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Goblin Christmas is the wonderful time of year when a vile force of darkness arrives. All the good little dwarves stay underground while Goblin Claus leaves his treats in the trap-lined entrance to the fortress.
Don't be like the bad dwarves, who peek at their presents too early. Bad things happen to those dwarves.