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(In my experience, most people find most of the quotes I remove simply not funny. If the majority disagrees, let it speak! I'm not trying to be unhelpful.)
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|<!--1-->I think I'll stick to drowning dwarves and cooking puppies.
 
|<!--1-->I think I'll stick to drowning dwarves and cooking puppies.
 
|<!--2-->Toady has created a masterpiece!
 
|<!--2-->Toady has created a masterpiece!
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|<!--44-->''Belbezevost Närangagak Äkig:''<br>Goatsects the Raw Red Anus of Stretching
 
|<!--44-->''Belbezevost Närangagak Äkig:''<br>Goatsects the Raw Red Anus of Stretching
 
|<!--45-->"It's never 'just a game' when you're losing."<br>--George Carlin (if he played Dwarf Fortress)
 
|<!--45-->"It's never 'just a game' when you're losing."<br>--George Carlin (if he played Dwarf Fortress)
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|<!--46-->It would be incredibly difficult and probably wouldn't work... In other words, it's absolutely Dwarven!
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|<!--46-->Not that building a bridge out of soap makes much sense to begin with anyway.
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|<!--47-->Not that building a bridge out of soap makes much sense to begin with anyway.
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|<!--47-->Note that while you cannot milk larger animals yourself, civilizations can still milk animals "off screen" for your benefit.
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|<!--48-->Mill their bones to make some bread.
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|<!--48-->Tosid Idenarzes likes tentacle demons for their corrupt intentions.  "There!  Now we've covered all of the seven deadly sins."
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|<!--49-->I can't say what happened at Site 76. Ask the government. --[[Toady One]]
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|<!--49-->"Hey, you know all those trap components in Fortress mode? You can wield them in Adventurer Mode.  I'm DRILLING THE SHIT out of SKELETONS AND ZOMBIES."<br />"You can wield anything in adventurer mode."<br />"I CANNOT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ME DRILLING HOLES IN ELVES!"
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|<!--50-->"After I finished the last quest he had for me, he told me 'When you wake up in the morning, go with Bengel Trustbite the Feral Armors.' So now I'm carrying around the body as a backup throwing weapon." - [[Demonic Gophers]]
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|<!--50-->"Litast Idenudesh, baby, is throwing a tantrum!  Inod Litastrilem, Mayor, has lost consciousness.  Inod Litastrilem, Mayor, has bled to death."
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|<!--51-->"The wolf's nose has been pierced!"
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|<!--51-->"Known bug #780:  Town guard becomes a criminal after getting an adventurer's stolen weapon stuck in his body."
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|<!--52-->"Domesticating Giant Cave Spiders? Ha ha. Aha haha ha ha. No." --[[User:Idiom|Idiom]]
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|<!--52-->"The numerous steel bars and fortifications I had installed to prevent river denizens entering my water supply turned out to be completely unnecessary as the snakemen found the entrance to be rather... deeper... than they had expected. Dwarves began complaining about bits of snake in the well soon after."
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|<!--53-->I mean, how dangerous can an elephant be, anyway?
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|<!--53-->"Udib Toblumaid, Axedwarf, cancels sparring in Barracks: too insane." [[User:Ben jamm1n|Ben jamm1n]]
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|<!--54-->Beware of the Elephant's greatest evolutionary trait: [http://archive.dwarffortresswiki.net/index.php/Talk:Elephant#Stealth_Elephants Stealth].
 
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|<!--55-->Wolf cancels Breathe: Interrupted by ≡Ash Bolt≡.
 
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|<!--56-->There's no wrong way to eat a [[Rhesus macaque|Rhesus]].
 
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|<!--57-->"I started my fortress in preparation for the goblin invasion. To my dismay, they arrived instead with a trade caravan and a friendly wave. I'm thoroughly disappointed in their lack of genocide." --[[User:Idiom|Idiom]]
 
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|<!--58-->Tobul Dumatfath, Fisherdwarf cancels Fish: Interrupted by [[carp]].
 
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|<!--59-->Known bug #1000: Liaison with missing foot brings a new sock and shoe every time, dropping them at the map edge.
 
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|<!--60-->Note that while you cannot milk larger animals yourself, civilizations can still milk animals "off screen" for your benefit.
 
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|<!--61-->"Oh, you worship Id Taughtletter The Age of Forever?  Ha!  I killed her last year!  Small world!" --Dadamh
 
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|<!--62-->Tosid Idenarzes likes tentacle demons for their corrupt intentions.  "There!  Now we've covered all of the seven deadly sins."
 
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|<!--63-->"So they'd be shooting things, and suddenly they'd go STOP! HAMMERTIME!"
 
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|<!--64-->There are 5 articles in category "Lore" :Armok, Cave adaptation, Elephant, Philosopher and Vomit.
 
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|<!--65-->"Hey, you know all those trap components in Fortress mode? You can wield them in Adventurer Mode.  I'm DRILLING THE SHIT out of SKELETONS AND ZOMBIES."<br />"You can wield anything in adventurer mode."<br />"I CANNOT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ME DRILLING HOLES IN ELVES!"
 
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|<!--66-->"Litast Idenudesh, baby, is throwing a tantrum!  Inod Litastrilem, Mayor, has lost consciousness.  Inod Litastrilem, Mayor, has bled to death."
 
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|<!--67-->"Known bug #780:  Town guard becomes a criminal after getting an adventurer's stolen weapon stuck in his body."
 
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|<!--68-->"I have a dwarf who likes wizards for their wonderful beards. Personally I like them for their pointy hats." --[[User:Diabl0658]]
 
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|<!--69-->"Because you can't make beer out of cats. Yet. " --[[User:RomeoFalling]]
 
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|<!--70-->"The numerous steel bars and fortifications I had installed to prevent river denizens entering my water supply turned out to be completely unnecessary as the snakemen found the entrance to be rather... deeper... than they had expected. Dwarves began complaining about bits of snake in the well soon after."
 
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|<!--71-->"Udib Toblumaid, Axedwarf, cancels sparring in Barracks: too insane." [[User:Ben jamm1n|Ben jamm1n]]
 
 
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NOTICE: If you are  editing this and you have not read the instructions on the talk page, your quote will probably not appear.--><noinclude>[[Category:Humor and stories]]</noinclude>
 
NOTICE: If you are  editing this and you have not read the instructions on the talk page, your quote will probably not appear.--><noinclude>[[Category:Humor and stories]]</noinclude>

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