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Hey.. is it natural for your dwarves to make a pile of 339 stones on one tile?

Ohh and my cats keep trying to stockpile something but its too injured...

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-== Adventurer Mode: ==
+Hey.. is it natural for your dwarves to make a pile of 339 stones on one tile?
-Been playing adventurer mode for a bit and I diecided that I should start writing down all the odd things that have happened to me and my loyal band of Elves (no one else wants to be in my group...)
+Ohh and my cats keep trying to stockpile something but its too injured...
-Today while I was returning to the capital I ran into a very unlucky pack of Wolves. Especially this first one.
-You bash the Wolf in the head with your Iron Mace!
-It is broken!
-The Wolf has been stunned!
-The Wolf's brain is broken!
-The Wolf falls over.
-The Wolf vomits.
-The Wolf misses you!
-You counterstrike!
-You bash the Wolf in the lower body with your Iron Mace!
-It explodes in gore!
-The Wolf is propelled away by the force of the blow!
-The Wolf slams into an obstacle!
-The Wolf is struck down.
-Yeah it really sucked to be that Wolf. (also the Wolf vomited but managed to missed me... so was it trying to shoot me with it's vomit?)
-'''Wolf Exploding'''
-It seems that there are only a few creatures in my world to fight. Wolves are nearly the only creature to appear and attack me! Ohh well it makes a fun sport, Wolf Exploding it's the next big thing!
-You bash the Wolf in the head with your Iron Mace!
-It is smashed into the body, an recognizable mass!
-The Wolf is propelled away by the force of the blow!
-The Wolf slams into an obstacle!
-The lower body is battered!
-The left front leg is battered!
-The lower body is mangled!
-The left rear leg is battered!
-The left front leg is mangled!
-The lower body explodes in gore!
-The right front leg is mangled!
-The left rear leg is mangled!
-The lower body explodes in gore!
-The upper body is battered!
-The left rear leg is mangled!
-The Wolf is struck down.
-No shit!!!
-Now this happened quite randomly to me but the wierdest thing is that the Wolf attacked me when it was dead... now believe me I'am not making any of this up.
-You bash the Wolf in the upper body with your Iron Mace!
-It collapses into a lump of gore!
-The Wolf is propelled away by the force of the blow!
-The Wolf slams into an obstacle!
-The left rear leg is bruised!
-The left rear leg is battered!
-The left rear leg is broken!
-The upper body collapses into a lump of gore!
-The head is smashed into an unrecognizable mass!
-The left front leg is bruised!
-The lower body is bruised!
-The head is smashed into the body an unrecognizable mass!
-The Wolf has been struck down.
-The Wolf falls over.
-The Wolf misses You!
-You counterstrike!
-You bash the Wolf in the lower body with your Iron Mace!
-It is battered!
-The Wolf's pancreas has been bruised!
-The Wolf's left kidney has been badly bruised!
-Ahhh undead Wolf!!! (Don't worry I vanquished the beast... It doesn't have a head any more and I think it flew of a cliff just to make sure!)

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