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==[[User:Geoffrey|Geoffrey]]==
 
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Soon Suffar would be the last wizard left in the world.  Once he had the power, the dwarves would bend to his will and create for him the ultimate artifact.  He wanted to create life, not another monster, but a companion worthy enough to be his partner.  Only then would he be at peace.
 
Soon Suffar would be the last wizard left in the world.  Once he had the power, the dwarves would bend to his will and create for him the ultimate artifact.  He wanted to create life, not another monster, but a companion worthy enough to be his partner.  Only then would he be at peace.
  
===(27th March 2018)===
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==[[User:Gunslinger|Gunslinger]]==
<pre>kN|kN|####  +++N++M+</pre>
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===(7 January 2011)===
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<pre>aa,.a,.W,.%,%%,.T</pre>
  
“Yes,” said Destra, “I promise you revenge.
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The wizard walked barefoot along the sandy lake bottom, schools of
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axolotls swimming around his toes.  Through the murky water, the
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wizard could see the remains of a wrecked ship.  The salamanders
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guided him through a hole in the wooden hull.  In the darkness the
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wizard noticed the faintest light.  It was coming from a chest half
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buried in the sand.
  
“I will eat him,” said the minotaur“Then I will eat you.
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Before the wizard could open the treasure chest a shock wave shot
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through the water, knocking the wizard flat on his back.  The ship
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tore in half revealing a huge monster covered in waving aquatic
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plants.  It was the titan of the lake.  The axolotls scattered in all
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directions.  The wizard scuttled backward.  He could not speak, making
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his charms uselessIt was to be a battle of flesh and steel.
  
“It's a deal!” said Destra.
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===(24 December 2014)===
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<pre>|oW++|#######N#N#N#NN#NN#NN</pre>
  
The monster guided the witch out of the caveWith all its strength, the minotaur pushed the boulders aside and he and the witch stepped out into the night air.  The witch cast a spell and traced the wizard's path through the etherThey followed the magical trail north.
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Many of you remember the tale of the lakeYour dwarf mothers and
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fathers warned you not to go near, lest the giant axolotl eat you.
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Now that the wizard had tempted fate by entering the lake titan's
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domain, all were in danger.  The wizard was clever, transforming
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himself into a fish and gobbling up the magic pearl, then swimming
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away before the giant salamander could find himWhen he emerged from
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the waters, he changed his shape into that of a pelican and flew away.
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The titan was furious and took out its frustrations on people who
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lived near the shore.
  
Over stream and under the trees the pair closed in on the wizard's tower.  Meanwhile Suffar order his kobold to hunt for dwarven treasure once more.  He was on the brink of a breakthrough.  All he needed was one more artifact, one more vision into the true nature of magic.
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“Forgive us, mighty Hetain,” screamed the villagers.
  
It had been several days, and the kobold had yet to return.  Suffar was becoming concerned.  Then there was a knock at the door.  The wizard made his way down the long spiral staircase“I'm comingI'm coming!  Settle down!” grumbled the wizard as he reached to door at last.  Opening it, he saw a tall, cloaked figure.
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It was too late and they knew it.  The poor people hardly protested as
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Hetain transformed them into horrible, bloodthirsty monsters and sent
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then on their way to find the thieving wizardThey stretched their
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new wings and launched into the night's skyThere wasn't much time
 +
before dawn, and the newly reborn night creatures could not travel
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during daylight.
  
“I have come for you,” said the stranger.
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“Father,” asked one of the night creatures, “do you think that mighty
 +
Hetain will allow us to die after we return the pearl?”
  
===(3rd January 2020)===
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“Our lives,” said the older night creature, “have always been those of
<pre>kN|++N+M+U+N+k</pre>
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service and toil.  Before Hetain, we served the dwarven king.  All we
 +
can do is serve our betters faithfully.  Then, perhaps, we shall
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receive our just reward.”
  
“Oh Lady of Darkness,” whimpered Suffar“I meant to summon you earlier, but it was my kobold's birthday and I...
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Arriving at his tower, the wizard threw off his bird shape and reached
 +
into his mouth, withdrawing the magic pearl.  The old man had spent
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most of his life searching for enchanted artifacts such as this.  It
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was a goal of his since youth to be the greatest wizard the world had
 +
ever known.  For this end, he had to take chances.  Stealing the pearl
 +
was no small thingIn belonged to one of the Four Titans who had
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existed since the world was young.  He knew the pearl was cursed, but
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it had to be his all the same.
  
“Enough excuses!” said the demon mistress.  “I knew you were collecting magic powers to bind me, but you are too late.  I have arrived.”
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===(7 May 2015)===
 +
<pre>|++%++|####h####</pre>
  
“But how?asked Suffar.
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“Die in the name of Hetain!howled the ape-like creature as it leaped through the window of the wizard's tower.
  
The kobold appeared from behind the demon's robesThat rascal had intoned the rites of summoning without himNow all was lost.   
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Speaking a charm just in time to confuse his attacker, the wizard ran to his sword which he kept leaning against the wall of his laboratoryWith a slice and a thrust, the monsters was undone, laying in pieces on the floorThis was certainly a first, attacked by a night creature while relaxing at home.  The titan, Hetain, meant business.   
  
The wizard groveled before Mistress of All EvilMaybe there was still a way out of this nightmare, something in the contract he had signed to make the legal mumbo-jumbo null and void.   
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Dressing himself in his magic robe, the wizard stepped out of the tower windowHe let himself fall for a few seconds, letting the refreshing breeze blow through his long gray hair.  Then he transformed into a red tailed hawk.  His idea was to travel to the capital of Assura and hire a hero or two to slay the titanJust getting to the city would prove a task difficult enough to call on his considerable skills.
  
He had to think. Then to answer came to him.
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===(13 June 2015)===
 +
<pre>""",.Gm,."",</pre>
  
It was the nature of demons to play the long gameTheir machinations took decades to resolveSuffar didn't have that kind of time.   
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It was impossible, even for a hawk, to reach the capital before nightfall.  It was suicide to stay in the air after sundown.  The titan, Hetain, controlled an armada of flying night creaturesInstead, the wizard dove into the trees and landed in the jungleThere he took the shape of a mighty gorillaThe night creatures would be foolish to mess with him now.
  
He knew that sooner than latter the demon would find him of no use and send him spiraling down into the NetherworldHis only chance was to find Destra, if she still lived.
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“Hey, gorilla,” said a voice in the evening wind“I know what you are carrying.
  
So when the demon locked the door to the library behind her, Suffar slipped out of castle.
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“Show yourself,” growled the wizard.
  
The ruined dwarf fortress was only around the next bend in the roadSuffar began going over the language that he would use to convince Destra that feeding her to the minotaur was just a big mistake.   
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A tiny rodent scurried out of the brush and onto a patch of moss next to one of the wizard's impressive forearmsCloser inspection revealed that it was actually a mouse man, servant of one of the other three titansThe wizard told the mouse man to speak his piece quickly, for any minute they would be mobbed by vengeful night creatures.
  
When he arrived at the entrance to the labyrinth he found the the stone had been rolled awayNow he was in serious trouble.  Someone behind him cleared their throat.
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“I serve almighty Domon and his chariot in the sky,” said the mouse man“Lend me the pearl and I will ensure your victory.
  
“You have a lot of nerve coming back here.
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===(22 July 2015)===
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<pre>""."",.G->g.,.,~~~~~</pre>
  
It was Destra alright, and with her was the hulking minotaur looking hungry as everHis jaw jabbering, Suffar tried to quickly describe the trouble he was in. Nay, the trouble they were all in.
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So, Domon sought the pearl as wellThe wizard should not have been surprised that the word of his conquest had spread so quickly.  Now the wizard must be doubly careful. While Hetain controlled the night, Domon ruled everything under the sun and the eternal vault of sky.
  
“Your kobold summoned the Princess of Darkness?” asked Destra.
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The giant gorilla shifted his weight unto his knuckles and howled at the mouse man. It was clear that the wizard had made his decision.  He would trust no titan.  The mouse man ran for his life.  This move would not go unanswered, for Domon was a vengeful titan. 
  
The pair of magic users and the reluctant minotaur returned to the castleThe cow man was none to happy to arrive back at the place where he had been created.   
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The wizard couldn't stay in the jungle forever, hiding from the angry rays of the sun.  He moved to the edge of the final treeline and looked out over the rolling plains of SlusiaAssura was there, just beyond the horizon.  Stopping to think for a moment, the giant gorilla scratched its foreheadAt last the wizard decided on a shape, transforming himself into a speedy gazelle.
  
The minotaur wiped the tears from his eyes and promised himself he was have his revenge.
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===(20 August 2015)===
 +
<pre>ccc.,\W,|@</pre>
  
“Bacabadabis,” said the demon, as she stirred the thick goo inside the magic cauldron, “I think this is the start of a magical friendship.
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Not one.  Not two.  But, three cheetahs took off running after the wizard as he bounded across the plain.  The titan, Domon, meant business.  As Hetain controlled the night, Domon ruled the day.  None of it would matter if he reached the dwarf fortress of Assura.  Jumping just in time to avoid a pouncing wild cat, the wizard narrowly avoided death.  He ducked and rolled and transformed once again into human shape, wielding a longsword.  The cheetahs stopped where they were as the wizard had reached the gates of Assura.
  
Yapping with alarm, the kobold pointed over the demon's shoulder.  Before she could react, the monster lifted her up by the neck and tossed her into the black metal bowl.
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“Open the gates, I say,” boomed the wizard.
  
Suffar was relieved that he was now free, until he looked up to see the cow monster standing over him.
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“Who gives a command to free dwarves?” answered the guards-dwarf.
  
“Your bones will make a good stew,” said the minotaur as he mixed the substance that was Suffar and the demon with a giant ladle.
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“It is I,” said the wizard, “Suffar the Mighty.
  
Watching with horror, the kobold bolted toward the doorDestra pointed her finger and a bolt of lightning struck the tiny monsterAfter the dust cleared there was nothing left behind but a long, pink-tailed rat.
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Even the dwarves of Assura had heard tales of the great SuffarNot all good, it must be said.  Suffar was a rogue and a trickster.  The dwarves watched as the cheetahs circled the wizard, waiting for the moment to strikeMaybe they wouldn't have to open the gates after all.
  
“Are you going to eat that?” asked the minotaur.
 
  
THE END
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===(23 September 2015)===
 +
<pre>Wo+++@|</pre>
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Holding up the magic pearl, Suffar demanded to be let in a third time.  The greed of the dwarves was not easy to measure.  It seemed they would do anything to acquire the smallest treasure.  Suffar stepped through the gates with a final sneer at his pursuers.  As the gates shut, the cheetahs disappeared in puffs of smoke.
  
==[[User:Gunslinger|Gunslinger]]==
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“Is that Hetain's magic pearl?” demanded the noble dwarf.
===(7 January 2011)===
 
<pre>aa,.a,.W,.%,%%,.T</pre>
 
  
The wizard walked barefoot along the sandy lake bottom, schools of
+
“One and the same,” said Suffar, dropping the pearl back into his pocket.
axolotls swimming around his toes.  Through the murky water, the
 
wizard could see the remains of a wrecked ship.  The salamanders
 
guided him through a hole in the wooden hull.  In the darkness the
 
wizard noticed the faintest light.  It was coming from a chest half
 
buried in the sand.
 
  
Before the wizard could open the treasure chest a shock wave shot
+
“The titans would offer a king's ransom for that treasure,” said the dwarf.
through the water, knocking the wizard flat on his back.  The ship
 
tore in half revealing a huge monster covered in waving aquatic
 
plants.  It was the titan of the lake.  The axolotls scattered in all
 
directions.  The wizard scuttled backward.  He could not speak, making
 
his charms useless.  It was to be a battle of flesh and steel.
 
  
===(24 December 2014)===
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“And I will offer twice that amount to the hero that slays Hetain,” countered Suffar.
<pre>|oW++|#######N#N#N#NN#NN#NN</pre>
 
  
Many of you remember the tale of the lakeYour dwarf mothers and
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It was much to consider, coming between titans and wizardsIt meant almost certain death to the dwarves involved. This mattered little to the hero class, a group of dwarves raised since birth to laugh at danger.  It was at the Temple of Bravery that Suffar met Kogan, the mightiest of the dwarves.
fathers warned you not to go near, lest the giant axolotl eat you.
 
Now that the wizard had tempted fate by entering the lake titan's
 
domain, all were in danger.  The wizard was clever, transforming
 
himself into a fish and gobbling up the magic pearl, then swimming
 
away before the giant salamander could find him.  When he emerged from
 
the waters, he changed his shape into that of a pelican and flew away.
 
The titan was furious and took out its frustrations on people who
 
lived near the shore.
 
  
“Forgive us, mighty Hetain,screamed the villagers.
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“Will you kill Hetain for me?asked Suffar.
  
It was too late and they knew it.  The poor people hardly protested as
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“I have been waiting for a challenge worthy of my blade,” said Kogan.
Hetain transformed them into horrible, bloodthirsty monsters and sent
 
then on their way to find the thieving wizard.  They stretched their
 
new wings and launched into the night's sky.  There wasn't much time
 
before dawn, and the newly reborn night creatures could not travel
 
during daylight.
 
  
“Father,” asked one of the night creatures, “do you think that mighty
+
===(24 October 2015)===
Hetain will allow us to die after we return the pearl?”
+
<pre>###NB######|W+@|##</pre>
  
“Our lives,” said the older night creature, “have always been those of
+
The two never actually agreed on a price.  Kogan instead offered to go with Suffar if he led him to glory and deathThe wizard agreed, knowing it was not a quest for a hero who still possessed reason.  There would be no coming back from the titan's lake.  All Suffar could do was help his new friend along his final journey.
service and toilBefore Hetain, we served the dwarven king.  All we
 
can do is serve our betters faithfully.  Then, perhaps, we shall
 
receive our just reward.
 
  
Arriving at his tower, the wizard threw off his bird shape and reached
+
“Is it far?” asked Kogan“These legs weren't made for walking.
into his mouth, withdrawing the magic pearlThe old man had spent
 
most of his life searching for enchanted artifacts such as this.  It
 
was a goal of his since youth to be the greatest wizard the world had
 
ever known.  For this end, he had to take chances.  Stealing the pearl
 
was no small thing.  In belonged to one of the Four Titans who had
 
existed since the world was young.  He knew the pearl was cursed, but
 
it had to be his all the same.
 
  
===(7 May 2015)===
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“Fear not, little one,” said Suffar, “I will summon the appropriate steeds.”
<pre>|++%++|####h####</pre>
 
  
“Die in the name of Hetain!” howled the ape-like creature as it leaped through the window of the wizard's tower.
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Standing on the tallest tower of the castle, Suffar spoke to the wind, whilst Kogan watched with interest.  After a time, the wizard pointed to the horizon.  To specks appeared which grew steadily larger.  They were a pair of giant birds.  One was an enormous female nuthatch, while the other was a bushtit, the size of a bull.  The dwarf stood back, wielding his axe.
  
Speaking a charm just in time to confuse his attacker, the wizard ran to his sword which he kept leaning against the wall of his laboratory.  With a slice and a thrust, the monsters was undone, laying in pieces on the floor.  This was certainly a first, attacked by a night creature while relaxing at home.  The titan, Hetain, meant business.
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“Fear not,” said Suffar.  “These creatures will take us to the hated lake of Hetain.
  
Dressing himself in his magic robe, the wizard stepped out of the tower windowHe let himself fall for a few seconds, letting the refreshing breeze blow through his long gray hair.  Then he transformed into a red tailed hawk.  His idea was to travel to the capital of Assura and hire a hero or two to slay the titan.  Just getting to the city would prove a task difficult enough to call on his considerable skills.
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“Fear is not in my vocabulary,” said Kogan“I will do anything to speed the march of doom and final destiny.
  
===(13 June 2015)===
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===(30 November 2015)===
<pre>""",.Gm,."",</pre>
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<pre>,.@*W,.   ?D?</pre>
  
It was impossible, even for a hawk, to reach the capital before nightfallIt was suicide to stay in the air after sundown.  The titan, Hetain, controlled an armada of flying night creaturesInstead, the wizard dove into the trees and landed in the jungle.  There he took the shape of a mighty gorilla.  The night creatures would be foolish to mess with him now.
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It was more than a day's journey back to the titan's lake and the giant birds would be no good against the creatures Hetain had prepared for themKogan watched the terrain unfolding beneath him with wonder.  The world seemed so much smaller than it had beenThe birds flew quickly, knowing that at any moment, Domon might spy them from his chariot in the sky.
  
“Hey, gorilla,” said a voice in the evening wind.  “I know what you are carrying.”
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“Dive for those trees, Kogan,” said Suffar.  “I fear that Domon has found us.”
  
“Show yourself,” growled the wizard.
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The dwarf kicked the sides of his giant bushtit and the bird dove for the forest canopy.  Kogan looked behind him to see a bright green dragon pursuing him.  Suffar was nowhere to be found.  Jumping off his steed before the jet of flames hit him, Kogan grabbed at tree branches as he fell through the air.
  
A tiny rodent scurried out of the brush and onto a patch of moss next to one of the wizard's impressive forearms.  Closer inspection revealed that it was actually a mouse man, servant of one of the other three titans.  The wizard told the mouse man to speak his piece quickly, for any minute they would be mobbed by vengeful night creatures.
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“Wake up, brave dwarf,” said the wizard.
  
“I serve almighty Domon and his chariot in the sky,” said the mouse man“Lend me the pearl and I will ensure your victory.
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Opening his eyes, Kogan found that he had indeed survived.  Suffar had built a fire in a small clearing beneath the starsHere they waited for Hetain's creatures to attack.
  
===(22 July 2015)===
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===(18 December 2015)===
<pre>""."",.G->g.,.,~~~~~</pre>
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<pre>,A.,\@*W</pre>
  
So, Domon sought the pearl as well.  The wizard should not have been surprised that the word of his conquest had spread so quickly.  Now the wizard must be doubly carefulWhile Hetain controlled the night, Domon ruled everything under the sun and the eternal vault of sky.
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The first night creature to attack was an ape-like creature with a single eye in the center of its forehead.  Kogan was ready, battleaxe in hand.  The creature huffed and puffed.  Its issue was not with the dwarf, but with the scheming wizard, but Kogan would not allow the creature to advanceFinally, the creature sat back on its haunches and held its arms in a pose of tranquility.
  
The giant gorilla shifted his weight unto his knuckles and howled at the mouse man. It was clear that the wizard had made his decision.  He would trust no titan.  The mouse man ran for his life.  This move would not go unanswered, for Domon was a vengeful titan. 
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“Shall you let us pass?” asked Suffar.
  
The wizard couldn't stay in the jungle forever, hiding from the angry rays of the sunHe moved to the edge of the final treeline and looked out over the rolling plains of Slusia.  Assura was there, just beyond the horizon.  Stopping to think for a moment, the giant gorilla scratched its forehead.  At last the wizard decided on a shape, transforming himself into a speedy gazelle.
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“You have my master's property,” said the ape“You must die for your crimes.
  
===(20 August 2015)===
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“What if we returned the treasure in person?” asked the wizard. “I'm sure my friend here would love to meet the great and mighty Hetain.”
<pre>ccc.,\W,|@</pre>
 
  
Not one.  Not two.  But, three cheetahs took off running after the wizard as he bounded across the plain.  The titan, Domon, meant business.  As Hetain controlled the night, Domon ruled the day.  None of it would matter if he reached the dwarf fortress of Assura.  Jumping just in time to avoid a pouncing wild cat, the wizard narrowly avoided death.  He ducked and rolled and transformed once again into human shape, wielding a longsword.  The cheetahs stopped where they were as the wizard had reached the gates of Assura.
+
The ape struck like a snake, but Kogan was faster.  The night creature hit the ground, bleeding from a savage and mortal wound.  The adventurers watched with wonder as the creature's body transformed into the body of a dead dwarf.
  
“Open the gates, I say,boomed the wizard.
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“What have I done?asked Kogan.
  
“Who gives a command to free dwarves?” answered the guards-dwarf.
+
===(22 January 2016)===
 +
<pre>W@.T"T"~~~~~~~~~</pre>
  
“It is I,” said the wizard, “Suffar the Mighty.”
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“It is because of Hetain that this poor dwarf suffered,” said Suffar.  “You have only done him a mercy.”
  
Even the dwarves of Assura had heard tales of the great Suffar.  Not all good, it must be said.  Suffar was a rogue and a trickster.  The dwarves watched as the cheetahs circled the wizard, waiting for the moment to strike.  Maybe they wouldn't have to open the gates after all.
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“You said nothing of killing my own kind,” protested Kogan.
  
 +
“It will get worse before the end,” said the wizard.  “You must be strong.  Don't let Hetain's evil confuse your heart and mind.”
  
===(23 September 2015)===
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That night they buried the dead dwarf and Kogan prayed for his soul.  Strangely, no more creatures attacked.  It was as if Hetain knew he now had the upper hand and would toy with the adventurers.  Suffar wondered if he had made a mistake enlisting the help of a dwarven hero.  Maybe a true mercenary was called for.
<pre>Wo+++@|</pre>
 
  
Holding up the magic pearl, Suffar demanded to be let in a third timeThe greed of the dwarves was not easy to measure.  It seemed they would do anything to acquire the smallest treasure.  Suffar stepped through the gates with a final sneer at his pursuers.  As the gates shut, the cheetahs disappeared in puffs of smoke.
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“Hetain will pay for what he has done,” said Kogan“You can rest assured of that.
  
“Is that Hetain's magic pearl?” demanded the noble dwarf.
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The lake was just on the other side of a screen of trees.  Kogan had the look of grim determination but Suffar wasn't entirely sure he trusted him.  Taking on the titan was an act for the insane brave.  While Kogan was clearly not stable, Suffar still didn't know which way his blade would cut.
  
