwarf in the stomach long enough to make him explode. [ | + | Meanwhile, bugs used as melee weapons sustain no wear at all, having tested this by using a live slug to punch a dwarf in the stomach long enough to make him explode. [http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/mantisbt/view.php?id=9920 - Bug Report #0009920] |
{{bugl|8779|cat=nocat}}: Adventurer encounters naked, mute, hostile dwarven expedition leader | {{bugl|8779|cat=nocat}}: Adventurer encounters naked, mute, hostile dwarven expedition leader | ||
{{bugl|10485|cat=nocat}}: Dwarf recruit insane for 33 years standing around in the wilderness, formed friendship after insanity | {{bugl|10485|cat=nocat}}: Dwarf recruit insane for 33 years standing around in the wilderness, formed friendship after insanity | ||
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"Dude, anything's possible with enough work, time, and lots of alcohol." -Dummy rambling about multiplayer. | "Dude, anything's possible with enough work, time, and lots of alcohol." -Dummy rambling about multiplayer. | ||
"The saddest part about this game is that it was always inevitable." -Some Nerd | "The saddest part about this game is that it was always inevitable." -Some Nerd | ||
+ | I saw today's quote of the day, but I have a chrome extension that changes "space" to "spaaaaace," so it said "flinging dwarves into spaaaaace." | ||
You attack the Obese Dwarven Child in the lower body with your *Iron War Hammer* but the attack glances away! <br>Obese Dwarven Child: I feel so good! | You attack the Obese Dwarven Child in the lower body with your *Iron War Hammer* but the attack glances away! <br>Obese Dwarven Child: I feel so good! | ||
− | + | I decided that each dwarf should have its own bedroom, complete with a chair, table, bed, door, and engraving. All the bedrooms are consolidated into 4–block groups. I regret. | |
+ | Bob McSpearman: Death is all around us. The horror... Bob McSpearman: I have improved my spear. That was very satisfying! | ||
Reg Abiriton enjoys carving buckets. He has carved an image of a bucket in hematite, an image of two buckets in obsidian, and an image of three buckets in sulphur. | Reg Abiriton enjoys carving buckets. He has carved an image of a bucket in hematite, an image of two buckets in obsidian, and an image of three buckets in sulphur. | ||
− | Segfaults in under 1min. Extermination of Gencesh Anurlem the law-giver prevents it. The mad lad is wearing gabbro blocks x3, sweet pods [4], rotten creepy crawler remains, dimple cups [7] and an exceptional iron pipe section (may vary). [ | + | Segfaults in under 1min. Extermination of Gencesh Anurlem the law-giver prevents it. The mad lad is wearing gabbro blocks x3, sweet pods [4], rotten creepy crawler remains, dimple cups [7] and an exceptional iron pipe section (may vary). [http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/mantisbt/view.php?id=10499 - Bug Report #0010499] |
The Wereass Lara Rifayivu Enefilece has come! A Large ass twisted into humanoid form. It is crazed for blood and flesh. Its eyes glow mahogany. Its brown hair is unkempt. Now you will know why you fear the night. | The Wereass Lara Rifayivu Enefilece has come! A Large ass twisted into humanoid form. It is crazed for blood and flesh. Its eyes glow mahogany. Its brown hair is unkempt. Now you will know why you fear the night. | ||
"[…] The dwarf 'Pasal' Hatchedbody led the attack, and the defenders were led by a troll. […] The dwarf 'Pasal' Hatchedbody outmatched a troll with a cunning plan." | "[…] The dwarf 'Pasal' Hatchedbody led the attack, and the defenders were led by a troll. […] The dwarf 'Pasal' Hatchedbody outmatched a troll with a cunning plan." | ||
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I had a number of long-term residents, but then a visiting poet turned into a werepanther and ate everybody. Such is life. | I had a number of long-term residents, but then a visiting poet turned into a werepanther and ate everybody. Such is life. | ||
Embark with 3000 units of meat. ―{{bugl|4592}} | Embark with 3000 units of meat. ―{{bugl|4592}} | ||
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