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|<!--1-->"Okay, there are dwarves walking around, though it's next to the wagon with the equipment that immediately explodes into clouds of boiling bronze while the dwarves flash between the dwarf and bar symbol wearing no-material clothes, but there are dwarves walking around." -- [[Toady One]] | |<!--1-->"Okay, there are dwarves walking around, though it's next to the wagon with the equipment that immediately explodes into clouds of boiling bronze while the dwarves flash between the dwarf and bar symbol wearing no-material clothes, but there are dwarves walking around." -- [[Toady One]] | ||
|<!--2-->"Hey, you know all those trap components in Fortress mode? You can wield them in Adventurer Mode. I'm DRILLING THE SHIT out of SKELETONS AND ZOMBIES."<br />"You can wield anything in adventurer mode."<br />"I CANNOT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ME DRILLING HOLES IN ELVES!" | |<!--2-->"Hey, you know all those trap components in Fortress mode? You can wield them in Adventurer Mode. I'm DRILLING THE SHIT out of SKELETONS AND ZOMBIES."<br />"You can wield anything in adventurer mode."<br />"I CANNOT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ME DRILLING HOLES IN ELVES!" | ||
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In short, the [[Invader|attacking army]] can simply wait until your dwarves emo themselves to death. | In short, the [[Invader|attacking army]] can simply wait until your dwarves emo themselves to death. | ||
|<!--5-->Engraved on the wall is a masterfully designed image of a dwarf engraving a wall. The engraving is a dwarf engraving a wall. The engraving is a dwarf engraving a wall. The engraving is a dwarf engraving on a wall. The engraving is a dwarf engraving on a wall. The engraving is a dwarf mining out a wall. | |<!--5-->Engraved on the wall is a masterfully designed image of a dwarf engraving a wall. The engraving is a dwarf engraving a wall. The engraving is a dwarf engraving a wall. The engraving is a dwarf engraving on a wall. The engraving is a dwarf engraving on a wall. The engraving is a dwarf mining out a wall. | ||
| + | |<!--6-->You begin a conversation with the Hammer Lord Mukca Larothsamo.<br /> | ||
| + | Urist McAdventurer, Wrestler: Greetings. My name is Urist McAdventurer.<br /> | ||
| + | Mukca: Ah, Hello. I'm Mukca Squeezinghandled.<br /> | ||
| + | Specut: I am here to discuss serving your cause.<br /> | ||
| + | Mukca: I am speaking for the Exalted Fellowship. Thank you for your service.<br /> | ||
| + | Mukca: Our people have been tormented by a fearsome foe.<br /> | ||
| + | Mukca: Inkmine is a day's travel to the north.<br /> | ||
| + | Seek this place and kill Cenäth Certaindrives the giant.<br /> | ||
| + | Mukca: Knowing no mercy, cenäth stole Fisher berry wine! | ||
}}<noinclude>[[Category:Humor and stories]]</noinclude> | }}<noinclude>[[Category:Humor and stories]]</noinclude> | ||