“One and the same,” said Suffar, dropping the pearl back into his pocket.
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===(28 February 2016)===
 +
<pre>W..@.,.,NNNNN~~~~A~~~~~</pre>
  
“The titans would offer a king's ransom for that treasure,said the dwarf.
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“Who are they?asked Kogan.
  
“And I will offer twice that amount to the hero that slays Hetain,” countered Suffar.
+
“They are the dwarves of the once powerful fortress of Etwersbrot,” said Suffar. “They worship Hetain now.”
  
It was much to consider, coming between titans and wizardsIt meant almost certain death to the dwarves involvedThis mattered little to the hero class, a group of dwarves raised since birth to laugh at dangerIt was at the Temple of Bravery that Suffar met Kogan, the mightiest of the dwarves.
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A horde of misshapen monsters ringed the lake, holding hands.  Some them had three arms.  Some had two heads.  They were all monstrous and terrifyingKogan knew that they were once dwarves.  He wished with all his might that he could forget that knowledge and slay them cleanlyNow every dead monster was simply murder.
  
“Will you kill Hetain for me?” asked Suffar.
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The chanting of the monsters intensified with the rising of the moon.  There was a bubbling vortex at the center of the lake.  Soon the giant axolotl appeared, rising magically above the water.  The monsters prostrated themselves before the titan.  It was Kogan's chance.  Suffar tapped him on the shoulder and he rose, stepping out into the moonlight.
  
“I have been waiting for a challenge worthy of my blade,” said Kogan.
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“Hetain,” shouted Kogan, “why are you trying to control my people?”
  
===(24 October 2015)===
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===(26 March 2016)===
<pre>###NB######|W+@|##</pre>
+
<pre>W,.NNNN,.@/(((((A)))))</pre>
  
The two never actually agreed on a price.  Kogan instead offered to go with Suffar if he led him to glory and deathThe wizard agreed, knowing it was not a quest for a hero who still possessed reasonThere would be no coming back from the titan's lake.  All Suffar could do was help his new friend along his final journey.
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“The pearl belongs to me,” said the giant salamander“The villain you work for is no more than a thiefI stand on the side of the righteous.
  
“Is it far?” asked Kogan.  “These legs weren't made for walking.”
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“It is righteous to turn my kin into monsters?” shouted Kogan.  “I have shed the blood of my blood because of you. Are you listening, oh dwarves of Etwersbrot?  Serve not this coward and let him fight his own battles!
  
“Fear not, little one,” said Suffar, “I will summon the appropriate steeds.
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The monsters stopped their chanting and stepped aside as Kogan approached the water's edge.  Hetain looked nervous.  His slaves had never rebelled before.  The dwarf stood before the titan, holding his battle axe at the ready.  Hetain called on the power of the outer darkness, creating a vortex in the water below him.  Suffar saw the danger and began chanting to counter the spell.  The little dwarf was in more danger than he knew.  Hetain was opening a portal to a dimension of ultimate evil.
  
Standing on the tallest tower of the castle, Suffar spoke to the wind, whilst Kogan watched with interest.  After a time, the wizard pointed to the horizon.  To specks appeared which grew steadily larger.  They were a pair of giant birds. One was an enormous female nuthatch, while the other was a bushtit, the size of a bull. The dwarf stood back, wielding his axe.
+
===(27 April 2016)===
 +
<pre>W,..,~~~@/~~&&&&&&&</pre>
  
“Fear not,” said Suffar.  “These creatures will take us to the hated lake of Hetain.
+
Seeing that now was the time to act, Kogan charged passed the confused looking monsters and into the lake.  Suffar spoke a charm and the water became solid as ice where Kogan stepped.  He ran across the lake toward the giant salamanderThe vortex at the center of the lake was growing larger.  A strange howling could be heard from within, like the terrible screams of all of those being tortured in the underworld.
  
“Fear is not in my vocabulary,” said Kogan.  “I will do anything to speed the march of doom and final destiny.”
+
“You have done my kin ill,” pronounced Kogan as he raised his axe“Prepare to die.”
  
===(30 November 2015)===
+
Entrails poured into the dimensional portal as Kogan gutted the monstrous titan with a great stroke of his blade.  The guts acted as chum, attracting the most hungry of demons up from the depths. Kogan staggered backward as the monsters blasted up and out into the world of the living.
<pre>,.@*W,.   ?D?</pre>
 
  
It was more than a day's journey back to the titan's lake and the giant birds would be no good against the creatures Hetain had prepared for them.  Kogan watched the terrain unfolding beneath him with wonder.  The world seemed so much smaller than it had been.  The birds flew quickly, knowing that at any moment, Domon might spy them from his chariot in the sky.
+
“What have you done?” muttered Suffar.
  
“Dive for those trees, Kogan,” said Suffar. “I fear that Domon has found us.
+
===(30 May 2016)===
 +
<pre>@.,@.,@@,.@.&&&&&&&&&&&&&&.W~~@~~</pre>
  
The dwarf kicked the sides of his giant bushtit and the bird dove for the forest canopy.  Kogan looked behind him to see a bright green dragon pursuing himSuffar was nowhere to be found.  Jumping off his steed before the jet of flames hit him, Kogan grabbed at tree branches as he fell through the air.
+
Hundreds of dwarves, finding that they now wore their own bodies, had to quickly stop celebrating and run for their livesA black fountain of evil blasted up from the center of the lake where Kogan had been standing seconds beforeDark, winged shapes gathered in the sky above.  
  
“Wake up, brave dwarf,” said the wizard.
+
“Mul-o-rom, Sul-o-rom,” chanted Suffar as he dragged Kogan's body away from the water.
  
Opening his eyes, Kogan found that he had indeed survivedSuffar had built a fire in a small clearing beneath the starsHere they waited for Hetain's creatures to attack.
+
The demons had not noticed the wizard yet, choosing instead to fly after the fleeing dwarves.  Suffar could not help but think that this was all his fault.  The mess he had created was bigger than just a stolen pearlThe entire world was in perilHe had to seek out Domon, in the Palace of the Rising Sun.
  
===(18 December 2015)===
+
===(1 July 2016)===
<pre>,A.,\@*W</pre>
+
<pre>N%,..W@,.</pre>
  
The first night creature to attack was an ape-like creature with a single eye in the center of its forehead.  Kogan was ready, battleaxe in hand.  The creature huffed and puffed.  Its issue was not with the dwarf, but with the scheming wizard, but Kogan would not allow the creature to advance.  Finally, the creature sat back on its haunches and held its arms in a pose of tranquility.
+
“Where is the sun?” asked Kogan as he awoke.
  
“Shall you let us pass?asked Suffar.
+
“There has been a lasting darkness since Hetain died,said Suffar.
  
“You have my master's property,” said the ape. “You must die for your crimes.”
+
“Then we have won,” exclaimed Kogan.
  
“What if we returned the treasure in person?asked the wizard“I'm sure my friend here would love to meet the great and mighty Hetain.
+
A dizzy spell forced Kogan to lie back down.  “It's a bit more complicated than that,said Suffar.  The stars twinkled as giant bat-like creatures passed through the skyKogan turned to witness a horrible sight just a stone's throw away.  Three demons were feasting on the body of a dead dwarf.  They were more horrible than the night creatures of Hetain.
  
The ape struck like a snake, but Kogan was fasterThe night creature hit the ground, bleeding from a savage and mortal wound.  The adventurers watched with wonder as the creature's body transformed into the body of a dead dwarf.
+
“They can't see us,” said Suffar“Rest, my friend.
  
“What have I done?asked Kogan.
+
“There must be a way to stop them,whispered Kogan. “You said something about Domon, and the sky chariot.”
  
===(22 January 2016)===
+
“I'm afraid the sun has set forever,” said Suffar. “The four titans cannot help us now.”
<pre>W@.T"T"~~~~~~~~~</pre>
 
  
“It is because of Hetain that this poor dwarf suffered,” said Suffar.  “You have only done him a mercy.
+
“There must be something we can do?” asked the dwarf hero.
  
“You said nothing of killing my own kind,” protested Kogan.
+
“Yes,” said Suffar.  “As long as we hold the pearl there is hope.
  
“It will get worse before the end,” said the wizard. “You must be strong. Don't let Hetain's evil confuse your heart and mind.
+
===(31 July 2016)===
 +
<pre>.,,.NN..,</pre>
  
That night they buried the dead dwarf and Kogan prayed for his soul.  Strangely, no more creatures attacked.  It was as if Hetain knew he now had the upper hand and would toy with the adventurers.  Suffar wondered if he had made a mistake enlisting the help of a dwarven hero.  Maybe a true mercenary was called for.
+
“The magic doorway will close,” said Suffar, “if we cast Hetain's magic pearl back through the demon gate.
  
“Hetain will pay for what he has done,” said Kogan. “You can rest assured of that.”
+
“Then do it,” exclaimed Kogan, suffering from another fainting spell.
  
The lake was just on the other side of a screen of trees.  Kogan had the look of grim determination but Suffar wasn't entirely sure he trusted him.  Taking on the titan was an act for the insane brave.  While Kogan was clearly not stable, Suffar still didn't know which way his blade would cut.
+
“Who ever should cast in the pearl shall die,” said Suffar.
  
===(28 February 2016)===
+
“Then give it to me,” said Kogan. “I care not for my own life.
<pre>W..@.,.,NNNNN~~~~A~~~~~</pre>
 
  
“Who are they?asked Kogan.
+
“That much in obvious,said Suffar, “but you cannot be the one. Look at your body.”
  
“They are the dwarves of the once powerful fortress of Etwersbrot,” said Suffar“They worship Hetain now.
+
Straining to sit up, Kogan was horrified to see that his body was a mere skeleton, barely held together by bits of sinew.  Suffar used his magic to keep Kogan alive, but it was only a kind of half-lifeOnce the pearl was cast, Kogan too would die.
  
A horde of misshapen monsters ringed the lake, holding hands.  Some them had three arms.  Some had two heads.  They were all monstrous and terrifying.  Kogan knew that they were once dwarves.  He wished with all his might that he could forget that knowledge and slay them cleanly.  Now every dead monster was simply murder.
+
“Then if you will not stand up and save the world,” asked Kogan, “who will?”
  
The chanting of the monsters intensified with the rising of the moonThere was a bubbling vortex at the center of the lake.  Soon the giant axolotl appeared, rising magically above the water.  The monsters prostrated themselves before the titan.  It was Kogan's chance.  Suffar tapped him on the shoulder and he rose, stepping out into the moonlight.
+
“We must find the fourth titan,” said Suffar“He lives in a tower deep in the Garum.
  
“Hetain,” shouted Kogan, “why are you trying to control my people?
+
“Not Darquan the Deadly,” shouted Kogan.  “That wicked old man would never make the sacrifice.
  
===(26 March 2016)===
+
“We have no other choice,” said Suffar.
<pre>W,.NNNN,.@/(((((A)))))</pre>
 
  
“The pearl belongs to me,” said the giant salamander. “The villain you work for is no more than a thief. I stand on the side of the righteous.”
+
===(20 September 2016)===
 +
<pre>""N"N.".,|N+++|</pre>
  
“It is righteous to turn my kin into monsters?” shouted Kogan“I have shed the blood of my blood because of youAre you listening, oh dwarves of Etwersbrot? Serve not this coward and let him fight his own battles!”
+
Deep in the Garum it was unusually cold.  The sun hadn't risen for three days and the plants were beginning to dieKogan could see the light of a candle in the top room of the tower a way's off in the marsh.  Suffar explained to the skeletal dwarf that he should do the talkingThe master of the tower was Darquan the Deadly, one of four cosmic titans that had existed since the dawn of time.  
  
The monsters stopped their chanting and stepped aside as Kogan approached the water's edgeHetain looked nervous.  His slaves had never rebelled before.  The dwarf stood before the titan, holding his battle axe at the ready.  Hetain called on the power of the outer darkness, creating a vortex in the water below him.  Suffar saw the danger and began chanting to counter the spellThe little dwarf was in more danger than he knew.  Hetain was opening a portal to a dimension of ultimate evil.
+
The wizard of the tower was twisted and evilHe had exhausted every physical pleasure in a search for the ultimate experience.  The truth was, now he was bored and wished for the eternal nothingness that awaited his extinctionBut if there was one thing that kept Darquan breathing it was his jealous hatred for all living things.
  
===(27 April 2016)===
+
“Who dares disturb my meditation?” came a voice from above.
<pre>W,..,~~~@/~~&&&&&&&</pre>
 
  
Seeing that now was the time to act, Kogan charged passed the confused looking monsters and into the lake.  Suffar spoke a charm and the water became solid as ice where Kogan stepped.  He ran across the lake toward the giant salamander.  The vortex at the center of the lake was growing larger.  A strange howling could be heard from within, like the terrible screams of all of those being tortured in the underworld.
+
Looking up the dark wet stones of the tower, Kogan could see a pale bald head trailing long white whiskers.  Suffar shouted back, explaining the death of Hetain and the demon gateway.  The wizard's head disappeared and there was a click at the solid wood door before them, which swung open by itself.
  
“You have done my kin ill,” pronounced Kogan as he raised his axe.  “Prepare to die.”
+
===(1 October 2016)===
 +
<pre>|NCN+++?N?|</pre>
  
Entrails poured into the dimensional portal as Kogan gutted the monstrous titan with a great stroke of his bladeThe guts acted as chum, attracting the most hungry of demons up from the depthsKogan staggered backward as the monsters blasted up and out into the world of the living.
+
The snake was fast, but Suffar was faster.  As the door opened, a king cobra snake man shot his long neck out toward the wizard's faceHe dodged to the right and seized the serpent man's throatDarquan was a coward to leave his minions in charge of greeting the adventurers.
  
“What have you done?muttered Suffar.
+
“Come forth, dark titan,said Suffar, “or I will break your pet's neck.
  
===(30 May 2016)===
+
While Suffar shouted at the open door, the snake man reached with his long articulated arm and pulled a dagger from one of its many belts. Just as it was about to push the blade in, the skeletal dwarf stepped out from behind the wizard and chopped at the snake man's wrist.
<pre>@.,@.,@@,.@.&&&&&&&&&&&&&&.W~~@~~</pre>
 
  
Hundreds of dwarves, finding that they now wore their own bodies, had to quickly stop celebrating and run for their lives.  A black fountain of evil blasted up from the center of the lake where Kogan had been standing seconds before.  Dark, winged shapes gathered in the sky above.  
+
“That'sss cheating!” complained the cobra man.
  
“Mul-o-rom, Sul-o-rom,” chanted Suffar as he dragged Kogan's body away from the water.
+
“Save your whining for your master,” said Suffar.  “That is, if the coward is brave enough to show his face.
  
The demons had not noticed the wizard yet, choosing instead to fly after the fleeing dwarves.  Suffar could not help but think that this was all his fault.  The mess he had created was bigger than just a stolen pearl.  The entire world was in perilHe had to seek out Domon, in the Palace of the Rising Sun.
+
“You have the pearl?” came a voice from above“Show it to me!”
  
===(1 July 2016)===
+
===(7 November 2016)===
<pre>N%,..W@,.</pre>
+
<pre>|No+N+++N<|</pre>
  
“Where is the sun?asked Kogan as he awoke.
+
“Only you can save the world now,shouted Suffar as he held the pearl over his head.
  
“There has been a lasting darkness since Hetain died,” said Suffar.
+
“Hetain's Pearl,” said Darquan.  “You are a naughty wizard.
  
“Then we have won,” exclaimed Kogan.
+
The candlelight vanished from the window as Darquan descended the hundreds of steps of the dark tower.  It seemed like ages later when he appeared in the doorway.  “Let Anthony go,” commanded the evil wizard.  Suffar released the cobra man who disappeared back into the tower.
  
A dizzy spell forced Kogan to lie back down.  “It's a bit more complicated than that,” said Suffar.  The stars twinkled as giant bat-like creatures passed through the sky.  Kogan turned to witness a horrible sight just a stone's throw away.  Three demons were feasting on the body of a dead dwarf.  They were more horrible than the night creatures of Hetain.
+
“Who is your friend?” asked Darquan, indicating the skeletal dwarf.
  
“They can't see us,” said Suffar.  “Rest, my friend.”
+
“This is Kogan,” said Suffar, “Slayer of Hetain.”
  
“There must be a way to stop them,” whispered Kogan.  “You said something about Domon, and the sky chariot.
+
“You can do better for a titan slayer than this, surely,” said Darquan.
  
“I'm afraid the sun has set forever,” said Suffar“The four titans cannot help us now.
+
The serpent wizard began chanting in the ancient tongue of magic.  The wind began to blow and stir up muddy water and dead vegetationThe muck attached itself to Kogan's skeleton and soon he began to resemble a living dwarf.
  
“There must be something we can do?asked the dwarf hero.
+
“Now, Kogan,said Darquan, “your body belongs to me.  Take the pearl from Suffar and give it to me!”
  
“Yes,” said Suffar.  “As long as we hold the pearl there is hope.”
+
===(11 November 2016)===
 +
<pre>CNoNN</pre>
  
===(31 July 2016)===
+
Using his bracers to block a series of strikes and thrusts, Suffar desperately resisted as Kogan tried to wrestle the pearl from him. Anthony returned wielding a pair of swords.  The dwarf grabbed the wizard around the legs and tackled him to the ground. The snake man held his blades to Suffar's throat. It was over.
<pre>.,,.NN..,</pre>
 
  
“The magic doorway will close,” said Suffar, “if we cast Hetain's magic pearl back through the demon gate.
+
“And now,” said Darquan, “the pearl, if you please?
  
“Then do it,” exclaimed Kogan, suffering from another fainting spell.
+
Reaching into his robe, Suffar withdrew the shining pearl.  Darquan's eyes lit up with joy.  Whoever possessed the pearl held sway over the hand of Fate.  Having exhausted the frivolous pleasures of this world, Darquan would use the pearl to enhance his hedonistic lifestyle.  With glee, he snatched the pearl out of Suffar's hand.
  
“Who ever should cast in the pearl shall die,” said Suffar.
+
“You will know, before the end,” said Suffar, “what you have to do.
  
“Then give it to me,” said Kogan. “I care not for my own life.
+
===(5 January 2017)===
 +
<pre>NB,B..,N+C</pre>
  
“That much in obvious,” said Suffar, “but you cannot be the one. Look at your body.”
+
“Slay him,” commanded Darquan.
  
Straining to sit up, Kogan was horrified to see that his body was a mere skeleton, barely held together by bits of sinew.  Suffar used his magic to keep Kogan alive, but it was only a kind of half-lifeOnce the pearl was cast, Kogan too would die.
+
Anthony the snake man brought his sword blade down onto the wizard's neck, but recoiled when his weapon clashed against the stone floor of the tower.  Suffar's robes lay empty on the ground, but the wizard was nowhere to be found.  Darquan hollered with disapprovalKogan stood up and brushed the dirt off his chest.
  
“Then if you will not stand up and save the world,” asked Kogan, “who will?
+
“You, dwarf!” shouted Darquan.  “Stop standing around like a moron and find the wizard.
  
“We must find the fourth titan,” said Suffar“He lives in a tower deep in the Garum.
+
A pair of giant bats landed at the base of the tower.  They were fitted with saddles and Kogan had the impression that his new master, Darquan, wanted him to rideHe climbed up the hairy bat and sat astride its back.
  
“Not Darquan the Deadly,” shouted Kogan“That wicked old man would never make the sacrifice.
+
“That rascal can't get far without the pearl,” said Darquan“Find him, and snuff out his life!
  
“We have no other choice,” said Suffar.
+
===(9 February 2017)===
 +
<pre>k####@B##CB##</pre>
  
===(20 September 2016)===
+
The pair of giant bats launched out of the tower with Kogan and Anthony the snake man on their backs. The dwarf's vision was excellent at night, due to a long life underground. However, he could see nothing in the marsh but wildlife.  He called over to Anthony and the snake man replied.
<pre>""N"N.".,|N+++|</pre>
 
  
Deep in the Garum it was unusually cold.  The sun hadn't risen for three days and the plants were beginning to die.  Kogan could see the light of a candle in the top room of the tower a way's off in the marsh.  Suffar explained to the skeletal dwarf that he should do the talking.  The master of the tower was Darquan the Deadly, one of four cosmic titans that had existed since the dawn of time.
+
“He has changed himself into a bird or beast,” shouted Anthony.
  
The wizard of the tower was twisted and evil.  He had exhausted every physical pleasure in a search for the ultimate experience.  The truth was, now he was bored and wished for the eternal nothingness that awaited his extinction.  But if there was one thing that kept Darquan breathing it was his jealous hatred for all living things.
+
“How will I know him?” asked Kogan.
  
“Who dares disturb my meditation?came a voice from above.
+
“He is the only beast that does not fear the power of Darquan,said Anthony.
  
Looking up the dark wet stones of the tower, Kogan could see a pale bald head trailing long white whiskersSuffar shouted back, explaining the death of Hetain and the demon gatewayThe wizard's head disappeared and there was a click at the solid wood door before them, which swung open by itself.
+
The snake man held up his staff and the end began to glow an ominous redAll around, beneath them, the animals froze in place, the birds so much as freezing in mid flight and falling into the murky waterThere was one that still flew, a kingfisher!
  
