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Bob, Swordsman: Join me on my adventures! Joe, Mayor: I'd rather not. Joe, Mayor has bled to death. | Bob, Swordsman: Join me on my adventures! Joe, Mayor: I'd rather not. Joe, Mayor has bled to death. | ||
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"Okay, there are dwarves walking around, though it's next to the wagon with the equipment that immediately explodes into clouds of boiling bronze while the dwarves flash between the dwarf and bar symbol wearing no-material clothes, but there are dwarves walking around." - [[Toady One]] | "Okay, there are dwarves walking around, though it's next to the wagon with the equipment that immediately explodes into clouds of boiling bronze while the dwarves flash between the dwarf and bar symbol wearing no-material clothes, but there are dwarves walking around." - [[Toady One]] | ||
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I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny. | I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny. | ||
− | "This is why artificial intelligences won't be taking over the world within the next ten years or so: NORMAL people don't have to be TOLD not to milk a cow that's on fire!" -Sowelu | + | "This is why artificial intelligences won't be taking over the world within the next ten years or so: NORMAL people don't have to be TOLD not to milk a cow that's on fire!" - [[Sowelu ]] |
Fun fact: Ditching the starting anvil for a shit ton of logs makes for a strong early defense by way of a palisade... | Fun fact: Ditching the starting anvil for a shit ton of logs makes for a strong early defense by way of a palisade... | ||
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Beware of the Elephant's greatest evolutionary trait: [[Talk:Elephant#Stealth_Elephants|Stealth]]. | Beware of the Elephant's greatest evolutionary trait: [[Talk:Elephant#Stealth_Elephants|Stealth]]. | ||
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Let us never forget the last words of Inod the Stoker, [[Fortress_Paintrag#1056|"Aaah! Gorillas!"]] | Let us never forget the last words of Inod the Stoker, [[Fortress_Paintrag#1056|"Aaah! Gorillas!"]] | ||
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"Didn't you read the manual? He he he he... the manual... ..."<br>-[[Toady One]] | "Didn't you read the manual? He he he he... the manual... ..."<br>-[[Toady One]] | ||
− | "Dwarves are strange creatures who balance out at "happy" because on one hand their wife was eaten by elephants and on the other they just ate in a REALLY NICE dining room."<br>- | + | "Dwarves are strange creatures who balance out at "happy" because on one hand their wife was eaten by elephants and on the other they just ate in a REALLY NICE dining room."<br>-[[shadow_archmagi]] |
Here we have a link to amusing quotes and important advice in the [[Main Page/Quote Archive|Quote Archive]], all of which are more important and/or funny than this one. | Here we have a link to amusing quotes and important advice in the [[Main Page/Quote Archive|Quote Archive]], all of which are more important and/or funny than this one. | ||
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"Ironically enough, tossing coins is among one of the most effective forms of combat." | "Ironically enough, tossing coins is among one of the most effective forms of combat." | ||
− | The violence, aggression, pain, madness, | + | The violence, aggression, pain, madness, sadness of the ASCII characters never ceases to amaze me... |
M.C. Hammerer. | M.C. Hammerer. | ||
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"Look, there are roving clumps of sentient lava outside, and the only surviving dwarf is a noble who has mandated the construction of crowns and clear glass items to the empty halls. This isn't going to get better." | "Look, there are roving clumps of sentient lava outside, and the only surviving dwarf is a noble who has mandated the construction of crowns and clear glass items to the empty halls. This isn't going to get better." | ||
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+ | "If I remembered what the &%^#*@! lever did, I'd pull it! <...pulls lever anyway...>" | ||
"Hey, what does that flashing red and orange text mean? What? Why is there smoke everywhere? Oh god, are those BABIES on fire?" | "Hey, what does that flashing red and orange text mean? What? Why is there smoke everywhere? Oh god, are those BABIES on fire?" | ||
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"While investigating the disappearance of Hammerlord Bembul Zirilkskal, I found a Rhesus Macaque corpse next to the river, and then I found Shukarthocit "Tallspikes" a Golden war hammer next to a carp that looked very pleased with itself." | "While investigating the disappearance of Hammerlord Bembul Zirilkskal, I found a Rhesus Macaque corpse next to the river, and then I found Shukarthocit "Tallspikes" a Golden war hammer next to a carp that looked very pleased with itself." | ||
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[[Category:Humor and stories]] | [[Category:Humor and stories]] | ||
[[Category:Wiki]] | [[Category:Wiki]] | ||
− | <!-- WAIT A MOMENT! Don't | + | <!-- WAIT A MOMENT! Don't at another quote here. Look at the title! This is the archive. It's nothing but old stuff. Instead, add your quote to this page: http://www.dwarffortresswiki.net/index.php/Main_Page/Quote --!> |