User talk:AlienChickenPie

So... is this chicken pie made by aliens, pie made out of alien chickens, pie and alien chicken, alien pie and alien chicken, or three random words?
Or is it a code for something? The anagrams tend to be the material of disgusting fetishes, it seems.
Aha! "Alien" is in the original name. It must, therefore, be related to erotic alien abductions. "Chicken" and "Pie" are both part of internet memes. The chicken crosses the road. "i like pie" is a statement of disinterest, implying that the one speaking to he who says it is trolling or just plain annoying. So, hmn.
*thinks*
The aliens are offended by humans, and their response is "i like pie." The humans have offended them with pointlessly "crossing a road," or doing a useless but dangerous thing, instead of doing whatever the aliens think humans should do. They note that some extremist aliens have abducted humans and given them experiences that haunt them for the rest of their life, in an assumably futile attempt to punish the humans. Presumably, alien laws exist that prevent them from doing so in more overt methods.
But... why in a username on a wiki? Are you an alien message, meant to reveal the truth to highly intelligent humans of our type? Why? Questions remain, but, nevertheless, we have gained some greater knowledge about the universe!
--Savok,
revealing part of his disturbing mind

Actually, it's a name I thought up when I was nine and the need for an internet nickname became apparent. I use it exclusively for anything I do online that doesn't warrant using my full name, or require a departure from my conventional online identity. It's silly, but it's also unique and consistent.

--AlienChickenPie 03:05, 15 March 2008 (EDT)

That makes more sense... I guess... if you want to have no imagination. --Savok 08:33, 15 March 2008 (EDT)

Quite an extensive cover-up, Savok :P VengefulDonut 11:12, 15 March 2008 (EDT)

Savok I was following your line of thinking but confused how you failed to see that to Aliens humans taste like chicken. Therefore the I like pie statement. --Angus 13:33, 21 March 2008 (EDT)

That would be a logical conclusion, but human tastes like pork. --Savok 15:17, 21 March 2008 (EDT)