===(1 October 2016)===
+
“That's him!” cried Kogan.
<pre>|NCN+++?N?|</pre>
 
  
The snake was fast, but Suffar was faster.  As the door opened, a king cobra snake man shot his long neck out toward the wizard's face.  He dodged to the right and seized the serpent man's throat.  Darquan was a coward to leave his minions in charge of greeting the adventurers.
+
===(12 March 2017)===
 +
<pre>~~@%%~~</pre>
  
“Come forth, dark titan,” said Suffar, “or I will break your pet's neck.
+
Cackling with glee, Darquan watched through his crystal ball as the two giant bat riders chased down the tiny bird.  They dove and pounced on the bird at once and there was a scuffle as the group splashed into the water.  Darquan was giddy with anticipation.  When the fight subsided, Kogan stood up holding the body of a dead bird, but Anthony was stricken dead.  The snake man had been in Darquan's employ for many years, but the evil old man could not find it in himself to shed a single tear.
  
While Suffar shouted at the open door, the snake man reached with his long articulated arm and pulled a dagger from one of its many beltsJust as it was about to push the blade in, the skeletal dwarf stepped out from behind the wizard and chopped at the snake man's wrist.
+
“Bring me the carcass,” commanded Darquan“We will feast on kingfisher tonight!”
  
“That'sss cheating!” complained the cobra man.
+
Throwing a cloth over the crystal ball, Darquan retired to his private chamber to contemplate the pearl.  Something was wrong.  The pearl had taken on a dim brown color.  Gone was its magical luster.  The wizard was furious.  He charged back into his laboratory and awaited Kogan's return.  There had to be some sort of explanation, and without question, someone would pay.
  
“Save your whining for your master,” said Suffar.  “That is, if the coward is brave enough to show his face.”
+
===(13 April 2017)===
 +
<pre>++@+=%=N+++</pre>
  
“You have the pearl?” came a voice from above“Show it to me!”
+
The dwarf met Darquan in the feast hall below the wizard's tower.  The old man commanded that the dead bird be plucked and roasted on a spitAs Kogan made himself busy preparing the meal, Darquan returned to fuss over the blackened pearl of Hetain.  A short time later, Kogan announced that the meal was ready.
  
===(7 November 2016)===
+
“Here's to you, Suffar,” said Darquan, raising his stein glass.  After chewing on a few strange tasting morsels, the wizard realized he had been tricked.  He stood up from the table and threw his arms out to the side, calling on his power to reveal the treachery.  There, on the table, was the partially devoured body of Anthony the snake man.
<pre>|No+N+++N<|</pre>
 
  
“Only you can save the world now,” shouted Suffar as he held the pearl over his head.
+
“Suffar,” shouted Darquan, “you will pay for this if I must strike at you with my last breath!”
  
“Hetain's Pearl,” said Darquan. “You are a naughty wizard.
+
===(16 May 2017)===
 +
<pre>@N...N(OOO)</pre>
  
The candlelight vanished from the window as Darquan descended the hundreds of steps of the dark tower.  It seemed like ages later when he appeared in the doorway“Let Anthony go,” commanded the evil wizard.  Suffar released the cobra man who disappeared back into the tower.
+
The was a ringing sound coming from the laboratory.  Darquan stomped into the room and pulled the cloth from the crystal ballThere was Suffar, standing on the beach near the portal to the dimension of ultimate evil.  Beyond words and consumed with hatred, Darquan could only stand and stare as Suffar beckoned to him.  The evil wizard called for Kogan and had the giant bats made ready for takeoff once again.
  
“Who is your friend?asked Darquan, indicating the skeletal dwarf.
+
“It's a trick, boss,said Kogan.
  
“This is Kogan,” said Suffar, “Slayer of Hetain.”
+
“Don't speak,” said Darquan.  “You know nothing save what I have taught you.”
  
“You can do better for a titan slayer than this, surely,” said Darquan.
+
They were airborne a short time later.  There was still a huge maelstrom over Hetain's lake and the pair had to land their bats far from shore.  Darquan landed behind a grassy hill which he scuttled up to spy on the portal from afar.  There was Suffar, strutting back and forth before the portal as freely as you please.
  
The serpent wizard began chanting in the ancient tongue of magic.  The wind began to blow and stir up muddy water and dead vegetation.  The muck attached itself to Kogan's skeleton and soon he began to resemble a living dwarf.
+
“You will never have the pearl,” said Darquan under his breath.
  
“Now, Kogan,” said Darquan, “your body belongs to me. Take the pearl from Suffar and give it to me!”
+
===(18 June 2017)===
 +
<pre>@.N.o.(OOO).oN</pre>
  
===(11 November 2016)===
+
"He means to trick you," said Kogan.  "All he wants is the pearl!"
<pre>CNoNN</pre>
 
  
Using his bracers to block a series of strikes and thrusts, Suffar desperately resisted as Kogan tried to wrestle the pearl from him.  Anthony returned wielding a pair of swords.  The dwarf grabbed the wizard around the legs and tackled him to the ground.  The snake man held his blades to Suffar's throat.  It was over.
+
"I have had enough of your talk!" shouted Darquan.
  
“And now,” said Darquan, “the pearl, if you please?”
+
There was a flash of light and where once stood Kogan the dwarf, there was now a statue made of stone.  Darquan instantly regretted his action.  Not only had he lost a needed ally, but he had also given away his position.  He stood up and saw Suffar down by the lake, beckoning to him.
  
Reaching into his robe, Suffar withdrew the shining pearlDarquan's eyes lit up with joy.  Whoever possessed the pearl held sway over the hand of Fate.  Having exhausted the frivolous pleasures of this world, Darquan would use the pearl to enhance his hedonistic lifestyle.  With glee, he snatched the pearl out of Suffar's hand.
+
"You will never have the pearl!" declared Darquan as he stalked down to where Suffar was standing, near the portal to ultimate evil.
  
“You will know, before the end,” said Suffar, “what you have to do.
+
"You mean this pearl?" asked Suffar, withdrawing the shiny pearl from his pocket.
  
===(5 January 2017)===
+
With a sudden sinking feeling, Darquan reached into his robe and held out the clouded brown pearl. Driven by anger and outrage, Darquan cast the pearl into the maelstrom. Suffar twirled, flaring out his cloak and disappearing in a puff of smoke.  The portal began to disappear.  Darquan could feel his heart sputtering and giving its last beat.  He had been tricked for the final time.
<pre>NB,B..,N+C</pre>
 
  
“Slay him,” commanded Darquan.
+
===(29 July 2017)===
 +
<pre>..N%..</pre>
 +
Suffar rested by the lake, meditating on all that had passed. The pearl was gone, but so were the malevolent titans that sought to use it for evil. Now the stars could resume their course through the sky and Domon could chase the moon in his fiery chariot. After a good long time, Suffar stood and noticed the statue of Kogan for what seemed like the first time. The stoney eyes seemed to follow him as he approached.
  
Anthony the snake man brought his sword blade down onto the wizard's neck, but recoiled when his weapon clashed against the stone floor of the tower. Suffar's robes lay empty on the ground, but the wizard was nowhere to be found.  Darquan hollered with disapproval.  Kogan stood up and brushed the dirt off his chest.
+
“Darquan used the power of the pearl to keep you alive,” said Suffar. “If I restore you, you will die.
  
“You, dwarf!” shouted Darquan. “Stop standing around like a moron and find the wizard.”
+
The statue blinked once.
  
A pair of giant bats landed at the base of the tower.  They were fitted with saddles and Kogan had the impression that his new master, Darquan, wanted him to ride. He climbed up the hairy bat and sat astride its back.
+
Calling on all his power, Suffar reversed Darquan's curse. Kogan began to move, struggling to breathe, then collapsed. Suffar held his hand as he died. It was as it should be. Kogan had taken the life of a titan and had to pay the price. He would be with the heroes in Nullset now.
  
“That rascal can't get far without the pearl,” said Darquan. “Find him, and snuff out his life!”
+
Darquan would be there too, no doubt struggling to return. Suffar would be there to meet him. It was to this end that Suffar had made his vow. The harmony of Nature must be preserved.
  
===(9 February 2017)===
+
THE END
<pre>k####@B##CB##</pre>
 
  
The pair of giant bats launched out of the tower with Kogan and Anthony the snake man on their backs. The dwarf's vision was excellent at night, due to a long life underground. However, he could see nothing in the marsh but wildlife. He called over to Anthony and the snake man replied.
+
===New Story (27 August 2017)===
 +
<pre>@&\@H...UH.</pre>
  
“He has changed himself into a bird or beast,” shouted Anthony.
+
Who would throw away such a beautiful baby?  The basket had come down the Apagan river.  From Etwersbrot.  Ever since the outbreak of hostilities, people had looked to the magic city for hope and inspiration.  Now they were flinging their offspring into the river.  It was a time that would one day be called the Second Nightmare Apocalypse.
  
“How will I know him?asked Kogan.
+
“More demons ahead, Omak,said the old knight.
  
“He is the only beast that does not fear the power of Darquan,” said Anthony.
+
“I see them!” shouted Omak as the pair charged down the caravan trail.
  
The snake man held up his staff and the end began to glow an ominous redAll around, beneath them, the animals froze in place, the birds so much as freezing in mid flight and falling into the murky waterThere was one that still flew, a kingfisher!
+
The most promising rider Sir Twan had ever seen, Omak was a dwarf from the south. He served in the garrison of Akkadin before the Evil One cameIn the chaos that followed, Omak stole a pony and ran for the hillsThat was where Twan found him.
  
“That's him!cried Kogan.
+
“Don't worry Master,said Omak. “This one is mine.”
  
===(12 March 2017)===
+
The monster wasn't used to the rules that governed this world.  Its ungainly limbs smacked against the dirt as it struggled to get away.  Omak smacked the flanks of his dark pony and then lifted his blade to strike.  The creature looked back just in time to get a face of steel.  A fountain of black blood shot up from the ruined head of the monster.
<pre>~~@%%~~</pre>
 
  
Cackling with glee, Darquan watched through his crystal ball as the two giant bat riders chased down the tiny bird.  They dove and pounced on the bird at once and there was a scuffle as the group splashed into the water.  Darquan was giddy with anticipation.  When the fight subsided, Kogan stood up holding the body of a dead bird, but Anthony was stricken dead.  The snake man had been in Darquan's employ for many years, but the evil old man could not find it in himself to shed a single tear.
+
“I did it,” cried Omak.
  
“Bring me the carcass,” commanded Darquan“We will feast on kingfisher tonight!”
+
“Excellent,” said Twan“I'll make a Beast Maimer of you yet!”
  
Throwing a cloth over the crystal ball, Darquan retired to his private chamber to contemplate the pearl.  Something was wrong.  The pearl had taken on a dim brown color.  Gone was its magical luster.  The wizard was furious.  He charged back into his laboratory and awaited Kogan's return.  There had to be some sort of explanation, and without question, someone would pay.
+
“What's it got in its arms?” asked Omak
  
===(13 April 2017)===
+
“A dwarven child!” shouted Twan.
<pre>++@+=%=N+++</pre>
 
  
The dwarf met Darquan in the feast hall below the wizard's tower.  The old man commanded that the dead bird be plucked and roasted on a spit.  As Kogan made himself busy preparing the meal, Darquan returned to fuss over the blackened pearl of Hetain.  A short time later, Kogan announced that the meal was ready.
+
===(25 September 2017)===
 +
<pre>!!@!!</pre>
  
“Here's to you, Suffar,” said Darquan, raising his stein glass.  After chewing on a few strange tasting morsels, the wizard realized he had been tricked.  He stood up from the table and threw his arms out to the side, calling on his power to reveal the treachery.  There, on the table, was the partially devoured body of Anthony the snake man.
+
“Do you think the babe is from that village, yonder?” asked Omak.
  
“Suffar,” shouted Darquan, “you will pay for this if I must strike at you with my last breath!
+
“If so, all her kin are dead,” said Sir Twan.
  
===(16 May 2017)===
+
The beast maimers returned to the city of Otla, to seek a home for the child. There were electrical storms all night. Unforeseen to all knights of the realm, the evil Cenaster had been slain, and with his death the Earth had been cast adrift in the cosmic ether.  The child cried and cried.  At last, the warlord would see them.
<pre>@N...N(OOO)</pre>
 
  
The was a ringing sound coming from the laboratory.  Darquan stomped into the room and pulled the cloth from the crystal ball.  There was Suffar, standing on the beach near the portal to the dimension of ultimate evil.  Beyond words and consumed with hatred, Darquan could only stand and stare as Suffar beckoned to him.  The evil wizard called for Kogan and had the giant bats made ready for takeoff once again.
+
“You say you rescued the babe from a demon?” asked Lord Saster.
  
“It's a trick, boss,” said Kogan.
+
“She is marked with magic power,” said Sir Twan, “and destined for greatness!
  
“Don't speak,” said Darquan.  “You know nothing save what I have taught you.
+
“Then you and Omak will raise her as a Beast Maimer,” said Saster.
  
They were airborne a short time later.  There was still a huge maelstrom over Hetain's lake and the pair had to land their bats far from shoreDarquan landed behind a grassy hill which he scuttled up to spy on the portal from afar.  There was Suffar, strutting back and forth before the portal as freely as you please.
+
It was a great honor, and a great responsibility.  Omak found a room for the baby in the castle.  There was still the need for a nameSir Twan sought to name her after the great city where she was found.
  
“You will never have the pearl,” said Darquan under his breath.
+
“She shall be named Otilla,” said the knight.
  
===(18 June 2017)===
+
===(28 October 2017)===
<pre>@.N.o.(OOO).oN</pre>
+
<pre>.@.@..</pre>
  
"He means to trick you," said Kogan"All he wants is the pearl!"
+
As great a fighter as master Omak was a rider, Otilla had grown up and found her place among the Beast Maimers.  Every morning at dawn the Maimers would sally forth from Otla Castle and search for demons to slayThe creatures may have stopped pouring into this world since the death of Cenaster, but enough had made their through that a special effort was required to wipe them off the face of the Earth.
  
"I have had enough of your talk!" shouted Darquan.
+
“Grandfather Twan?” asked Otilla as she arrived at the meeting place. “Where is Master Omak?”
  
There was a flash of light and where once stood Kogan the dwarf, there was now a statue made of stone.  Darquan instantly regretted his action.  Not only had he lost a needed ally, but he had also given away his positionHe stood up and saw Suffar down by the lake, beckoning to him.
+
“Omak has gone to speak with the head of our order,” said Twan“He has yet to return.
  
"You will never have the pearl!" declared Darquan as he stalked down to where Suffar was standing, near the portal to ultimate evil.
+
“He has gone to see mighty Bram?” asked Otilla with excitement.  “Is the champion coming here?”
  
"You mean this pearl?" asked Suffar, withdrawing the shiny pearl from his pocket.
+
The monster of Otla Hill was the Maimers' greatest shame.  They had cleared out the Forbidden Forest and slain enough demons to keep the King's Highway open from Etwersbrot to Akkadin.  Still, no knight was brave enough, or skilled enough in the martial arts, to take on the Otla Hill monster.
  
With a sudden sinking feeling, Darquan reached into his robe and held out the clouded brown pearl.  Driven by anger and outrage, Darquan cast the pearl into the maelstrom.  Suffar twirled, flaring out his cloak and disappearing in a puff of smoke.  The portal began to disappear.  Darquan could feel his heart sputtering and giving its last beatHe had been tricked for the final time.
+
“He has come to slay the monster,” said Otilla“I know it!”
  
===(29 July 2017)===
+
==[[User:Haedrian|Haedrian]]==
<pre>..N%..</pre>
+
===(11 August 2011)===
Suffar rested by the lake, meditating on all that had passed. The pearl was gone, but so were the malevolent titans that sought to use it for evil. Now the stars could resume their course through the sky and Domon could chase the moon in his fiery chariot. After a good long time, Suffar stood and noticed the statue of Kogan for what seemed like the first time. The stoney eyes seemed to follow him as he approached.
+
<pre>++@=@++++</pre>
  
“Darquan used the power of the pearl to keep you alive,” said Suffar. “If I restore you, you will die.
+
Inside or outside, the dwarf fortress was an ugly place.  Black smoke
 +
rose from its misshapen stacks, and beneath the menacing gatehouse,
 +
poor hill-dwarves moved under armed guard to bring their offerings to
 +
Count Agak.
  
The statue blinked once.
+
The Count had long been allergic to light.  His case of cave
 +
adaptation was more pronounced than any ever known.  His skin was pale
 +
and shot through with spidery veins.  His eyes were red and bloodshot.
 +
Even in the dark, he looked sickly, and he never touched a morsel on
 +
the feast days.
  
Calling on all his power, Suffar reversed Darquan's curse. Kogan began to move, struggling to breathe, then collapsed. Suffar held his hand as he died. It was as it should be. Kogan had taken the life of a titan and had to pay the price. He would be with the heroes in Nullset now.
+
"The Count is a vampire," said Roder.
  
Darquan would be there too, no doubt struggling to return. Suffar would be there to meet him. It was to this end that Suffar had made his vow. The harmony of Nature must be preserved.
+
"Silence," said fair Nel. "What if the guards hear you?"
  
THE END
+
"Tell me you aren't suspicious," said Roder.  "Have you ever seen the
 +
Count eat or drink?  Or his guards?  I don't know if I would even
 +
recognize them underneath their plated armor.  No.  We need proof.
 +
Then we need deliverance."
  
===New Story (27 August 2017)===
+
==[[User:Haggle|Haggle]]==
<pre>@&\@H...UH.</pre>
+
===(18 January 2011)===
 +
<pre>@@@@++U+%++||,.,.MU,.MU,.MU</pre>
  
Who would throw away such a beautiful baby? The basket had come down the Apagan riverFrom EtwersbrotEver since the outbreak of hostilities, people had looked to the magic city for hope and inspirationNow they were flinging their offspring into the riverIt was a time that would one day be called the Second Nightmare Apocalypse.
+
"Toward the light," cried Sot, master of the moth riders. The
 +
squadron descended in wild corkscrews, falling toward the dwarf
 +
fortressBut Sot had dived too soonFlaming arrows shot up from
 +
the castle walls, confusing the giant insects.  Sot's mount took three
 +
hits and died in mid airThe moth leader took the reins hard and
 +
tried to pull the moth out of a death spiralHe hit the ground hard
 +
and rolled across the paved stone, jumping up in a combat stance.
 +
When he saw the two dozen dwarves that approached him, he took off his
 +
chitin helmet, pointed at the closest dwarf and spoke.
  
“More demons ahead, Omak,” said the old knight.
+
"Let's see what you've got, half-man."
  
“I see them!” shouted Omak as the pair charged down the caravan trail.
+
==[[User:Hazmat|Hazmat]]==
 +
===(24 April 2010)===
 +
<pre> ||U+++WWWbbbbWb </pre>
  
The most promising rider Sir Twan had ever seen, Omak was a dwarf from the south. He served in the garrison of Akkadin before the Evil One came. In the chaos that followed, Omak stole a pony and ran for the hills. That was where Twan found him.
+
Night, thief of all cheer. When has the sun set on a happy soul in
 +
Bonverland? Everyone knows the terror that lurks behind every shadow,
 +
ever since the evil knight Galrod took up residence in Highthorn
 +
castle. Werewolves and blendecs were at his command. It was said
 +
that only one thing could end his cursed life, the Golden Shank of
 +
Allmine. The people wailed with misery, for the shank was said to be
 +
in the deep dungeon of a dwarf fortress many leagues to the east. It
 +
was a time of mass panic. That was until the hero Mandack arrived.
  
“Don't worry Master,” said Omak.  “This one is mine.”
+
==[[User:Hellrider|Hellrider]]==
 +
===(12 April 2012)===
  
The monster wasn't used to the rules that governed this world.  Its ungainly limbs smacked against the dirt as it struggled to get away.  Omak smacked the flanks of his dark pony and then lifted his blade to strike.  The creature looked back just in time to get a face of steel.  A fountain of black blood shot up from the ruined head of the monster.
+
<pre>++g+++@@@</pre>
  
“I did it,” cried Omak.
+
Goblin master thief Garu picked his way through the irrigation ditch
 +
of the dwarf fortress.  The dwarves were fools to leave the floodgate
 +
open during the dry season.  There were fewer traps down there.  It
 +
wasn't long before he reached the mushroom fields.  There were a few
 +
gardeners here and there but nothing that proved much of a challenge.
  
“Excellent,” said Twan“I'll make a Beast Maimer of you yet!”
+
Once inside, Garu shed his black cloak in exchange for the robes of a
 
+
monk of AlakHe passed silently by the dwarves, a long hood hiding
“What's it got in its arms?” asked Omak
+
his face.  Slowly, he made his way to the meeting hall.  There were a
 +
bunch of dwarf youths posing and trying to look tough.
  
“A dwarven child!” shouted Twan.
+
"You are impressive," said Garu.
  
===(25 September 2017)===
+
"What's it to you, holy dwarf?" said the most obnoxious of the dwarves.
<pre>!!@!!</pre>
 
  
“Do you think the babe is from that village, yonder?” asked Omak.
+
"It's just that I heard from Zuglar that you were a weakling and a
 +
coward," said Garu.  "He said he'd wait for you in the lower warehouse
 +
if you were dwarf enough."
  
“If so, all her kin are dead,” said Sir Twan.
+
"You tell that son of an elf I'll be there," shouted the dwarf.
  
The beast maimers returned to the city of Otla, to seek a home for the child.  There were electrical storms all night.  Unforeseen to all knights of the realm, the evil Cenaster had been slain, and with his death the Earth had been cast adrift in the cosmic ether.  The child cried and cried.  At last, the warlord would see them.
+
==[[User:Hellzon|Hellzon]]==
 +
===(17 December 2007)===
 +
<pre>,.@@~~o~~~</pre>
  
“You say you rescued the babe from a demon?” asked Lord Saster.
+
A rock plopped into the cave river from the platform above.  There
 +
Durgal and the dwarf girl sat, above the murky waters.  Durgal
 +
explained, in great detail, his plans for the future.  When the riches
 +
of the mountain were plundered, he would diagram the plans for a
 +
second fortress himself. How the dwarves would love him!
  
