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LONGER QUOTES MAY BE DELETED!
 
LONGER QUOTES MAY BE DELETED!
  
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|<!--1-->I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny.
 
|<!--1-->I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny.
 
|<!--2-->Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange_mood|mysterious]] construction!
 
|<!--2-->Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange_mood|mysterious]] construction!
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|<!--81-->It has stats. It can be killed.
 
|<!--81-->It has stats. It can be killed.
 
|<!--82-->Bug #432: Bones pop out of coffins.
 
|<!--82-->Bug #432: Bones pop out of coffins.
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|<!--83-->Thanks. I wish I had known that about three forts ago.
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|<!--84-->If I <em>remembered</em> what the fucking lever did, I'd <em>pull</em> it! <...pulls lever anyway...>
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|<!--85-->Sarvesh Ralrubal likes olivine, olivine and olivine.
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|<!--86-->"So let me get this straight. We managed to destroy dwarven civilization while only managing a single town??"
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|<!--87-->Kara Mase, the Glory of Amusing: Engraved on the wall is an image of a dwarf and an elf. The dwarf is committing a depraved act on the elf.
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|<!--88-->'They're firing arrows at us! Quickly! Raise the babies!!' -Urdim McSquadLeader, mother of 8
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|<!--89-->...it was found that 40% of pioneer dwarves left the Mountainhome due to "framerate issues," with a margin of error of ±Booze. --Center for Dwarven Advancement
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|<!--90-->Dong was a deity that occurs in the myths of The Trim Worried Sin. Dong was most often depicted as a male orc and was associated with prgnancy, birth, and children
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|<!--91-->This is a masterfully designed image of a werewolf and a dwarf. The werewolf is giving birth to itself. The dwarf is screaming in terror. It menaces with rings of paradox
 
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NOTICE: If you are editing this and you have not read the instructions on the talk page, your quote will probably not appear.--><noinclude>[[Category:Humor and stories]]</noinclude>
 
NOTICE: If you are editing this and you have not read the instructions on the talk page, your quote will probably not appear.--><noinclude>[[Category:Humor and stories]]</noinclude>

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