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LONGER QUOTES MAY BE DELETED! | LONGER QUOTES MAY BE DELETED! | ||
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|<!--1-->I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny. | |<!--1-->I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny. | ||
|<!--2-->Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange_mood|mysterious]] construction! | |<!--2-->Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange_mood|mysterious]] construction! | ||
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|<!--63-->"Since the Elves said they won't let me cut down any trees, I bought 50 of their logs instead." | |<!--63-->"Since the Elves said they won't let me cut down any trees, I bought 50 of their logs instead." | ||
|<!--64-->Do not make a trading race that breathes fire.<br/><br/>I REPEAT, DON'T!! EVER!! | |<!--64-->Do not make a trading race that breathes fire.<br/><br/>I REPEAT, DON'T!! EVER!! | ||
| − | |<!--65-->If I ''remembered'' what the &%^#*@! lever did, I'd ''pull'' it! <...pulls lever.> | + | |<!--65-->If I ''remembered'' what the &%^#*@! lever did, I'd ''pull'' it! <...pulls lever anyway...> |
|<!--66-->The flood just came out of ''nowhere''!!! | |<!--66-->The flood just came out of ''nowhere''!!! | ||
|<!--67-->There's one thing a dwarf needs, and that's stones. And alcohol... and magma... but mainly stones. | |<!--67-->There's one thing a dwarf needs, and that's stones. And alcohol... and magma... but mainly stones. | ||
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|<!--69-->"I swear to god once I saw a dwarf who was labeled as being Strong, Very Agile, Very Tough... and ''Clean''. But it was probably just a bad dream." | |<!--69-->"I swear to god once I saw a dwarf who was labeled as being Strong, Very Agile, Very Tough... and ''Clean''. But it was probably just a bad dream." | ||
|<!--70-->"So let me get this straight. We managed to destroy dwarven civilization while only managing a single town??" --alway | |<!--70-->"So let me get this straight. We managed to destroy dwarven civilization while only managing a single town??" --alway | ||
| + | |<!--71-->::: <nowiki>::facepalm::</nowiki> <br /><br />Thanks. I wish I had known that about three forts ago. | ||
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NOTICE: If you are editing this and you have not read the instructions on the talk page, your quote will probably not appear.--><noinclude>[[Category:Humor and stories]]</noinclude> | NOTICE: If you are editing this and you have not read the instructions on the talk page, your quote will probably not appear.--><noinclude>[[Category:Humor and stories]]</noinclude> | ||