“She is marked with magic power,” said Sir Twan, “and destined for greatness!”
+
"But in your haste for riches," asked the girl, "would you have time
 +
for the ones you love?"
  
“Then you and Omak will raise her as a Beast Maimer,” said Saster.
+
Durgal's face became red as a cave turnip.  He looked quickly away
 +
from her and stared into the dark water.  There, eyes gazed up to meet
 +
him.  Durgal reached for his axe, telling the girl to warn the others.
 +
A pale, slimy hand reached out of the depths and pulled the creature
 +
upward. It was an olmman!
  
It was a great honor, and a great responsibility.  Omak found a room for the baby in the castle.  There was still the need for a name.  Sir Twan sought to name her after the great city where she was found.
+
===(3 September 2008)===
 +
<pre>ff,@,.@,o~~~~~</pre>
  
“She shall be named Otilla,” said the knight.
+
"Back!" cried Durgal, "back to the hall!"  The dwarf girl turned and
 +
screamed.  Two blind cave fish men blocked the way out.  Durgal turned
 +
and swung his axe at the olmman, now completely out of the water.  It
 +
deftly dodged his panicked swings.  The dwarf girl screamed as the
 +
cave fish men crawled toward her, arms outstretched, feeling their way
 +
along the floor.
  
===(28 October 2017)===
+
"By the power of the Lordaxe!" screamed Durgal, holding his axe aloft.
<pre>.@.@..</pre>
+
The dungeon rumbled. The sound of water crashed through the tunnel.
 +
The fighters were swept away. The olmman grabbed Durgal's axe arm as
 +
they were washed through the watery tunnel.  The dwarf pulled a dagger
 +
from his belt and jammed it into the monster's guts.
  
As great a fighter as master Omak was a rider, Otilla had grown up and found her place among the Beast MaimersEvery morning at dawn the Maimers would sally forth from Otla Castle and search for demons to slayThe creatures may have stopped pouring into this world since the death of Cenaster, but enough had made their through that a special effort was required to wipe them off the face of the Earth.
+
"Gula!" cried Durgal, bursting above the surface of the waterHe
 
+
pulled the axe free of the olmman's grasp and brought the pommel down
“Grandfather Twan?” asked Otilla as she arrived at the meeting place. “Where is Master Omak?”
+
on its head, knocking it senseless.  "Gula!" he cried againWith
 +
sudden terror, Durgal recalled where this tunnel led -- the chasm.
 +
Only a few seconds until the ultimate terrible plunge.
  
“Omak has gone to speak with the head of our order,” said Twan“He has yet to return.
+
"Durgal!" cried the dwarf girl, GulaWith all his strength, he
 +
stretched to reach her in the crashing water.
  
“He has gone to see mighty Bram?” asked Otilla with excitement“Is the champion coming here?”
+
==[[User:HYBRID BEING|HYBRID BEING]]==
 +
===(3 June 2014)===
 +
<pre>@.@@.,--.,-,..-.,.,eeeee</pre>
 +
Sword and axe clashed again and again as the combatants fought and
 +
bled.  You and I remember Tasan fortress in the days before the elves
 +
emerged from the hated forest.  At one time Fortress Tasan was second
 +
only to the mountain homes in wealth and powerNow it was the front
 +
line in a war to end the age.
  
The monster of Otla Hill was the Maimers' greatest shame.  They had cleared out the Forbidden Forest and slain enough demons to keep the King's Highway open from Etwersbrot to Akkadin.  Still, no knight was brave enough, or skilled enough in the martial arts, to take on the Otla Hill monster.   
+
"Aim low, marks-dwarves," said Kraton"Make every shot count."
  
“He has come to slay the monster,” said Otilla. “I know it!”
+
It was the height of the Plump Helmet festival when Kraton first
 +
learned of the elven invasion.  An arrow struck his sweetheart dead in
 +
the chest.  The ambush was over in seconds.  The castle guard were
 +
able to chase down the archers before they escaped into the woods.
  
==[[User:Haedrian|Haedrian]]==
+
As captain of the guard, Kraton was in charge of interrogation.  There
===(11 August 2011)===
+
was no need in his mind.  Elves were not rational.  Their reasons for
<pre>++@=@++++</pre>
+
acting made no sense.  He ordered that they be hammered immediately
 +
and prepared the fortress for the assault to come.
  
Inside or outside, the dwarf fortress was an ugly placeBlack smoke
+
==Insanity Prelude==
rose from its misshapen stacks, and beneath the menacing gatehouse,
+
===(1. I forgot, sometime in 2009)===
poor hill-dwarves moved under armed guard to bring their offerings to
+
<pre>c@,.ccccccccccc@ccccc@ccc@cccccccccc</pre>
Count Agak.
+
Kittens roamed through the halls, as dwarf tanner Kramer worked the
 +
cat skins.  It seemed his work would never end.  The uncounted vermin
 +
in the fortress made the cat bellies full, and they bred out of
 +
controlBaron Zarkin issued a final order:  "Suffer no cat to live."
 +
Death squads searched the corridors for felines, and brought the
 +
bodies to Kramer.  It was a tough job; Kramer admired cats for their
 +
aloofness.  Someone tapped him on the shoulder.  It was cat-lord
 +
Tainaria.
  
The Count had long been allergic to light.  His case of cave
+
"Who are you?" asked Kramer.
adaptation was more pronounced than any ever known.  His skin was pale
 
and shot through with spidery veins.  His eyes were red and bloodshot.
 
Even in the dark, he looked sickly, and he never touched a morsel on
 
the feast days.
 
  
"The Count is a vampire," said Roder.
+
"Who I am is not important," said the beast-woman. "Don't you feel
 +
that what you are doing is wrong?"
  
"Silence," said fair Nel.  "What if the guards hear you?"
+
"Yes," said the dwarf, "but…"
  
"Tell me you aren't suspicious," said Roder.  "Have you ever seen the
+
===(2. December 10, 2009)===
Count eat or drink?  Or his guards?  I don't know if I would even
+
<pre>cccc,c,.C@.</pre>
recognize them underneath their plated armor.  No.  We need proof.
 
Then we need deliverance."
 
  
==[[User:Haggle|Haggle]]==
+
"Stomer," said Tainaria, snapping her clawed fingers, "take him."
===(18 January 2011)===
 
<pre>@@@@++U+%++||,.,.MU,.MU,.MU</pre>
 
  
"Toward the light," cried Sot, master of the moth ridersThe
+
An enormous walking cat emerged from the shadowsIt was striped and
squadron descended in wild corkscrews, falling toward the dwarf
+
grey with a round golden bellyIn its paws it held a large brown
fortressBut Sot had dived too soon.  Flaming arrows shot up from
+
sack.  The cat people pounced on Kramer, tackling him to the ground.
the castle walls, confusing the giant insects.  Sot's mount took three
+
They kicked and stomped him until he was knocked senseless.  Tainaria
hits and died in mid air.  The moth leader took the reins hard and
+
looked on as Stomer poured the dwarf into the sack.
tried to pull the moth out of a death spiral. He hit the ground hard
 
and rolled across the paved stone, jumping up in a combat stance.
 
When he saw the two dozen dwarves that approached him, he took off his
 
chitin helmet, pointed at the closest dwarf and spoke.
 
  
"Let's see what you've got, half-man."
+
Kramer awoke, suffocating in the damp confines of the sack that was
 +
his prison.  The sack bounced up and down as the cat ran.  At last
 +
Kramer was thrown down onto the mud.  He peered out of the bag into
 +
the nauseating sunlight.  He felt a sharp kick to his ribs.
 +
 
 +
"Come out, killer!" shouted Tainaria.
  
==[[User:Hazmat|Hazmat]]==
+
The dwarf crawled out onto the mossy ground.  He looked around as the
===(24 April 2010)===
+
tall trees and thick green ferns.
<pre> ||U+++WWWbbbbWb </pre>
 
  
Night, thief of all cheer. When has the sun set on a happy soul in
+
"This is the elf forest," said Kramer.
Bonverland? Everyone knows the terror that lurks behind every shadow,
 
ever since the evil knight Galrod took up residence in Highthorn
 
castle. Werewolves and blendecs were at his command. It was said
 
that only one thing could end his cursed life, the Golden Shank of
 
Allmine. The people wailed with misery, for the shank was said to be
 
in the deep dungeon of a dwarf fortress many leagues to the east. It
 
was a time of mass panic. That was until the hero Mandack arrived.
 
  
==[[User:Hellrider|Hellrider]]==
+
Stomer drew his lips back across his teeth in a grotesque mockery of a smile.
===(12 April 2012)===
 
  
<pre>++g+++@@@</pre>
+
"You," said Kramer, "you're not going to leave me out here!?"
  
Goblin master thief Garu picked his way through the irrigation ditch
+
==[[User:jaccarmac|jaccarmac]]==
of the dwarf fortress.  The dwarves were fools to leave the floodgate
+
===(19 November 2013)===
open during the dry season.  There were fewer traps down there.  It
 
wasn't long before he reached the mushroom fields.  There were a few
 
gardeners here and there but nothing that proved much of a challenge.
 
  
Once inside, Garu shed his black cloak in exchange for the robes of a
+
<pre>,%.%.@.%@/%ggggg</pre>
monk of Alak. He passed silently by the dwarves, a long hood hiding
 
his face.  Slowly, he made his way to the meeting hall. There were a
 
bunch of dwarf youths posing and trying to look tough.
 
  
"You are impressive," said Garu.
+
Nothing save dragon's fire was hotter than Cendra's fury at the goblin
 +
invaders.  Limbs and heads bounced along the mining tunnel as the
 +
dwarf warrioress chopped them left and right.  Ever since Darkmaster
 +
the Evil mounted his campaign against the dwarf fortress, no one was
 +
safe.  It was to dwarves like Cendra that all owed their freedom and
 +
probably their very lives.
  
"What's it to you, holy dwarf?" said the most obnoxious of the dwarves.
+
“To the right!” shouted Kogan.
  
"It's just that I heard from Zuglar that you were a weakling and a
+
Ducking just in time, Cendra twirled around and planted her axe dead
coward," said Garu"He said he'd wait for you in the lower warehouse
+
in the goblin's chestKogan had been Cendra's blade brother as long
if you were dwarf enough."
+
as she could remember.  It made it all the more tragic when he finally
 +
fell to Darkmaster's henchmen.  But let us talk of happier times...
  
"You tell that son of an elf I'll be there," shouted the dwarf.
+
==[[User:JakobTheGreat|Jakob Zaborowski]]==
 +
===(22 July 2015)===
  
==[[User:Hellzon|Hellzon]]==
+
<pre>U,.(&),,.,.(&),.U</pre>
===(17 December 2007)===
+
It had been a century since the last Dulchari wizard had been crowned. Most of the old wizards had retired to remote towers to continue their studies, having abandoned the city of Etwersbrot and the council chamber. There simply was no need for them anymore. All the dimensional rifts had been sealed and reality had been restored to a liveable state.
<pre>,.@@~~o~~~</pre>
 
  
A rock plopped into the cave river from the platform above. There
+
The wizards that lived in the capital were a new breed. The only demons they had ever seen were the ones that the Dulchari summoned themselves. Thamian was one of these. He longed to cross the boundaries between worlds like the old heroes did. Once the world had been filled with monsters. Now it was impossible to prove oneself.
Durgal and the dwarf girl sat, above the murky waters. Durgal
+
"I have an idea," said Thamian. "Meet me behind the tower after class."
explained, in great detail, his plans for the future. When the riches
 
of the mountain were plundered, he would diagram the plans for a
 
second fortress himself. How the dwarves would love him!
 
  
"But in your haste for riches," asked the girl, "would you have time
+
The sun was sinking behind the mountains when Thamian met his friend Nesco in the dry field. What he had planned was a contest of magic. They would each summon a demon and they would fight to see which one was more fierce. Standing across the field from one another they drew pentagrams in the dirt. Thamian began summoning a creature from the world of Brepotog, the Bowels of the Universe. Nesco called his demon from Urmoro, the Land of the Undead. Somehow neither of them grasped that this was a bad idea.
for the ones you love?"
 
  
Durgal's face became red as a cave turnip.  He looked quickly away
+
===(3 January 2015)===
from her and stared into the dark water.  There, eyes gazed up to meet
 
him.  Durgal reached for his axe, telling the girl to warn the others.
 
A pale, slimy hand reached out of the depths and pulled the creature
 
upward.  It was an olmman!
 
  
===(3 September 2008)===
+
<pre>&,<U>,,.<U>.N</pre>
<pre>ff,@,.@,o~~~~~</pre>
 
  
"Back!" cried Durgal, "back to the hall!"  The dwarf girl turned and
+
Thamian's monster was the first to appear.  About an hour after the ritual began there was a distinct smell on the western breezeIt smelled like Brepotog, the sewer of realityNesco flinched, but remained inside his protective pentagram.  Off to the right, the shadows darkenedAn arm, perhaps more tentacle than solid limb, protruded from the groundIt struck the ground with a splat and pulled the rest of the demon up.
screamedTwo blind cave fish men blocked the way outDurgal turned
+
 
and swung his axe at the olmman, now completely out of the waterIt
+
“I've done it, Nesco,” shouted Thamian.  “Admit it!  I've won.
deftly dodged his panicked swingsThe dwarf girl screamed as the
 
cave fish men crawled toward her, arms outstretched, feeling their way
 
along the floor.
 
  
"By the power of the Lordaxe!" screamed Durgal, holding his axe aloft.
+
“Wait,” said Nesco“Look there!”
The dungeon rumbledThe sound of water crashed through the tunnel.
 
The fighters were swept away.  The olmman grabbed Durgal's axe arm as
 
they were washed through the watery tunnel.  The dwarf pulled a dagger
 
from his belt and jammed it into the monster's guts.
 
  
"Gula!" cried Durgal, bursting above the surface of the waterHe
+
Out of the trees, a figure stumbledOnce it came into the sunlight, the young wizards could see it for what it was, alive undeadIt was the animated body of another young wizardHe had probably died during the trials which had taken place earlier that week. Its neck was clearly broken and its head lolled crazily to the side.
pulled the axe free of the olmman's grasp and brought the pommel down
 
on its head, knocking it senseless"Gula!" he cried againWith
 
sudden terror, Durgal recalled where this tunnel led -- the chasm.
 
Only a few seconds until the ultimate terrible plunge.
 
  
"Durgal!" cried the dwarf girl, Gula.  With all his strength, he
+
“I command you, oh demon,” shouted Thamian, “attack!”
stretched to reach her in the crashing water.
 
  
==[[User:HYBRID BEING|HYBRID BEING]]==
+
===(3 December 2015)===
===(3 June 2014)===
+
 
<pre>@.@@.,--.,-,..-.,.,eeeee</pre>
+
<pre>N|+UUUUUU+U|</pre>
Sword and axe clashed again and again as the combatants fought and
+
 
bledYou and I remember Tasan fortress in the days before the elves
+
Nesco was late to classThe always-nosey Smesma was there at the door to greet him.  The first thing she noticed was the overpowering smell of filth.  They had been summoning demons again!  Nesco had the stink of Brepotog on himWhere was Thamian?  The two rascals were usually inseparableSmesma stood in the doorway and would not let Nesco pass without an explanation.
emerged from the hated forestAt one time Fortress Tasan was second
 
only to the mountain homes in wealth and powerNow it was the front
 
line in a war to end the age.
 
  
"Aim low, marks-dwarves," said Kraton.  "Make every shot count."
+
“Where is your friend, Thamian?” asked Smesma.
  
It was the height of the Plump Helmet festival when Kraton first
+
“Don't worryHe still lives,” muttered Nesco, “after a fashion.
learned of the elven invasionAn arrow struck his sweetheart dead in
 
the chest.  The ambush was over in seconds.  The castle guard were
 
able to chase down the archers before they escaped into the woods.
 
  
As captain of the guard, Kraton was in charge of interrogationThere
+
The witch let Nesco in, more overcome by his stench than his flimsy excuses.  As Nesco took his seat at the desk the other wizards scooted away, annoying the professor with their squeaky chairs.  The instructor for this term was Lord DomoranHe was an incompetent teacher, just serving out his time until retirementMost young wizards never learned from class anymoreThe only ones who improved used the forbidden arts like Nesco and Thamian.
was no need in his mindElves were not rationalTheir reasons for
 
acting made no sense.  He ordered that they be hammered immediately
 
and prepared the fortress for the assault to come.
 
  
==Insanity Prelude==
+
“You summoned a demon from the bowels of the universe,” whispered Smesma“I smell it!”
===(1. I forgot, sometime in 2009)===
+
 
<pre>c@,.ccccccccccc@ccccc@ccc@cccccccccc</pre>
+
“Not me,” said Nesco“It was that fool ThamianBut I got him back!”
Kittens roamed through the halls, as dwarf tanner Kramer worked the
 
cat skinsIt seemed his work would never end.  The uncounted vermin
 
in the fortress made the cat bellies full, and they bred out of
 
control.  Baron Zarkin issued a final order:  "Suffer no cat to live."
 
Death squads searched the corridors for felines, and brought the
 
bodies to KramerIt was a tough job; Kramer admired cats for their
 
aloofnessSomeone tapped him on the shoulder.  It was cat-lord
 
Tainaria.
 
  
"Who are you?" asked Kramer.
+
“If you have something to share,” boomed Lord Domoran, “you can share it with the whole class!”
  
"Who I am is not important," said the beast-woman"Don't you feel
+
“Very well,said Nesco“Watch this!”
that what you are doing is wrong?"
 
  
"Yes," said the dwarf, "but…"
+
The young punk stood up and clapped his hands.  Suddenly the room felt very cold and still.  Outside the room, the students could hear footsteps.  Whoever it was, they didn't sound all that healthy.  The mystery person dragged one leg and moaned when he took a step.  The closer he got, the more loud and painful the moaning became.  At last there was a knock at the door.
  
===(2. December 10, 2009)===
+
“Only students are allowed in the classroom,” shouted Domoran, clearly shaken.
<pre>cccc,c,.C@.</pre>
 
  
"Stomer," said Tainaria, snapping her clawed fingers, "take him."
+
“But it is one of your students,said Nesco.  “Thamian!  Come inside.
  
An enormous walking cat emerged from the shadows.  It was striped and
+
The doorknob turned ever so slowly, and the door swung open to reveal a horrible sight.  It was Thamian, or more accurately, what was left of himHis clothing was bloody and torn, and his body was beset by a dozen mortal wounds.  The fact that he was walking was clearly an infernal miracle.
grey with a round golden bellyIn its paws it held a large brown
 
sack.  The cat people pounced on Kramer, tackling him to the ground.
 
They kicked and stomped him until he was knocked senseless.  Tainaria
 
looked on as Stomer poured the dwarf into the sack.
 
  
Kramer awoke, suffocating in the damp confines of the sack that was
+
“Nesco,” said Domoran, “what have you done?”
his prison.  The sack bounced up and down as the cat ran.  At last
 
Kramer was thrown down onto the mud.  He peered out of the bag into
 
the nauseating sunlight.  He felt a sharp kick to his ribs.
 
  
"Come out, killer!" shouted Tainaria.
+
“Only what you are too weak and afraid to do,shouted Nesco. “I used magic!”
  
The dwarf crawled out onto the mossy ground.  He looked around as the
+
The zombie trudged forward.  Nesco laughed.  He was truly a Dulchari wizard now.  The monster came closer and the young wizards stood and backed away, leaving Domoran to face the ghost of Thamian alone.
tall trees and thick green ferns.
 
  
"This is the elf forest," said Kramer.
+
“Stop it!” shouted Smesma.
  
Stomer drew his lips back across his teeth in a grotesque mockery of a smile.
+
“I,” said Nesco, suddenly flustered, “I can't!”
  
"You," said Kramer, "you're not going to leave me out here!?"
+
===(19 December 2015)===
  
==[[User:jaccarmac|jaccarmac]]==
+
<pre>!!NU!!!!!!UU++UU</pre>
===(19 November 2013)===
 
  
<pre>,%.%.@.%@/%ggggg</pre>
+
Thamian's corpse caught hold of Domoran and plunged its fangs into his neck.  The young wizards cut and ran, leaving Nesco and Smesma to face the threat alone. Blood poured from Domoran's wound. There wasn't much hope for him now and Nesco knew it.  Still, Smesma wouldn't let Nesco flee.
  
Nothing save dragon's fire was hotter than Cendra's fury at the goblin
+
“You did this,” shouted Smesma“Now undo it!”
invaders.  Limbs and heads bounced along the mining tunnel as the
 
dwarf warrioress chopped them left and right.  Ever since Darkmaster
 
the Evil mounted his campaign against the dwarf fortress, no one was
 
safeIt was to dwarves like Cendra that all owed their freedom and
 
probably their very lives.
 
  
“To the right!shouted Kogan.
+
“But if Domoran lives,explained Nesco, “we will be expelled from school.
  
Ducking just in time, Cendra twirled around and planted her axe dead
+
“What?” asked Smesma, having heard the most ignorant excuse spoken in years.
in the goblin's chest.  Kogan had been Cendra's blade brother as long
 
as she could remember.  It made it all the more tragic when he finally
 
fell to Darkmaster's henchmen.  But let us talk of happier times...
 
