v0.31:Sun

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The Sun is a floating ball of Template:L that comes out during the day. It is spherical, luminous, and travels through the sky starting every dawn, for reasons no one knows. The sun makes things bright and hot and can be considered a menace, but while the sun is not a friend to Template:L, it is nonetheless the enemy of things Template:L.

The Template:L is required for the Template:L of surface Template:L such as Template:L Dwarves who spend too much time in the sun will get used to it and start living on the dirt like an Template:L. True dwarves avoid the sun if they can, since Template:L can cause awful Template:L to one who rightly embraces the Template:L.

Template:L often draw pictures of the sun for a variety of reasons. The Sun can be useful for telling time; in fact, most days begin at "sunrise" and end at "sunset," after which night begins.

One day, the Dwarves will succeed in surrounding the sun with Template:L before learning to weaponize it. The Age of Dwarves will soon follow.