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|<!--54-->Bugs are opportunities to cause unprecedented amounts of destruction. --Zorgn | |<!--54-->Bugs are opportunities to cause unprecedented amounts of destruction. --Zorgn | ||
|<!--55-->"You know, Urist, You've got a mind like an +Ash Trap+."--[[User:Destor|Destor]] | |<!--55-->"You know, Urist, You've got a mind like an +Ash Trap+."--[[User:Destor|Destor]] | ||
| + | |<!--56-->Mill their bones to make some bread. | ||
| + | |<!--57-->I can't say what happened at Site 76. Ask the government. --[[Toady One]] | ||
| + | |<!--58-->"After I finished the last quest he had for me, he told me 'When you wake up in the morning, go with Bengel Trustbite the Feral Armors.' So now I'm carrying around the body as a backup throwing weapon." - [[Demonic Gophers]] | ||
| + | |<!--59-->"The wolf's nose has been pierced!" | ||
| + | |<!--60-->"Domesticating Giant Cave Spiders? Ha ha. Aha haha ha ha. No." --[[User:Idiom|Idiom]] | ||
| + | |<!--61-->I mean, how dangerous can an elephant be, anyway? | ||
| + | |<!--62-->Beware of the Elephant's greatest evolutionary trait: [http://archive.dwarffortresswiki.net/index.php/Talk:Elephant#Stealth_Elephants Stealth]. | ||
| + | |<!--63-->Wolf cancels Breathe: Interrupted by ≡Ash Bolt≡. | ||
| + | |<!--64-->There's no wrong way to eat a [[Rhesus macaque|Rhesus]]. | ||
| + | |<!--65-->"I started my fortress in preparation for the goblin invasion. To my dismay, they arrived instead with a trade caravan and a friendly wave. I'm thoroughly disappointed in their lack of genocide." --[[User:Idiom|Idiom]] | ||
| + | |<!--66-->Tobul Dumatfath, Fisherdwarf cancels Fish: Interrupted by [[carp]]. | ||
| + | |<!--67-->I think I'll stick to drowning dwarves and cooking puppies. | ||
| + | |<!--68-->Toady has created a masterpiece! | ||
| + | |<!--69-->Only you can prevent fortress fires. | ||
| + | |<!--70-->So this pit has had 5/7 water in it for over a month now. How freaking deep do I need to make it to drown that damn kitten? | ||
| + | |<!--71-->Maybe Babies are like Pokemon for [[goblin|Goblins]]... You gotta snatch em all --Neonivek | ||
| + | |<!--72-->Note that while you cannot milk larger animals yourself, civilizations can still milk animals "off screen" for your benefit. | ||
| + | |<!--73-->"Oh, you worship Id Taughtletter The Age of Forever? Ha! I killed her last year! Small world!" --Dadamh | ||
| + | |<!--74-->Tosid Idenarzes likes tentacle demons for their corrupt intentions. "There! Now we've covered all of the seven deadly sins." | ||
| + | |<!--75-->"So they'd be shooting things, and suddenly they'd go STOP! HAMMERTIME!" | ||
| + | |<!--76-->"Hey, you know all those trap components in Fortress mode? You can wield them in Adventurer Mode. I'm DRILLING THE SHIT out of SKELETONS AND ZOMBIES."<br />"You can wield anything in adventurer mode."<br />"I CANNOT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ME DRILLING HOLES IN ELVES!" | ||
| + | |<!--77-->"Known bug #780: Town guard becomes a criminal after getting an adventurer's stolen weapon stuck in his body." | ||
| + | |<!--78-->"Because you can't make beer out of cats. Yet. " --[[User:RomeoFalling]] | ||
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