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User talk:DJMuffinMan
Revision as of 04:37, 12 December 2008 by DJMuffinMan (talk | contribs)
Hi All, I'm DJMuffinMan. I'm a man of few words, and I really like DF.
As my first notable ridiculous DF story, I'd like to tell you about my latest Strange Mood Artifact: Kivish Helmsshanks, a Pig tail skirt. This is a Pig tail skirt. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encrusted with Melanite, decorated with Pig Tail and Alder and encircled with bands of Pig tail and Maple. It is made from Pig tail cloth. This object is adorned with hanging rings of Birch and Mica and menaces with spikes of Tin and Highwood.
And just when I thought DF couldn't get more ridiculous. I mean, how could one even SIT DOWN with that thing on?? It's 19 dwarf-weight thingies heavy, and is valued at 34000 Star-Money-Things.