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|<!--9-->[[Elephant]]s are like huge, wrinkly [[ambusher|ninjas]]. | |<!--9-->[[Elephant]]s are like huge, wrinkly [[ambusher|ninjas]]. | ||
|<!--10-->The critical question is this''':''' do elf bones yield more crossbow bolts than the average number of bolts necessary to kill an elf? | |<!--10-->The critical question is this''':''' do elf bones yield more crossbow bolts than the average number of bolts necessary to kill an elf? | ||
| − | |<!--11--> | + | |<!--11-->"Dwarf Fortress" ... "Like chess, only with short people that can catch on [[fire]] like [[clothing|rags]] soaked in tar, and lots of [[booze]]." ... "Like chess." |
|<!--12-->Dwarf Fortress has taught me that all the world's problems would be substantially reduced had our parent civilizations never minted more than four stacks of [[coins]]. | |<!--12-->Dwarf Fortress has taught me that all the world's problems would be substantially reduced had our parent civilizations never minted more than four stacks of [[coins]]. | ||
|<!--13-->Booze does all the work in forts. Dwarves are just booze exoskeletons. | |<!--13-->Booze does all the work in forts. Dwarves are just booze exoskeletons. | ||
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|<!--42-->"There was a typo in the siegers' campfire code. When the fires went out, so did the game." --[[Toady One]] | |<!--42-->"There was a typo in the siegers' campfire code. When the fires went out, so did the game." --[[Toady One]] | ||
|<!--43-->"Hey, what does that flashing red and orange text mean? What? Why is there smoke everywhere? Oh god, are those BABIES on fire?" --[[User:StrawberryBunny|StrawberryBunny]] | |<!--43-->"Hey, what does that flashing red and orange text mean? What? Why is there smoke everywhere? Oh god, are those BABIES on fire?" --[[User:StrawberryBunny|StrawberryBunny]] | ||
| − | |<!--44-->''Belbezevost Närangagak Äkig:''<br> | + | |<!--44-->''Belbezevost Närangagak Äkig:''<br>Goatsects the Raw Red Anus of Stretching |
|<!--45-->"It's never 'just a game' when you're losing."<br>--George Carlin (if he played Dwarf Fortress) | |<!--45-->"It's never 'just a game' when you're losing."<br>--George Carlin (if he played Dwarf Fortress) | ||
|<!--46-->It would be incredibly difficult and probably wouldn't work... In other words, it's absolutely Dwarven! | |<!--46-->It would be incredibly difficult and probably wouldn't work... In other words, it's absolutely Dwarven! | ||
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|<!--63-->"So they'd be shooting things, and suddenly they'd go STOP! HAMMERTIME!" | |<!--63-->"So they'd be shooting things, and suddenly they'd go STOP! HAMMERTIME!" | ||
|<!--64-->There are 5 articles in category "Lore" :Armok, Cave adaptation, Elephant, Philosopher and Vomit. | |<!--64-->There are 5 articles in category "Lore" :Armok, Cave adaptation, Elephant, Philosopher and Vomit. | ||
| − | |<!--65--> "Hey, you know all those trap components in Fortress mode? You can wield them in Adventurer Mode. I'm DRILLING THE SHIT out of SKELETONS AND ZOMBIES." | + | |<!--65-->"Hey, you know all those trap components in Fortress mode? You can wield them in Adventurer Mode. I'm DRILLING THE SHIT out of SKELETONS AND ZOMBIES."<br />"You can wield anything in adventurer mode."<br />"I CANNOT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ME DRILLING HOLES IN ELVES!" |
| − | "You can wield anything in adventurer mode." | ||
| − | "I CANNOT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ME DRILLING HOLES IN ELVES!" | ||
|<!--66-->"Litast Idenudesh, baby, is throwing a tantrum! Inod Litastrilem, Mayor, has lost consciousness. Inod Litastrilem, Mayor, has bled to death." | |<!--66-->"Litast Idenudesh, baby, is throwing a tantrum! Inod Litastrilem, Mayor, has lost consciousness. Inod Litastrilem, Mayor, has bled to death." | ||
|<!--67-->"Known bug #780: Town guard becomes a criminal after getting an adventurer's stolen weapon stuck in his body." | |<!--67-->"Known bug #780: Town guard becomes a criminal after getting an adventurer's stolen weapon stuck in his body." | ||