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|<!--61-->"Since the Elves said they won't let me cut down any trees, I bought 50 of their logs instead." | |<!--61-->"Since the Elves said they won't let me cut down any trees, I bought 50 of their logs instead." | ||
|<!--62-->Do not make a trading race that breathes fire.<br/><br/>I REPEAT, DON'T!! EVER!! | |<!--62-->Do not make a trading race that breathes fire.<br/><br/>I REPEAT, DON'T!! EVER!! | ||
| − | |<!--63--> | + | |<!--63-->Dwarf Fortress: Because burning elves are funny. |
| − | |<!--64--> | + | |<!--64-->I had somebody shoot my toe off with a crossbow, which was cool... It just happened that the toe was narrow enough to be removed. -- Dev Log, 08/18/09 |
|<!--65-->There's one thing a dwarf needs, and that's stones. And alcohol... and magma... but mainly stones. | |<!--65-->There's one thing a dwarf needs, and that's stones. And alcohol... and magma... but mainly stones. | ||
|<!--66-->"I swear to god once I saw a dwarf who was labeled as being Strong, Very Agile, Very Tough... and ''Clean''. But it was probably just a bad dream." | |<!--66-->"I swear to god once I saw a dwarf who was labeled as being Strong, Very Agile, Very Tough... and ''Clean''. But it was probably just a bad dream." | ||
|<!--67-->"So let me get this straight. We managed to destroy dwarven civilization while only managing a single town??" --alway | |<!--67-->"So let me get this straight. We managed to destroy dwarven civilization while only managing a single town??" --alway | ||
| − | |<!--68 | + | |<!--68-->"Dwarven children kidnapped and incorporated into goblin society might sh... shave."<br> --Toady One |
| − | + | |<!--69-->Bug #871: babies fall to death when born on stairs | |
| − | |<!-- | + | |<!--70-->Bug #1031: a merchant pack animal caught at an old dwarf site during adv mode was wearing a full set of clothes |
| − | |<!-- | + | |<!--71-->"[[Magma]] solves everything. [[Fire]] just ruins the [[booze]]." -sonerohi |
| − | |<!-- | + | |<!--72-->You can't yet strangle people with the exposed guts, though I suppose that's now within reach. --[[Toady One]] |
| − | |<!-- | + | |<!--73-->Look, there are roving clumps of sentient lava outside, ... This isn't going to get better. --PTTG?? |
| − | |<!-- | + | |<!--74-->...and the only surviving dwarf is a noble who has mandated the construction of crowns and clear glass items to the empty halls. --PTTG?? |
| − | |<!-- | + | |<!--75-->Adil Idenlocun is conflicted: "When possible he prefers to consume purring maggot, Dwarven ale and Dwarven syrup. He absolutely detests purring maggots." |
| − | |<!-- | + | |<!--76-->"I had to leave just before I tested the dwarf with the boiling gold blood." -- Toady the Great One |
| − | |<!-- | + | |<!--77-->Urdim Zatinod has been quite content lately. She has lost an annoying friend to tragedy lately. |
| − | |<!-- | + | |<!--78-->Sarvesh Ralrubal likes olivine, olivine and olivine. |
| − | + | |<!--79-->The carp has drowned. | |
| − | + | |<!--80-->Only in Dwarf Fortress would you try to catch a mermaid to butcher her and make trophies out of her bones. | |
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