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|<!--1-->I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny.
 
|<!--1-->I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny.
 
|<!--2-->Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange_mood|mysterious]] construction!
 
|<!--2-->Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange_mood|mysterious]] construction!
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|<!--69-->"Since the Elves said they won't let me cut down any trees, I bought 50 of their logs instead."
 
|<!--69-->"Since the Elves said they won't let me cut down any trees, I bought 50 of their logs instead."
 
|<!--70-->"I swear to god once I saw a dwarf who was labeled as being Stong, Very Agile, Very Tough... and ''Clean''. But it was probably just a bad dream."
 
|<!--70-->"I swear to god once I saw a dwarf who was labeled as being Stong, Very Agile, Very Tough... and ''Clean''. But it was probably just a bad dream."
|<!--71-->Do not make a trading race that breathes fire.<br/><br/>I REPEAT, DON'T!! EVER!! --Kelbin
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|<!--71-->Do not make a trading race that breathes fire.<br/><br/>I REPEAT, DON'T!! EVER!!  
 
|<!--72-->Look, there are roving clumps of sentient lava outside, and the only surviving dwarf is a noble who has mandated the construction of crowns and clear glass items to the empty halls.  This isn't going to get better.
 
|<!--72-->Look, there are roving clumps of sentient lava outside, and the only surviving dwarf is a noble who has mandated the construction of crowns and clear glass items to the empty halls.  This isn't going to get better.
 
|<!--73-->If I ''remembered'' what the &%^#*@! lever did, I'd ''pull'' it! <...pulls lever.>
 
|<!--73-->If I ''remembered'' what the &%^#*@! lever did, I'd ''pull'' it! <...pulls lever.>
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|<!--75-->There's one thing a dwarf needs, and that's stones.  And alcohol... and magma... but mainly stones.
 
|<!--75-->There's one thing a dwarf needs, and that's stones.  And alcohol... and magma... but mainly stones.
 
|<!--76-->It worries me that dwarven women don't go on maternity leave. Seeing a soldier give birth while sparring is the second scariest thing I've seen in the game. The first was when she picked the child up and continued fighting.
 
|<!--76-->It worries me that dwarven women don't go on maternity leave. Seeing a soldier give birth while sparring is the second scariest thing I've seen in the game. The first was when she picked the child up and continued fighting.
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|<!--77-->Q: "What's the best way to have a single dwarf fight off entire Orc sieges?"<br />
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A: "With a lever."
 
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NOTICE: If you are editing this and you have not read the instructions on the talk page, your quote will probably not appear.--><noinclude>[[Category:Humor and stories]]</noinclude>
 
NOTICE: If you are editing this and you have not read the instructions on the talk page, your quote will probably not appear.--><noinclude>[[Category:Humor and stories]]</noinclude>

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