  
==[[User:JakobTheGreat|Jakob Zaborowski]]==
+
The zombie dropped the professor's body on the floor and advanced on the delinquent wizard.  Nesco grabbed Smesma by the arm and ran out of class.  Outside the classroom, the disaster containment squad had assembled.  The wizards in the tac-squad wore robes lined with adamantine and wielded special flame throwing wands.
===(22 July 2015)===
 
  
<pre>U,.(&),,.,.(&),.U</pre>
+
“They are in there,” shouted Nesco. “Two of them!”
It had been a century since the last Dulchari wizard had been crowned. Most of the old wizards had retired to remote towers to continue their studies, having abandoned the city of Etwersbrot and the council chamber. There simply was no need for them anymore. All the dimensional rifts had been sealed and reality had been restored to a liveable state.
 
  
The wizards that lived in the capital were a new breed. The only demons they had ever seen were the ones that the Dulchari summoned themselves. Thamian was one of these. He longed to cross the boundaries between worlds like the old heroes did. Once the world had been filled with monsters. Now it was impossible to prove oneself.
+
“Villain!” cried Smesma. “Domoran may yet live!”
"I have an idea," said Thamian. "Meet me behind the tower after class."
 
  
The sun was sinking behind the mountains when Thamian met his friend Nesco in the dry field. What he had planned was a contest of magic. They would each summon a demon and they would fight to see which one was more fierce. Standing across the field from one another they drew pentagrams in the dirt. Thamian began summoning a creature from the world of Brepotog, the Bowels of the Universe. Nesco called his demon from Urmoro, the Land of the Undead. Somehow neither of them grasped that this was a bad idea.
+
Nesco pushed Smesma to the side as the wizards stormed the classroom, blasting away indiscriminately with their flame throwers. The evil Nesco chuckled into his cloak.  No one was paying attention but Smesma. She knew now that something must be done to stop him.
  
===(3 January 2015)===
+
===(20 January 2016)===
  
<pre>&,<U>,,.<U>.N</pre>
+
<pre>,.U!,.U".</pre>
  
Thamian's monster was the first to appear.  About an hour after the ritual began there was a distinct smell on the western breezeIt smelled like Brepotog, the sewer of realityNesco flinched, but remained inside his protective pentagramOff to the right, the shadows darkenedAn arm, perhaps more tentacle than solid limb, protruded from the ground.  It struck the ground with a splat and pulled the rest of the demon up.
+
Alone in her alcove, Smesma said a prayer to the gods and began her meditation. There was a buzzing sound deep in her throatShe concentrated on the sacred syllables of the forbidden languageThe time had come to use her powerShe shouted the word and punched a hole through the brick wall of her roomSuch was the power of Axolar.
  
“I've done it, Nesco,shouted Thamian. “Admit it!  I've won.”
+
“Where is Nesco?asked Smesma.
  
“Wait,” said Nesco“Look there!
+
“He has been hanging around Thamian's grave,” said one of the students“It's horrible that all of this happened.
  
Out of the trees, a figure stumbled.  Once it came into the sunlight, the young wizards could see it for what it was, alive undead.  It was the animated body of another young wizard.  He had probably died during the trials which had taken place earlier that week.  Its neck was clearly broken and its head lolled crazily to the side.
+
“He has to be stopped before anyone else gets hurt,” said Smesma.
  
“I command you, oh demon,” shouted Thamian, “attack!”
+
She meant to kill Nesco before he could raise any more zombies.  Domoron had been a hero to Smesma, and she blamed Nesco alone for his death.  Outside the city gate, hidden behind a screen of trees, Nesco waited for Smesma in the cemetery.  He was alone dressed in the gray robes of mourning.
  
===(3 December 2015)===
+
“You had better call to Urmoro for help,” shouted Smesma, “for I will have no mercy.”
  
<pre>N|+UUUUUU+U|</pre>
+
Nesco just stood there, knowing that Smesma would probably just kill herself with a magic spell.  He had gained some perspective since the trouble started.  He could hear the sound welling up from Smesma's throat as she charged up for the killer blow.  She ran at Nesco, releasing the spell with a shout.  There was an explosion of gore and a terrible gargling sound.  No one knew what happened until the undertaker came across the bodies the next day.
  
Nesco was late to class.  The always-nosey Smesma was there at the door to greet him.  The first thing she noticed was the overpowering smell of filth.  They had been summoning demons again!  Nesco had the stink of Brepotog on him.  Where was Thamian?  The two rascals were usually inseparable.  Smesma stood in the doorway and would not let Nesco pass without an explanation.
+
==[[User:Janus|Janus]]==
 +
===(12 October 2006)===
  
“Where is your friend, Thamian?” asked Smesma.
+
<pre>BgB
 +
B@g
 +
gBB</pre>
 +
Beak dogs and goblins surround the adventurer!  What will happen next?!
  
“Don't worryHe still lives,” muttered Nesco, “after a fashion.
+
===(13 February 2007)===
 +
<pre>gg...
 +
.B.B=
 +
..BB.
 +
.%B@/
 +
.-...</pre>
 +
One of the five beak dogs pounced.  Rogar leapt, planting a foot on the beast's head and propelling himself toward the tattoed goblin.  Just as they collided, Rogar planted his dagger through the goblin's left eyeThey hit the ground hard, and Rogar rolled forward to his feet, spinning to face the remaining eight opponents.  The beak dog he had jumped on was still shaking its head, wincing.  Behind them stood a wiry goblin with a wild mane of maroon hair, brandishing a scimitar, and a lardy goblin holding an iron-studded club.
  
The witch let Nesco in, more overcome by his stench than his flimsy excusesAs Nesco took his seat at the desk the other wizards scooted away, annoying the professor with their squeaky chairsThe instructor for this term was Lord DomoranHe was an incompetent teacher, just serving out his time until retirementMost young wizards never learned from class anymore.  The only ones who improved used the forbidden arts like Nesco and Thamian.
+
The beak dogs charged Rogar in unison.  His dagger was stuck back in the twitching goblin's face, but weaponless he stood his ground before themThe first dog to reach him received Rogar's knee under its chin, the long cruel spike at the top of the warrior's half-greave piercing the creature's throatTwo more beak dogs reached him as he twisted his leg in the air, trying to free it from his bleeding adversaryThe beasts slammed into him, one getting a hold of his right arm above the elbow, the other gnashing at his faceBefore it could tear his nose off, Rogar grabbed it by the neck with his left hand and held it back.  The other dog sank its beak deeper into the flesh of Rogar's arm. Could this be the end?!
  
“You summoned a demon from the bowels of the universe,” whispered Smesma.  “I smell it!”
+
===(5 May 2007)===
 +
<pre>|+@g+++</pre>
  
“Not me,” said Nesco“It was that fool Thamian. But I got him back!”
+
Rogar awoke in pain, his wrists in chains, his wounded arm throbbing.  He opened his eyes only to be greeted by an all-encompassing darknessThis must be Shalthidon's dungeon, which meant that he was locked inside the Tower of Hate from which no man had ever returned.
  
“If you have something to share,” boomed Lord Domoran, “you can share it with the whole class!”
+
A dim light flickered some distance away, and he could see the silhouetted bars of his prison.  Beyond them, shadows danced, and he heard a grating sound.  The bars slid aside, and the lardy goblin waddled into the chamber holding a torch.
  
“Very well,” said Nesco. “Watch this!”
+
The foul creature stood below Rogar where he hung, an idiot grin perking up the otherwise sagging jowls of its bloated face.
  
The young punk stood up and clapped his hands.  Suddenly the room felt very cold and still.  Outside the room, the students could hear footsteps.  Whoever it was, they didn't sound all that healthy.  The mystery person dragged one leg and moaned when he took a step.  The closer he got, the more loud and painful the moaning became.  At last there was a knock at the door.
+
"The master says you are to be entertained," it croaked as it continued to smile.
  
“Only students are allowed in the classroom,” shouted Domoran, clearly shaken.
+
"I do not desire such pleasures as Shalthidon has to offer," Rogar answered.  "Be off with you.  The larder has grown lonely."
  
“But it is one of your students,” said Nesco“Thamian!  Come inside.
+
"The master says you are to feel the fire," the thing chortledThe goblin lifted the torch and took a step toward Rogar.
  
The doorknob turned ever so slowly, and the door swung open to reveal a horrible sightIt was Thamian, or more accurately, what was left of himHis clothing was bloody and torn, and his body was beset by a dozen mortal woundsThe fact that he was walking was clearly an infernal miracle.
+
It was enough.  Rogar lashed out with his legs, hooking them around the goblin's neckIn a feat of strength that would become legend, Rogar strained against the chains on his arms, lifting the massive goblin and all its corpulence from the floorThere was a sickening crack, and the fixtures in the ceiling gave wayRogar fell into the goblin's lardy folds, pushing away desperately until he regained his feet, ready to fight, but the goblin was already dead with a broken neck.
  
“Nesco,” said Domoran, “what have you done?”
+
Fortunately, the torch had not been smothered.  The warrior picked it up and held it high.  There was nothing else in the cell.  Aside from the chains, the torch was his only possession.  Now it's the master who'll be entertained, Rogar thought, as he strode out into the passageway.
  
“Only what you are too weak and afraid to do,” shouted Nesco.  “I used magic!”
+
===(7 August 2007)===
 +
<pre>@+++"E"</pre>
  
The zombie trudged forwardNesco laughedHe was truly a Dulchari wizard now.  The monster came closer and the young wizards stood and backed away, leaving Domoran to face the ghost of Thamian alone.
+
Rogar strode toward the great iron doors, leaving a trail of blood that was not his ownIn his hand he held a scimitar and from each of his wrists the chains still hungAll of the servants of Shalthidon that lurked within the Tower of Hate were now dead, save whatever was in this room at the pinnacle of the tower.  The sword he had seized from the maroon-maned goblin, who had led the goblins in the tower barracks.
  
“Stop it!” shouted Smesma.
+
The warrior pushed hard on the iron doors and they opened inward with a groan.  There, surrounded by brightly colored flowers, was an elf.  The sun shone down on the tower top through windows in the elegant curved ceiling.  The entire room sparkled.
  
“I,” said Nesco, suddenly flustered, “I can't!”
+
"Are you a prisoner here?  Where is Shalthidon?" Rogar asked urgently.
  
===(19 December 2015)===
+
The elf chuckled pleasantly.  "Child, Rogar, I am Shalthidon.  My parents named me Lilarilqua, but my attempts to hold the goblins under my sway with that name met with disaster.  Are you cold?  Let me fetch you something warm."  Shalthidon fished around under a dresser and pulled out a plush cloak with lacy frills.  "The material was all offered freely from the feather trees, Rogar.  You don't have to worry about the animals."
  
<pre>!!NU!!!!!!UU++UU</pre>
+
Rogar was still stunned.  Shalthidon, the Bringer of Ruin, murderer of his parents, lord of the evil of the creeping wastes that had engulfed half the world, was an elf.  Dispelling the cloud over his mind, the warrior focused.  That will only make killing him all the more satisfying, he thought.  Rogar lifted his blade and advanced.
  
Thamian's corpse caught hold of Domoran and plunged its fangs into his neck.  The young wizards cut and ran, leaving Nesco and Smesma to face the threat alone.  Blood poured from Domoran's wound.  There wasn't much hope for him now and Nesco knew it. Still, Smesma wouldn't let Nesco flee.
+
==Japa==
 +
===(27th December, 2010)===
 +
<pre>llllllllllllllllllll,.@,.@@@@@@@@@@@@</pre>
  
“You did this,” shouted Smesma“Now undo it!”
+
There was a beast called the Strangler that lived deep in the forest.
 +
No one knew what forces woke it, but one night it scaled the walls of
 +
the dwarf fortress with its four long arms and caught the dwarf king
 +
as he was star gazing on the royal balconyWithout a moment's
 +
hesitation, the monster pitched the king over the side to meet a
 +
violent death at the base of the mountain.
  
“But if Domoran lives,” explained Nesco, “we will be expelled from school.
+
At dawn's light the dwarves set out in search of the creature.
 +
Captain Aliz, who had been trusted with the safeguarding of the king's
 +
life, now sought vengeance.  He lead his posse of a dozen dwarves,
 +
with twenty gray langurs leading the way.  As they entered the forest
 +
Aliz pounded his chest and prayed the Forge Father for victory.
  
“What?” asked Smesma, having heard the most ignorant excuse spoken in years.
+
===(4th February, 2011)===
  
The zombie dropped the professor's body on the floor and advanced on the delinquent wizard.  Nesco grabbed Smesma by the arm and ran out of class.  Outside the classroom, the disaster containment squad had assembled.  The wizards in the tac-squad wore robes lined with adamantine and wielded special flame throwing wands.
+
<pre>lllllTS-@,lllll,.@@@@</pre>
  
“They are in there,” shouted Nesco“Two of them!”
+
At the base of an ancient tree, a langur called out.  As the dwarves
 +
came rushing, swords drawn, more gray langurs scaled the tree.  The
 +
strangler stirred from its den.  Its four muscular arms flexed as it
 +
crawled from the knot in the treeIt blinked its three black eyes
 +
and gave out a loud hoot through its shark-like teeth.
  
“Villain!” cried Smesma“Domoran may yet live!”
+
The monkeys pounced one after another and the strangler knocked them
 +
awayThey kept coming and even the four hands of the monster were
 +
not enough to swat them all.  The langurs grabbed onto the monster's
 +
legs.  Others mounted the strangler's head and poked its eyes as the
 +
dwarves cheered below.
  
Nesco pushed Smesma to the side as the wizards stormed the classroom, blasting away indiscriminately with their flame throwersThe evil Nesco chuckled into his cloakNo one was paying attention but SmesmaShe knew now that something must be done to stop him.
+
Branches cracked and snapped as the strangler fellWith a mighty
 +
crunch, the monster slammed into the forest floorAs the dwarves
 +
closed in, the strangler coughed up blood, clearly dyingAliz
 +
prodded his sword under the creature's chin.
  
===(20 January 2016)===
+
"Who sent you?" demanded the dwarf.
  
<pre>,.U!,.U".</pre>
+
"You know very well who," said the monster as it died.
  
Alone in her alcove, Smesma said a prayer to the gods and began her meditation. There was a buzzing sound deep in her throat.  She concentrated on the sacred syllables of the forbidden language.  The time had come to use her power.  She shouted the word and punched a hole through the brick wall of her room.  Such was the power of Axolar.
+
===(23rd May, 2011)===
  
“Where is Nesco?” asked Smesma.
+
<pre>++Ao@++</pre>
  
“He has been hanging around Thamian's grave,” said one of the students“It's horrible that all of this happened.
+
It could only be Malfacto, the evil necromancerOnce Malfacto was a
 +
greedy dwarf with his eyes on the throne.  Universally loathed, the
 +
wretched dwarf wandered the wilds, finding that not even the animals
 +
would tolerate him.  He wasted his days away, scavenging meat like a
 +
jackal and playing with bare bones.
  
“He has to be stopped before anyone else gets hurt,” said Smesma.
+
It was at the depths of his insanity that a vision came to him.  It
 +
was an angel clothed in darkness, a spirit of some foreign religion.
 +
It beckoned to him and he came, through the jungle and to a lost
 +
temple.  As he neared the temple's entrance he had to do his best to
 +
avoid stepping on the human bones that littered the ground.
  
She meant to kill Nesco before he could raise any more zombiesDomoron had been a hero to Smesma, and she blamed Nesco alone for his deathOutside the city gate, hidden behind a screen of trees, Nesco waited for Smesma in the cemeteryHe was alone dressed in the gray robes of mourning.
+
The entire time he was in the temple, Malfacto couldn't shake the
 +
feeling that the ever-present skulls turned to watch himThe shade
 +
lead him to the altar at the center of the ossuaryOn top was a
 +
table marked with dashes and dots, some alien languageThe angel
 +
moved its hand over the markings and they became words in the dwarven
 +
tongue.
  
“You had better call to Urmoro for help,” shouted Smesma, “for I will have no mercy.
+
Such were the beginnings of Malfacto, and Aliz knew he had to stop
 +
him.  No dark wizard would sit on the throne.  He ordered the monkeys
 +
made ready.  There would be more than jungle monsters to hunt tonight.
  
Nesco just stood there, knowing that Smesma would probably just kill herself with a magic spell.  He had gained some perspective since the trouble started.  He could hear the sound welling up from Smesma's throat as she charged up for the killer blow.  She ran at Nesco, releasing the spell with a shout.  There was an explosion of gore and a terrible gargling sound.  No one knew what happened until the undertaker came across the bodies the next day.
+
===(24th April, 2012)===
  
==[[User:Janus|Janus]]==
+
<pre>@/+++ahssGccbGshggg</pre>
===(12 October 2006)===
 
  
<pre>BgB
+
The forest was creepy, dark and deep, but Aliz had far to go before he
B@g
+
reached Malfacto's temple.  The monkeys fanned out, beating the bushes
gBB</pre>
+
and trees and howling as Aliz loaded a bolt into his crossbow.  How
Beak dogs and goblins surround the adventurer! What will happen next?!
+
low could a dwarf sink?, he thought.  Malfacto the dark wizard.
 +
Malfacto the cannibal cultist. It would all end tonight.
  
===(13 February 2007)===
+
Something rushed through the bushes, excited by the grey langurs.
<pre>gg...
+
Aliz aimed his weaponIt was a rhesus macaque, the eyes of the
.B.B=
+
enemyThe animal just barely dodged the bolt shooting past its left
..BB.
+
earAliz hooted to his monkeys and they gave chase.
.%B@/
 
.-...</pre>
 
One of the five beak dogs pouncedRogar leapt, planting a foot on the beast's head and propelling himself toward the tattoed goblinJust as they collided, Rogar planted his dagger through the goblin's left eyeThey hit the ground hard, and Rogar rolled forward to his feet, spinning to face the remaining eight opponents.  The beak dog he had jumped on was still shaking its head, wincing.  Behind them stood a wiry goblin with a wild mane of maroon hair, brandishing a scimitar, and a lardy goblin holding an iron-studded club.
 
  
The beak dogs charged Rogar in unison.  His dagger was stuck back in the twitching goblin's face, but weaponless he stood his ground before them.  The first dog to reach him received Rogar's knee under its chin, the long cruel spike at the top of the warrior's half-greave piercing the creature's throat.  Two more beak dogs reached him as he twisted his leg in the air, trying to free it from his bleeding adversaryThe beasts slammed into him, one getting a hold of his right arm above the elbow, the other gnashing at his face.  Before it could tear his nose off, Rogar grabbed it by the neck with his left hand and held it backThe other dog sank its beak deeper into the flesh of Rogar's arm. Could this be the end?!
+
When the dwarf monkey master reached the macaque, it wasn't in good
 +
shapeAliz came to it and grabbed it by the chinHe raised its
 +
head to him and stared into its remaining eye.
  
===(5 May 2007)===
+
"Malfacto," said Aliz, "I know you are in there.  Know you will pay
<pre>|+@g+++</pre>
+
for the life you took, your rightful king."
  
Rogar awoke in pain, his wrists in chains, his wounded arm throbbing.  He opened his eyes only to be greeted by an all-encompassing darkness.  This must be Shalthidon's dungeon, which meant that he was locked inside the Tower of Hate from which no man had ever returned.
+
-
  
A dim light flickered some distance away, and he could see the silhouetted bars of his prisonBeyond them, shadows danced, and he heard a grating sound.  The bars slid aside, and the lardy goblin waddled into the chamber holding a torch.
+
"Master?" asked the australopithecus"Did you have the dream again?"
  
The foul creature stood below Rogar where he hung, an idiot grin perking up the otherwise sagging jowls of its bloated face.
+
"The hero is near," said Malfacto, rising from his sarcophagus.
 +
"Ready the apes."
  
"The master says you are to be entertained," it croaked as it continued to smile.
+
The creature ran from the room panting as the evil wizard brushed the
 +
dust from his robes.  Once the champion was dead, nothing would stand
 +
between him and the crown.  Slowly, he made his way to the top of the
 +
pyramid.  Venomous plants snaked their way all over the stone slabs.
 +
Once at the top, he surveyed his army.  Hundreds of simians of all
 +
types and descriptions jumped and howled before the temple.  A homo
 +
habilis arrived with Malfacto's staff.  Taking it, he spoke.
  
"I do not desire such pleasures as Shalthidon has to offer," Rogar answered. "Be off with you.  The larder has grown lonely."
+
"Soon they will know to fear our power!" shouted Malfacto.
  
"The master says you are to feel the fire," the thing chortledThe goblin lifted the torch and took a step toward Rogar.
+
A siamang began to hoot and soon all the apes were howling and beating
 +
their chests.  The jungle was alive with hatred.  Aliz could hear them
 +
from almost a league away.  It was clear now that the wizard must be
 +
stoppedAliz could very well be the only dwarf standing between the
 +
fortress and oblivion.
  
It was enough.  Rogar lashed out with his legs, hooking them around the goblin's neck.  In a feat of strength that would become legend, Rogar strained against the chains on his arms, lifting the massive goblin and all its corpulence from the floor.  There was a sickening crack, and the fixtures in the ceiling gave way.  Rogar fell into the goblin's lardy folds, pushing away desperately until he regained his feet, ready to fight, but the goblin was already dead with a broken neck.
+
==[[User:Jevon|Jevon]]==
 +
===(13 June 2011)===
  
Fortunately, the torch had not been smothered. The warrior picked it up and held it high.  There was nothing else in the cell.  Aside from the chains, the torch was his only possession. Now it's the master who'll be entertained, Rogar thought, as he strode out into the passageway.
+
<pre>,.gg,.\@,.ggg</pre>
  
===(7 August 2007)===
+
Waves of arrows rained down on Aliz's machine.  It was not a machine, in truth, but a suit of armor, powered by its user to great strength. Aliz himself wore the machine now, wading into the goblin ambush to check the kinks in the system.  Once he returned the king would reward him handsomely and he could continue his research well-funded.
<pre>@+++"E"</pre>
 
  
Rogar strode toward the great iron doors, leaving a trail of blood that was not his ownIn his hand he held a scimitar and from each of his wrists the chains still hungAll of the servants of Shalthidon that lurked within the Tower of Hate were now dead, save whatever was in this room at the pinnacle of the towerThe sword he had seized from the maroon-maned goblin, who had led the goblins in the tower barracks.
+
The goblins came out from behind the rocks to inspect the curiosity. The thing was the shape of a dwarf, but made of metalIt held an axe but was far from threatening because it moved so slowly.  The lead goblin snatched the axe out of the dwarf's handAs the other goblins laughed, the chief kicked the contraption on its sideAliz wondered how he might escape alive.
  
