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[[File:Cacame Fault elfking.jpg|200px|thumb|right|"The Glorious Elf King" by Fault]] | [[File:Cacame Fault elfking.jpg|200px|thumb|right|"The Glorious Elf King" by Fault]] | ||
− | + | '''Cacame Awemedinade Monípalóthi''' (Cacame Apebalded the Immortal Onslaught) is rumored to be the world's most badass [[elf]]. | |
− | In one particular slice of the Dwarf Fortress multiverse (generated by Holy Mittens), Cacame ascended to the rank of Elf King of the Dwarves. The story of his rise to glory has been chronicled in an [http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=39897.0 epic | + | In one particular slice of the Dwarf Fortress multiverse (generated by Holy Mittens), Cacame ascended to the rank of Elf King of the Dwarves. The story of his rise to glory has been chronicled in an [http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=39897.0 epic 50+ page thread] on the Bay 12 Games forum that includes original artwork, economic discussions, raw edits, world gen randomness, Chuck Norris jokes, Battletech references, a Cacame-themed [[Mega construction|megaproject]], and great amounts of win. |
==Brief history== | ==Brief history== | ||
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[[File:Cacame history.jpg|400px|thumb|center|Cacame's early history (by Fault)]] | [[File:Cacame history.jpg|400px|thumb|center|Cacame's early history (by Fault)]] | ||
− | [[File:Vester Cacame.png|200px|thumb| | + | [[File:Vester Cacame.png|200px|thumb|right|RIIIIDE CACAME RIIIIIDE! by Vester]] |
− | The | + | The dwarven civilization and Cacame's former Elven civilization were at war for many years, with the dwarves basically kicking the crap out of the elves for decades. In 90, the dwarves conquered his home city and placed a new dwarven governor in charge. Cacame was 7 at the time, and 5 years later, at the ripe old age of 12, he became a [[Guard]]. |
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+ | Two years later, an elven attack injured his lower body and killed his wife Nemo (who was then eaten by the elf that killed her). Two years after that, in 99, the dwarven king was killed in battle and somehow, Cacame became the leader of the civilization at the age of 16. It can only be assumed that his hatred of his other elves at eating his wife was so great that it impressed even the dwarves. | ||
− | + | Later, Cacame would go on to defeat a [[dragon]] with nothing more than Competent Hammer skill. | |
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+ | ==Colossus of Cacame== | ||
+ | [[File:Cacame colossus.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Colossus of Cacame]] | ||
+ | Holy Mittens created a [[Mega construction|megaproject]] in Cacame's honor: | ||
''His cape is made of solid [[gold]]. It took 949 bars of gold to forge. The vast majority of that gold was home-smelted. The head of his hammer is made of mithril with an [[iron]] band around it, spike at the top, and handle. That's 132 bars of mithril and 37 bars of iron.'' | ''His cape is made of solid [[gold]]. It took 949 bars of gold to forge. The vast majority of that gold was home-smelted. The head of his hammer is made of mithril with an [[iron]] band around it, spike at the top, and handle. That's 132 bars of mithril and 37 bars of iron.'' | ||
− | ''His armor and helmet are made of [[obsidian]]. I'm not even going to attempt to calculate or count how many stones it took. It was a lot of them. The horns on his helmet are [[cinnabar]]. His flesh is forged of [[platinum]]. 33 bars in total. His eyes are [[clear glass]] [[blocks]]. Behind his eyes are pools of [[magma]] that were pumped from the pipe a fair distance away. Sadly, Visual Fortress doesn't display this as two huge glowing orbs of elf-hating malice | + | ''His armor and helmet are made of [[obsidian]]. I'm not even going to attempt to calculate or count how many stones it took. It was a lot of them. The horns on his helmet are [[cinnabar]]. His flesh is forged of [[platinum]]. 33 bars in total. His eyes are [[clear glass]] [[blocks]]. Behind his eyes are pools of [[magma]] that were pumped from the pipe a fair distance away. Sadly, Visual Fortress doesn't display this as two huge glowing orbs of elf-hating malice.'' |
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− | + | ==Goblin reaction (by Neruz)== | |
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[[File:Fault Cacame watercolor.png|200px|thumb|left|Watercolor by Fault]] [[File:Badasselfkingofdwarves.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Pencil by Lord Dakoth]]<br/> | [[File:Fault Cacame watercolor.png|200px|thumb|left|Watercolor by Fault]] [[File:Badasselfkingofdwarves.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Pencil by Lord Dakoth]]<br/> | ||
'''Goblin1:''' ''Man, I heard about these Dwarves. They have an ''Elf'', for their King!''<br/> | '''Goblin1:''' ''Man, I heard about these Dwarves. They have an ''Elf'', for their King!''<br/> | ||
− | '''Goblin2:''' ''You | + | '''Goblin2:''' ''You sh*tting me?''<br/> |
'''Goblin1:''' ''I am totally serious, this Elf is so badass the Dwarves accept him as their King!''<br/> | '''Goblin1:''' ''I am totally serious, this Elf is so badass the Dwarves accept him as their King!''<br/> | ||
− | '''Goblin2:''' '' | + | '''Goblin2:''' ''Fsck that, lets go raid the Orcs.''<br/> |
− | '''Goblin1:''' ''Probably be safer.''<br/> | + | '''Goblin1:''' ''Probably be safer.''<br/> |
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==Add him to your game!== | ==Add him to your game!== | ||
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===Engraving and decorations=== | ===Engraving and decorations=== | ||
− | '''Shima''': ''Add this to descriptor_shape_standard.txt in the raws, and he will show up in other worlds. He might also appear in the likes of Dwarves, possibly ... will appear in engravings and decorations for all races, that much I can tell you for sure. There may be some odd syntax "Engraving of | + | '''Shima''': ''Add this to descriptor_shape_standard.txt in the raws, and he will show up in other worlds. He might also appear in the likes of Dwarves, possibly ... will appear in engravings and decorations for all races, that much I can tell you for sure. There may be some odd syntax "Engraving of a ale-chugging Elf King etcetc" and such, but that's the nature. Rarely, in a Dwarf's likes, it might show "Elf King Cacame Lastnamey" as a like as well.'' |
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'''Shima:''' ''I bring you... Awemedinite!'' | '''Shima:''' ''I bring you... Awemedinite!'' | ||
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[MATGLOSS_METAL:AWEMEDINITE] | [MATGLOSS_METAL:AWEMEDINITE] | ||
[NAME:Awemedinite] | [NAME:Awemedinite] | ||
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[REACTION:AWEMEDINITE] | [REACTION:AWEMEDINITE] | ||
[NAME:make Awemedinite bars] | [NAME:make Awemedinite bars] | ||
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==External links== | ==External links== | ||
− | * [http://www. | + | * [http://www.bay12games.com/forum/index.php?topic=39897.0 Epic DF forum topic] |
− | === | + | ===Cacame vs. The Dragon=== |
− | + | * [http://mkv25.net/dfma/movie-1611-cacamevsthedragon Cacame vs. The Dragon movie] | |
− | + | * [http://www.bay12games.com/forum/index.php?topic=40632.0 Cacame vs. the Dragon short story] | |
− | * [http://mkv25.net/dfma/movie-1611-cacamevsthedragon | ||
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===King Cacame and the Colossus=== | ===King Cacame and the Colossus=== | ||
− | * [http:// | + | * [http://www.bay12games.com/forum/index.php?topic=41101.0 King Cacame and the Colossus short story] |
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[[Category:Humor and stories]] | [[Category:Humor and stories]] | ||
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