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The brewer just outran a giant spider today.  Tried to figure out what the problem was and discovered there was a monarch butterfly corpse in a spider web... When i say collect refuse from outside I mean the rotting goblin parts scattered about our courtyard, you morons!  Even more fortunately, however, was the GCS ran itself into our cage traps.  Ok, I suppose I can forgive the brewer this time.  And now the liasons might not kill themselves getting to the fortress.  But no more foolishness running all over the map to dump rotting vermin in the moat!
 
The brewer just outran a giant spider today.  Tried to figure out what the problem was and discovered there was a monarch butterfly corpse in a spider web... When i say collect refuse from outside I mean the rotting goblin parts scattered about our courtyard, you morons!  Even more fortunately, however, was the GCS ran itself into our cage traps.  Ok, I suppose I can forgive the brewer this time.  And now the liasons might not kill themselves getting to the fortress.  But no more foolishness running all over the map to dump rotting vermin in the moat!
 
And for the height of strangeness, the mason named the gremlin later the same day.  Ezum Stakudumar "machinesmoothed".  The name doesn't even make any sense.  I think he's going a little funny in the head...maybe i should have him make something other than endless blocks of stone...
 
 
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And the mason designed a true architectural wonder - a real seal against everything but caravans and the occasional lucky gobbos.  Never thought of using drawbridges for anything when there weren't no need of a bridge.  He may be touched in the head, but he comes through when he needs to.  Now I can keep those lollygagging slackers working near the fortress rather than taking a pleasure stroll to 'dump some dead vermin' - yeah, your poor excuses aren't going to work with me buckos.
 

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