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-I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny.
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-Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange mood|mysterious]] construction!
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-Let us never forget the last words of Inod the Stoker, [http://archive.dwarffortresswiki.net/index.php/Fortress_Paintrag#1056 "Aaah! Gorillas!"]
-[[Children|Newborn]] Zuglar Baldnessgranite prefers to consume Gorilla. A sure sign of his unparalleled strength!
-[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/video-game-article/duke-nukem-image.php In an unrelated article] - I had no idea elephants could bounce that high!
-[[Toady]] looses a roaring laughter, [[Fey|fell]] and terrible! Toady has butchered a spammer!
-The critical question is this: do elf bones yield more crossbow bolts than the average number of bolts necessary to kill an elf?
-"Dwarf Fortress" ... "Like chess, only with short people that can catch on [[fire]] like [[clothing|rags]] soaked in tar, and lots of [[booze]]." ... "Like chess."
-Dwarf Fortress has taught me that all the world's problems would be substantially reduced had our parent civilizations never minted more than four stacks of [[coins]].
-[[Booze]] does all the work in forts. Dwarves are just booze exoskeletons.
-My unconscious and bleeding [[mayor]] just mandated the construction of some goods.
-I can just imagine a wagon throwing a tantrum and tossing all its contents at people.
-Döbesh Udosdeb has been ecstatic lately. He was forced to eat a friend to survive. He enjoyed a truly decadent meal.
-Iron [[screw pump]] exercise equipment. Pump iron and get superdwarvenly strong!
-The violence, aggression, pain, madness, sadness of the ASCII characters never ceases to amaze me...
-Wait, you're MAKING animals?<br>&mdash;''Torak''<br>At this moment, yes, I am smelting cows.<br>&mdash;''Spiders Everywhere''
-"Didn't you read the manual? He he he he... the manual... ..."<br>--[[Toady One]]
-(Compared to real-world years) Dwarven years are shorter.<br>--Sowelu<br><br>Very fitting to dwarves, I must add.<br>--Sean Mirrsen
-[[Magma]] is not a [[water]] source. Dwarves can't drink it or supply it to their wounded.<br>--[[User:AlienChickenPie|AlienChickenPie]]
-"[B]oats are the enemy of tiles. And tiles are the enemy of boats."<br>--[[Toady One]]
-"I went through and fixed a few places where forbidden/on fire weren't being respected for next time. Burning milkable creatures were still a problem for example."<br>--[[Toady One]]
-"You have been processed! Go forth, now, and edit!"<br>--[[User:Savok|Savok]]
-"What happened in 1048?" "Jreengus occurred."
-Making rock instruments isn't nearly as awesome as it sounds --Shandrunn
-The cyclops I was quested to kill had a thousand year history of badassery, and all of that without the leg it lost in the Year 3 (a dwarf bit it off... I should probably deal with that). --[[Toady One]]
-[FIREIMMUNE] makes them think that [[magma]] is safe but doesn't actually make them fireproof. This can lead to some rather interesting results.
-Endok Cerolneth has begun a mysterious construction!<br>Endok Cerolneth, Planter has given birth to a girl.
-"Incendia sunt socia vestra, armaque vestra, fortesque Montis Domi." "Magma is your ally, your weapon, the strength of the Mountain-Home." --Eita
-"Stopped people from giving quests to kill themselves." --[[Toady One]]
-"...And I simply doubt we have a need for 7 fishery workers. On top of that, a second soap maker. The hell IS soap?!" --Zero
-"This is a terrible pun. All craftsdwarfship is of the poorest quality." - [http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=21449.msg239558#msg239558 Soup_alex]
-"The default mental state of a dwarf is madness. Sanity is a temporary condition - a PRIVILEGE you have to EARN!" --[[User:Fedor|Fedor]]
-"Why get normal cats? I buy lolcats in the embark screen. Much more fun to engrave about them." --Yanlin
-"Dwarf Fortress taught me it was okay to make a suit out of my neighbour's skin, as long as I gave it a name."
