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-==The Numbers Game==
-*4 sweet pod seeds - costs 4
-*1 Proficient Grower will average 3 pods per seed, so 12 pods
-*1 Thresher turns 3 pods into 15 syrup, so 60 syrup in 4 barrels worth a total of 1200
-*1 Proficient Cook takes 4 barrels and makes, on average, a single superior stack of meals worth somewhere in the region of 10000
-So from 4 points (plus the grower and cook skills I tend to take anyway) I've created 10000 in worth.
-Scaling up to around 50 seeds (which seems to be what the grower can plant before the first seeds grow and provide more) means you end up 125k of worth in the first season. It's possible to get 4 harvests in spring and summer so half a million by the time the caravan arrives.
-Now imagine if you start with 5 growers instead of one, and you train up your cook with easy meals while waiting for the first pods to grow so it can handle the output. I wonder what the upper limit for migrations is.
-==ASCII Art Rewards==
-===29 October 2007===
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-  Fire seared the sky as the dragon circled, driven by madness and the
-  promise of gold held deep within the dwarven tunnels.  Standing on the
-  battlements of the stone façade built over the entrance to the
-  fortress, Danrik the marksdwarf took aim at the evil target, his heart
-  thumping slow and steady.  He waited two more beats and pulled the
-  trigger.  An instant later a dozen marksdwarves let fly and a hail
-  bolts pierced the smoky air.
-  Most of the bolts bounced harmlessly away, but Danrik's well-aimed
-  missile found the monsters skull, shattering the brain.  The dwarves
-  cheered as the beast fell from the sky.  The smile fell from Danrik's
-  face as the great corpse fell closer -- it was coming right at them!
-  Dwarves climbed over each other, making for the stairs.  Other risked
-  jumping from the wall, breaking their arms and legs as they landed.
-  Danrik stood fast.
-  As the dead dragon slammed into the fortress's stone wall the dwarves
-  were flung into the air.  As Danrik flew, he damned the dragon with
-  all his might, his foul words ripped away by the wind.  With a sudden
-  crash, all went dark.
-===24 July 2008===
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-  "He's awoken," came the cry.  "He has awoken!"
-  Pain came as Danrik opened his eyes.  A crowd of gaudily-dressed
-  dwarves danced and sang in celebration of their hero.  It had been a
-  week since Danrik had fallen.  His comrades slapped him on the
-  shoulders.  One brought him a chalice of wine.  The dragon was dead.
-  Every day since had been a celebration, but with the awakening of
-  Danrik, the party had really begun.
-  The mighty warrior made his way out of the bedroom, supported by two
-  lusty dwarf women.  The masons were hard at work restoring the wall
-  that the dead dragon had crashed through.  The dwarf led Danrik to the
-  courtyard.
-  "Speech!" cried the dwarves, "Speech!"
-  "Oh," said Danrik, "Well…"
-  A dark shape appeared in the gap between the walls, large and
-  menacing.  The dwarves grew silent as it cast its glowing red eyes on
-  the dwarf hero.
-  "Yes," said the creature, "tell us how you slew the dragon, mighty
-  dwarf, how you saved the day!"
-===5 December 2009===
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-  Dwarf hero Danrik called for his battleaxe.  A dwarven squire ran to
-  him and put the weapon in his hand.  The dwarf held the weapon high,
-  but collapsed, steadying himself on the hilt.  The demon laughed.  It
-  had congealed into the form of a man wearing a dark cloak, horns upon
-  his head, a nightmare lord of the underworld.
-  “If this is the best you can you can do, you have clearly lost,” said
-  the demon lord.  “You will bring me one maiden every season.”
-  The nightmare lord looked over the cowering dwarves.  He pointed at
-  the gasping form of Danrik.  “Start with that one’s sister.”
-  Danrik watched helplessly as Andra, his lovely sister, was brought to
-  the demon’s side.  The creature put its hand on her shoulder and the
-  pair disappeared in a burst of blue flame.  Danrik howled with rage.
-  A squire ran up to him and bowed his head.  “We will find Lady Andra,”
-  said the boy.  “You can count on it.”
-  “What is your name, youngster?” asked Danrik.
-  “I am called Blackbeard,” said the boy.
-  “A strong name for such a small body,” said the hero.  “You can begin
-  the quest by fetching a dragon tooth from the ruins of the wall.  From
-  it we will forge a mighty shank to drive into the heart of the demon
-  lord.”
-  The squire smiled and bounded away into the rubble.  It was the
-  beginning of a hard recovery.  While the smiths worked in the forge to
-  create the ultimate knife, Blackbeard trained the hero to walk again.
-  When Danrik was able to put his fist through solid rock walls, they
-  knew they were ready.  Danrik put the dragon dagger Gotter through his
-  belt and stepped before the crowd.
-  “I go now to rescue Lady Andra from the pit,” said Danrik.  “The road
-  will be long and hard, to the fiery heart of the mountain and beyond,
-  to the land of the dead.  Who is with me?”
-  Blackbeard jumped up and down, raising his hand above the shoulders of
-  those around him.  Though it looked grim, a few brave adventurers step
-  forward.  It was not a question of whether they would reach the
-  underworld, for they must reach it.  They must reach Andra, and slay
-  her captors, for all great tales end this way.

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