The warrior pushed hard on the iron doors and they opened inward with a groan. There, surrounded by brightly colored flowers, was an elf.  The sun shone down on the tower top through windows in the elegant curved ceiling.  The entire room sparkled.
+
==[[User:Jibz|Jibz]]==
 +
===(25 December 2011)===
 +
<pre>###N,.,.o@,.@</pre>
  
"Are you a prisoner hereWhere is Shalthidon?" Rogar asked urgently.
+
Far below the pond grabbers in the underground seas in the depths long
 +
forgotten, a beast awoke.  Scratching, itching, biting.  It was the
 +
little ones again.  The beast put a claw over its aching head.  Didn't
 +
they remember the last time they pulled thisThe beast was still
 +
trying to get the taste out of its mouth.  With a turn of its tail,
 +
the monster rose from the murky water.
  
The elf chuckled pleasantly.  "Child, Rogar, I am Shalthidon.  My parents named me Lilarilqua, but my attempts to hold the goblins under my sway with that name met with disaster.  Are you cold? Let me fetch you something warm."  Shalthidon fished around under a dresser and pulled out a plush cloak with lacy frills.  "The material was all offered freely from the feather trees, Rogar.  You don't have to worry about the animals."
+
"Are you going to the mead hall after work?" asked Aliz.
  
Rogar was still stunned.  Shalthidon, the Bringer of Ruin, murderer of his parents, lord of the evil of the creeping wastes that had engulfed half the world, was an elf.  Dispelling the cloud over his mind, the warrior focused.  That will only make killing him all the more satisfying, he thought.  Rogar lifted his blade and advanced.
+
"Nah," said Mokez, chipping off another piece of microcline, "I don't
 +
think those guys understand me anymore."
  
==Japa==
+
Suddenly, a crack formed in the end of the tunnel.  Mokez started.  It
===(27th December, 2010)===
+
was unlike him to miss cues like this.  Call it ‘female trouble,' he
<pre>llllllllllllllllllll,.@,.@@@@@@@@@@@@</pre>
+
thought.  Aliz scuttled up to see.  A hole was forming before them.
 +
Quickly the dwarves rushed back up the mineshaft.
  
There was a beast called the Strangler that lived deep in the forest.
+
"You saw it," said Aliz.
No one knew what forces woke it, but one night it scaled the walls of
 
the dwarf fortress with its four long arms and caught the dwarf king
 
as he was star gazing on the royal balcony.  Without a moment's
 
hesitation, the monster pitched the king over the side to meet a
 
violent death at the base of the mountain.
 
  
At dawn's light the dwarves set out in search of the creature.
+
"Re-wall," replied Mokez"Dwarves have been here before."
Captain Aliz, who had been trusted with the safeguarding of the king's
 
life, now sought vengeanceHe lead his posse of a dozen dwarves,
 
with twenty gray langurs leading the way.  As they entered the forest
 
Aliz pounded his chest and prayed the Forge Father for victory.
 
  
===(4th February, 2011)===
+
"But it must have been an age ago," started Aliz.  "You saw the rock…"
  
<pre>lllllTS-@,lllll,.@@@@</pre>
+
Crash!  A huge claw shot up through the shaft and landed in between
 +
the miners.  Aliz ran to call the guard, while Mokez stayed behind
 +
throwing rocks.  The monster was a giant black newt with external ribs
 +
and massive claws.  Mokez stared into the creature's third eye and
 +
dropped his stone.  There was a connection.
  
At the base of an ancient tree, a langur called out. As the dwarves
+
==[[User:.Jim|Jim]]==
came rushing, swords drawn, more gray langurs scaled the tree. The
+
===(29 December 2008)===
strangler stirred from its den. Its four muscular arms flexed as it
+
<pre>,.U\U,.....M,.UUH..</pre>
crawled from the knot in the tree. It blinked its three black eyes
 
and gave out a loud hoot through its shark-like teeth.
 
  
The monkeys pounced one after another and the strangler knocked them
+
So unsteady was the rule of the land that no one walked the halls of
awayThey kept coming and even the four hands of the monster were
+
Castle Sanazar aloneIt had become fashion for the lords to stab
not enough to swat them all.  The langurs grabbed onto the monster's
+
each other in the back, or perhaps poison each other's beer steins.
legsOthers mounted the strangler's head and poked its eyes as the
+
Not even a squire was safe.  Rumors of war spread as did the news of
dwarves cheered below.
+
Sanazar's weakness.  The king called an audience of all the knights of
 +
the realmA quest was called for -- something to prove the kingdom's
 +
legitimacy.
  
Branches cracked and snapped as the strangler fellWith a mighty
+
The tables of the great hall filled with mighty knights as squires
crunch, the monster slammed into the forest floorAs the dwarves
+
rushed back and forth filling cupsThe king looked on silently
closed in, the strangler coughed up blood, clearly dying.  Aliz
+
through sunken eyes, having recently lost his ability to speak.  He
prodded his sword under the creature's chin.
+
motioned his consort to stand forth to deliver his proclamationShe
 +
was a handsome woman, recently bound to the king, from a kingdom far
 +
to the north.
  
"Who sent you?" demanded the dwarf.
+
"The flower that is Sanazar," she said, "is wilting and sick.  While
 +
we fight amongst ourselves, hungry jackals vie for their part of the
 +
carcass.  What we need is a hero, and what better to prove a hero than
 +
a mighty quest!  Far to the east lays Forgotten Quilts, an ancient
 +
dwarf fortress abandoned long ago.  It is said that within can be
 +
found Gilded Lunch, the golden artifact boot.  Return with the boot,
 +
and return a hero!  Who will take the challenge?"
 +
 
 +
"I shall!" boomed a voice from the end of the hall.
  
"You know very well who," said the monster as it died.
+
Through the door came Bram, mighty barbarian warrior, a squire
 +
following behind, eyes downcast.  The hall erupted into Chaos.  How
 +
could this outsider be given the quest?  The king's consort looked on
 +
the barbarian, heart racing.  "What makes you think you are up to the
 +
task?" she said.
  
===(23rd May, 2011)===
+
"May I know thy name Madame?" asked the barbarian.
  
<pre>++Ao@++</pre>
+
"Scandala," said the consort, brushing a blond hair from her face.
  
It could only be Malfacto, the evil necromancer. Once Malfacto was a
+
"Lady Scandala," said Bram, "I have slain dragon, cyclops, and ogre.
greedy dwarf with his eyes on the throne.  Universally loathed, the
+
There is nothing under the sky that I fear."
wretched dwarf wandered the wilds, finding that not even the animals
 
would tolerate him.  He wasted his days away, scavenging meat like a
 
jackal and playing with bare bones.
 
  
It was at the depths of his insanity that a vision came to himIt
+
That same day, Bram found himself on a horse on the road to Forgotten
was an angel clothed in darkness, a spirit of some foreign religion.
+
Quilts, his squire Dolphin on a mule trailing behindThe lords of
It beckoned to him and he came, through the jungle and to a lost
+
the realm had not taken it well.  Without the Mandate of the King,
templeAs he neared the temple's entrance he had to do his best to
+
returning with the boot would be useless.  Bram must die. No knight
avoid stepping on the human bones that littered the ground.
+
knew this better than Crusier, cruel black night of PetounThat very
 +
night he left the castle with his squire, taking the fast roads to
 +
arrive on the trail before the hero.
  
The entire time he was in the temple, Malfacto couldn't shake the
+
"Help!" cried the boy, "Oh help!"
feeling that the ever-present skulls turned to watch him.  The shade
 
lead him to the altar at the center of the ossuary.  On top was a
 
table marked with dashes and dots, some alien language.  The angel
 
moved its hand over the markings and they became words in the dwarven
 
tongue.
 
  
Such were the beginnings of Malfacto, and Aliz knew he had to stop
+
"Don't trust it Bram," said Dolphin"I recognize that boy, a squire
himNo dark wizard would sit on the throne.  He ordered the monkeys
+
from the hall."
made ready.  There would be more than jungle monsters to hunt tonight.
 
  
===(24th April, 2012)===
+
"A countryman in distress is just that," said the hero dismounting his
 +
horse and drawing his sword.
  
<pre>@/+++ahssGccbGshggg</pre>
+
As he approached, he found the boy laughing.  "Let's see how fast you
 +
can complete your quest without horses!" yelled the boy.
  
The forest was creepy, dark and deep, but Aliz had far to go before he
+
Bram spun around to see Crusier leap upon Dolphin and, a knife to the
reached Malfacto's temple.  The monkeys fanned out, beating the bushes
+
boy's throat, ride away on Bram's horse.  The evil squire laughed
and trees and howling as Aliz loaded a bolt into his crossbowHow
+
until Bram turned and brought his sword across the boy's face, leaving
low could a dwarf sink?, he thought.  Malfacto the dark wizard.
+
a deep gash in his cheek"I have marked you," said the barbarian,
Malfacto the cannibal cultistIt would all end tonight.
+
"for you are mine nowLead me to your master's den. Know that if he
 +
harms a hair on Dolphin's head, there won't be enough of you left to
 +
fill your god forsaken tomb!"
  
Something rushed through the bushes, excited by the grey langurs.
+
==[[User:jmullan|jmullan]]==
Aliz aimed his weapon. It was a rhesus macaque, the eyes of the
+
===(2 March 2012)===
enemy. The animal just barely dodged the bolt shooting past its left
+
(I donated in honor of my friend Zach J's birthday, since he is too afraid to play DF)
ear. Aliz hooted to his monkeys and they gave chase.
+
<pre>@@||,.,,..,.,U..,uuuuUuu</pre>
  
When the dwarf monkey master reached the macaque, it wasn't in good
+
The dwarf fortress at Mount Hope was once the pride of the empire.
shapeAliz came to it and grabbed it by the chinHe raised its
+
Pilgrims came from every corner of Allsphere to glory in its great
head to him and stared into its remaining eye.
+
halls and carved pillars.  But years pass, and all that shines goes
 +
dimThe empire was overthrown and monsters roamed freely through the
 +
landSome sought shelter at Mt. Hope and were always turned away.
 +
It was this discourtesy that would spell the doom of the fortress.
  
"Malfacto," said Aliz, "I know you are in there.  Know you will pay
+
"Will you let us in?" shouted the monk.
for the life you took, your rightful king."
 
  
-
+
"No, sir!" laughed the dwarf from the high wall.  "Find somewhere else to die."
  
"Master?" asked the australopithecus.  "Did you have the dream again?"
+
"Why not just take the little ones?" pleaded the monk.  "Even if they
 +
were vampires, they couldn't do much harm."
  
"The hero is near," said Malfacto, rising from his sarcophagus.
+
"Take your lying, no good carcass of my property," said the dwarf, "or
"Ready the apes."
+
I will shoot you down."
  
The creature ran from the room panting as the evil wizard brushed the
+
The monk was still for a moment.
dust from his robes.  Once the champion was dead, nothing would stand
 
between him and the crown.  Slowly, he made his way to the top of the
 
pyramid.  Venomous plants snaked their way all over the stone slabs.
 
Once at the top, he surveyed his army.  Hundreds of simians of all
 
types and descriptions jumped and howled before the temple.  A homo
 
habilis arrived with Malfacto's staff.  Taking it, he spoke.
 
  
"Soon they will know to fear our power!" shouted Malfacto.
+
"You will find," said the holy man, "that your walls don't protect you
 +
from the evils of this world.  They were built to hold a greater evil
 +
inside.  In time you beg to be let out."
  
A siamang began to hoot and soon all the apes were howling and beating
+
The dwarves pelted the refugees with rocks until they fledThey did
their chests.  The jungle was alive with hatredAliz could hear them
+
not give a single thought to the monk's warning, but they would all
from almost a league away.  It was clear now that the wizard must be
+
remember it when the time came.  It was only a matter of days before
stoppedAliz could very well be the only dwarf standing between the
+
the killings startedA dwarf would go missing for a week, then a
fortress and oblivion.
+
body would turn up drained of blood, and that was only the beginning.
  
==[[User:Jevon|Jevon]]==
+
==[[User:John Tait|John Tait]]==
===(13 June 2011)===
+
===(4 November 2007)===
  
<pre>,.gg,.\@,.ggg</pre>
+
<pre>+@++\M+</pre>
  
Waves of arrows rained down on Aliz's machineIt was not a machine, in truth, but a suit of armor, powered by its user to great strength. Aliz himself wore the machine now, wading into the goblin ambush to check the kinks in the system.  Once he returned the king would reward him handsomely and he could continue his research well-funded.
+
The young adventurer stepped up to the statue, torch in hand.  After a quick inspection he grasped the stone minotaur's hornHe gave it a sharp yank and just as Albert foretold, the rock hand opened dropping the Sword of Fire into the adventurer's waiting hands.  The stones in the ceiling above began to rumble, as if the temple itself was being rocked from its foundations. Throwing his cloak over his head, the young man made his way to the entrance, dodging the falling stones.
  
The goblins came out from behind the rocks to inspect the curiosity. The thing was the shape of a dwarf, but made of metal.  It held an axe but was far from threatening because it moved so slowly.  The lead goblin snatched the axe out of the dwarf's hand.  As the other goblins laughed, the chief kicked the contraption on its side.  Aliz wondered how he might escape alive.
 
  
==[[User:Jibz|Jibz]]==
+
==[[User:JoystickHero|Joystick Hero]]==
===(25 December 2011)===
+
===(14 September 2010)===
<pre>###N,.,.o@,.@</pre>
+
<pre>%W%%W%    ,.,."","@@@@".,@</pre>
  
Far below the pond grabbers in the underground seas in the depths long
+
Fires burned on the high mountain.  The wind carried the cries of the
forgotten, a beast awokeScratching, itching, biting.  It was the
+
dwarves as all they ever cared about was destroyedBut one dwarf had
little ones againThe beast put a claw over its aching headDidn't
+
not given in to despair.  It was Malvedar, slayer of dragons and
they remember the last time they pulled this?  The beast was still
+
veteran of a thousand famous battles.  He watched the dwarf fortress
trying to get the taste out of its mouth.  With a turn of its tail,
+
burn from his hiding place in the wooded slopeThere would come a
the monster rose from the murky water.
+
time when the enemy was not so lucky, when his schemes failedThat
 +
would be when they remember what they did to the dwarves this day and
 +
would expect no mercy.
  
"Are you going to the mead hall after work?" asked Aliz.
+
"Lord Malvedar," said a dwarf soldier, "I think the werewolves have
 +
caught our scent."
  
"Nah," said Mokez, chipping off another piece of microcline, "I don't
+
The dwarf warlord nodded.  Together, the ragged band of dwarven
think those guys understand me anymore."
+
survivors made their way down the slope.  The road back to the
 +
mountain homes was long and full of danger, but there was nowhere else
 +
left to go.  While others cried, Malvedar resisted the urge to throw
 +
himself on the enemy.  He would kill many, but not enough before he
 +
was brought low.  No.  It would be a hard time, and a long time, but
 +
he would have his satisfaction.
  
Suddenly, a crack formed in the end of the tunnel.  Mokez started.  It
+
==[[User:Jupotter|Jupotter]]==
was unlike him to miss cues like this.  Call it ‘female trouble,' he
+
===(3 March 2012)===
thought.  Aliz scuttled up to see.  A hole was forming before them.
 
Quickly the dwarves rushed back up the mineshaft.
 
  
"You saw it," said Aliz.
+
<pre>////+++U\N+\\\\</pre>
  
"Re-wall," replied Mokez"Dwarves have been here before."
+
At the top of the great stone temple, the high priest vampire held a
 +
bone dagger over the victim under the light of the full moonThe
 +
evil spirit rose over the altar, changing the moonlight to a blood red
 +
hue.  Another heartbeat and the victim's eyes snapped open.  A scream
 +
tore the night as the final blow fell.
  
"But it must have been an age ago," started Aliz.  "You saw the rock…"
+
"If it is spring, Grandfather," said the kid, "why are the days getting colder?"
  
Crash!  A huge claw shot up through the shaft and landed in between
+
Old man Udma patted the boy on the shoulderThis could only mean one
the minersAliz ran to call the guard, while Mokez stayed behind
+
thing.  Gonra had returnedUpon reaching to his hut, Udma found his
throwing rocksThe monster was a giant black newt with external ribs
+
hiding place and retrieved the sword Sangrak, the vampire slayerBut
and massive clawsMokez stared into the creature's third eye and
+
he could no longer wield itIf the world was to be saved, a true
dropped his stoneThere was a connection.
+
hero must be found.
  
==[[User:.Jim|Jim]]==
+
===(14 May 2012)===
===(29 December 2008)===
 
<pre>,.U\U,.....M,.UUH..</pre>
 
  
So unsteady was the rule of the land that no one walked the halls of
+
<pre>T"TT"TT"",U,.,\U==,.TTTT"TT"T</pre>
Castle Sanazar alone. It had become fashion for the lords to stab
 
each other in the back, or perhaps poison each other's beer steins.
 
Not even a squire was safe.  Rumors of war spread as did the news of
 
Sanazar's weakness.  The king called an audience of all the knights of
 
the realm.  A quest was called for -- something to prove the kingdom's
 
legitimacy.
 
  
The tables of the great hall filled with mighty knights as squires
+
“I’ll have another,” said Atho.
rushed back and forth filling cups.  The king looked on silently
 
through sunken eyes, having recently lost his ability to speak.  He
 
motioned his consort to stand forth to deliver his proclamation.  She
 
was a handsome woman, recently bound to the king, from a kingdom far
 
to the north.
 
  
"The flower that is Sanazar," she said, "is wilting and sick.  While
+
“You drink like a dwarf,said the old man.
we fight amongst ourselves, hungry jackals vie for their part of the
 
carcass.  What we need is a hero, and what better to prove a hero than
 
a mighty quest!  Far to the east lays Forgotten Quilts, an ancient
 
dwarf fortress abandoned long ago.  It is said that within can be
 
found Gilded Lunch, the golden artifact boot. Return with the boot,
 
and return a hero!  Who will take the challenge?"
 
  
"I shall!" boomed a voice from the end of the hall.
+
“What of it?” grunted Atho.
  
Through the door came Bram, mighty barbarian warrior, a squire
+
In the dim light of the tavern, Atho could barely see the stranger.
following behind, eyes downcastThe hall erupted into ChaosHow
+
He had been wasting his life away in dives like this for the last year
could this outsider be given the quest?  The king's consort looked on
+
or moreIt seemed that years of peace meant slim business
the barbarian, heart racing"What makes you think you are up to the
+
opportunities for a mercenary such as heAs he threw back his last
task?" she said.
+
gulp he slammed the goblet back onto the tableThe color of the wine
 +
reminded him of blood.
  
"May I know thy name Madame?" asked the barbarian.
+
“You look ill,” said the stranger. “You should take better care of yourself.”
  
"Scandala," said the consort, brushing a blond hair from her face.
+
“Who are you?” shouted Atho.
  
"Lady Scandala," said Bram, "I have slain dragon, cyclops, and ogre.
+
“Forgive me,said the old man.  “I am Udma, a master of secrets. It
There is nothing under the sky that I fear."
+
is no secret you are in need of work.  Your skill is known to many.  I
 +
would have you for myself before my neighbors seek you out.
  
That same day, Bram found himself on a horse on the road to Forgotten
+
Atho had met his share of strange employers, but this was the weirdest
Quilts, his squire Dolphin on a mule trailing behindThe lords of
+
by farHe was to meet Udma in the forest at midnightThere, at the
the realm had not taken it wellWithout the Mandate of the King,
+
shrine of Domon, he would receive his instructionsThe woodland
returning with the boot would be uselessBram must dieNo knight
+
creatures grew quiet as he approachedJust ahead was the blackened
knew this better than Crusier, cruel black night of PetounThat very
+
shrineUdma was there, holding a weapon in his outstretched hands.
night he left the castle with his squire, taking the fast roads to
 
arrive on the trail before the hero.
 
  
"Help!" cried the boy, "Oh help!"
+
“It is the vampire Gonra I would have you kill,” said Udma.
  
"Don't trust it Bram," said Dolphin.  "I recognize that boy, a squire
+
“Vampires are the stuff of legend,said Atho.
from the hall."
 
  
"A countryman in distress is just that," said the hero dismounting his
+
“Then your task should be easy,” laughed Udma, “but I suggest you take
horse and drawing his sword.
+
this weapon.  It is Sangrak the vampire slayer.  Take it, and go to
 +
the old dwarf fortress of Firesign.  It is there the fiend can be
 +
found.
  
As he approached, he found the boy laughing. "Let's see how fast you
+
==Kaelis Ebonrai==
can complete your quest without horses!" yelled the boy.
+
===(22 June 2010)===
 +
<pre>###UH/###,.,..UH,g.gg,g.ggggg</pre>
  
Bram spun around to see Crusier leap upon Dolphin and, a knife to the
 
boy's throat, ride away on Bram's horse.  The evil squire laughed
 
until Bram turned and brought his sword across the boy's face, leaving
 
a deep gash in his cheek.  "I have marked you," said the barbarian,
 
"for you are mine now.  Lead me to your master's den.  Know that if he
 
harms a hair on Dolphin's head, there won't be enough of you left to
 
fill your god forsaken tomb!"
 
