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-So I was running a learning fortress and so, having discovered my 1st cavern I discovered that it contained a "downwards passage"
-Distracting the trogs in the 1st cavern with one of my miners, I set off down the passage with my other miner,
-leaving a few stone fall traps behind to guard the way. The passage led to a second cavern(I assume they all do that)
- which contained 3 Blind cave ogres which given their pathing abilities quickly found their way up and past the trog deactivated stone fall traps,
- where they quickly destroyed the irrigation system causing the river to be redirected through the fortress and into the caverns below, fun ensued
-(I only regret that evaporation prevents it from drowning all the monsters in side the now sealed fortress)
-At this point a few dwarves had escaped outside and sealed the entrance.Reinforced by some migrants I decide to dig for more caverns till
-everyone died. So we found some caverns and a magma sea... and hell. So urist mcminer broke into hell and HFS came streaming out.
-When they reached the surface urist mcpeasant saw them and immediately became possesed before explodeing in a ball of flame
-As the dwarves retreated before the wall or fire and death, Elven merchants showed up and were quickly burnt to death(as is right and good)
-but not before unicorns came to their aid. most of those burnt to death before the demons could get them as well, except one he escaped with
-a burnt tail which somehow ignited all his fat(like a candle) leaving otherwise unscathed.
-The last surviving remnants of proud dwarfishness were a tame horse left entirely unscathed, protected by the water quickly flooding the world
-and Urist mcwoodcutter who despite being surrounded by demons and in the centre of a raging forest fire, slowly melted to death
-RIP LoverCrafted

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