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|<!--1-->I think I'll stick to drowning dwarves and cooking puppies.
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This is the random quote for the [[Main Page|main page]], selected from the [[Main Page/Quote/list|list]]. To add a quote, edit the [[Main Page/Quote/list|''list'']], not this page.
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|<!--2-->I mean, how dangerous can an elephant be, anyway?
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|<!--3-->Toady has created a masterpiece!
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|<!--4-->Is that a hammer in your ≡Giant cave spider silk trousers≡ or are you just happy to see me?
 
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|<!--5-->Do these +narrow chimpanzee leather trousers+ make me look fat?
 
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|<!--6-->This wiki menaces with spikes of bread.
 
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|<!--7-->I can't put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny.
 
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|<!--8-->Fun fact: Ditching the starting anvil for a shit ton of logs makes for a strong early defense by way of a palisade...
 
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|<!--9-->If in doubt, [[fluid|flood]] the fort!
 
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|<!--10-->Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange_mood|mysterious]] construction!
 
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|<!--11-->Beware of the Elephant's greatest evolutionary trait: [http://archive.dwarffortresswiki.net/index.php/Talk:Elephant#Stealth_Elephants Stealth].
 
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|<!--12-->Let us never forget the last words of Inod the Stoker, [http://archive.dwarffortresswiki.net/index.php/Fortress_Paintrag#1056 "Aaah! Gorillas!"]
 
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|<!--13-->[[Children|Newborn]] Zuglar Baldnessgranite prefers to consume Gorilla. A sure sign of his unparalleled strength!
 
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|<!--14-->[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/video-game-article/duke-nukem-image.php In an unrelated article] - I had no idea elephants could bounce that high!
 
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|<!--15-->[[Toady]] looses a roaring laughter, [[Fey|fell]] and terrible! Toady has butchered a spammer!
 
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|<!--16-->[[Elephant]]s are like huge, wrinkly [[ambusher|ninjas]].
 
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|<!--17-->Tobul Dumatfath, Fisherdwarf cancels Fish: Interrupted by [[carp]].
 
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|<!--18-->The critical question is this''':''' do dead elf bones yield more crossbow bolts than the average number of bolts necessary to kill an elf?
 
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|<!--19-->What is that [[magma|red stuff]] coming towards me?  Oh well, I think I'll stay in this [[channel|trench-shaped]] thing.
 
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|<!--20-->“Dwarf Fortress" ... "Like chess, only with short people that can catch on [[fire]] like [[clothing|rags]] soaked in tar, and lots of [[booze]]." ... "Like chess.”
 
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|<!--21-->Dwarf Fortress has taught me that all the world's problems would be substantially reduced had our parent civilizations never minted more than four stacks of [[coins]].
 
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|<!--22-->"Tosid Idenarzes likes tentacle demons for their corrupt intentions." There! Now we've covered all of the seven deadly sins.
 
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|<!--23-->Toady One likes donors for their [http://www.bay12games.com/support.html generosity]. He absolutely detests trolls.
 
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|<!--24-->Booze does all the work in forts. Dwarves are just booze exoskeletons.
 
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|<!--25-->My unconscious and bleeding [[mayor]] just mandated the construction of some goods.
 
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|<!--26-->I can just imagine a wagon throwing a tantrum and tossing all its contents at people.
 
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|<!--27-->"Madness? THIS IS DWARF FORTRESS!" -Dwarven King
 
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|<!--28-->'I wonder what would happen if I poked that elephant with a stick' - Gib Trampledmangled.
 
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|<!--29-->"The interface is coming - it's not coming in your lifetime but it's coming."<br> - [[Toady One]]
 
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|<!--30-->Döbesh Udosdeb has been ecstatic lately. He was forced to eat a friend to survive. He enjoyed a truly decadent meal.
 
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|<!--31-->Zasit Anamalîth, Carpenter is throwing a tantrum!<br>Felsite Bridge destroyed by Zasit Anamalîth, Carpenter.<br>Zasit Anamalîth, Carpenter has drowned.
 
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|<!--32-->Iron [[screw pump]] exercise equipment.  Pump iron and get superdwarvenly strong!
 
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|<!--33-->Only you can prevent fortress fires.
 
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|<!--34-->On the assumption that there is something scarier than a hydra out there.<br>''Your in-laws have arrived from Shinthumtobul Imketh.''
 
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|<!--35-->The violence, aggression, pain, madness, sadness of the ASCII characters never ceases to amaze me...
 
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|<!--36-->Mill their bones to make some bread.
 
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|<!--37-->Wait, you're MAKING animals?<br>&mdash;''Torak''<br>At this moment, yes, I am smelting cows.<br>&mdash;''Spiders Everywhere''
 
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|<!--38-->"Didn't you read the manual? He he he he... the manual... ..."<br>-[[Toady One]]
 
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|<!--39-->(Compared to real-world years) Dwarven years are shorter.<br>-Sowelu<br><br>Very fitting to dwarves, I must add.<br>-Sean Mirrsen
 
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|<!--40-->Whilst on a quest to slay a giant, you'd really expect a more meaningful death than having your head crushed in the jaws of a giant rat.
 
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|<!--41-->Why is this throatless cyclops still hurting me?! As with so many things in life, the problem was solved by running away. -CptMayday (Another life lesson from DF)
 
 
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Latest revision as of 03:02, 21 January 2023

This is the random quote for the main page, selected from the list. To add a quote, edit the list, not this page.

Some uncommon situations have become hard to debug with a test adventurer, so world debug mode can now manifest the cursor as an adventurer. Lots of "Hello. My name is Manifestation. Why are you traveling?" today. They don't notice the cursor human is clothing-free yet. -- Toady One

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