  
==[[User:jmullan|jmullan]]==
+
The fierce warrior brushed the feathers out of his face as the battle
===(2 March 2012)===
+
hawk circled for another dive.  He slapped the neck of his winged
(I donated in honor of my friend Zach J's birthday, since he is too afraid to play DF)
+
steed and leaned low, one hand on the reins, the other on his deadly
<pre>@@||,.,,..,.,U..,uuuuUuu</pre>
+
javelins. Since the time of the first legends, Geldrix and his men
 +
had been bird riders. The ground rushed by as the hawk dove. The
 +
goblins never knew what hit them. Spears fell from the sky like rain.
 +
Talons tore and beaks pecked. Seeing the enemy commander, Geldrix
 +
took the dagger from his teeth and launched from his saddle.
  
The dwarf fortress at Mount Hope was once the pride of the empire.
+
The enemy general rode proud in the saddle.  His dark metal armor was
Pilgrims came from every corner of Allsphere to glory in its great
+
festooned with black roses. Geldrix tackled him off his horse with
halls and carved pillarsBut years pass, and all that shines goes
+
the force of a meteorSitting astride the evil knight, Geldrix
dimThe empire was overthrown and monsters roamed freely through the
+
marked the spot for the death strokeAs his knife plunged toward the
landSome sought shelter at Mt. Hope and were always turned away.
+
knight's neck, a gauntlet seized him by the wristGeldrix smiled.
It was this discourtesy that would spell the doom of the fortress.
+
There is still some fight in this one, he thought. He flipped back
 +
the enemy's visor and was shocked by what he saw.
  
"Will you let us in?" shouted the monk.
+
Beneath him lay by far the most beautiful woman in the world.  Pain
 +
shocked Geldrix's system as he suffered a blow to the lower body.  He
 +
rolled to the side, his eyes shut tight in pain.  He could hear the
 +
woman knight curse him as she kicked him about the neck and head.
 +
Others came, and he was bound.  He opened his eyes and found himself
 +
lashed to the back of a horse. There was nowhere they could take him
 +
that the hawkmen could not find him, but would he be whole when he was
 +
found?
  
"No, sir!" laughed the dwarf from the high wall.  "Find somewhere else to die."
+
===(6 September 2010)===
 +
<pre>+u~+U++U+UUUUUU</pre>
  
"Why not just take the little ones?" pleaded the monk.  "Even if they
 
were vampires, they couldn't do much harm."
 
  
"Take your lying, no good carcass of my property," said the dwarf, "or
+
Geldrix returned to Hawkvir half a man.  Something was missing.  He
I will shoot you down."
+
moved like a shadow, avoiding the company of his fellow warriors.  A
 +
fair lass came to him, offering a cup of wine.  He knocked it away,
 +
spilling dark liquid onto the carpet of the royal hall.  All went
 +
silent as the king rose from his throne.  Geldrix hid his face with
 +
his cloak, staring at the king with a single maddened eye as he
 +
approached.  The guards opened a door and the king ushered Geldrix
 +
outside, into a narrow passage.  Once they were alone, he spoke.
  
The monk was still for a moment.
+
"What happened to you out there?" asked the king.  "What was it like
 +
to be a prisoner of the goblins?"
  
"You will find," said the holy man, "that your walls don't protect you
+
"I was defeated," said Geldrix, sobbing.  "I can never be a hawk rider
from the evils of this worldThey were built to hold a greater evil
+
again.  I did not escape, as I told the othersI was traded to the
inside.  In time you beg to be let out."
+
dwarves for a crate of dimple-dyed cloth."
  
The dwarves pelted the refugees with rocks until they fled.  They did
+
The king looked down on the broken man that was once captain of the
not give a single thought to the monk's warning, but they would all
+
riders and shook his head slowly.
remember it when the time came.  It was only a matter of days before
 
the killings started.  A dwarf would go missing for a week, then a
 
body would turn up drained of blood, and that was only the beginning.
 
  
==[[User:John Tait|John Tait]]==
+
"Surely there is something you can live for," shouted the king.
===(4 November 2007)===
+
"Revenge, perhaps?"
  
<pre>+@++\M+</pre>
+
Geldrix found it difficult to take the saddle, having spent so long on
 +
the earth.  Now in the air, he watched the trails for Zona, warrior
 +
princess of the goblins.  It was all her fault, he kept telling
 +
himself.  He would strike her down and his manhood would be restored.
 +
His hand trembled at the reins.  Memories of his time underground came
 +
flooding back.  Then his eye caught something on the road below, two
 +
riders heading for the dark mountain.
  
The young adventurer stepped up to the statue, torch in hand. After a quick inspection he grasped the stone minotaur's horn. He gave it a sharp yank and just as Albert foretold, the rock hand opened dropping the Sword of Fire into the adventurer's waiting hands. The stones in the ceiling above began to rumble, as if the temple itself was being rocked from its foundations. Throwing his cloak over his head, the young man made his way to the entrance, dodging the falling stones.
+
===(26 September 2010)===
 +
<pre>.,.".,"~~,.".,.@,.g||,.</pre>
  
===(26 October 2015)===
+
Flying low over the road, Geldrix pulled the hood over his head.  With
 
+
a double flip, he launched through the air and landed before the
<pre>.,pU/,.></pre>
+
riders.  The two goblins sat upon their beak dogs glancing at each
 +
other. Geldrix drew his sword and turned his head to the side,
 +
staring out of the hood with one hateful eye.  The goblins dismounted
 +
and took up their heavy iron spiked clubs.  One of the goblins stepped
 +
forward.
  
The young man emerged from the smoking ruin and lifted up his arm.  Out of the sky, a peregrine falcon swooped and landed on his wrist.  Although it looked at first to be a bird, only the adventurer knew it was really a baby dragon.  He looked once again at the Sword of Fire.  At first glance it didn't look like much.  The metal was dim and scratched, covered with grime.  The peregrine falcon had a comment.
+
"Show your face," it said, "so we can tell tales of which mighty hero we slew."
  
“That is a fine weapon,” said the bird who was really a monster. “Do you plan on slaying my mother with it?”
+
Geldrix's face burned with anger and shame.
  
“Hush,” said the young man“Good birds don't speak.”
+
"Coward?" said the mocking goblin"Is that it?"
  
Mounting his black stallion, the adventurer rode back to Assura, home of his master.  Albert was busy learning from every book his pupils had gathered.  He didn't expect the prize that young Joson had acquired for him.  The Sword of Fire was forged by dwarves when the the world was young.  It was the only weapon fated to end the reign of Trigonometra and her dragons.
+
At last, he could take it no more.  He threw back his hood, his blond
 +
curls blowing in the wind.
  
==[[User:JoystickHero|Joystick Hero]]==
+
"Geldrix?" laughed the goblin.  "You have a lot of nerve showing your
===(14 September 2010)===
+
face around here."
<pre>%W%%W%    ,.,."","@@@@".,@</pre>
 
  
Fires burned on the high mountainThe wind carried the cries of the
+
"Boo!" shouted the goblinOverwhelmed by fear, Geldrix dropped his
dwarves as all they ever cared about was destroyedBut one dwarf had
+
sword and ran.  His hawk landed before him but died instantly as a
not given in to despairIt was Malvedar, slayer of dragons and
+
crossbow bolt struck its eyeGeldrix collapsed onto the carcass,
veteran of a thousand famous battles.  He watched the dwarf fortress
+
openly weepingThe goblins approached, chuckling and calling out
burn from his hiding place in the wooded slopeThere would come a
+
cruel jokes.  Geldrix screamed out to the heavens.  He stood, ripping
time when the enemy was not so lucky, when his schemes failed.  That
+
out two handfuls of feathersWhen the goblins reached him, he threw
would be when they remember what they did to the dwarves this day and
+
the feathers in their faces and ran, to where the gods only knew.
would expect no mercy.
 
  
"Lord Malvedar," said a dwarf soldier, "I think the werewolves have
+
Breaths came hot and stinging, his boots ankle deep in the forest
caught our scent."
+
swamp.  Geldrix felt his extreme shame.  He was not a warrior, not
 +
even a man.  He was the ultimate traitor to all the hawk men, his
 +
cowardice now a thing of legend.  He planted his butt in a muddy
 +
puddle and looked up to see a gremlin sitting on a high tree branch.
  
The dwarf warlord nodded.  Together, the ragged band of dwarven
+
"Don't worry, son," said the creature"We all have a little rabbit in us."
survivors made their way down the slope.  The road back to the
 
mountain homes was long and full of danger, but there was nowhere else
 
left to go.  While others cried, Malvedar resisted the urge to throw
 
himself on the enemyHe would kill many, but not enough before he
 
was brought low.  No.  It would be a hard time, and a long time, but
 
he would have his satisfaction.
 
  
==[[User:Jupotter|Jupotter]]==
 
===(3 March 2012)===
 
  
<pre>////+++U\N+\\\\</pre>
 
  
At the top of the great stone temple, the high priest vampire held a
+
==[[User:Kaltor|Kaltor]]==
bone dagger over the victim under the light of the full moon.  The
+
===(30 April 2010)===
evil spirit rose over the altar, changing the moonlight to a blood red
+
<pre> ,E..U~~~ </pre>
hue. Another heartbeat and the victim's eyes snapped open.  A scream
 
tore the night as the final blow fell.
 
  
"If it is spring, Grandfather," said the kid, "why are the days getting colder?"
+
Ash rained from the sky for ten years.  Few were alive that could
 +
retell the story of that dreadful day, the day the dragon came.
 +
Through the dusty haze of the burned forest, one could often see elves
 +
moving about, hopelessly searching the ground for seeds of the sacred
 +
trees.  Death ruled that mirthless place, and all who dwelt there did
 +
so in mourning and at the mercy of the dragon.
  
Old man Udma patted the boy on the shoulderThis could only mean one
+
It was then, ten years since the massacre, that the hero Brandish
thingGonra had returned.  Upon reaching to his hut, Udma found his
+
arrivedHe followed the clear stream from the mountain into the
hiding place and retrieved the sword Sangrak, the vampire slayerBut
+
ravaged valleyIt was then that he stopped to fill his jugHe
he could no longer wield itIf the world was to be saved, a true
+
found the stream water had a strange tasteIt was not water -- it
hero must be found.
+
was tears.
  
===(14 May 2012)===
+
"What are doing in this wasted valley?" came a voice.
  
<pre>T"TT"TT"",U,.,\U==,.TTTT"TT"T</pre>
+
Brandish turn to see an elf girl, starving and covered in rags.
  
“I’ll have another,said Atho.
+
"I come to slay the dragon," said the hero.
  
“You drink like a dwarf,” said the old man.
+
===(2 March 2012)===
 +
<pre>~~~~~~~U~~~~~~  ?D?</pre>
  
“What of it?” grunted Atho.
+
The elf threw her head back and laughed as a man would at a fool.
 +
Brandish, angered, threw down his jug.  Deep in his heart he was
 +
terrified of the little girl, for she was a tool of the dragon.  He
 +
cursed himself for a coward and stepped forward.  The elf looked at
 +
him with tired eyes filled hate.
  
In the dim light of the tavern, Atho could barely see the stranger.
+
"Sometimes I hope you would kill me," said the dragon through the
He had been wasting his life away in dives like this for the last year
+
girl's lips"It has been a long ten years with nothing to chew on
or more.  It seemed that years of peace meant slim business
+
but dry bones."
opportunities for a mercenary such as he.  As he threw back his last
 
gulp he slammed the goblet back onto the table.  The color of the wine
 
reminded him of blood.
 
  
“You look ill,said the stranger.  “You should take better care of yourself.
+
"If it's death you want," said Brandish, "you shall have it."
  
“Who are you?” shouted Atho.
+
Taken by a sudden fit of tremors, the girl moved this way and that,
 +
then collapsed into a pile of dust.  After a minute, Brandish let his
 +
hand fall from the hilt of his weapon.  He wondered if this whole
 +
valley was peopled only by ghosts and monsters.
  
“Forgive me,” said the old man“I am Udma, a master of secrets.  It
+
Deeper into the wastes he traveled.  Here were the black outlines of
is no secret you are in need of workYour skill is known to many.  I
+
buildings and the ashen shadows where people and animals fellDoubt
would have you for myself before my neighbors seek you out.
+
took his heart once more.  He had braved death a thousand times, but
 +
this was different.  It was said that the dragon could look into your
 +
very soulBrandish did not want to know what weakness the monster
 +
would find.
  
Atho had met his share of strange employers, but this was the weirdest
+
==Kittah_Khan==
by far.  He was to meet Udma in the forest at midnight.  There, at the
 
shrine of Domon, he would receive his instructions.  The woodland
 
creatures grew quiet as he approached.  Just ahead was the blackened
 
shrine.  Udma was there, holding a weapon in his outstretched hands.
 
  
“It is the vampire Gonra I would have you kill,” said Udma.
+
===(12th January, 2010)===
 +
<pre>,.,~E/~..,.@,..@g@@@</pre>
  
“Vampires are the stuff of legend,” said Atho.
+
Doom approached with the morning light.  At any moment, Thun expected
 +
the elves to come along the high branch to his wooden cage.  He had
 +
been taken while drinking with his dwarves at a fortified position
 +
along the southern front.  The elves pounced on them like hungry lions
 +
and disarmed them before they could fight back.  Staring through the
 +
bars of his cage at the ground so far below, Thun remembered how his
 +
friends had been taken from the cage and dragged away, lost to hope.
 +
The elves appeared before the cage bars.  The door swung open and Thun
 +
struck, spraying the air with a fine red mist.
  
“Then your task should be easy,” laughed Udma, “but I suggest you take
+
Ninzul, he called it, the Wooden Axe of Freedom.  Possessed by a
this weapon.  It is Sangrak the vampire slayerTake it, and go to
+
strange mood,  Thun worked all night in the cage, carving the
the old dwarf fortress of FiresignIt is there the fiend can be
+
master-work weapon from the wood of the bars with his fingernails.
found.
+
With scant effort, Thun hacked his way through the elven guardsThe
 +
crazed dwarf swung from tree to tree, knocking arrows out of the air
 +
with Ninzul.  The elves close behind himSomething gave way, and
 +
Thun looked up to see an elf cutting away his vineThun let out a
 +
hoot as he plunged toward the forest floor.
  
==Kaelis Ebonrai==
+
"We must have him," said the elf prince, "to lose him, after what he
===(22 June 2010)===
+
has done, would disgrace us to the Forest Spirit."
<pre>###UH/###,.,..UH,g.gg,g.ggggg</pre>
 
  
 +
"Yes, Prince Altera," said the elf woman.
  
The fierce warrior brushed the feathers out of his face as the battle
+
The elf ruler called for his JayTwo elves dragged the giant blue
hawk circled for another diveHe slapped the neck of his winged
+
bird from his penAltera mounted the great bird.  His woman, elf
steed and leaned low, one hand on the reins, the other on his deadly
+
mistress Renere, leapt onto the saddle behind himShe held in her
javelinsSince the time of the first legends, Geldrix and his men
+
hands Creneri, the bow of couragePrince Altera knew there was no
had been bird ridersThe ground rushed by as the hawk doveThe
+
hope for the dwarf but, not being the kind to leave things to chance,
goblins never knew what hit themSpears fell from the sky like rain.
+
he called for the chipmunk men.
Talons tore and beaks pecked.  Seeing the enemy commander, Geldrix
 
took the dagger from his teeth and launched from his saddle.
 
  
The enemy general rode proud in the saddle.  His dark metal armor was
+
Soon the tree was crawling with small, hairy creatures, vaguely humanoid.
festooned with black roses.  Geldrix tackled him off his horse with
 
the force of a meteor.  Sitting astride the evil knight, Geldrix
 
marked the spot for the death stroke.  As his knife plunged toward the
 
knight's neck, a gauntlet seized him by the wrist.  Geldrix smiled.
 
There is still some fight in this one, he thought.  He flipped back
 
the enemy's visor and was shocked by what he saw.
 
  
Beneath him lay by far the most beautiful woman in the world.  Pain
+
"You will tell every animal person in the kingdom to hunt for this
shocked Geldrix's system as he suffered a blow to the lower body.  He
+
dwarf," ordered the prince"Every needle of the forest will turn
rolled to the side, his eyes shut tight in painHe could hear the
+
against him."
woman knight curse him as she kicked him about the neck and head.
 
Others came, and he was bound.  He opened his eyes and found himself
 
lashed to the back of a horse.  There was nowhere they could take him
 
that the hawkmen could not find him, but would he be whole when he was
 
found?
 
  
===(6 September 2010)===
+
The heart in his chest felt as though it would beat right out of him.
<pre>+u~+U++U+UUUUUU</pre>
+
His lungs burned like forge fire.  He looked to his side to see a man
 +
in green hopping along next to him.  It turned to him revealing a
 +
horribly distorted insectoid face.  A grasshopper man.  Thun skidded
 +
to a halt and wielded the axe over his head.
  
 +
"I yield, great warrior," said insect in his clicking way.  "I come,
 +
show you not all creatures follow the elf prince."
  
Geldrix returned to Hawkvir half a man.  Something was missing.  He
+
"What have you to gain from aiding my escape?" asked Thun, lowering his weapon.
moved like a shadow, avoiding the company of his fellow warriors.  A
 
fair lass came to him, offering a cup of wine.  He knocked it away,
 
spilling dark liquid onto the carpet of the royal hall.  All went
 
silent as the king rose from his throne.  Geldrix hid his face with
 
his cloak, staring at the king with a single maddened eye as he
 
approached.  The guards opened a door and the king ushered Geldrix
 
outside, into a narrow passage.  Once they were alone, he spoke.
 
  
"What happened to you out there?" asked the king.  "What was it like
+
"The dwarves in the south," said the grasshopper man.  "If you lead
to be a prisoner of the goblins?"
+
them back this way, they will put an end to the elves?"
  
"I was defeated," said Geldrix, sobbing.  "I can never be a hawk rider
+
The dwarf looked down at his new green friend.  "That," he said, "I
again.  I did not escape, as I told the others.  I was traded to the
+
promise you."
dwarves for a crate of dimple-dyed cloth."
 
  
The king looked down on the broken man that was once captain of the
+
--
riders and shook his head slowly.
 
  
"Surely there is something you can live for," shouted the king.
+
Explosions rocked the southern fortifications as the giant hawks
"Revenge, perhaps?"
+
dropped great boulders and bags of poison gas.  Thun looked through a
 +
slit in the fortress wall.  The elf forest was only a ballista shot
 +
away.  Already the sky was traced with fiery shots from the siege
 +
engines, slamming into the trees beyond. The dwarf warlord approached
 +
the hero.
  
Geldrix found it difficult to take the saddle, having spent so long on
+
"It will take three more weeks before our fortifications are close
the earth.  Now in the air, he watched the trails for Zona, warrior
+
enough to strike the heart of the forest," said the warlord"I'm
princess of the goblins.  It was all her fault, he kept telling
+
told you could put an end to this contest."
himself.  He would strike her down and his manhood would be restored.
 
His hand trembled at the reinsMemories of his time underground came
 
flooding back.  Then his eye caught something on the road below, two
 
riders heading for the dark mountain.
 
  
===(26 September 2010)===
+
"I can lead your vanguard to the heart of the forest," said Thun.
<pre>.,.".,"~~,.".,.@,.g||,.</pre>
 
  
Flying low over the road, Geldrix pulled the hood over his head.  With
+
The dwarven leader looked at the legendary axe and back at ThunHe nodded.
a double flip, he launched through the air and landed before the
 
riders.  The two goblins sat upon their beak dogs glancing at each
 
other.  Geldrix drew his sword and turned his head to the side,
 
staring out of the hood with one hateful eye.  The goblins dismounted
 
and took up their heavy iron spiked clubsOne of the goblins stepped
 
forward.
 
  
"Show your face," it said, "so we can tell tales of which mighty hero we slew."
+
The air was quiet as Thun and his dwarves approached through the tall
 +
grass.  The barrage had been called off to lure the elves into a false
 +
sense of security.  The smell was sweet with burning wood.  The ground
 +
was covered with smoldering craters where the elves had quenched the
 +
dwarven fireballs.  Further inside, the grasshopper man was waiting.
  
Geldrix's face burned with anger and shame.
+
Through a dry creek the dwarves marched.  They held their crossbows at
 +
the ready.  The grasshopper man signaled for them to stop.  He pointed
 +
with one of his arms.  Thun saw them at once, five elves and a jaguar
 +
man, waiting to ambush them.  The dwarf did not fail to notice one of
 +
the elf women was carrying a masterpiece bow of dwarven design.
  
"Coward?" said the mocking goblin"Is that it?"
+
The dwarves made their way up out of the stream bed and encircled the
 +
elves.  The jaguar man smelled them and tried to cry out but was
 +
silenced by a dwarven bolt.  Shots fired in all directions.  The elves
 +
split and fought to break away.  Thun marked the elf leader's bow and
 +
ran after herShe turned and loosed an arrow at his face.  He ducked
 +
just in time and looked behind to see a young sapling torn in two by
 +
the shot.
  
At last, he could take it no more.  He threw back his hood, his blond
+
"You cannot defeat Renere," said the elf.
curls blowing in the wind.
 
  
"Geldrix?" laughed the goblin.  "You have a lot of nerve showing your
+
Thun drew back the wooden axe and flung it at the elf's head, but it
face around here."
+
smashed into the tree behind her after striking off her ear.
  
