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==== Final siege ==== | ==== Final siege ==== | ||
− | This time when the siege was announced, I looked around the paused embark and noticed that this was the full force of the goblin civilization. They had even brought their highest official, the law-giver Nonu Usmdasulu | + | This time when the siege was announced, I looked around the paused embark and noticed that this was the full force of the goblin civilization. They had even brought their highest official, the law-giver Nonu Usmdasulu, a gila monster riding a giant rat. What was truly perplexing though was the fact that at the same time, a squad of trolls had spawned beside my trade depot. Since they were so close already, the drawbridge that separated the depot and the fortress failed to raise in time, and they happily ravaged the inside of my fortress. Prompting the dwarves inside to run outside to the top of my fortress, an area outside the burrow, where they were quickly shot by the two squads of goblin archers that stood around locked outside the wall of my fortress. Another squad of trolls ran into the drowning trap at my gate. Then I discovered a problem. Trolls have no problem with swimming. They simply swam into the almost completed reservoir and climbed out trough the last hole in the ceiling, into my fortress. My military managed to kill all but one of the trolls inside the fortress, in the process dying of terminal stupidity. Noteworthy was my Hammerdwarf/Marksdwarf military commander. Equipped with shield, silver war-hammer and bone crossbow, he refused to shoot at a troll. Instead of taking shield and war-hammer, he firmly held his crossbow with both hands and beat the troll while the troll transformed him into a bloody mess. Alas so many dwarves had died at the trolls hand that the fortress descended into a tantrum spiral. In the meantime, the last troll ran around hitting everything within sight and being attacked by all animals and berserk dwarves, getting bruised all over until a berserk dwarf's lucky shot ended his rampage. Amid all this a single miserable legendary engraver was running along the walls, masterfully sketching every gruesome detail of what happened into the rock, recorded for a future visitor. |
== Adventures == | == Adventures == |