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As stated, there is no cure for a dwarf who has fallen into one of the aforementioned forms of madness. Preventative measures may be considered, since a dwarf may show certain signs of psychological illness before it has fully taken hold. Luckily, recent advancements in [[health care]] have led to an exciting new field of medicine specifically meant to improve the overall mental welfare of the sanity-impaired. As with all experimental treatments, efficacy and safety are not guaranteed, but early applications of the listed techniques have yielded promising results.
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As stated, there is no cure for a dwarf who has fallen into one of the aforementioned forms of madness. Preventative measures may be considered, since a dwarf may show certain signs of psychological illness before it has fully taken hold. Luckily, recent advancements in [[health care]] have led to an exciting new field of medicine specifically meant to improve the overall mental welfare of the sanity impaired. As with all experimental treatments, efficacy and safety are not guaranteed, but early applications of the listed techniques have yielded promising results.
  
 
*The Amontillado Treatment
 
*The Amontillado Treatment
:Initial research indicates that psychotic dwarves may benefit from extended periods of isolation, during which they may turn inward and away from their ecstasy. Therefore, if the patient has entered their room, locking them inside might be the best thing to do. If the patient is catatonic, or [[strange mood|remaining stationary for a long period]], then erecting a wall around them is recommended. Remember to open the door or bring the wall down before the patient succumbs to thirst or starvation. Alternatively, food and drink (and other items) may be dropped into the room through a [[Dump|delivery system]] of some sort, but remember that isolation must remain total if full effectiveness is to be achieved.
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*:Initial research indicates that psychotic dwarves may benefit from extended periods of isolation, during which they may turn inward and away from their ecstasy. Therefore, if the patient has entered their room, locking them inside might be the best thing to do. If the patient is catatonic, or [[strange mood|remaining stationary for a long period]], then erecting a wall around them is recommended. Remember to open the door or bring the wall down before the patient succumbs to thirst or starvation. Alternatively, food and drink (and other items) may be dropped into the room through a [[Dump|delivery system]] of some sort, but remember that isolation must remain total if full effectiveness is to be achieved.
 
*The Colosseum Procedure
 
*The Colosseum Procedure
:Be wary of dwarves who have recently commandeered workshops; it is a serious sign if the patient is screaming for products that cannot be provided (especially if stockpile records are up-to-date and publicly available). In cases such as these, the best treatment is to [[Trap#Cage_Trap|ensure they cannot escape the workshop]] in the event they turn violent. That way, they may be safely relocated to a segregated area where they can work off their aggression harmlessly on the fortress walls. Be certain to keep them away from [[Dragon|animals]], [[Elf|prisoners]], and [[Noble|other patients]]! Once the patient has calmed down, they can be brought out and returned to their lives.
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*:Be wary of dwarves who have recently commandeered workshops. It is a serious sign if the patient is screaming for products that cannot be provided (especially if stockpile records are up-to-date and publicly available). In cases such as these, the best treatment is to [[Trap#Cage_Trap|ensure they cannot escape the workshop]] in the event they turn violent. That way, they may be safely relocated to a segregated area where they can work off their aggression harmlessly on the fortress walls. Be certain to keep them away from [[Dragon|animals]], [[Elf|prisoners]], and [[Noble|other patients]]! Once the patient has calmed down, they can be brought out and returned to their lives.
 
*Animal Therapy
 
*Animal Therapy
:Breakout cases such as above can sometimes be prevented by giving the patient some new pets to take care of. For reasons uncertain, [[Dog|war dogs]] appear to have the greatest effect (although this may be a matter of availability; researchers have achieved results with [[black bear|bears]], [[tiger]]s, and even [[cow]]s). If the patient should break at some point, the presence of these animals may be enough to [[fun|tranquilize]] the patient.
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*:Breakout cases such as above can sometimes be prevented by giving the patient some new pets to take care of. For reasons uncertain, [[Dog|war dogs]] appear to have the greatest effect (although this may be a matter of availability; researchers have achieved results with [[black bear|bears]], [[tiger]]s, and even [[cow]]s). If the patient should break at some point, the presence of these animals may be enough to [[fun|tranquilize]] the patient.
 
