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|<!--1-->I think I'll stick to drowning dwarves and cooking puppies.
 
|<!--1-->I think I'll stick to drowning dwarves and cooking puppies.
 
|<!--2-->Toady has created a masterpiece!
 
|<!--2-->Toady has created a masterpiece!
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|<!--47-->Note that while you cannot milk larger animals yourself, civilizations can still milk animals "off screen" for your benefit.
 
|<!--47-->Note that while you cannot milk larger animals yourself, civilizations can still milk animals "off screen" for your benefit.
 
|<!--48-->Tosid Idenarzes likes tentacle demons for their corrupt intentions.  "There!  Now we've covered all of the seven deadly sins."
 
|<!--48-->Tosid Idenarzes likes tentacle demons for their corrupt intentions.  "There!  Now we've covered all of the seven deadly sins."
|<!--49-->"Hey, you know all those trap components in Fortress mode? You can wield them in Adventurer Mode.  I'm DRILLING THE SHIT out of SKELETONS AND ZOMBIES."<br />"You can wield anything in adventurer mode."<br />"I CANNOT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ME DRILLING HOLES IN ELVES!"
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|<!--49-->"Litast Idenudesh, baby, is throwing a tantrum!  Inod Litastrilem, Mayor, has lost consciousness.  Inod Litastrilem, Mayor, has bled to death."
|<!--50-->"Litast Idenudesh, baby, is throwing a tantrum!  Inod Litastrilem, Mayor, has lost consciousness.  Inod Litastrilem, Mayor, has bled to death."
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|<!--50-->"Known bug #780:  Town guard becomes a criminal after getting an adventurer's stolen weapon stuck in his body."
|<!--51-->"Known bug #780:  Town guard becomes a criminal after getting an adventurer's stolen weapon stuck in his body."
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|<!--51-->"Udib Toblumaid, Axedwarf, cancels sparring in Barracks: too insane." [[User:Ben jamm1n|Ben jamm1n]]
|<!--52-->"The numerous steel bars and fortifications I had installed to prevent river denizens entering my water supply turned out to be completely unnecessary as the snakemen found the entrance to be rather... deeper... than they had expected. Dwarves began complaining about bits of snake in the well soon after."
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|<!--52-->Kosoth Cilobonol, Bone Carver cancels Drink: Unconscious.
|<!--53-->"Udib Toblumaid, Axedwarf, cancels sparring in Barracks: too insane." [[User:Ben jamm1n|Ben jamm1n]]
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|<!--53-->Sizir the Snail of Bait is a deity of The Fresh Towers.  Sizir most often takes the form of a female dwarf and is associated with jealousy.
|<!--54-->You'd think that complete lockdown is a good solution to a [[siege]], but although a dwarven fortress may appear self-contained and fully functional, your dwarves have nothing to do but get [[mood]]y, lash out at a world which doesn't understand their needs, get [[hammerer|hammered]], throw funeral receptions, conduct grief counseling sessions, and perform the occasional keg stand.
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|<!--54-->Sibrek Tanbim likes Limestone, Tin, Smoky Quartz, the color crimson, bolts, scepters, anvils, and rock blocks for their lack of quality levels.}}<!--WARNING:EQUALS SIGNS BREAK THINGS
 
 
In short, the [[Invader|attacking army]] can simply wait until your dwarves emo themselves to death.
 
|<!--55-->Kosoth Cilobonol, Bone Carver cancels Drink: Unconscious.
 
|<!--56-->Engraved on the wall is a masterfully designed image of a dwarf engraving a wall. The engraving is a dwarf engraving a wall. The engraving is a dwarf engraving a wall. The engraving is a dwarf engraving on a wall. The engraving is a dwarf engraving on a wall. The engraving is a dwarf mining out a wall.
 
|<!--57-->Sizir the Snail of Bait is a deity of The Fresh Towers.  Sizir most often takes the form of a female dwarf and is associated with jealousy.
 
|<!--58-->Sibrek Tanbim likes Limestone, Tin, Smoky Quartz, the color crimson, bolts, scepters, anvils, and rock blocks for their lack of quality levels.}}<!--WARNING:EQUALS SIGNS BREAK THINGS
 
 
NOTICE: If you are  editing this and you have not read the instructions on the talk page, your quote will probably not appear.--><noinclude>[[Category:Humor and stories]]</noinclude>
 
NOTICE: If you are  editing this and you have not read the instructions on the talk page, your quote will probably not appear.--><noinclude>[[Category:Humor and stories]]</noinclude>

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