Editing User:GibMoniPls

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|Title= GibMoniPls, Internet Tough Guy
|Thoughts=GibMoniPls has been quite content lately. He admired his own [[Armok|Avatar of Armok mod]] recently. He has been satisfied by work lately. He was forced to talk to somebody annoying lately.
|Worship=He is a casual worshipper of God.
|Citizen=He is a citizen of the [http://www.wikipedia.com/wiki/Virginia Commonwealth of Virginia]. He is the expedition leader of the outpost Relicskin.
|Age=He has the appearance of someone who is twenty years old.
|Appearance=He is muscular. His short sideburns are neatly combed. His hair is brown. His eyes are green.
|PhysicalPositive=He is incredibly tough and slow to tire,
|PhysicalNegative=but he is quite susceptible to disease.
|Preferences=GibMoniPls likes dwarf fortress, 4chan, the color green, and [[grizzly bear]]s for their strength. When possible, he prefers to consume deer meat and cow cheese. He absolutely detests spiders.
|MentalPositive=He has a natural inclination towards music and understands social relationships,
|MentalNegative=but he would be unable to remember what he did yesterday.
|Character=He is quick to anger. He can handle stress. He tends to avoid crowds. He is a risk-taker and a thrill-seeker. He admires tradition.  He is not easily moved to pity. He is occasionally given to procrastination. He likes working outdoors and grumbles only mildly at inclement weather.
|Description=A medium-sized creature prone to great ambition.
}}

= The Story of Relicskin (AKA Zombie Fortress) =
'''Spring, 6:'''
* embarked into a haunted forest with 2 swordsdwarves for protection
* arrive on the bank of a small brook, next to a mountain
* immediately get attacked by 2 eagle zombies, which kill one of my wagon yaks
* swordsdwarves dispatch eagle zombies just as gate is finished (a glumprong door at this point)
* make a burrow encompassing my entire fortress, and order everyone inside
* last time my dwarves (other than woodcutters and broker) see the outside

'''Summer, 6:'''
* herd of zombie emus gather outside gate, things do not look good for my first caravans

'''Autumn, 6:'''
* foolishly butcher my last yak, sparking a flood of reanimated hair and skin for my dwarves to flee from
* spend the better part of the month frantically tanning and spinning the zombies

'''Winter, 6-Spring, 7:'''
* continued fighting undead yak skin
* made a bunch of rock crafts and cut gems
* no caravans or migrants have arrived yet, possibly because the emus are still outside my gate (still just a door)
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 * made a bunch of rock crafts and cut gems
 * no caravans or migrants have arrived yet, possibly because the emus are still outside my gate (still just a door)
-'''Autumn, 7:'''
-* got metal industry started, immediately began hammering out swords and armor
-* migrants finally arrived, only 2 were slain by zombies on the way to the fort
-* still no caravans
-'''Winter, 7:'''
-* The First Battle of Relicskin: 14 zombie boars + a zombie panda vs. 7 caravan guards + 3 Relicskin militia
-* Phyrric victory: 2 militia and 3 guards killed, boar forces wiped out
-* frantically build dwarven atom smasher to dispose of corpses
-* 13 boar corpses destroyed without incident
-* 1 boar gets loose in fort, cuts off hand of my expedition leader
-* frantically build hospital before he bleeds to death
-* "a diplomat left unhappy"
-'''Spring, 8:'''
-* Elven caravan came and went without incident
-* more migrants raise population to 32
-* hospital finished, assign my fisherdwarves as medics
-'''Summer-Autumn , 8:'''
-* Zombie migrants begin piling up
-* they amass outside my gates just as the human caravan arrives
-* Second Battle of Relicskin: 3 zombie dwarves + 8 zombie emus + 1 zombie kobold thief vs. 5 caravan guards + 6 Relicskin militia
-* Victory: all zombies dead + atom smashed, 2 caravan guards and 1 militiadwarf killed
-* humans spend entire season trying to get their pack animals to path back to the depot without being spooked by a zombie toenail
-* create my first artifact: Ungeg Kirar, "The Failure of Right", a glumprong blowgun
-* wat
-'''Winter, 9:'''
-* human caravan doesn't finish setting up until early winter
-* realize i have 30+ idlers, decide to bulk up military
-* Relicskin militia expands to 10 melee units and 5 marksdwarves
-* test marksdwarves against stray herd of zombie boars
-* forget to assign them any ammunition before issuing kill order. much [[Fun]] ensues.
-* coffin+slab industry exhausts stone stockpile