User:Destor

TEH HAPPY/MERRY/PIPPIN/FRODO/SAMWISE/BILBO/LOBELIA/(lists every hobbit in the shire's name.)*a month later* [insert the holiday you celebrate in or around December here] EBERY1 YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!1

wow, that was so fun to type. (note, i did mean happy & merry, but the rest are from Lord of the Rings, in case you've never heard of them.)

Okay, back to normal now

Destor was bored recently. He admired a great fortress recently. He was caught in the snow recently. he played too much DF lately. He hasn't been on the computer much recently. He wrote a nice user page lately.

Destor enjoys playing DF, and it seems like not too much else now. (been playing too much, heh) Reading, computers, video games, and snow for its coldness.

Random funny things!

my mayor wanted some stuff out of bismuth, which I have none of, anywhere, and when the mandate was almost over, another mayor was elected! wow, that's convenient. BTW, has anyone noticed that in DF you start with 7 dwarves, and there were also 7 in Snow White? (I sense a Toady-Disney conspiracy, here.) I also have seen a dwarf who dislikes toads! the nerve! that's all I can think of, tell me about something else on my talk page, or tell me a better place to put these. --Destor 22:29, 29 October 2008 (EDT)

oh, man! my adventurer just picked up a giant roach and threw it at an enemy. I am still cracking up. of course, the same adventurer has thrown corpses, flies, spears, etc. before.

The most hilarious thing that could (n)ever happen in Dwarf Fortress

So, I had de-drafted my best hammerer from the military, to do some cross training, and guess what! he got a strange mood. at the same time, my mayor decides he wants an artifact, so he demands one. After a few months, my dwarf is not done, so then my hammerer comes up and beats him for violating the production order. bad move. My dwarf disarms the hammerer and takes his hammer which he then kills the hammerer with. After this, he is my best hammerdwarf in the fortress, so he gets assigned to be the new hammerer. Then he beats himself to death, what a tragic ending.

I know, I know, this could never happen (noble requesting artifact, being assigned hammerer, killing himself with a beating) but it was still funny!

help

When my brother taught me how to play on his computer, he used a saved embark setup, with turtles and all of the other things he wanted. This was a long while ago, and I am now on like, my 6th fort, which I am preparing for, and I want to save the skills and items, for my future forts. My brother cannot remember, he doesn't play it very much anymore. So, after searching on the wiki, I can't find it and now need some friendly user's help. How do you do this, or is it just that my brother did something else and this is not possible. --Destor 18:55, 29 November 2008 (EST)

Isn't there some utility that lets you save embark profiles? --GreyMaria 19:25, 29 November 2008 (EST)

The latest version of DF lets you save the profile in the customize embark screen. I think. I haven't actually tried to load my saved profile. --Savok 21:24, 29 November 2008 (EST)

Download the latest version, if you haven't already.--Maximus 22:19, 29 November 2008 (EST)

I just realized something; if you have the latest version, how do you do that? this is purely hypothetical, but what keys do you press and such?--Destor 00:26, 9 December 2008 (EST)

YEAH!

YES! THE COUNT! Destor has been ecstatic lately, he got a count and the dwarven economy. YES! after 6 whole years, a stinking count and the economy. oh joy of joys!--Destor 17:32, 10 December 2008 (EST)