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|<!--1-->I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny.
 
|<!--1-->I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny.
 
|<!--2-->Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange_mood|mysterious]] construction!
 
|<!--2-->Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange_mood|mysterious]] construction!
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|<!--59-->[16:08] <[[User:Squeegy|Snowden]]> the merchants won't leave because I killed their guys<br>[16:08] <[[User:Squeegy|Snowden]]> and I can't lock them in and drown them because there's shoes on the floodgate
 
|<!--59-->[16:08] <[[User:Squeegy|Snowden]]> the merchants won't leave because I killed their guys<br>[16:08] <[[User:Squeegy|Snowden]]> and I can't lock them in and drown them because there's shoes on the floodgate
 
|<!--60--><BBB>Hm, the only dwarf who bothered helping my crippled mayor is my legendary bonecarver.<br><BBB>Hm, fuck. He's not dragging him towards his bed.<br><Nikov>"Oh, is that thing slowing you down? I could make you a nice walking stick out of it..."
 
|<!--60--><BBB>Hm, the only dwarf who bothered helping my crippled mayor is my legendary bonecarver.<br><BBB>Hm, fuck. He's not dragging him towards his bed.<br><Nikov>"Oh, is that thing slowing you down? I could make you a nice walking stick out of it..."
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|<!--61--><Momaw>Dwarf politics: make sure that everybody knows you, or else the god-emperor of the fortress will make you vanish if you become inconvenient.
 
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NOTICE: If you are  editing this and you have not read the instructions on the talk page, your quote will probably not appear.--><noinclude>[[Category:Humor and stories]]</noinclude>
 
NOTICE: If you are  editing this and you have not read the instructions on the talk page, your quote will probably not appear.--><noinclude>[[Category:Humor and stories]]</noinclude>

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