Template:Urist asks

	Urist asks...	Why wasn't a question provided for this template?
Excellent question, Urist! I have no clue; why don't you ask the person who added this template to the page you're viewing? Even better, complete the template by including a relevant question and answer!

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	Urist asks...	Where is the table of contents?
Excellent question, Urist! The table of contents is right here:

	Urist asks...	What is this template for?
Excellent question, Urist! This template is intended for simple questions and answers, like this one.

	Urist asks...	How do I use this template?
Excellent question, Urist! To use this template, you need to add it to an article. Click the "edit" link of the appropriate article or section, and add the following text where you want to use this template: {{Urist asks|q=Question|a=Answer}} * Replace "Question" with your question and "Answer" with your answer. That text would produce something that looks like this: Urist asks... Question Answer

D for Dwarf

	Urist asks...	How do I mark a question as "D for Dwarf"?
Excellent question, Urist! To mark a question as "D for Dwarf" (often used for humorous answers), add "dfd=yes" before the question, like this: {{Urist asks|dfd=yes|q=Question|a=Answer}} This produces: Urist asks... Question D Answer Urist asks... How do I keep the question from being added to the category? Excellent question, Urist! Replacing "dfd" with "dfdx" will prevent inclusion in the D for Dwarf category (useful for examples like these).

History

	Urist asks...	Who is Urist? D
Excellent question, Urist! Urist is a common dwarf name and is often the subject of jokes e.g.: Urist McReader begins a conversation with Urist McEditor. Urist McReader asks Urist McEditor to clarify something. Urist McReader asks Urist McEditor to clarify something else. Urist McEditor seems to be rapidly losing patience. Urist McReader asks Urist McEditor to clarify something else. Urist McEditor is not going to take much more of this. Urist McReader asks Urist McEditor to clarify something else. Urist McEditor is unwilling to answer any more questions. Urist McReader is throwing a tantrum! Urist McReader leaves a nasty message on the McEditor's talk page, bruising the muscle! McEditor has become enraged! Urist McEditor uses a ☼Urist Asks template☼ to answer a question! The spinning ☼Urist Asks template☼ strikes the McReader in the lower back, chipping the bone! A sensory nerve has been severed! The McReader is having trouble breathing!