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| + | I am Captain Horfe. [http://twitch.tv/captainhorfe/ I stream on twitch.tv] pretty regularly. | ||
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| + | == The Story of Horfe == | ||
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| + | (as told by [http://twitch.tv/skylawinters/ Skylawinters]) | ||
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| + | When CaptainHorfe was younger, he used to go out and meet soo many new and exciting people. Joyous and full of life, Horfe was a pimp. | ||
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| + | But then he met Dwarf Fortress, and Dwarf Fortress became his new lover, whore and pimping stick. | ||
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| + | He didn't need friends anymore, not with DF because it was all the whoring he needed. Horfe pimped his dorfs and made sure they worked hard for him. As the years went on migrant waves arrived and Horfe was overjoyous! His whore fort had gone to over 100 and was flowing with prosperity and wealth. | ||
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| + | But then a vile force of darkness arrived and all his dorfs failed him and died. Horfe died inside and a part of him was lost forever. | ||
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| + | But one day, Horfe will come back with his pimping stick and encase the world of dorfs with pimping and whoring! And the world will know his name as Horfe the Pimp! | ||
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| + | == Horfe's Dorfs == | ||
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| + | This roster of brave souls have signed up for duty in my forts, and I've listed the type of dwarves they want to be. I will come to this list every time I start a new stream fort. This makes my life easier and keeps my viewers involved in the Fun even if they miss my streams. If you're crazy enough to want to sign up for this list, you can do so [http://ironlodge.com/forum/dwarf-fortress/2012/08/06/horfes-dorfs here] (no account required). | ||
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| + | * Drurr - engraver, weaponsmith, hammerdwarf, wrestler | ||
| + | * Gziov - any | ||
| + | * InvisiblePanda - hammerdwarf, hammerer | ||
| + | * Jts41 - architect, miner, marksdwarf | ||
| + | * Kijiro - any | ||
| + | * Nilockin - any | ||
| + | * Peonard - butcher, socially unaware | ||
| + | * Scionzenos - Mayor | ||
Revision as of 00:55, 17 August 2012
Greetings surface dweller!
I am Captain Horfe. I stream on twitch.tv pretty regularly.
The Story of Horfe
(as told by Skylawinters)
When CaptainHorfe was younger, he used to go out and meet soo many new and exciting people. Joyous and full of life, Horfe was a pimp.
But then he met Dwarf Fortress, and Dwarf Fortress became his new lover, whore and pimping stick.
He didn't need friends anymore, not with DF because it was all the whoring he needed. Horfe pimped his dorfs and made sure they worked hard for him. As the years went on migrant waves arrived and Horfe was overjoyous! His whore fort had gone to over 100 and was flowing with prosperity and wealth.
But then a vile force of darkness arrived and all his dorfs failed him and died. Horfe died inside and a part of him was lost forever.
But one day, Horfe will come back with his pimping stick and encase the world of dorfs with pimping and whoring! And the world will know his name as Horfe the Pimp!
Horfe's Dorfs
This roster of brave souls have signed up for duty in my forts, and I've listed the type of dwarves they want to be. I will come to this list every time I start a new stream fort. This makes my life easier and keeps my viewers involved in the Fun even if they miss my streams. If you're crazy enough to want to sign up for this list, you can do so here (no account required).
- Drurr - engraver, weaponsmith, hammerdwarf, wrestler
- Gziov - any
- InvisiblePanda - hammerdwarf, hammerer
- Jts41 - architect, miner, marksdwarf
- Kijiro - any
- Nilockin - any
- Peonard - butcher, socially unaware
- Scionzenos - Mayor