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(This is a significant deletion. I got sick of seeing unfunny quotes on the main page.)
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|<!--2-->I mean, how dangerous can an elephant be, anyway?
 
|<!--2-->I mean, how dangerous can an elephant be, anyway?
 
|<!--3-->Toady has created a masterpiece!
 
|<!--3-->Toady has created a masterpiece!
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|<!--4-->Is that a hammer in your ≡Giant cave spider silk trousers≡ or are you just happy to see me?
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|<!--4-->I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny.
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|<!--5-->Do these +narrow chimpanzee leather trousers+ make me look fat?
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|<!--5-->Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange_mood|mysterious]] construction!
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|<!--6-->This wiki menaces with spikes of bread.
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|<!--6-->Beware of the Elephant's greatest evolutionary trait: [http://archive.dwarffortresswiki.net/index.php/Talk:Elephant#Stealth_Elephants Stealth].
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|<!--7-->I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny.
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|<!--7-->Let us never forget the last words of Inod the Stoker, [http://archive.dwarffortresswiki.net/index.php/Fortress_Paintrag#1056 "Aaah! Gorillas!"]
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|<!--8-->Fun fact: Ditching the starting anvil for a shit ton of logs makes for a strong early defense by way of a palisade...
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|<!--8-->[[Children|Newborn]] Zuglar Baldnessgranite prefers to consume Gorilla. A sure sign of his unparalleled strength!
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|<!--9-->If in doubt, [[fluid|flood]] the fort!
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|<!--9-->[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/video-game-article/duke-nukem-image.php In an unrelated article] - I had no idea elephants could bounce that high!
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|<!--10-->Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange_mood|mysterious]] construction!
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|<!--10-->[[Toady]] looses a roaring laughter, [[Fey|fell]] and terrible! Toady has butchered a spammer!
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|<!--11-->Beware of the Elephant's greatest evolutionary trait: [http://archive.dwarffortresswiki.net/index.php/Talk:Elephant#Stealth_Elephants Stealth].
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|<!--11-->[[Elephant]]s are like huge, wrinkly [[ambusher|ninjas]].
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|<!--12-->Let us never forget the last words of Inod the Stoker, [http://archive.dwarffortresswiki.net/index.php/Fortress_Paintrag#1056 "Aaah! Gorillas!"]
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|<!--12-->The critical question is this''':''' do dead elf bones yield more crossbow bolts than the average number of bolts necessary to kill an elf?
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|<!--13-->[[Children|Newborn]] Zuglar Baldnessgranite prefers to consume Gorilla. A sure sign of his unparalleled strength!
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|<!--13-->“Dwarf Fortress" ... "Like chess, only with short people that can catch on [[fire]] like [[clothing|rags]] soaked in tar, and lots of [[booze]]." ... "Like chess.”
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|<!--14-->[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/video-game-article/duke-nukem-image.php In an unrelated article] - I had no idea elephants could bounce that high!
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|<!--14-->Dwarf Fortress has taught me that all the world's problems would be substantially reduced had our parent civilizations never minted more than four stacks of [[coins]].
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|<!--15-->[[Toady]] looses a roaring laughter, [[Fey|fell]] and terrible! Toady has butchered a spammer!
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|<!--15-->"Tosid Idenarzes likes tentacle demons for their corrupt intentions." There! Now we've covered all of the seven deadly sins.
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|<!--16-->[[Elephant]]s are like huge, wrinkly [[ambusher|ninjas]].
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|<!--16-->Booze does all the work in forts. Dwarves are just booze exoskeletons.
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|<!--17-->Tobul Dumatfath, Fisherdwarf cancels Fish: Interrupted by [[carp]].
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|<!--17-->My unconscious and bleeding [[mayor]] just mandated the construction of some goods.
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|<!--18-->The critical question is this''':''' do dead elf bones yield more crossbow bolts than the average number of bolts necessary to kill an elf?
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|<!--18-->I can just imagine a wagon throwing a tantrum and tossing all its contents at people.
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|<!--19-->What is that [[magma|red stuff]] coming towards me?  Oh well, I think I'll stay in this [[channel|trench-shaped]] thing.
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|<!--19-->Döbesh Udosdeb has been ecstatic lately. He was forced to eat a friend to survive. He enjoyed a truly decadent meal.
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|<!--20-->“Dwarf Fortress" ... "Like chess, only with short people that can catch on [[fire]] like [[clothing|rags]] soaked in tar, and lots of [[booze]]." ... "Like chess.”
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|<!--20-->Iron [[screw pump]] exercise equipment.  Pump iron and get superdwarvenly strong!
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|<!--21-->Dwarf Fortress has taught me that all the world's problems would be substantially reduced had our parent civilizations never minted more than four stacks of [[coins]].
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|<!--21-->Only you can prevent fortress fires.
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|<!--22-->"Tosid Idenarzes likes tentacle demons for their corrupt intentions." There! Now we've covered all of the seven deadly sins.
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|<!--22-->The violence, aggression, pain, madness, sadness of the ASCII characters never ceases to amaze me...
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|<!--23-->Toady One likes donors for their [http://www.bay12games.com/support.html generosity]. He absolutely detests trolls.
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|<!--23-->Mill their bones to make some bread.
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|<!--24-->Booze does all the work in forts. Dwarves are just booze exoskeletons.
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|<!--24-->Wait, you're MAKING animals?<br>&mdash;''Torak''<br>At this moment, yes, I am smelting cows.<br>&mdash;''Spiders Everywhere''
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|<!--25-->My unconscious and bleeding [[mayor]] just mandated the construction of some goods.
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|<!--25-->"Didn't you read the manual? He he he he... the manual... ..."<br>--[[Toady One]]
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|<!--26-->I can just imagine a wagon throwing a tantrum and tossing all its contents at people.
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|<!--26-->(Compared to real-world years) Dwarven years are shorter.<br>--Sowelu<br><br>Very fitting to dwarves, I must add.<br>--Sean Mirrsen
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|<!--27-->"Madness? THIS IS DWARF FORTRESS!" -Dwarven King
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|<!--27-->[[Magma]] is not a [[water]] source. Dwarves can't drink it or supply it to their wounded.<br>--[[User:AlienChickenPie|AlienChickenPie]]
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|<!--28-->'I wonder what would happen if I poked that elephant with a stick' - Gib Trampledmangled.
 