-"Got rid of world gen crash during succession after death of prolific long-standing position holders with inbred descendants" --[[Toady One]]
-"There was a typo in the siegers' campfire code.  When the fires went out, so did the game." --[[Toady One]]
-"Hey, what does that flashing red and orange text mean? What? Why is there smoke everywhere? Oh god, are those BABIES on fire?" --[[User:StrawberryBunny|StrawberryBunny]]
-"It's never 'just a game' when you're losing."<br>--George Carlin (if he played Dwarf Fortress)
-Not that building a bridge out of soap makes much sense to begin with anyway.
-Note that while you cannot milk larger animals yourself, civilizations can still milk animals "off screen" for your benefit.
-Tosid Idenarzes likes tentacle demons for their corrupt intentions.  "There!  Now we've covered all of the seven deadly sins."
-"Litast Idenudesh, baby, is throwing a tantrum!  Inod Litastrilem, Mayor, has lost consciousness.  Inod Litastrilem, Mayor, has bled to death."
-Bug 000780 [adventure mode][crime] - town guard becomes a criminal after getting an adventurer's stolen weapon stuck in his body
-"Udib Toblumaid, Axedwarf, cancels sparring in Barracks: too insane." [[User:Ben jamm1n|Ben jamm1n]]
-Kosoth Cilobonol, Bone Carver cancels Drink: Unconscious.
-Sizir the Snail of Bait is a deity of The Fresh Towers.  Sizir most often takes the form of a female dwarf and is associated with jealousy.
-Sibrek Tanbim likes Limestone, Tin, Smoky Quartz, the color crimson, bolts, scepters, anvils, and rock blocks for their lack of quality levels.
-There are 5 articles in category Lore:  Armok, Cave Adaptation, Elephant, Philosopher, and Vomit.
-There is nothing to catch in the magma pipe.
-Bug 000563 [dwarf mode][justice] - mayor ordered himself beaten for failing to make crystal glass objects
-If cow cheese is made from cow's milk, what is dwarven cheese made of?
-Bugs are opportunities to cause unprecedented amounts of destruction. --Zorgn
-"You know, Urist, you've got a mind like an +Ash Trap+."--[[User:Destor|Destor]]
-'''Zander J:''' "Is there a way to stop immigration without setting the population cap?"<br>'''Yanlin:''' "Magma."
-An animal trainer just suddenly stopped working and hid himself in a workshop. He's probably going to make a wardog out of rock and goblin skulls.
-Bug 000597 [creatures] - flying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedy.
-'''Urdim Kutamèrith, Pump Operator, has created Rakusttenshed, a Glumprong blowgun!''' <br> Urdim, you are a freaking idiot.
-<Forkez> I don't get the game, but I do get that tunnels flooded with water is a bad thing.
-"If you give a dwarf a fire, he will be warm for a night. If you set a dwarf on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life."
-"Since the Elves said they won't let me cut down any trees, I bought 50 of their logs instead."
-Do not make a trading race that breathes fire.<br/><br/>I REPEAT, DON'T!! EVER!!
-Dwarf Fortress: Because burning elves are funny.
-The carp has drowned.
-There's one thing a dwarf needs, and that's stones.  And alcohol... and magma... but mainly stones.
-"I swear to god once I saw a dwarf who was labeled as being Strong, Very Agile, Very Tough... and ''Clean''. But it was probably just a bad dream."
-Urist McRandy has been ecstatic lately. He brought somebody to bed lately.
-"Dwarven children kidnapped and incorporated into goblin society might sh... shave."<br> --Toady One
-Bug 000871 [projectiles] - babies fall to death when born on stairs
-Bug 001031 [adventure mode][inventory] - a merchant pack animal caught at an old dwarf site during adv mode was wearing a full set of clothes
-"[[Magma]] solves everything. [[Fire]] just ruins the [[booze]]." -sonerohi
-You can't yet strangle people with the exposed guts, though I suppose that's now within reach. --[[Toady One]]
-Look, there are roving clumps of sentient lava outside, ... This isn't going to get better. --PTTG??
