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|<!--1-->I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny. | |<!--1-->I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny. | ||
|<!--2-->Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange_mood|mysterious]] construction! | |<!--2-->Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange_mood|mysterious]] construction! | ||
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|<!--63-->"Thanks to the central chamber being floodable, in the case of a siege, all I have to do is lure the gobbos in and throw the lever. Then, my dwarves can keep going about their business, while the goblins are busy sorting themselves by density." -Moddington | |<!--63-->"Thanks to the central chamber being floodable, in the case of a siege, all I have to do is lure the gobbos in and throw the lever. Then, my dwarves can keep going about their business, while the goblins are busy sorting themselves by density." -Moddington | ||
|<!--64-->"Bloodedrivers the new Beginnings<br>On the forums is a masterful rendition of an image of a human and a dwarf fortress wiki. The dwarf fortress wiki is being read by the human. The human '''has no goddamn clue what the hell is going on'''." -Neruz's edit of uberubert post | |<!--64-->"Bloodedrivers the new Beginnings<br>On the forums is a masterful rendition of an image of a human and a dwarf fortress wiki. The dwarf fortress wiki is being read by the human. The human '''has no goddamn clue what the hell is going on'''." -Neruz's edit of uberubert post | ||
| + | |<!--65-->'''Urdim Kutamèrith, Pump Operator, has created Rakusttenshed, a Glumprong blowgun!''' <br> Urdim, you are a freaking idiot. | ||
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NOTICE: If you are editing this and you have not read the instructions on the talk page, your quote will probably not appear.--><noinclude>[[Category:Humor and stories]]</noinclude> | NOTICE: If you are editing this and you have not read the instructions on the talk page, your quote will probably not appear.--><noinclude>[[Category:Humor and stories]]</noinclude> | ||