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|<!--29-->"The interface is coming - it's not coming in your lifetime but it's coming."<br> - [[Toady One]]
 
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|<!--30-->Döbesh Udosdeb has been ecstatic lately. He was forced to eat a friend to survive. He enjoyed a truly decadent meal.
 
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|<!--31-->Zasit Anamalîth, Carpenter is throwing a tantrum!<br>Felsite Bridge destroyed by Zasit Anamalîth, Carpenter.<br>Zasit Anamalîth, Carpenter has drowned.
 
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|<!--32-->Iron [[screw pump]] exercise equipment.  Pump iron and get superdwarvenly strong!
 
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|<!--33-->Only you can prevent fortress fires.
 
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|<!--34-->On the assumption that there is something scarier than a hydra out there.<br>''Your in-laws have arrived from Shinthumtobul Imketh.''
 
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|<!--35-->The violence, aggression, pain, madness, sadness of the ASCII characters never ceases to amaze me...
 
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|<!--36-->Mill their bones to make some bread.
 
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|<!--37-->Wait, you're MAKING animals?<br>&mdash;''Torak''<br>At this moment, yes, I am smelting cows.<br>&mdash;''Spiders Everywhere''
 
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|<!--38-->"Didn't you read the manual? He he he he... the manual... ..."<br>-[[Toady One]]
 
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|<!--39-->(Compared to real-world years) Dwarven years are shorter.<br>-Sowelu<br><br>Very fitting to dwarves, I must add.<br>-Sean Mirrsen
 
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|<!--40-->Whilst on a quest to slay a giant, you'd really expect a more meaningful death than having your head crushed in the jaws of a giant rat.
 
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|<!--41-->Why is this throatless cyclops still hurting me?! As with so many things in life, the problem was solved by running away. -CptMayday (Another life lesson from DF)
 
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|<!--42-->[[Magma]] is not a [[water]] source. Dwarves can't drink it or supply it to their wounded.<br>--[[User:AlienChickenPie|AlienChickenPie]]
 
 
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