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|<!--1-->I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny. | |<!--1-->I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny. | ||
|<!--2-->Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange_mood|mysterious]] construction! | |<!--2-->Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange_mood|mysterious]] construction! | ||
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|<!--48-->Most vermin teleport, so nothing actually contains them. -[[User:Fuzzy|Fuzzy]] | |<!--48-->Most vermin teleport, so nothing actually contains them. -[[User:Fuzzy|Fuzzy]] | ||
|<!--49-->There are 5 articles in category Lore: Armok, Cave Adaptation, Elephant, Philosopher, and Vomit. | |<!--49-->There are 5 articles in category Lore: Armok, Cave Adaptation, Elephant, Philosopher, and Vomit. | ||
| − | + | |<!--51-->Bug #563: mayor ordered himself beaten for failing to make crystal glass objects | |
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|<!--52-->If cow cheese is made from cow's milk, what is dwarven cheese made of? | |<!--52-->If cow cheese is made from cow's milk, what is dwarven cheese made of? | ||
| − | |<!--53 | + | |<!--53-->Bugs are opportunities to cause unprecedented amounts of destruction. --Zorgn |
| − | + | |<!--54-->"You know, Urist, you've got a mind like an +Ash Trap+."--[[User:Destor|Destor]] | |
| − | |<!-- | + | |<!--55-->'''Zander J:''' "Is there a way to stop immigration without setting the population cap?"<br>'''Yanlin:''' "Magma." |
| − | |<!-- | + | |<!--56-->An animal trainer just suddenly stopped working and hid himself in a workshop. He's probably going to make a wardog out of rock and goblin skulls. |
| − | |<!-- | + | |<!--57-->flying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedy |
| − | |<!-- | + | |<!--58-->'''Urdim Kutamèrith, Pump Operator, has created Rakusttenshed, a Glumprong blowgun!''' <br> Urdim, you are a freaking idiot. |
| − | |<!-- | + | |<!--59--><Forkez> I don't get the game, but I do get that tunnels flooded with water is a bad thing. |
| − | + | |<!--60-->"If you give a dwarf a fire, he will be warm for a night. If you set a dwarf on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." | |
| − | |<!-- | + | |<!--61-->"Since the Elves said they won't let me cut down any trees, I bought 50 of their logs instead." |
| − | |<!-- | + | |<!--62-->Do not make a trading race that breathes fire.<br/><br/>I REPEAT, DON'T!! EVER!! |
| − | |<!-- | + | |<!--63-->If I ''remembered'' what the &%^#*@! lever did, I'd ''pull'' it! <...pulls lever anyway...> |
| − | |<!-- | + | |<!--64-->The flood just came out of ''nowhere''!!! |
| − | |<!-- | + | |<!--65-->There's one thing a dwarf needs, and that's stones. And alcohol... and magma... but mainly stones. |
| − | |<!-- | + | |<!--66-->"I swear to god once I saw a dwarf who was labeled as being Strong, Very Agile, Very Tough... and ''Clean''. But it was probably just a bad dream." |
| − | |<!-- | + | |<!--67-->"So let me get this straight. We managed to destroy dwarven civilization while only managing a single town??" --alway |
| − | |<!-- | + | |<!--68--><nowiki>::facepalm::</nowiki><br />Thanks. I wish I had known that about three forts ago. |
| − | + | |<!--69-->"Dwarven children kidnapped and incorporated into goblin society might sh... shave."<br> --Toady One | |
| − | + | |<!--70-->Bug #871: babies fall to death when born on stairs | |
| − | |<!-- | + | |<!--71-->Bug #1031: a merchant pack animal caught at an old dwarf site during adv mode was wearing a full set of clothes |
| − | |<!-- | + | |<!--72-->"[[Magma]] solves everything. [[Fire]] just ruins the [[booze]]." -sonerohi |
| − | |<!-- | + | |<!--73-->You can't yet strangle people with the exposed guts, though I suppose that's now within reach. --[[Toady One]] |
| − | |<!-- | + | |<!--74-->Look, there are roving clumps of sentient lava outside, ... This isn't going to get better. --PTTG?? |
| − | |<!-- | + | |<!--75-->...and the only surviving dwarf is a noble who has mandated the construction of crowns and clear glass items to the empty halls. --PTTG?? |
| − | + | |<!--76-->Adil Idenlocun is conflicted: "When possible he prefers to consume purring maggot, Dwarven ale and Dwarven syrup. He absolutely detests purring maggots." | |
| − | |<!-- | + | |<!--77-->"I had to leave just before I tested the dwarf with the boiling gold blood." -- Toady the Great One |
| − | |<!-- | + | |<!--78-->Game Features: How much you ''want''? System Requirements: How much you ''got''? -- Aqizzar |
| − | |<!-- | + | |<!--79-->Solon ùstlorbam, Dwarf Ranger: "Life is, in a word, fire." |
| − | |<!-- | + | |<!--80-->Urdim Zatinod has been quite content lately. She has lost an annoying friend to tragedy lately. |
| − | |<!-- | + | |<!--81-->Sarvesh Ralrubal likes olivine, olivine and olivine. |
| − | |<!-- | + | |<!--82-->You know what my favourite anouncement is? "The carp has drowned." |
| − | |<!-- | + | |<!--83-->Only in Dwarf Fortress would you try to catch a mermaid to butcher her and make trophies out of her bones. |
| − | |<!-- | + | |<!--84-->I had somebody shoot my toe off with a crossbow, which was cool... It just happened that the toe was narrow enough to be removed. -- Dev Log, 08/18/09 |
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NOTICE: If you are editing this and you have not read the instructions on the talk page, your quote will probably not appear.--><noinclude>[[Category:Humor and stories]]</noinclude> | NOTICE: If you are editing this and you have not read the instructions on the talk page, your quote will probably not appear.--><noinclude>[[Category:Humor and stories]]</noinclude> | ||