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===<s>Dwarf</s> Vampire Fortress===
 
===<s>Dwarf</s> Vampire Fortress===
Do you ever get tired of having to endure the annoying, slow, and difficult process of finding that murderous [[vampire]] that is wandering around in your fortress? We have the solution!
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Did you ever get tired of having to endure the annoying, slow, and difficult progress of finding that murderous [[Vampire]] that is wandering around in your fortress? We have the solution!
Think: If everybody is a vampire, then you'll never need to check for any. You can use this principle to turn every single dwarf in your fortress into a vampire, meaning that you will never have to worry about finding vampires again! On top of this, your new vamps will never need to eat, drink or sleep, and will never die of old age!
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Think: If every individual has a certain trait, then you can consider that nobody has that trait! You can use this principle to turn every single dwarf in your fortress into a vampire, meaning that you will never have to worry about finding vampires anymore!
 
Here's how:
 
Here's how:
#Build an upright spear trap, fill the tile with water, and have an existing vampire walk over it (or otherwise dropping the vampire in the trap).
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#Build an upright spear trap, fill the tile with water, and have an existing vampire walk over it(or otherwise dropping the vampire in the trap).
 
#Pull the lever <s>over 9000 times</s> a few times to make the vampire bleed <s>to death</s> in the water.
 
#Pull the lever <s>over 9000 times</s> a few times to make the vampire bleed <s>to death</s> in the water.
 
#Forbid the booze supply or otherwise make it unusable.
 
#Forbid the booze supply or otherwise make it unusable.
#Make all of your non-vampiric dwarves drink from the bloodied water, and boom! You have a fortress full of vampires!
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#Make all of your non-vampiritic dwarves drink from the bloodied water, and boom! You have a fortress full of vampires!
  
 
*BONUS : Should your fortress fall, go to your fortress in Adventure Mode and drink from the bloodied water.
 
*BONUS : Should your fortress fall, go to your fortress in Adventure Mode and drink from the bloodied water.
 
**MEGABONUS : Do the above and follow one of the vampires to another settlement.
 
**MEGABONUS : Do the above and follow one of the vampires to another settlement.
  
(We are not responsible for any damages caused to your fortress due to the disadvantages of this challenge. Disadvantages include, but are not limited to, severe unhappiness of your dwarves due to being unable to get happy [[thoughts]] from quality food and drink, getting ''un''happy thoughts from alcohol withdrawal they can't satisfy, and/or the death of dwarves because <s>lazy slackers</s> dwarves nearly always choose to sleep before drinking and thus getting fed on by your newly cursed lieges. The same fate can befall new migrants, beware.)
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(We are not responsible for any damages caused to your fortress due to the disadvantages of this challenge. Disadvantages include, but are not limited to severe unhappiness of your dwarves due to not needing to drink alcohol or eat good stuff, and/or the death of dwarves because <s>those lazy slackers</s> dwarves nearly always choose to sleep before drinking and thus getting fed on by your newly cursed lieges)
  
 
==Construction challenges==
 
==Construction challenges==
 
Try building some <s>ridiculously</s> humongous, <s>over</s>complicated construction, using whatever <s>in</s>appropriate building method your fevered imagination can come up with!  Need some ideas?  Take a look at the [[Megaprojects|Megaprojects page]]!
 
Try building some <s>ridiculously</s> humongous, <s>over</s>complicated construction, using whatever <s>in</s>appropriate building method your fevered imagination can come up with!  Need some ideas?  Take a look at the [[Megaprojects|Megaprojects page]]!

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