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Squirrelloid (talk | contribs) (while i'm here, removing some more lousy quotes. Seriously, who thinks this shit is funny? Added one, lets see if it passes muster.) |
(I stated an opinion on the talk page, none disagreed, I added them back, you have to call for opinion if you want to remove them.) |
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LONGER QUOTES MAY BE DELETED! | LONGER QUOTES MAY BE DELETED! | ||
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|<!--1-->I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny. | |<!--1-->I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny. | ||
|<!--2-->Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange_mood|mysterious]] construction! | |<!--2-->Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange_mood|mysterious]] construction! | ||
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|<!--62-->Do not make a trading race that breathes fire.<br/><br/>I REPEAT, DON'T!! EVER!! | |<!--62-->Do not make a trading race that breathes fire.<br/><br/>I REPEAT, DON'T!! EVER!! | ||
|<!--63-->Dwarf Fortress: Because burning elves are funny. | |<!--63-->Dwarf Fortress: Because burning elves are funny. | ||
| − | |<!--64--> | + | |<!--64-->I had somebody shoot my toe off with a crossbow, which was cool... It just happened that the toe was narrow enough to be removed. -- Dev Log, 08/18/09 |
|<!--65-->There's one thing a dwarf needs, and that's stones. And alcohol... and magma... but mainly stones. | |<!--65-->There's one thing a dwarf needs, and that's stones. And alcohol... and magma... but mainly stones. | ||
|<!--66-->"I swear to god once I saw a dwarf who was labeled as being Strong, Very Agile, Very Tough... and ''Clean''. But it was probably just a bad dream." | |<!--66-->"I swear to god once I saw a dwarf who was labeled as being Strong, Very Agile, Very Tough... and ''Clean''. But it was probably just a bad dream." | ||
| − | |<!--67--> | + | |<!--67-->"So let me get this straight. We managed to destroy dwarven civilization while only managing a single town??" --alway |
|<!--68-->"Dwarven children kidnapped and incorporated into goblin society might sh... shave."<br> --Toady One | |<!--68-->"Dwarven children kidnapped and incorporated into goblin society might sh... shave."<br> --Toady One | ||
|<!--69-->Bug #871: babies fall to death when born on stairs | |<!--69-->Bug #871: babies fall to death when born on stairs | ||
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|<!--76-->"I had to leave just before I tested the dwarf with the boiling gold blood." -- Toady the Great One | |<!--76-->"I had to leave just before I tested the dwarf with the boiling gold blood." -- Toady the Great One | ||
|<!--77-->Urdim Zatinod has been quite content lately. She has lost an annoying friend to tragedy lately. | |<!--77-->Urdim Zatinod has been quite content lately. She has lost an annoying friend to tragedy lately. | ||
| − | |<!--78-->The | + | |<!--78-->Sarvesh Ralrubal likes olivine, olivine and olivine. |
| − | + | |<!--79-->The carp has drowned. | |
| + | |<!--80-->Only in Dwarf Fortress would you try to catch a mermaid to butcher her and make trophies out of her bones. | ||
| + | |<!--81-->Urist McRandy has been ecstatic lately. He brought somebody to bed lately. | ||
| + | |<!--82-->If I ''remembered'' what the &%^#*@! lever did, I'd ''pull'' it! <...pulls lever anyway...> | ||
| + | |<!--83--><nowiki>::facepalm::</nowiki><br />Thanks. I wish I had known that about three forts ago. | ||
| + | |<!--84-->Game Features: How much you ''want''? System Requirements: How much you ''got''? | ||
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NOTICE: If you are editing this and you have not read the instructions on the talk page, your quote will probably not appear.--><noinclude>[[Category:Humor and stories]]</noinclude> | NOTICE: If you are editing this and you have not read the instructions on the talk page, your quote will probably not appear.--><noinclude>[[Category:Humor and stories]]</noinclude> | ||