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| − | LIMIT QUOTES TO ~ | + | PLEASE LIMIT QUOTES TO ~150 CHARACTERS |
| − | LONGER QUOTES MAY BE | + | LONGER QUOTES MAY BE DELETED! |
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|<!--1-->I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny. | |<!--1-->I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny. | ||
|<!--2-->Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange_mood|mysterious]] construction! | |<!--2-->Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange_mood|mysterious]] construction! | ||
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|<!--28-->"Incendia sunt socia vestra, armaque vestra, fortesque Montis Domi." "Magma is your ally, your weapon, the strength of the Mountain-Home." --Eita | |<!--28-->"Incendia sunt socia vestra, armaque vestra, fortesque Montis Domi." "Magma is your ally, your weapon, the strength of the Mountain-Home." --Eita | ||
|<!--29-->"Stopped people from giving quests to kill themselves." --[[Toady One]] | |<!--29-->"Stopped people from giving quests to kill themselves." --[[Toady One]] | ||
| − | |<!--30-->"...And I simply doubt we have a need for 7 fishery workers. On top of that, a second soap maker. The hell IS soap?!" | + | |<!--30-->"...And I simply doubt we have a need for 7 fishery workers. On top of that, a second soap maker. The hell IS soap?!" --Zero |
| − | |<!--31-->"This is a terrible pun. All craftsdwarfship is of the poorest quality." | + | |<!--31-->"This is a terrible pun. All craftsdwarfship is of the poorest quality." - [http://tinyurl.com/6yruly Soup_alex] |
|<!--32-->"The default mental state of a dwarf is madness. Sanity is a temporary condition - a PRIVILEGE you have to EARN!" --[[User:Fedor|Fedor]] | |<!--32-->"The default mental state of a dwarf is madness. Sanity is a temporary condition - a PRIVILEGE you have to EARN!" --[[User:Fedor|Fedor]] | ||
|<!--33-->"Why get normal cats? I buy lolcats in the embark screen. Much more fun to engrave about them." --Yanlin | |<!--33-->"Why get normal cats? I buy lolcats in the embark screen. Much more fun to engrave about them." --Yanlin | ||
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|<!--35-->"Got rid of world gen crash during succession after death of prolific long-standing position holders with inbred descendants" --[[Toady One]] | |<!--35-->"Got rid of world gen crash during succession after death of prolific long-standing position holders with inbred descendants" --[[Toady One]] | ||
|<!--36-->"There was a typo in the siegers' campfire code. When the fires went out, so did the game." --[[Toady One]] | |<!--36-->"There was a typo in the siegers' campfire code. When the fires went out, so did the game." --[[Toady One]] | ||
| − | |<!--37-->"Hey, what does that flashing red and orange text mean? What? Why is there smoke everywhere? Oh god, are those BABIES on fire?" | + | |<!--37-->"Hey, what does that flashing red and orange text mean? What? Why is there smoke everywhere? Oh god, are those BABIES on fire?" --[[User:StrawberryBunny|StrawberryBunny]] |
|<!--38-->"It's never 'just a game' when you're losing."<br>--George Carlin (if he played Dwarf Fortress) | |<!--38-->"It's never 'just a game' when you're losing."<br>--George Carlin (if he played Dwarf Fortress) | ||
|<!--39-->Not that building a bridge out of soap makes much sense to begin with anyway. | |<!--39-->Not that building a bridge out of soap makes much sense to begin with anyway. | ||
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|<!--62-->"If you give a dwarf a fire, he will be warm for a night. If you set a dwarf on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." | |<!--62-->"If you give a dwarf a fire, he will be warm for a night. If you set a dwarf on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." | ||
|<!--63-->"Since the Elves said they won't let me cut down any trees, I bought 50 of their logs instead." | |<!--63-->"Since the Elves said they won't let me cut down any trees, I bought 50 of their logs instead." | ||
| − | |<!--64-->"I swear I | + | |<!--64-->"I swear to god once I saw a dwarf who was labeled as being Stong, Very Agile, Very Tough... and ''Clean''. But it was probably just a bad dream." |
|<!--65-->Do not make a trading race that breathes fire.<br/><br/>I REPEAT, DON'T!! EVER!! | |<!--65-->Do not make a trading race that breathes fire.<br/><br/>I REPEAT, DON'T!! EVER!! | ||
| − | |<!--66-->If I ''remembered'' what the &%^#*@! lever did, I'd ''pull'' it! <...pulls lever | + | |<!--66-->If I ''remembered'' what the &%^#*@! lever did, I'd ''pull'' it! <...pulls lever.> |
|<!--67-->The flood just came out of ''nowhere''!!! | |<!--67-->The flood just came out of ''nowhere''!!! | ||
|<!--68-->There's one thing a dwarf needs, and that's stones. And alcohol... and magma... but mainly stones. | |<!--68-->There's one thing a dwarf needs, and that's stones. And alcohol... and magma... but mainly stones. | ||
|<!--69-->Q: "What's the best way to have a single dwarf fight off entire Orc sieges?"<br /> | |<!--69-->Q: "What's the best way to have a single dwarf fight off entire Orc sieges?"<br /> | ||
A: "With a lever." | A: "With a lever." | ||
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NOTICE: If you are editing this and you have not read the instructions on the talk page, your quote will probably not appear.--><noinclude>[[Category:Humor and stories]]</noinclude> | NOTICE: If you are editing this and you have not read the instructions on the talk page, your quote will probably not appear.--><noinclude>[[Category:Humor and stories]]</noinclude> | ||