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Squirrelloid (talk | contribs) (RTFM, seriously, your quotes aren't displaying. (Last one also too long and removed).) |
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LONGER QUOTES MAY BE DELETED! | LONGER QUOTES MAY BE DELETED! | ||
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|<!--1-->I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny. | |<!--1-->I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny. | ||
|<!--2-->Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange_mood|mysterious]] construction! | |<!--2-->Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange_mood|mysterious]] construction! | ||
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|<!--95-->"If Dwarf Fortress geology is to be believed, then the Earth's core is made of microline and demons." | |<!--95-->"If Dwarf Fortress geology is to be believed, then the Earth's core is made of microline and demons." | ||
|<!--96-->'They're firing arrows at us! Quickly! Raise the babies!!' -Urdim McSquadLeader, mother of 8 | |<!--96-->'They're firing arrows at us! Quickly! Raise the babies!!' -Urdim McSquadLeader, mother of 8 | ||
| − | |<!--97--> | + | |<!--97-->It started raining, then all my dwarves outside started bleeding to death. On inspection their upper bodies were missing. |
|<!--98-->It seems that a fresh recruit given a crossbow and a quiver with ammo in it will opt to run up to the enemy and bash them with the crossbow. | |<!--98-->It seems that a fresh recruit given a crossbow and a quiver with ammo in it will opt to run up to the enemy and bash them with the crossbow. | ||
|<!--99-->Bug introduced in the latest version: Firemen can have their flames severed. These flames then just lie around the place. | |<!--99-->Bug introduced in the latest version: Firemen can have their flames severed. These flames then just lie around the place. | ||
| − | |<!--100-->You stab Iron Man in the right leg from behind with your adamantine short sword, breaking away a piece of the gas and shattering the iron! | + | |<!--100-->You stab Iron Man in the right leg from behind with your adamantine short sword, breaking away a piece of the gas and shattering the iron!<br> |
| − | The Beak Dog is caught in a burst of Iron Man gas! | + | The Beak Dog is caught in a burst of Iron Man gas!<br> |
| − | Beak Dog vomits into the Iron Man gas | + | Beak Dog vomits into the Iron Man gas. |
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NOTICE: If you are editing this and you have not read the instructions on the talk page, your quote will probably not appear.--><noinclude>[[Category:Humor and stories]]</noinclude> | NOTICE: If you are editing this and you have not read the instructions on the talk page, your quote will probably not appear.--><noinclude>[[Category:Humor and stories]]</noinclude> | ||