-...and the only surviving dwarf is a noble who has mandated the construction of crowns and clear glass items to the empty halls. --PTTG??
-Adil Idenlocun is conflicted: "When possible he prefers to consume purring maggot, Dwarven ale and Dwarven syrup.  He absolutely detests purring maggots."
-"I had to leave just before I tested the dwarf with the boiling gold blood." -- Toady the Great One
-Urdim Zatinod has been quite content lately. She has lost an annoying friend to tragedy lately.
-I added two levers.  One opens the magma.  The other sets free all the cats.  --Someone in Headshoots
-"As Manbaspecut, Human Merchant is stricken by melancholy!" "Muskox has gone stark raving mad!" I think something is wrong with the human caravan...
-"Somebody needs to build an active volcano inside a fortress inside an active volcano." --Boksi
-It has stats. It can be killed.
-Bug 000432 [dwarf mode][items] - Bones pop out of coffins.
-Thanks. I wish I had known that about three forts ago.
-If I ''remembered'' what the damn lever did, I'd ''pull'' it! <...pulls lever anyway...>
-Sarvesh Ralrubal likes olivine, olivine and olivine.
-"So let me get this straight. We managed to destroy a dwarven civilization while only managing a single town??"
-Kara Mase, the Glory of Amusing: Engraved on the wall is an image of a dwarf and an elf. The dwarf is committing a depraved act on the elf.
-Once saw a water skin with red beryl spikes.  I still wonder how you would drink from that.
-Watching a kobold thief be chased by batman is very satisfying.
-Kol Tölunimush has been ecstatic lately.  He killed somebody by accident while sparring recently.  He took joy in slaughter lately.  He has lost a lover to tragedy lately.  He has witnessed death.  He had a satisfying sparring session recently.
-There was kind of a violent explosion of boiling human blood when I was testing a human vs a magma man in the arena... it was a little weird, but I guess that's okay.  --[[Toady One]]
-Mew? <br />Chop!
-"If Dwarf Fortress geology is to be believed, then the Earth's core is made of microcline and demons."
-'They're firing arrows at us! Quickly! Raise the babies!!' -Urdim McSquadLeader, mother of 8
-It started raining, then all my dwarves outside started bleeding to death. On inspection their upper bodies were missing.
-It seems that a fresh recruit given a crossbow and a quiver with ammo in it will opt to run up to the enemy and bash them with the crossbow.
-Bug introduced in the latest version: Firemen can have their flames severed. These flames then just lie around the place.
-You stab Iron Man in the right leg from behind with your adamantine short sword, breaking away a piece of the gas and shattering the iron!<br>The Beak Dog is caught in a burst of Iron Man gas!<br>Beak Dog vomits into the Iron Man gas.
-Urist McDairy, Milker cancels store item in stockpile: handling dangerous creature
-Ildomushat, Fish Cleaner, cancels Clean Self: Could not find path.
-Losing is [[Fun]]!!!<br>--The Motto of Dwarf Fortress
-I hate walking under dwarven archways. You never know how many mechanized crossbows they have hidden underneath those damn things.
-"Bibo ergo sum. I drink, therefore I am."<br />-- Dwarven Philosopher
-This is a menacing iron spike. This object menaces with spikes of iron.
-Kogsak is a deity of The Helpful Diamond. Kogsak most often takes the form of a dwarf and is associated with fortresses.
-The Forgotten Beast pushes The Wrestler in the head, bruising the muscle, driving the skull through the brain, and tearing apart the brain! The Wrestler has been struck down!
-Goblin Chops at the Diagnostician in the right leg, damaging the muscle! Urist McHouse is Unconscious!
