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m (Tragedy/comedy; oh, the last person who contributed, you forgot to edit the rand2 line. I left it alone due to the nature of the quote.)
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|<!--1-->I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny.
 
|<!--1-->I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny.
 
|<!--2-->Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange_mood|mysterious]] construction!
 
|<!--2-->Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange_mood|mysterious]] construction!
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|<!--51-->Fixed Bug #563:  Mayor ordered himself beaten for failing to make crystal glass
 
|<!--51-->Fixed Bug #563:  Mayor ordered himself beaten for failing to make crystal glass
 
|<!--52-->If cow cheese is made from cow's milk, what is dwarven cheese made of?
 
|<!--52-->If cow cheese is made from cow's milk, what is dwarven cheese made of?
|<!--53-->What constitutes "sunday best" for dwarves?  Is that when they actually wipe some of the blood and vomit off their clothes? --Kuli
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|<!--53-->''Belbezevost Närangagak Äkig:''<br>Goatsects the Raw Red Anus of Stretching
 
|<!--54-->Bugs are opportunities to cause unprecedented amounts of destruction. --Zorgn
 
|<!--54-->Bugs are opportunities to cause unprecedented amounts of destruction. --Zorgn
|<!--55-->"You know, Urist, You've got a mind like an +Ash Trap+."--[[User:Destor|Destor]]
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|<!--55-->"You know, Urist, you've got a mind like an +Ash Trap+."--[[User:Destor|Destor]]
|<!--56-->Worst animal rights defense: "I had to [http://www.mkv25.net/dfma/movie-355-bodypartexplosion kill off most of my animals] because my FPS was suffering." --steb
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|<!--57-->'''Zander J:''' "Is there a way to stop immigration without setting the population cap?"<br>'''Yanlin:''' "Magma."
|<!--57-->Nothing a magma bath won't fix. Magma: nature's fix it all --Luke_Prowler
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|<!--58-->[16:08] <[[User:Squeegy|Snowden]]> the merchants won't leave because I killed their guys<br>[16:08] <[[User:Squeegy|Snowden]]> and I can't lock them in and drown them because there's shoes on the floodgate
|<!--58-->'''Zander J:''' "Is there a way to stop immigration without setting the population cap?"<br>'''Yanlin:''' "Magma."
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|<!--59--><BBB>Hm, the only dwarf who bothered helping my crippled mayor is my legendary bonecarver.<br><BBB>Hm, fuck. He's not dragging him towards his bed.<br><Nikov>"Oh, is that thing slowing you down? I could make you a nice walking stick out of it..."
|<!--59-->[16:08] <[[User:Squeegy|Snowden]]> the merchants won't leave because I killed their guys<br>[16:08] <[[User:Squeegy|Snowden]]> and I can't lock them in and drown them because there's shoes on the floodgate
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|<!--60-->An animal trainer just suddenly stopped working and hid himself in a workshop. He's probably going to make a wardog out of rock and goblin skulls.
|<!--60--><BBB>Hm, the only dwarf who bothered helping my crippled mayor is my legendary bonecarver.<br><BBB>Hm, fuck. He's not dragging him towards his bed.<br><Nikov>"Oh, is that thing slowing you down? I could make you a nice walking stick out of it..."
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|<!--61-->flying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedy
|<!--61--><Momaw>Dwarf politics: make sure that everybody knows you, or else the god-emperor of the fortress will make you vanish if you become inconvenient.
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|<!--62-->"So I built this genius contraption, see? It uses the combined power of those 12 water-wheels, and those 6 windmills, and brings the water from BEHIND the wheels, all the way to the top of the mountain." "Then what does it do?" "Nothing. Not until you pull this lever, see?" -The Creation of The Doomsday Level
|<!--62-->Dwarf Fortress is not a simple game. It’s about as far from simple as you can get. --'''Phantasmagoria''' on Kongregate.com
 
|<!--63-->Melbil, Duke:"(Menacingly) Long live the king..."<br>Melbil loses grip on Nish, King.<br>Nish, King has died in a charging herd of kittens.
 
|<!--64-->Eral Udeshstakud, <b>Child</b> cancels Store Item in Barrel: <s>Job item misplaced</s> Child Labor Laws enforced.
 
|<!--65-->An animal trainer just suddenly stopped working and hid himself in a workshop. He's probably going to make a wardog out of rock and goblin skulls.
 
|<!--66-->flying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedy
 
|<!--67-->"So I built this genius contraption, see? It uses the combined power of those 12 water-wheels, and those 6 windmills, and brings the water from BEHIND the wheels, all the way to the top of the mountain." "Then what does it do?" "Nothing. Not until you pull this lever, see?" -The Creation of The Doomsday Level
 
 
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NOTICE: If you are editing this and you have not read the instructions on the talk page, your quote will probably not appear.--><noinclude>[[Category:Humor and stories]]</noinclude>
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NOTICE: If you are editing this and you have not read the instructions on the talk page, your quote will probably not appear.--><noinclude>[[Category:Humor and stories]]</noinclude>

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