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LONGER QUOTES MAY BE DELETED! | LONGER QUOTES MAY BE DELETED! | ||
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|<!--1-->I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny. | |<!--1-->I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny. | ||
|<!--2-->Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange_mood|mysterious]] construction! | |<!--2-->Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange_mood|mysterious]] construction! | ||
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|<!--62-->"If you give a dwarf a fire, he will be warm for a night. If you set a dwarf on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." | |<!--62-->"If you give a dwarf a fire, he will be warm for a night. If you set a dwarf on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." | ||
|<!--63-->"Since the Elves said they won't let me cut down any trees, I bought 50 of their logs instead." | |<!--63-->"Since the Elves said they won't let me cut down any trees, I bought 50 of their logs instead." | ||
| − | |<!--64 | + | |<!--64-->Do not make a trading race that breathes fire.<br/><br/>I REPEAT, DON'T!! EVER!! |
| − | + | |<!--65-->If I ''remembered'' what the &%^#*@! lever did, I'd ''pull'' it! <...pulls lever.> | |
| − | |<!-- | + | |<!--66-->The flood just came out of ''nowhere''!!! |
| − | |<!-- | + | |<!--67-->There's one thing a dwarf needs, and that's stones. And alcohol... and magma... but mainly stones. |
| − | |<!-- | + | |<!--68-->Q: "What's the best way to have a single dwarf fight off entire Orc sieges?"<br /> |
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A: "With a lever." | A: "With a lever." | ||
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NOTICE: If you are editing this and you have not read the instructions on the talk page, your quote will probably not appear.--><noinclude>[[Category:Humor and stories]]</noinclude> | NOTICE: If you are editing this and you have not read the instructions on the talk page, your quote will probably not appear.--><noinclude>[[Category:Humor and stories]]</noinclude> | ||