-Limul Itebdesis, trader has been Possessed. Limul Itebdesis, trader has created Stodir Isethlolor, a Mortgage-Backed Security!
-The heart wound ended up being a guy getting shot in the arm, dropping his crossbow, running over to the opposing line, and jabbing his stack of bolts into somebody's chest.
-Giant mole has stolen a preserved prepared giant mole lung!<br>''"Hey, I want my grandfather back!"''
-"You must construct additional barrels!" - [[User:Speed112]]
-All I want is a major river next to a volcano with flux, sand and bituminous coal.
-Do not taunt magma.
-I bury my pets in gold coffins and my nobles in wood coffins. Pets before people, I say.--[[KingAuggie]]
-[the cavern] is basically like the surface, except underground
-The fortress' randomly generated name was "Greatestfailure".
-"You stab the Human Thresher in the mouth with your large copper dagger, tearing the left cheek!" "The large copper dagger has lodged firmly in the wound!"
-"The best way to determine how dangerous a fortress is, is to make only one dwarf with the burial job, and nothing else: the lower his social skills, the more dangerous the fortress is - [[User:Rhenaya|Rhenaya]]"
-"Before retiring in the evening, heed my words and give yourself to volcanos" - Ted Usmokatra, law-giver
-Upon coming of age, about 8, Urist McYoung Made an artifact, became mayor and promptly mandated the construction of slade goods.
-Dwarf Fortress: You've already lost.
-A sober fortress makes even a mental hospital seem like a pleasant place to live.
-A typical Dwarven nightmare consists of running out of booze or getting a beard lopped off in an accident.
-There are two ways of dealing with goblins in a tree. One is by marksdwarves. The other is by flooding the world with magma.
-Portal and Dwarf Fortress share a mystical trend. It is !!Science!!.
-The were-capybara is only one of the myriad lunatic monsters that terrorize the living. -- Threetoe
-The only time I ever saw the stupid thing fly, was to cross the aqueduct, to the beer hall. -- Fredd
-(On artifacts) I got a flint door, called The Noiseless Odors. -- Nyxalinth
-So apparently she became queen before becoming a twilight freak wife. Fascinating. -- Samuel
-The zombies in a necromancer's tower became suspicious after the necromancer failed to age -- Toady One
-Got a few barrels of beetle ichor and duck blood, gave some pig cheese in exchange. Made a present of three coffins to the queen.
-I'd have to look back to see if it wants the physical or metaphysical id on the corpse. -- Toady One
-The Sasquatch corpse has lodged firmly in the wound! The goblin has been struck down!
-[22:57:46] <Dik_> How do I wash myself up from blood?<br>[23:06:20] <Dik_> How the fuck do I get out of the river?
-No, you're not getting that leg back. In fact, that creature over there is going to pick your leg up and beat you to death with it. You won't respawn.
-My refuse pile just woke up and ate my dwarves, who in turn got up themselves and started eating the other dwarves.
-[http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/mantisbt/view.php?id=2264 Bug 002264] - Adv. Mode travel (near oceans) teleports player underground and turns them into an underground creature
-[http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/mantisbt/view.php?id=5921 Bug 005921] - Biting dwarves in minecarts infinitely increases combat range
-Fort flooded. So that's what an aquifer is. -- Exelixi
-Axedwarf looks surprised by the ferocity of Spearmasters onslaught. Spearmaster charges at Axedwarf. Spearmaster stabs axedwarf in the left eye with his +Adamantine spear+, lightly tapping the target.
-In 4, the Castle of Fortune of the Tombs of Gold constructed the Hell of Taxing in Entrancedcrafts.
-I also got started on jumping. My first jump was off by a factor of 100, so I flew against a cliff and blew apart. I'm still working on it. -- Toady One
-Mukca: Seek this place and kill Cenäth Certaindrives the giant.<br>Knowing no mercy, Cenäth stole Fisher berry wine!
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