*Group Sessions
 
*Group Sessions
:It's somewhat common for soldiers to show signs of imminent madness, due to the hardships of life as a warrior. A widely-endorsed suggestion is to surround the patient with their comrades-in-arms, who might provide cheer and a reminder of both duty and the support of friends. And, should the patient turn violent, they will most likely be subdued with minimal injury (to civilians).
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*:It's somewhat common for soldiers to show signs of imminent madness, due to the hardships of life as a warrior. A widely endorsed suggestion is to surround the patient with their comrades-in-arms, who might provide cheer and a reminder of both duty and the support of friends. And, should the patient turn violent, they will most likely be subdued with minimal injury (to civilians).
 
*Aquatic Cognizance
 
*Aquatic Cognizance
:Everyone knows that water helps with aches in joints, what most people don't realize is that in terms of dwarven anatomy, the brain is a joint, thus having a dwarf swim until they recover may help, even more so if their brain is exposed so that the soothing water can [[Swimmer#Drowning|affect the joint better]]. Salt water is preferred, tests show.
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*:Everyone knows that water helps with aches in joints, what most people don't realize is that in terms of dwarven anatomy, the brain is a joint, thus having a dwarf swim until they recover may help, even more so if their brain is exposed so that the soothing water can [[Swimmer#Drowning|affect the joint better]]. Salt water is preferred, tests show.
 
*The Winchester Method
 
*The Winchester Method
:In many cases, madness has its roots in a deep feeling of powerlessness experienced by the patient during his schizophrenic delirium, with cases of patients hearing voices of Carps, Elephants and strange stories about [[Main:Boatmurdered|boats being murdered]]. Recent studies show that by safely giving the unfortunate patient the occasion [[Lever|to act on his own initiative]] and make him [[Magma|feel]] the consequences of his actions, dementia can be avoided.
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*:In many cases, madness has its roots in a deep feeling of powerlessness experienced by the patient during his schizophrenic delirium, with cases of patients hearing voices of Carps, Elephants and strange stories about [[Main:Boatmurdered|boats being murdered]]. Recent studies show that by safely giving the unfortunate patient the occasion [[Lever|to act on his own initiative]] and make him [[Magma|feel]] the consequences of his actions, dementia can be avoided.
 
*Stasis
 
*Stasis
:Sometimes, the patients simply need time to think about their life. A good way of giving them all a long while to think (experts agree) that putting patients into [[Ice|cryo-stasis]] or encasing them in [[Obsidian|carbonite]] is the best way to combat rage, social rejection and [[Noble|other mental issues]].
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*:Sometimes, the patients simply need time to think about their life. A good way of giving them all a long while to think (experts agree) that putting patients into [[Ice|cryo-stasis]] or encasing them in [[Obsidian|carbonite]] is the best way to combat rage, social rejection and [[Noble|other mental issues]].
 
*The Bilbo Method
 
*The Bilbo Method
:Studies have shown that some dragons, in their infinite, ageless wisdom, have found solutions to common insanity and are even willing to impart said cures to dwarves stricken with any sort of madness. This method is often most useful when a dwarf who is having trouble making friends seeks to console himself with a resident dragon within the dwarf's own fortress. He just wanted a ring.
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*:Studies have shown that some dragons, in their infinite, ageless wisdom, have found solutions to common insanity and are even willing to impart said cures to dwarves stricken with any sort of madness. This method is often most useful when a dwarf who is having trouble making friends seeks to console himself with a resident dragon within the dwarf's own fortress. He just wanted a ring.
*The [[Mist]]/[[Steam]] Method
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*The [[Mist|Mist]]/[[Steam|Steam]] Method
:In many (4) cases of mass hysteria a room with a mist or steam generator may calm many of them down, allowing them to calm down other people. It is still unknown as to why this sometimes works, but it is theorized that the mist/steam "cools them off" literally and figuratively. [[Magma_mist|Warmer mist treatments]] can be used in particularly extreme cases.
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*:In many (4) cases of mass hysteria a room with a mist or steam generator may calm many of them down, allowing them to calm down other people. It is still unknown as to why this sometimes works, but it is theorized that the mist/steam "cools them off" literally and figuratively. [[Magma_mist|Warmer mist treatments]] can be used in particularly extreme cases.
 
