v50 Steam/Premium information for editors
- v50 information can now be added to pages in the main namespace. v0.47 information can still be found in the DF2014 namespace. See here for more details on the new versioning policy.
- Use this page to report any issues related to the migration.
This notice may be cached—the current version can be found here.
Difference between revisions of "Main Page/Quote"
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
(Adding quote) |
m |
||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
| − | {{Choose|c={{#if: {{{1|}}}|{{rand| | + | {{Choose|c={{#if: {{{1|}}}|{{rand|77}}|{{#expr: ({{rand2|10}}+67)}} }} |
|<!--1-->I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny. | |<!--1-->I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny. | ||
|<!--2-->Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange_mood|mysterious]] construction! | |<!--2-->Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange_mood|mysterious]] construction! | ||
| Line 71: | Line 71: | ||
|<!--69-->"Since the Elves said they won't let me cut down any trees, I bought 50 of their logs instead." | |<!--69-->"Since the Elves said they won't let me cut down any trees, I bought 50 of their logs instead." | ||
|<!--70-->"I swear to god once I saw a dwarf who was labeled as being Stong, Very Agile, Very Tough... and ''Clean''. But it was probably just a bad dream." | |<!--70-->"I swear to god once I saw a dwarf who was labeled as being Stong, Very Agile, Very Tough... and ''Clean''. But it was probably just a bad dream." | ||
| − | |<!--71-->Do not make a trading race that breathes fire.<br/><br/>I REPEAT, DON'T!! EVER!! | + | |<!--71-->Do not make a trading race that breathes fire.<br/><br/>I REPEAT, DON'T!! EVER!! |
|<!--72-->Look, there are roving clumps of sentient lava outside, and the only surviving dwarf is a noble who has mandated the construction of crowns and clear glass items to the empty halls. This isn't going to get better. | |<!--72-->Look, there are roving clumps of sentient lava outside, and the only surviving dwarf is a noble who has mandated the construction of crowns and clear glass items to the empty halls. This isn't going to get better. | ||
|<!--73-->If I ''remembered'' what the &%^#*@! lever did, I'd ''pull'' it! <...pulls lever.> | |<!--73-->If I ''remembered'' what the &%^#*@! lever did, I'd ''pull'' it! <...pulls lever.> | ||
| Line 77: | Line 77: | ||
|<!--75-->There's one thing a dwarf needs, and that's stones. And alcohol... and magma... but mainly stones. | |<!--75-->There's one thing a dwarf needs, and that's stones. And alcohol... and magma... but mainly stones. | ||
|<!--76-->It worries me that dwarven women don't go on maternity leave. Seeing a soldier give birth while sparring is the second scariest thing I've seen in the game. The first was when she picked the child up and continued fighting. | |<!--76-->It worries me that dwarven women don't go on maternity leave. Seeing a soldier give birth while sparring is the second scariest thing I've seen in the game. The first was when she picked the child up and continued fighting. | ||
| + | |<!--77-->Q: "What's the best way to have a single dwarf fight off entire Orc sieges?"<br /> | ||
| + | A: "With a lever." | ||
}}<!--WARNING:EQUALS SIGNS BREAK THINGS | }}<!--WARNING:EQUALS SIGNS BREAK THINGS | ||
NOTICE: If you are editing this and you have not read the instructions on the talk page, your quote will probably not appear.--><noinclude>[[Category:Humor and stories]]</noinclude> | NOTICE: If you are editing this and you have not read the instructions on the talk page, your quote will probably not appear.--><noinclude>[[Category:Humor and stories]]</noinclude> | ||