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|<!--1-->I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny.
 
|<!--1-->I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny.
 
|<!--2-->Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange_mood|mysterious]] construction!
 
|<!--2-->Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange_mood|mysterious]] construction!
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|<!--55-->"You know, Urist, you've got a mind like an +Ash Trap+."--[[User:Destor|Destor]]
 
|<!--55-->"You know, Urist, you've got a mind like an +Ash Trap+."--[[User:Destor|Destor]]
 
|<!--56-->'''Zander J:''' "Is there a way to stop immigration without setting the population cap?"<br>'''Yanlin:''' "Magma."
 
|<!--56-->'''Zander J:''' "Is there a way to stop immigration without setting the population cap?"<br>'''Yanlin:''' "Magma."
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|<!--57-->[16:08] <[[User:Squeegy|Snowden]]> the merchants won't leave because I killed their guys<br>[16:08] <[[User:Squeegy|Snowden]]> and I can't lock them in and drown them because there's shoes on the floodgate
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|<!--57-->An animal trainer just suddenly stopped working and hid himself in a workshop. He's probably going to make a wardog out of rock and goblin skulls.
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|<!--58--><BBB>Hm, the only dwarf who bothered helping my crippled mayor is my legendary bonecarver.<br><BBB>Hm, fuck. He's not dragging him towards his bed.<br><Nikov>"Oh, is that thing slowing you down? I could make you a nice walking stick out of it..."
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|<!--58-->flying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedy
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|<!--59-->An animal trainer just suddenly stopped working and hid himself in a workshop. He's probably going to make a wardog out of rock and goblin skulls.
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|<!--59-->"Dwarf Fortress: Screw mining for fish, we're fishing for rocks!" -Duke 2.0
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|<!--60-->flying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedy
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|<!--60-->'''Urdim Kutamèrith, Pump Operator, has created Rakusttenshed, a Glumprong blowgun!''' <br> Urdim, you are a freaking idiot.
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|<!--61-->"So I built this genius contraption, see? It uses the combined power of those 12 water-wheels, and those 6 windmills, and brings the water from BEHIND the wheels, all the way to the top of the mountain." "Then what does it do?" "Nothing. Not until you pull this lever, see?" -The Creation of The Doomsday Lever
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|<!--61--><Forkez> I don't get the game, but I do get that tunnels flooded with water is a bad thing.
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|<!--62-->"Dwarf Fortress: Screw mining for fish, we're fishing for rocks!" -Duke 2.0
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|<!--62-->"If you give a dwarf a fire, he will be warm for a night. If you set a dwarf on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life."
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|<!--63-->"Thanks to the central chamber being floodable, in the case of a siege, all I have to do is lure the gobbos in and throw the lever.  Then, my dwarves can keep going about their business, while the goblins are busy sorting themselves by density." -Moddington
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|<!--63-->"Since the Elves said they won't let me cut down any trees, I bought 50 of their logs instead."
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|<!--64-->"Bloodedrivers the new Beginnings<br>On the forums is a masterful rendition of an image of a human and a dwarf fortress wiki. The dwarf fortress wiki is being read by the human. The human '''has no goddamn clue what the hell is going on'''." -Neruz's edit of uberubert post
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|<!--64-->"I swear to god once I saw a dwarf who was labeled as being Stong, Very Agile, Very Tough... and ''Clean''. But it was probably just a bad dream."
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|<!--65-->'''Urdim Kutamèrith, Pump Operator, has created Rakusttenshed, a Glumprong blowgun!''' <br> Urdim, you are a freaking idiot.
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|<!--65-->Do not make a trading race that breathes fire.<br/><br/>I REPEAT, DON'T!! EVER!!  
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|<!--66--><Forkez> I don't get the game, but I do get that tunnels flooded with water is a bad thing.
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|<!--66-->If I ''remembered'' what the &%^#*@! lever did, I'd ''pull'' it! <...pulls lever.>
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|<!--67-->The mayor has sent me to the Foolish Boring the Swamps -again- to kill the crocodile that killed my last three characters- again. I think he's catching on that I just want to level a character high enough to kill him.
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|<!--67-->The flood just came out of ''nowhere''!!!
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|<!--68-->"If you give a dwarf a fire, he will be warm for a night. If you set a dwarf on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life."
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|<!--68-->There's one thing a dwarf needs, and that's stones.  And alcohol... and magma... but mainly stones.
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|<!--69-->"Since the Elves said they won't let me cut down any trees, I bought 50 of their logs instead."
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|<!--69-->Q: "What's the best way to have a single dwarf fight off entire Orc sieges?"<br />
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|<!--70-->"I swear to god once I saw a dwarf who was labeled as being Stong, Very Agile, Very Tough... and ''Clean''. But it was probably just a bad dream."
 
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|<!--71-->Do not make a trading race that breathes fire.<br/><br/>I REPEAT, DON'T!! EVER!!  
 
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|<!--72-->Look, there are roving clumps of sentient lava outside, and the only surviving dwarf is a noble who has mandated the construction of crowns and clear glass items to the empty halls.  This isn't going to get better.
 
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|<!--73-->If I ''remembered'' what the &%^#*@! lever did, I'd ''pull'' it! <...pulls lever.>
 
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|<!--74-->The flood just came out of ''nowhere''!!!
 
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|<!--75-->There's one thing a dwarf needs, and that's stones.  And alcohol... and magma... but mainly stones.
 
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|<!--76-->It worries me that dwarven women don't go on maternity leave. Seeing a soldier give birth while sparring is the second scariest thing I've seen in the game. The first was when she picked the child up and continued fighting.
 
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|<!--77-->Q: "What's the best way to have a single dwarf fight off entire Orc sieges?"<br />
 
 
A: "With a lever."  
 
A: "With a lever."  
 
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NOTICE: If you are editing this and you have not read the instructions on the talk page, your quote will probably not appear.--><noinclude>[[Category:Humor and stories]]</noinclude>
 
NOTICE: If you are editing this and you have not read the instructions on the talk page, your quote will probably not appear.--><noinclude>[[Category:Humor and stories]]</noinclude>

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