*Deep Tissue Massage Therapy
 
*Deep Tissue Massage Therapy
:It has come to the attention of some physicians that many psychological ailments may be caused by a large amount of toxins in the body. They have found with some success that a patient locked in a room and using advanced methods of [[Cave-in|massage]] therapy have gained some improvement. It is speculated that this pressure, caused by a professional deep tissue [[Miner|massage therapist]], will immediately release all toxins from the patient's body. For best results the [[Miner|massage therapist]] should be one floor above the patient.
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*:It has come to the attention of some physicians that many psychological ailments may be caused by a large amount of toxins in the body. They have found with some success that a patient locked in a room and using advanced methods of [[Cave-in|massage]] therapy have gained some improvement. It is speculated that this pressure, caused by a professional deep tissue [[Miner|massage therapist]], will immediately release all toxins from the patient's body. For best results the [[Miner|massage therapist]] should be one floor above the patient.
 
*The Flesh [[Statue]]
 
*The Flesh [[Statue]]
:Ever wondered how you add a [[Room#Quality|decoration]] for rooms, without stone, wood or metal? Having a dwarf standing still? Get a [[Bronze colossus|fleshworker]], it will make them into a ☼Dwarf Flesh Statue☼ and then push them into a room, without using a [[Butcher's_shop|workshop]].
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*:Ever wondered how you add a [[Room#Quality|decoration]] for rooms, without stone, wood or metal? Having a dwarf standing still? Get a [[Bronze_colossus|fleshworker]], it will make them into a ☼Dwarf Flesh Statue☼ and then push them into a room, without using a [[Butcher's_shop|workshop]].
 
*Aromatherapy
 
*Aromatherapy
:Carefully selected [[forgotten_beast|aromas]] will soothe the minds of even the most disturbed dwarves.
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*:Carefully selected [[forgotten_beast|aromas]] will soothe the minds of even the most disturbed dwarves.
*The Diplomatic Method
 
:Sometimes the best method to resolve hard feelings is talking your differences out with a [[Noble|qualified therapist]]. For best results, dose the patient with [[Syndrome|tranquiliser]]
 
*[[Bolt|Swabs]] delivered by a trained [[Crossbowman|acupuncture therapist]]
 
  
Any new developments or experimental procedures should be reported to the mountainhomes immediately for verification and cataloguing. If even a single dwarf is spared the indignity of madness in this way, it will be worth it.
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Any new developments or experimental procedures should be reported to the Mountainhomes immediately for verification and cataloging. If even a single dwarf is spared the indignity of madness in this way, it will be worth it.
 
 
Recent research suggests that mad necromancers are cured from their madness if killed and reanimated as a necromancer. {{cite reddit|j8c0z1}} Note that the necromancer who raises the other must be very powerful.
 
  
 
Dwarves must put a significant amount of research into the phases of the moon and their ability to cause or cure madness.  Tentatively there is a Lunar-Amontillado Combinatory treatment which shows great promise.  This treatment also appears to require no additional use of foodstuffs
 
Dwarves must put a significant amount of research into the phases of the moon and their ability to cause or cure madness.  Tentatively there is a Lunar-Amontillado Combinatory treatment which shows great promise.  This treatment also appears to require no additional use of foodstuffs

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