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Hippos seem to be peaceful, friendly and not very intelligent river creatures with a strong tendency to make loud noises while... reproducing. But this is not quite correct. Every dwarf who was courageous enough to settle near the ever growing colonies of the hippos will soon describe them as the monstrous bestias they are: stealthy, bloodthirsty killers who will assasinate every innocent dwarf on sight! | Hippos seem to be peaceful, friendly and not very intelligent river creatures with a strong tendency to make loud noises while... reproducing. But this is not quite correct. Every dwarf who was courageous enough to settle near the ever growing colonies of the hippos will soon describe them as the monstrous bestias they are: stealthy, bloodthirsty killers who will assasinate every innocent dwarf on sight! | ||
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| + | == Bloody Rites of the Hippos == | ||
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| + | Hippos travel through their territory as a swarm, harmless to the most other animals. When they meet similar semi-intelligent groups like immigrants or invaders, suddenly an idividual Hippos blood thirst awakens. After the heard massacred who ever they stumbled across, this warlord hippo (who was given a cool name) will fight any humanoid lifeform to death, actively supported by the brave rest of the herd. | ||
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| + | == How to fight Hippos == | ||
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| + | In one word: Dont. Unless you have a strong army of Spear-and Marksdwarves, Hippos will beat the shit out of your dwarves. Just set up long lines of spiked Hippo traps or dig channels around you entrance. The biggest problem is water. Dwarves will drink the pesky stuff if there is no alcohol, making themselves living targets with a "drown me" sign on them. | ||
Revision as of 09:41, 28 December 2007
Hippos seem to be peaceful, friendly and not very intelligent river creatures with a strong tendency to make loud noises while... reproducing. But this is not quite correct. Every dwarf who was courageous enough to settle near the ever growing colonies of the hippos will soon describe them as the monstrous bestias they are: stealthy, bloodthirsty killers who will assasinate every innocent dwarf on sight!
Bloody Rites of the Hippos
Hippos travel through their territory as a swarm, harmless to the most other animals. When they meet similar semi-intelligent groups like immigrants or invaders, suddenly an idividual Hippos blood thirst awakens. After the heard massacred who ever they stumbled across, this warlord hippo (who was given a cool name) will fight any humanoid lifeform to death, actively supported by the brave rest of the herd.
How to fight Hippos
In one word: Dont. Unless you have a strong army of Spear-and Marksdwarves, Hippos will beat the shit out of your dwarves. Just set up long lines of spiked Hippo traps or dig channels around you entrance. The biggest problem is water. Dwarves will drink the pesky stuff if there is no alcohol, making themselves living targets with a "drown me" sign on them.