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And this is where it gets fun. Lolor gets knocked over but bites the gobbo on the toe. And rips it off. That gobbo runs for it. He doesn't make it. An axeman gets in a shot to the left arm, tearing muscle and bruising bone, but that barely slows Lolor down. He's back on the ground though. He leaps up and punches the axeman in both hands, one two, and shatters both his hands!  The axeman makes a run for it. Lolor and the dog chase him to the edge of the screen. He hits the gobbo with a shot with his crossbow then, finally, as if getting bored, whips out his steel axe and finishes him off.  
 
And this is where it gets fun. Lolor gets knocked over but bites the gobbo on the toe. And rips it off. That gobbo runs for it. He doesn't make it. An axeman gets in a shot to the left arm, tearing muscle and bruising bone, but that barely slows Lolor down. He's back on the ground though. He leaps up and punches the axeman in both hands, one two, and shatters both his hands!  The axeman makes a run for it. Lolor and the dog chase him to the edge of the screen. He hits the gobbo with a shot with his crossbow then, finally, as if getting bored, whips out his steel axe and finishes him off.  
  
There was a gobbo crossbow squad around, too. I know this because they shoot at the poor kitten. Then they see Lolor deal with the melee squad '''by himself''' and they high tail it out of there. Wow. This fortress, it is not like others. Some dorfy god is surely smiling on it. I mean, I have seen similar situations before. They turned out much as you would expect them to. Dead militia dorf, dead dogs, dead kitten, dead animal handler. The kitten has a broken leg. The animal handler might have peed himself. Lolor has a nasty cut. I may have to unforbid soap, oh no.
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There was a gobbo crossbow squad around, too. I know this because they shoot at the poor kitten. Then they see Lolor deal with the melee squad '''by himself''' and they high tail it out of there. Wow. This fortress, it is not like others. Some dorfy god is surely smiling on it. I mean, I have seen similar situations before. They turned out much as you would expect them to. Dead militia dorf, dead dogs, dead kitten, dead animal handler. The kitten has a broken leg. The animal handler might have peed himself. Lolor has a nasty cut. I may have to unforbid soap, oh no.  
 
 
Haha, the dread crossbow squad did not run off, they made a run for my bridge instead. And almost snuck in while I wasn't looking, but they were too slow. With an alert on, I had plenty of civilians right there by the levers, waiting to pull them. Both bridges retracted, dropping half the gobbos into the outer trash courtyard, where they make a run for the cage trap filled hall. One falls inside the inner courtyard, one is trapped on the wall. All quickly perish, or are caged.
 
  
 
===The Pathetic Siege===
 
===The Pathetic Siege===

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