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(In my experience, most people find most of the quotes I remove simply not funny. If the majority disagrees, let it speak! I'm not trying to be unhelpful.) |
(New quote taken from paraphrasing Losing#Siege) |
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| − | {{Choose|c={{#if: {{{1|}}}|{{rand| | + | {{Choose|c={{#if: {{{1|}}}|{{rand|54}}|{{#expr: ({{rand2|10}}+44)}} }} |
|<!--1-->I think I'll stick to drowning dwarves and cooking puppies. | |<!--1-->I think I'll stick to drowning dwarves and cooking puppies. | ||
|<!--2-->Toady has created a masterpiece! | |<!--2-->Toady has created a masterpiece! | ||
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|<!--52-->"The numerous steel bars and fortifications I had installed to prevent river denizens entering my water supply turned out to be completely unnecessary as the snakemen found the entrance to be rather... deeper... than they had expected. Dwarves began complaining about bits of snake in the well soon after." | |<!--52-->"The numerous steel bars and fortifications I had installed to prevent river denizens entering my water supply turned out to be completely unnecessary as the snakemen found the entrance to be rather... deeper... than they had expected. Dwarves began complaining about bits of snake in the well soon after." | ||
|<!--53-->"Udib Toblumaid, Axedwarf, cancels sparring in Barracks: too insane." [[User:Ben jamm1n|Ben jamm1n]] | |<!--53-->"Udib Toblumaid, Axedwarf, cancels sparring in Barracks: too insane." [[User:Ben jamm1n|Ben jamm1n]] | ||
| + | |<!--54-->You'd think that complete lockdown is a good solution to a [[siege]], but although a dwarven fortress may appear self-contained and fully functional, your dwarves have nothing to do but get [[mood]]y, lash out at a world which doesn't understand their needs, get [[hammerer|hammered]], throw funeral receptions, conduct grief counseling sessions, and perform the occasional keg stand. | ||
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| + | In short, the [[Invader|attacking army]] can simply wait until your dwarves emo themselves to death. | ||
}}<!--WARNING:EQUALS SIGNS BREAK THINGS | }}<!--WARNING:EQUALS SIGNS BREAK THINGS | ||
NOTICE: If you are editing this and you have not read the instructions on the talk page, your quote will probably not appear.--><noinclude>[[Category:Humor and stories]]</noinclude> | NOTICE: If you are editing this and you have not read the instructions on the talk page, your quote will probably not appear.--><noinclude>[[Category:Humor and stories]]</noinclude> | ||