"Boo!" shouted the goblinOverwhelmed by fear, Geldrix dropped his
+
"My ear!" cried Renere"You will pay for this insult."
sword and ran.  His hawk landed before him but died instantly as a
 
crossbow bolt struck its eye.  Geldrix collapsed onto the carcass,
 
openly weeping.  The goblins approached, chuckling and calling out
 
cruel jokes.  Geldrix screamed out to the heavens.  He stood, ripping
 
out two handfuls of feathers.  When the goblins reached him, he threw
 
the feathers in their faces and ran, to where the gods only knew.
 
  
Breaths came hot and stinging, his boots ankle deep in the forest
+
The elf threw down the bow and yanked Ninzul out of the tree trunk.
swampGeldrix felt his extreme shameHe was not a warrior, not
+
The other dwarves filed into the clearingThun held up his hand.
even a manHe was the ultimate traitor to all the hawk men, his
+
The elf was his.  Silently, the fighters circled.  The dwarves never
cowardice now a thing of legend.  He planted his butt in a muddy
+
wanted this war, just logs for the furnacesNow, looking at this
puddle and looked up to see a gremlin sitting on a high tree branch.
+
bleeding fanatic, Thun knew that the feud could only end by final
 +
victory.
  
"Don't worry, son," said the creature.  "We all have a little rabbit in us."
+
==[[User:Kosmos|Kosmos]]==
 +
===(11 September 2007)===
 +
<pre>T+TT@C +</pre>
  
 +
"Twist my arm, why don't you?  You louse," Doran had complained as Bomtek continued to bother him.
  
 +
"Come on, Doran!  It's just a bottle of whiskey.  The Baron won't miss it.  When you deliver his table, just take a little something for yourself.  And share it with me."
  
==[[User:Kaltor|Kaltor]]==
+
Now Doran was standing in the Baron's dining room.  It already had a fine granite table at its center; the noble had just wanted an obsidian corner piece as an accent.  As the dwarf set the table down, Bomtek's repeated needling suggestions still echoed in his mind.  It was just one bottle.  There are so many in the cabinet. The Baron won't miss just one of them.  
===(30 April 2010)===
 
<pre> ,E..U~~~ </pre>
 
  
Ash rained from the sky for ten yearsFew were alive that could
+
The dwarf had to pass the cabinet on the way out.  With every step toward it, he felt the whiskey within calling in his heartDoran's face flushed hot and his stomach felt as if it were being squeezed and twisted.  Maybe I'll just look, he thought.  Just look and go.  He reached out his hand and gently opened the cabinet's door.  There was only one bottle inside. Bomtek, you fool, he thoughtYet the whiskey still beckoned him forward, and he continued to gaze on the bottle in silence as it drew him ever closer.
retell the story of that dreadful day, the day the dragon came.
 
Through the dusty haze of the burned forest, one could often see elves
 
moving about, hopelessly searching the ground for seeds of the sacred
 
treesDeath ruled that mirthless place, and all who dwelt there did
 
so in mourning and at the mercy of the dragon.
 
  
It was then, ten years since the massacre, that the hero Brandish
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==[[User:Kuroneko|Kuroneko]]==
arrived.  He followed the clear stream from the mountain into the
+
===(29 October 2009)===
ravaged valley. It was then that he stopped to fill his jug. He
+
<pre>.,.UUOW.,</pre>
found the stream water had a strange taste.  It was not water -- it
 
was tears.
 
  
"What are doing in this wasted valley?" came a voice.
+
Thunder shook the crumbling shack as the old crone stirred the
 +
steaming black cauldron.  Across from her sat mighty warrior Johns,
 +
resplendent in his shining armor.  Behind and to the side squatted his
 +
squire, Toolsman.  The metal pot began to glow.  Images began to form
 +
above the bubbling stew.  Fighters and monsters danced in the wispy
 +
smoke.  Toolsman gasped and took Johns's arm.  The knight lord drove
 +
his elbow into the squire's cheek.  The warrior leaned close and
 +
questioned the shriveled hag.
  
Brandish turn to see an elf girl, starving and covered in rags.
+
"Tell me of black knight Scroder," commanded Johns, "as you promised to do."
  
"I come to slay the dragon," said the hero.
+
The witch woman raised her face to stare into Johns's eyes.
  
===(2 March 2012)===
+
"He waits for you," she said, "in the Valley of Ultimate Despair.
<pre>~~~~~~~U~~~~~~  ?D?</pre>
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You shall not live to see him though, for you are already betrayed."
  
The elf threw her head back and laughed as a man would at a fool.
+
Toolsman looked fearfully to his master, but the crusader's eyes were
Brandish, angered, threw down his jugDeep in his heart he was
+
ever on the crone"It is you who betray!" shouted Johns as he seized
terrified of the little girl, for she was a tool of the dragonHe
+
the old woman and forced her into the potBlack smoke billowed forth
cursed himself for a coward and stepped forwardThe elf looked at
+
and the air was filled with wicked laughterIn the end only Johns
him with tired eyes filled hate.
+
and Toolsman remained.  There was no sign of the spiritual guide.
  
"Sometimes I hope you would kill me," said the dragon through the
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==[[User:kurtss|kurtss]]==
girl's lips.  "It has been a long ten years with nothing to chew on
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===8 May 2012===
but dry bones."
 
  
"If it's death you want," said Brandish, "you shall have it."
+
<pre>U|,,.UH-,.,-Bg,,.|</pre>
  
Taken by a sudden fit of tremors, the girl moved this way and that,
+
The riders aimed their lances.  It was to be a contest of skill and
then collapsed into a pile of dustAfter a minute, Brandish let his
+
righteousness.  The goblin's beak dog chirped and kicked, pawing up
hand fall from the hilt of his weapon.  He wondered if this whole
+
the dirt of the jousting trackSir Benefact lifted his lance in
valley was peopled only by ghosts and monsters.
+
salute of Princess Marmalade.  Just then the goblin charged.  Benefact
 +
had just enough time to wheel around and face his opponent.
 +
 
 +
Wood snapped as the lance found its mark.  Blood shot like a fountain
 +
from Benefact's chest.  He collapsed in the saddle, and fell from his
 +
horse.  The goblin rode before the princess and gave his salute.
  
Deeper into the wastes he traveled.  Here were the black outlines of
+
"What is your name, Sir knight?" asked Marmalade.
buildings and the ashen shadows where people and animals fell.  Doubt
 
took his heart once more.  He had braved death a thousand times, but
 
this was different.  It was said that the dragon could look into your
 
very soul.  Brandish did not want to know what weakness the monster
 
would find.
 
  
==Kittah_Khan==
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"Masterdad," said the goblin.
  
===(12th January, 2010)===
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"Then, Sir Masterdad," said the princess, "you are the new champion."
<pre>,.,~E/~..,.@,..@g@@@</pre>
 
  
Doom approached with the morning light.  At any moment, Thun expected
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==[[User:LaChouette|LaChouette]]==
the elves to come along the high branch to his wooden cage.  He had
+
===(26 January 2016)===
been taken while drinking with his dwarves at a fortified position
 
along the southern front.  The elves pounced on them like hungry lions
 
and disarmed them before they could fight back.  Staring through the
 
bars of his cage at the ground so far below, Thun remembered how his
 
friends had been taken from the cage and dragged away, lost to hope.
 
The elves appeared before the cage bars.  The door swung open and Thun
 
struck, spraying the air with a fine red mist.
 
  
Ninzul, he called it, the Wooden Axe of Freedom.  Possessed by a
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<pre>@@@@@@++@/|N</pre>
strange mood,  Thun worked all night in the cage, carving the
 
master-work weapon from the wood of the bars with his fingernails.
 
With scant effort, Thun hacked his way through the elven guards.  The
 
crazed dwarf swung from tree to tree, knocking arrows out of the air
 
with Ninzul.  The elves close behind him.  Something gave way, and
 
Thun looked up to see an elf cutting away his vine.  Thun let out a
 
hoot as he plunged toward the forest floor.
 
  
"We must have him," said the elf prince, "to lose him, after what he
+
Joyous song rose up from the midnight tavern.  As sweet as the notes were, painful they were to the creature of the night.  The dwarves of the fortress had no idea that the troglodyte was down there, swimming through the underground river.  The monster hated happiness and was jealous of those who lived normal lives.  The bards seemed to be doing their best to anger the trog.  Tonight he would change their tune.
has done, would disgrace us to the Forest Spirit."
 
  
"Yes, Prince Altera," said the elf woman.
+
“Who's there?” asked Kogan.
  
The elf ruler called for his Jay.  Two elves dragged the giant blue
+
The knock had come from the inner door of the fortressThere were no miners down there tonightIt was the day of the Plump Helmet Festival and all dwarves were making merrySo who could it be?  Kogan picked up a spare sword just in case and opened the door.
bird from his pen.  Altera mounted the great birdHis woman, elf
 
mistress Renere, leapt onto the saddle behind himShe held in her
 
hands Creneri, the bow of couragePrince Altera knew there was no
 
hope for the dwarf but, not being the kind to leave things to chance,
 
he called for the chipmunk men.
 
  
Soon the tree was crawling with small, hairy creatures, vaguely humanoid.
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===(28 February 2016)===
  
"You will tell every animal person in the kingdom to hunt for this
+
<pre>|@+@+++|</pre>
dwarf," ordered the prince.  "Every needle of the forest will turn
 
against him."
 
  
The heart in his chest felt as though it would beat right out of him.
+
“Trog in the mine!” screamed Kogan.
His lungs burned like forge fire.  He looked to his side to see a man
 
in green hopping along next to him.  It turned to him revealing a
 
horribly distorted insectoid face.  A grasshopper man.  Thun skidded
 
to a halt and wielded the axe over his head.
 
  
"I yield, great warrior," said insect in his clicking way"I come,
+
Before he could shout again, the troglodyte brought a thigh bone down onto Kogan's skull.  The dwarf was knocked senseless.  He could sense motion as a pair of dwarves dragged his body away.  He tried to protest but his vision was a blur.  The trog was realHe had to warn the others.
show you not all creatures follow the elf prince."
 
  
"What have you to gain from aiding my escape?" asked Thun, lowering his weapon.
+
“It's alright,” said the doctor.  “You took a nasty blow to the head.
  
"The dwarves in the south," said the grasshopper man"If you lead
+
“The trog!” exclaimed Kogan“We must kill it!”
them back this way, they will put an end to the elves?"
 
  
The dwarf looked down at his new green friend.  "That," he said, "I
+
“Time has passed, I'm afraid,said the doctor.
promise you."
 
  
--
+
“What are you talking about?” asked Kogan.  “Did I miss the festival?”
  
Explosions rocked the southern fortifications as the giant hawks
+
“It has been some years,” said the doctor.  “You have been in a deep sleep.”
dropped great boulders and bags of poison gas.  Thun looked through a
 
slit in the fortress wall.  The elf forest was only a ballista shot
 
away.  Already the sky was traced with fiery shots from the siege
 
engines, slamming into the trees beyond.  The dwarf warlord approached
 
the hero.
 
 
 
"It will take three more weeks before our fortifications are close
 
enough to strike the heart of the forest," said the warlord.  "I'm
 
told you could put an end to this contest."
 
 
 
"I can lead your vanguard to the heart of the forest," said Thun.
 
 
 
The dwarven leader looked at the legendary axe and back at Thun.  He nodded.
 
 
 
The air was quiet as Thun and his dwarves approached through the tall
 
grass.  The barrage had been called off to lure the elves into a false
 
sense of security.  The smell was sweet with burning wood.  The ground
 
was covered with smoldering craters where the elves had quenched the
 
dwarven fireballs.  Further inside, the grasshopper man was waiting.
 
 
 
Through a dry creek the dwarves marched.  They held their crossbows at
 
the ready.  The grasshopper man signaled for them to stop.  He pointed
 
with one of his arms.  Thun saw them at once, five elves and a jaguar
 
man, waiting to ambush them.  The dwarf did not fail to notice one of
 
the elf women was carrying a masterpiece bow of dwarven design.
 
 
 
The dwarves made their way up out of the stream bed and encircled the
 
elves.  The jaguar man smelled them and tried to cry out but was
 
silenced by a dwarven bolt.  Shots fired in all directions.  The elves
 
split and fought to break away.  Thun marked the elf leader's bow and
 
ran after her.  She turned and loosed an arrow at his face.  He ducked
 
just in time and looked behind to see a young sapling torn in two by
 
the shot.
 
 
 
"You cannot defeat Renere," said the elf.
 
 
 
Thun drew back the wooden axe and flung it at the elf's head, but it
 
smashed into the tree behind her after striking off her ear.
 
 
 
"My ear!" cried Renere.  "You will pay for this insult."
 
 
 
The elf threw down the bow and yanked Ninzul out of the tree trunk.
 
The other dwarves filed into the clearing.  Thun held up his hand.
 
The elf was his.  Silently, the fighters circled.  The dwarves never
 
wanted this war, just logs for the furnaces.  Now, looking at this
 
bleeding fanatic, Thun knew that the feud could only end by final
 
victory.
 
 
 
==[[User:Kosmos|Kosmos]]==
 
===(11 September 2007)===
 
<pre>T+TT@C +</pre>
 
 
 
"Twist my arm, why don't you?  You louse," Doran had complained as Bomtek continued to bother him.
 
 
 
"Come on, Doran!  It's just a bottle of whiskey.  The Baron won't miss it.  When you deliver his table, just take a little something for yourself.  And share it with me."
 
 
 
Now Doran was standing in the Baron's dining room.  It already had a fine granite table at its center; the noble had just wanted an obsidian corner piece as an accent.  As the dwarf set the table down, Bomtek's repeated needling suggestions still echoed in his mind.  It was just one bottle.  There are so many in the cabinet.  The Baron won't miss just one of them.
 
 
 
The dwarf had to pass the cabinet on the way out.  With every step toward it, he felt the whiskey within calling in his heart.  Doran's face flushed hot and his stomach felt as if it were being squeezed and twisted.  Maybe I'll just look, he thought.  Just look and go.  He reached out his hand and gently opened the cabinet's door.  There was only one bottle inside.  Bomtek, you fool, he thought.  Yet the whiskey still beckoned him forward, and he continued to gaze on the bottle in silence as it drew him ever closer.
 
 
 
==[[User:Kuroneko|Kuroneko]]==
 
===(29 October 2009)===
 
<pre>.,.UUOW.,</pre>
 
 
 
Thunder shook the crumbling shack as the old crone stirred the
 
steaming black cauldron.  Across from her sat mighty warrior Johns,
 
resplendent in his shining armor.  Behind and to the side squatted his
 
squire, Toolsman.  The metal pot began to glow.  Images began to form
 
above the bubbling stew.  Fighters and monsters danced in the wispy
 
smoke.  Toolsman gasped and took Johns's arm.  The knight lord drove
 
his elbow into the squire's cheek.  The warrior leaned close and
 
questioned the shriveled hag.
 
 
 
"Tell me of black knight Scroder," commanded Johns, "as you promised to do."
 
 
 
The witch woman raised her face to stare into Johns's eyes.
 
 
 
"He waits for you," she said, "in the Valley of Ultimate Despair.
 
You shall not live to see him though, for you are already betrayed."
 
 
 
Toolsman looked fearfully to his master, but the crusader's eyes were
 
ever on the crone.  "It is you who betray!" shouted Johns as he seized
 
the old woman and forced her into the pot.  Black smoke billowed forth
 
and the air was filled with wicked laughter.  In the end only Johns
 
and Toolsman remained.  There was no sign of the spiritual guide.
 
 
 
==[[User:kurtss|kurtss]]==
 
===8 May 2012===
 
 
 
<pre>U|,,.UH-,.,-Bg,,.|</pre>
 
 
 
The riders aimed their lances.  It was to be a contest of skill and
 
righteousness.  The goblin's beak dog chirped and kicked, pawing up
 
the dirt of the jousting track.  Sir Benefact lifted his lance in
 
salute of Princess Marmalade.  Just then the goblin charged.  Benefact
 
had just enough time to wheel around and face his opponent.
 
 
 
Wood snapped as the lance found its mark.  Blood shot like a fountain
 
from Benefact's chest.  He collapsed in the saddle, and fell from his
 
horse.  The goblin rode before the princess and gave his salute.
 
 
 
"What is your name, Sir knight?" asked Marmalade.
 
 
 
"Masterdad," said the goblin.
 
 
 
"Then, Sir Masterdad," said the princess, "you are the new champion."
 
 
 
==[[User:LaChouette|LaChouette]]==
 
===(26 January 2016)===
 
 
 
<pre>@@@@@@++@/|N</pre>
 
 
 
Joyous song rose up from the midnight tavern.  As sweet as the notes were, painful they were to the creature of the night.  The dwarves of the fortress had no idea that the troglodyte was down there, swimming through the underground river.  The monster hated happiness and was jealous of those who lived normal lives.  The bards seemed to be doing their best to anger the trog.  Tonight he would change their tune.
 
 
 
“Who's there?” asked Kogan.
 
 
 
The knock had come from the inner door of the fortress.  There were no miners down there tonight.  It was the day of the Plump Helmet Festival and all dwarves were making merry.  So who could it be?  Kogan picked up a spare sword just in case and opened the door.
 
 
 
===(28 February 2016)===
 
 
 
<pre>|@+@+++|</pre>
 
 
 
“Trog in the mine!” screamed Kogan.
 
 
 
Before he could shout again, the troglodyte brought a thigh bone down onto Kogan's skull.  The dwarf was knocked senseless.  He could sense motion as a pair of dwarves dragged his body away.  He tried to protest but his vision was a blur.  The trog was real.  He had to warn the others.
 
 
 
“It's alright,” said the doctor.  “You took a nasty blow to the head.”
 
 
 
“The trog!” exclaimed Kogan.  “We must kill it!”
 
 
 
“Time has passed, I'm afraid,” said the doctor.
 
 
 
“What are you talking about?” asked Kogan.  “Did I miss the festival?”
 
 
 
“It has been some years,” said the doctor.  “You have been in a deep sleep.”
 
 
 
===(27 March 2016)===
 
 
 
<pre>|@+@|,..,????</pre>
 
 
 
Pain as Kogan opened his eyes.  There was sunlight coming through one of the windows.  How long had it been since Kogan had had to bear the sun?  How long had it been since he had seen a window?  The warrior rolled out of bed and found he could barely stand.  Had it really been years since the night of the Helmet Festival and the horrid trog?
 
 
 
“Kogan,” said squire Dorkin, “you shouldn't be out of bed.”
 
 
 
“Where is Aliza?” asked Kogan.
 
 
 
“She thought you would never wake up,” said Dorkin, “and married another.”
 
 
 
Looking out over the rolling green hills, Kogan was filled with disgust.  His old life was over and all he had now was a life under the hated sun.  He asked what had happened to the fortress, but no one had the courage to tell him.
 
 
 
“Take me to Aliza,” said Kogan.  “Now.”
 
 
 
===(27 April 2016)===
 
 
 
<pre>@,.,.,.M@.,.,</pre>
 
 
 
“I thought you would never wake up,” said Aliza, holding a babe in her arms.
 
 
 
“Is it my child?” asked Kogan, barely able to contain his rage.
 
 
 
Coming just in time, Dorkin guided Kogan away from the hillside hovel.  Kogan would never forgive the trog for what had been taken from him.  He made up his mind that very moment to return to the dwarf fortress.  There was nothing left for him here. 
 
 
 
“The fortress?” asked Dorkin.  “You don't want to go back there.  It's a horror show.”
 
 
 
“Don't ever dictate to me,” said Kogan, “what I want.”
 
 
 
After saddling his mule, Dorkin strapped Kogan into his armor and helped him mount his steed.  The squire bid Kogan farewell.  No one was insane enough to join him on his hopeless quest for revenge.
 
 
 
===(30 May 2016)===
 
 
 
<pre>@?*%*%+@++  AAA</pre>
 
 
 
The world had been on fire and the universe was filled with embers and ash.  Most deities blamed the meddling dwarves for the cataclysm.  Deep in the mountain fortress the dwarven monks toiled over the arcane machine, a device that would count down the days until the end of the world.  Its gears and mechanisms were strung together in such a complex way that even Trigonometra, the wisest of the goddesses, couldn't predict what the machine would do next.
 
 
 
“We must turn it off,” said Brother Glorm.  “Holy Apexus has refused to mount the sun chariot.”
 
 
 
“The gods cannot hold the world hostage,” said Brother Famba.  “We will work in darkness.  What, after all, does it matter here, under the ground?”
 
 
 
“The god below, Nadir, also has his misgivings,” said Glorm.
 
 
 
“We will deal with the god of death when the time comes,” said Famba.
 
 
 
Having nothing to say to that, Glorm just stood back and watched the machine grind away.  Famba adjusted the settings and stood back with Glorm to watch.  There was a horrible screeching sound and the machine ground to a halt.  Famba ran to where the output was written mechanically on a scroll.  It wasn't good news.
 
 
 
“We have three days,” said Famba.
 
 
 
===(2 July 2016)===
 
 
 
<pre>NNNNNNNNNNNNNN,.,|@@</pre>
 
 
 
“Tell me,” asked Sir Sula, “how can you count the days left on Earth when the sun refuses to rise?”
 
 
 
“You aren't listening,” shouted Brother Famba.  “We have to get far away from here!”
 
 
 
The castle guard was on alert since Apexus had not appeared in the sky.  They stared out over the battlements and into the darkness.  The night looked back. There was a sea of night creatures waiting outside the dwarf fortress.  Sula was summoned from the library.  Brother Famba followed him, eager to see how the world would end.
 
 
 
“Is there any hope at all?” asked Sula.
 
 
 
“Call for the riding birds,” said Famba.  “We still might be able to get the princess to safety.”
 
  
 
==[[User:landrus|landrus]]==
 
==[[User:landrus|landrus]]==

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