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|<!--62-->"If you give a dwarf a fire, he will be warm for a night. If you set a dwarf on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." | |<!--62-->"If you give a dwarf a fire, he will be warm for a night. If you set a dwarf on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." | ||
|<!--63-->"Since the Elves said they won't let me cut down any trees, I bought 50 of their logs instead." | |<!--63-->"Since the Elves said they won't let me cut down any trees, I bought 50 of their logs instead." | ||
| − | |<!--64-->"I swear | + | |<!--64-->"I swear I once saw a dwarf who was labeled as being Strong, Very Agile, Very Tough... & ''Clean''... probably just a bad dream." |
|<!--65-->Do not make a trading race that breathes fire.<br/><br/>I REPEAT, DON'T!! EVER!! | |<!--65-->Do not make a trading race that breathes fire.<br/><br/>I REPEAT, DON'T!! EVER!! | ||
|<!--66-->If I ''remembered'' what the &%^#*@! lever did, I'd ''pull'' it! <...pulls lever anyway...> | |<!--66-->If I ''remembered'' what the &%^#*@! lever did, I'd ''pull'' it! <...pulls lever anyway...> | ||
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A: "With a lever." | A: "With a lever." | ||
|<!--70-->Look, there's sentient lava outside, & the only survivor is issuing mandates to the empty halls. This isn't going to get better. | |<!--70-->Look, there's sentient lava outside, & the only survivor is issuing mandates to the empty halls. This isn't going to get better. | ||
| − | |<!--71-->The mayor sent me | + | |<!--71-->The mayor sent me to kill the crocodile that killed my last 3 characters - again... I think he's catching on that I want to kill him. |
|<!--72-->All I do is lure the gobbos in and throw the lever to flood the central chamber, & the goblins start sorting themselves by density. | |<!--72-->All I do is lure the gobbos in and throw the lever to flood the central chamber, & the goblins start sorting themselves by density. | ||
|<!--73-->The merchants won't leave because I killed their guys & I can't drown them because there's a shoe in the floodgate. | |<!--73-->The merchants won't leave because I killed their guys & I can't drown them because there's a shoe in the floodgate. | ||
| − | |<!--74-->Seeing a | + | |<!--74-->Seeing a dwarf give birth while sparring was scary, but worse was when she picked the child up & continued fighting. |
|<!--75-->On the forums is a masterful rendition of an image of a human reading a dwarf fortress wiki. The human has '''no clue''' what is going on. | |<!--75-->On the forums is a masterful rendition of an image of a human reading a dwarf fortress wiki. The human has '''no clue''' what is going on. | ||
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NOTICE: If you are editing this and you have not read the instructions on the talk page, your quote will probably not appear.--><noinclude>[[Category:Humor and stories]]</noinclude> | NOTICE: If you are editing this and you have not read the instructions on the talk page, your quote will probably not appear.--><noinclude>[[Category:Humor and stories]]</noinclude> | ||